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PtlessAgmnts 09/16/17 8:18:44 PM #19:	Sami1000 posted... I didn't want to see that <cite>PtlessAgmnts posted [p:886731999] in Ducks can ... [t:75769591]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sami1000 posted...</cite> <quote></quote> I didn't want to see that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DK9292 09/16/17 8:20:04 PM #20:	--- "If the heroes run and hide, who'll stay and fight?" ~Saitama <cite>DK9292 posted [p:886732064] in Ducks can ... [t:75769591]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gnomefromnome 09/16/17 8:28:47 PM #21:	--- Oh my God... That was the dumbest collection of dumbosity I've ever seen! - Famine https://youtu.be/pOtTxMC1ZZQ <cite>gnomefromnome posted [p:886732433] in Ducks can ... [t:75769591]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
weapon_d00d816 09/16/17 8:41:27 PM #22:	They can't walk very fast or agile, and their swimming is just casually floating like a boat. --- SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG <cite>weapon_d00d816 posted [p:886733008] in Ducks can ... [t:75769591]...</cite> <quote>They can't walk very fast or agile, and their swimming is just casually floating like a boat.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
A_Good_Boy 09/16/17 8:43:14 PM #23:	weapon_d00d816 posted... They can't walk very fast or agile, and their swimming is just casually floating like a boat. Talking shit when you they still do all 3 better than you do. Well, maybe except for the walking and the running. --- Who is? I am! <cite>A_Good_Boy posted [p:886733091] in Ducks can ... [t:75769591]...</cite> <quote><cite>weapon_d00d816 posted...</cite> <quote>They can't walk very fast or agile, and their swimming is just casually floating like a boat.</quote> Talking shit when you they still do all 3 better than you do. Well, maybe except for the walking and the running.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
weapon_d00d816 09/16/17 8:44:08 PM #24:	pres_madagascar posted... SerperiorThanU posted... They're also rapists Yup. Duck sexual evolution is fascinating. The girl ducks never want it, and are continuously evolving newer vaginal canals with more turns and bends to prevent the ducks from fucking them . The males keep evolving newer, more nefarious dicks to get them with. Reminder: all duck sex is rape Wait what How do the females evolve more labyrinthine vaginas? How would something that reduces likelihood of reproduction get passed down? --- SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG <cite>weapon_d00d816 posted [p:886733133] in Ducks can ... [t:75769591]...</cite> <quote><cite>pres_madagascar posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SerperiorThanU posted...</cite> <quote>They're also rapists</quote> Yup. Duck sexual evolution is fascinating. The girl ducks never want it, and are continuously evolving newer vaginal canals with more turns and bends to prevent the ducks from fucking them . The males keep evolving newer, more nefarious dicks to get them with. Reminder: all duck sex is rape</quote> Wait what How do the females evolve more labyrinthine vaginas? How would something that reduces likelihood of reproduction get passed down?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 09/16/17 8:45:18 PM #25:	A duck walked up to a lemonade stand And he said to the man, running the stand "Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?" --- https://i.imgur.com/akpEP6p.gif https://i.imgur.com/hVRNKNs.gif <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:886733188] in Ducks can ... [t:75769591]...</cite> <quote>A duck walked up to a lemonade stand And he said to the man, running the stand "Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
A_Good_Boy 09/16/17 8:47:06 PM #26:	weapon_d00d816 posted... pres_madagascar posted... SerperiorThanU posted... They're also rapists Yup. Duck sexual evolution is fascinating. The girl ducks never want it, and are continuously evolving newer vaginal canals with more turns and bends to prevent the ducks from fucking them . The males keep evolving newer, more nefarious dicks to get them with. Reminder: all duck sex is rape Wait what How do the females evolve more labyrinthine vaginas? How would something that reduces likelihood of reproduction get passed down? Cause most duck procreation isn't consensual. The males would rape their species out of existence if it wasn't for the females that survive passing on more labyrinthine vaginal canals that block the male duck penis from killing them. --- Who is? I am! <cite>A_Good_Boy posted [p:886733284] in Ducks can ... [t:75769591]...</cite> <quote><cite>weapon_d00d816 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pres_madagascar posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SerperiorThanU posted...</cite> <quote>They're also rapists</quote> Yup. Duck sexual evolution is fascinating. The girl ducks never want it, and are continuously evolving newer vaginal canals with more turns and bends to prevent the ducks from fucking them . The males keep evolving newer, more nefarious dicks to get them with. Reminder: all duck sex is rape</quote> Wait what How do the females evolve more labyrinthine vaginas? How would something that reduces likelihood of reproduction get passed down?</quote> Cause most duck procreation isn't consensual. The males would rape their species out of existence if it wasn't for the females that survive passing on more labyrinthine vaginal canals that block the male duck penis from killing them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
weapon_d00d816 09/16/17 8:50:44 PM #27:	A_Good_Boy posted... weapon_d00d816 posted... pres_madagascar posted... SerperiorThanU posted... They're also rapists Yup. Duck sexual evolution is fascinating. The girl ducks never want it, and are continuously evolving newer vaginal canals with more turns and bends to prevent the ducks from fucking them . The males keep evolving newer, more nefarious dicks to get them with. Reminder: all duck sex is rape Wait what How do the females evolve more labyrinthine vaginas? How would something that reduces likelihood of reproduction get passed down? Cause most duck procreation isn't consensual. The males would rape their species out of existence if it wasn't for the females that survive passing on more labyrinthine vaginal canals that block the male duck penis from killing them. So it's to prevent physical damage from the rocket cock, not to prevent sex. --- SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG <cite>weapon_d00d816 posted [p:886733440] in Ducks can ... [t:75769591]...</cite> <quote><cite>A_Good_Boy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>weapon_d00d816 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pres_madagascar posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SerperiorThanU posted...</cite> <quote>They're also rapists</quote> Yup. Duck sexual evolution is fascinating. The girl ducks never want it, and are continuously evolving newer vaginal canals with more turns and bends to prevent the ducks from fucking them . The males keep evolving newer, more nefarious dicks to get them with. Reminder: all duck sex is rape</quote> Wait what How do the females evolve more labyrinthine vaginas? How would something that reduces likelihood of reproduction get passed down?</quote> Cause most duck procreation isn't consensual. The males would rape their species out of existence if it wasn't for the females that survive passing on more labyrinthine vaginal canals that block the male duck penis from killing them.</quote> So it's to prevent physical damage from the rocket cock, not to prevent sex.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mew4ever 09/18/17 8:21:04 PM #29:	Ducks are cool. Only have geese near me and those dudes are annoying. They make a concerted effort to crap all over the sidewalks. --- http://tinyurl.com/qg6jcsu New York Mets 2015 NL Champions. New York Jets: 0-1 <cite>mew4ever posted [p:886851229] in Ducks can ... [t:75769591]...</cite> <quote>Ducks are cool. Only have geese near me and those dudes are annoying. They make a concerted effort to crap all over the sidewalks.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gguirao 09/20/17 5:58:18 PM #30:	Pinotage posted... Ducks are delicious too. I like duck meat better than turkey or chicken. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>gguirao posted [p:886972599] in Ducks can ... [t:75769591]...</cite> <quote><cite>Pinotage posted...</cite> <quote>Ducks are delicious too.</quote> I like duck meat better than turkey or chicken.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GiftedACIII 09/22/17 1:21:02 AM #31:	gguirao posted... Pinotage posted... Ducks are delicious too. I like duck meat better than turkey or chicken. Damn, that's the exact opposite of me. I love turkey and chicken but I've gotten sick of duck --- </topic> <cite>GiftedACIII posted [p:887060571] in Ducks can ... [t:75769591]...</cite> <quote><cite>gguirao posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Pinotage posted...</cite> <quote>Ducks are delicious too.</quote> I like duck meat better than turkey or chicken.</quote> Damn, that's the exact opposite of me. I love turkey and chicken but I've gotten sick of duck</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gubbey 09/22/17 1:38:24 AM #32:	https://www.myinstants.com/instant/quack/ --- http://youtu.be/RzbCUuaijTk http://youtu.be/z48NmdWbquw http://youtu.be/8WOYBqrgeS4 http://youtu.be/7vjDWZhHqYg http://youtu.be/8CvqmD0CZao these are my jam <cite>Gubbey posted [p:887061164] in Ducks can ... [t:75769591]...</cite> <quote>https://www.myinstants.com/instant/quack/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
legendarylemur 09/22/17 1:56:40 AM #33:	Last time I ate ducks, they were like 90% bone. What a shame, or perhaps... quack? --- "Iwata was awesome" - Mr. Nintendo dinglebutt <cite>legendarylemur posted [p:887061748] in Ducks can ... [t:75769591]...</cite> <quote>Last time I ate ducks, they were like 90% bone. What a shame, or perhaps... quack?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kineth 09/22/17 6:38:13 AM #34:	Been awhile since I've had duck, but I'm pretty sure I preferred quail to duck. Though, goose meat was definitely a favorite of mine. --- If you're not looking for any honest discussion, agreement, meeting halfway or middle ground, don't bother arguing with me. Selfish narcissists need not apply. <cite>Kineth posted [p:887068078] in Ducks can ... [t:75769591]...</cite> <quote>Been awhile since I've had duck, but I'm pretty sure I preferred quail to duck. Though, goose meat was definitely a favorite of mine.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
utarefson 09/22/17 6:47:57 AM #35:	Kitt posted... They are the ultimate life form. The Octopus says hello. --- Trump is a fake President. <cite>utarefson posted [p:887068280] in Ducks can ... [t:75769591]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote>They are the ultimate life form.</quote> The Octopus says hello.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Insanity216 09/22/17 6:51:38 AM #36:	Ducks are delicious though, not gonna lie. --- Click Here to find out if you're an idiot. <cite>Insanity216 posted [p:887068371] in Ducks can ... [t:75769591]...</cite> <quote>Ducks are delicious though, not gonna lie.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DK9292 09/22/17 7:13:18 AM #37:	I only had duck once, it was vile. To be fair it was some weird French dish served cold, so who knows. --- "If the heroes run and hide, who'll stay and fight?" ~Saitama <cite>DK9292 posted [p:887068829] in Ducks can ... [t:75769591]...</cite> <quote>I only had duck once, it was vile. To be fair it was some weird French dish served cold, so who knows.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkeysRfunny 09/22/17 8:09:34 AM #38:	Ducks suck at buttoning up their shirts though. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. <cite>monkeysRfunny posted [p:887070234] in Ducks can ... [t:75769591]...</cite> <quote>Ducks suck at buttoning up their shirts though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LightHawKnight 09/22/17 12:07:27 PM #40:	legendarylemur posted... Last time I ate ducks, they were like 90% bone. What a shame, or perhaps... quack? Did you eat a starving duck? Though they are not as meaty as Chickens, still shouldn't be 90% bone. --- The Official Odin of the Shin Megami Tensei IV board. "You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me." <cite>LightHawKnight posted [p:887080612] in Ducks can ... [t:75769591]...</cite> <quote><cite>legendarylemur posted...</cite> <quote>Last time I ate ducks, they were like 90% bone. What a shame, or perhaps... quack?</quote> Did you eat a starving duck? Though they are not as meaty as Chickens, still shouldn't be 90% bone.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
legendarylemur 09/22/17 1:04:50 PM #41:	LightHawKnight posted... legendarylemur posted... Last time I ate ducks, they were like 90% bone. What a shame, or perhaps... quack? Did you eat a starving duck? Though they are not as meaty as Chickens, still shouldn't be 90% bone. It was an exaggeration lul but yeah lot more bone than chicken --- "Iwata was awesome" - Mr. Nintendo dinglebutt <cite>legendarylemur posted [p:887083834] in Ducks can ... [t:75769591]...</cite> <quote><cite>LightHawKnight posted...</cite> <quote><cite>legendarylemur posted...</cite> <quote>Last time I ate ducks, they were like 90% bone. What a shame, or perhaps... quack?</quote> Did you eat a starving duck? Though they are not as meaty as Chickens, still shouldn't be 90% bone.</quote> It was an exaggeration lul but yeah lot more bone than chicken</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WesternMedia 09/24/17 2:59:27 AM #42:	weapon_d00d816 posted... A_Good_Boy posted... weapon_d00d816 posted... pres_madagascar posted... SerperiorThanU posted... They're also rapists Yup. Duck sexual evolution is fascinating. The girl ducks never want it, and are continuously evolving newer vaginal canals with more turns and bends to prevent the ducks from fucking them . The males keep evolving newer, more nefarious dicks to get them with. Reminder: all duck sex is rape Wait what How do the females evolve more labyrinthine vaginas? How would something that reduces likelihood of reproduction get passed down? Cause most duck procreation isn't consensual. The males would rape their species out of existence if it wasn't for the females that survive passing on more labyrinthine vaginal canals that block the male duck penis from killing them. So it's to prevent physical damage from the rocket cock, not to prevent sex. Prevent aggressive sex. --- Cherish me <cite>WesternMedia posted [p:887181112] in Ducks can ... [t:75769591]...</cite> <quote><cite>weapon_d00d816 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>A_Good_Boy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>weapon_d00d816 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pres_madagascar posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SerperiorThanU posted...</cite> <quote>They're also rapists</quote> Yup. Duck sexual evolution is fascinating. The girl ducks never want it, and are continuously evolving newer vaginal canals with more turns and bends to prevent the ducks from fucking them . The males keep evolving newer, more nefarious dicks to get them with. Reminder: all duck sex is rape</quote> Wait what How do the females evolve more labyrinthine vaginas? How would something that reduces likelihood of reproduction get passed down?</quote> Cause most duck procreation isn't consensual. The males would rape their species out of existence if it wasn't for the females that survive passing on more labyrinthine vaginal canals that block the male duck penis from killing them.</quote> So it's to prevent physical damage from the rocket cock, not to prevent sex.</quote> Prevent aggressive sex.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
legendarylemur 09/26/17 12:54:01 AM #43:	Dunno why, but I'm oddly compelled to keep this topic alive --- "Iwata was awesome" - Mr. Nintendo dinglebutt <cite>legendarylemur posted [p:887302804] in Ducks can ... [t:75769591]...</cite> <quote>Dunno why, but I'm oddly compelled to keep this topic alive</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 09/26/17 12:57:24 AM #44:	They used to be great hockey players too. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:887302932] in Ducks can ... [t:75769591]...</cite> <quote>They used to be great hockey players too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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King Rial 09/27/17 8:15:38 PM #46:	Vicious_Dios posted... They used to be great hockey players too. Even almost mighty, some might say. --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> <cite>King Rial posted [p:887413132] in Ducks can ... [t:75769591]...</cite> <quote><cite>Vicious_Dios posted...</cite> <quote>They used to be great hockey players too.</quote> Even almost mighty, some might say.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SubtletyRefuge 09/29/17 8:56:51 PM #47:	At least they ain't Canadian geese --- Real subtle <cite>SubtletyRefuge posted [p:887537832] in Ducks can ... [t:75769591]...</cite> <quote>At least they ain't Canadian geese</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
legendarylemur 09/29/17 9:39:11 PM #48:	Geese are just as scumbaggy --- "Iwata was awesome" - Mr. Nintendo dinglebutt <cite>legendarylemur posted [p:887539888] in Ducks can ... [t:75769591]...</cite> <quote>Geese are just as scumbaggy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
the_cajun88 10/01/17 9:06:50 PM #50:	They are also excellent at avoiding objects thrown at them, because they can simply themselves to avoid it. --- http://i.imgur.com/OkvDFD3.jpg http://i.imgur.com/owvpCYR.jpg <cite>the_cajun88 posted [p:887635954] in Ducks can ... [t:75769591]...</cite> <quote>They are also excellent at avoiding objects thrown at them, because they can simply themselves to avoid it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flintgrandad 10/03/17 3:01:41 AM #51:	pres_madagascar posted... The girl ducks never want it I mean, do any non-mammal really want it? <cite>Flintgrandad posted [p:887713748] in Ducks can ... [t:75769591]...</cite> <quote><cite>pres_madagascar posted...</cite> <quote>The girl ducks never want it</quote> I mean, do any non-mammal really want it?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
legendarylemur 10/03/17 9:06:18 PM #52:	Picture of true evil --- "Iwata was awesome" - Mr. Nintendo dinglebutt <cite>legendarylemur posted [p:887762177] in Ducks can ... [t:75769591]...</cite> <quote> Picture of true evil</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PtlessAgmnts 10/05/17 3:54:15 PM #53:	Sami1000 posted... I didn't want to see that <cite>PtlessAgmnts posted [p:887872267] in Ducks can ... [t:75769591]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sami1000 posted...</cite> <quote></quote> I didn't want to see that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WesternMedia 10/06/17 12:12:13 PM #54:	lmao --- Cherish me <cite>WesternMedia posted [p:887922933] in Ducks can ... [t:75769591]...</cite> <quote>lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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