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TopicMan arrested after kissing nurse on the cheek during innoculation
Patchwork
02/20/18 10:53:06 PM
#32
Terra-enforcer posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
This is what happens when you're not Chad.

I know this is a meme, but the sad reality is that if you're not attractive and/or rich, this is the only time this kind of thing will happen. If the guy were a 10/10 and had six figures you can bet she'd ask for more than just a kiss.

To be fair, it only makes sense, but the point where it hurts is when you get someone arrested or forced to pay up thousands of dollars for it.


... how about don't try to kiss people randomly while they're doing their job? Honestly, the psyche of some of you dudes on here is just sad.
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TopicOne of my workmates just got pinched for murder and drug dealing.
Patchwork
02/20/18 10:51:07 PM
#27
LinksLiege posted...
Patchwork posted...
It is.

[law]


Truth be told I didn't even have fatal overdoses in mind when I replied at first. My mind was just on the act of dealing without dying of an overdose in mind. Long day at work, not braining at 100% right now >_>;


It happens to the best of us. No worries.
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TopicMan arrested after kissing nurse on the cheek during innoculation
Patchwork
02/20/18 10:41:17 PM
#24
ThePrinceFish posted...
I don't see why it's aggravated battery and not simple battery.


Probably because it's against a nurse.
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Topic*watches Bloodsport for the first time in over a decade*
Patchwork
02/20/18 10:28:46 PM
#4
Classic.
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TopicTrump tweets: we need background checks on guns
Patchwork
02/20/18 10:27:57 PM
#37
DifferentialEquation posted...
wackyteen posted...
DifferentialEquation posted...
The existing background checks are already imposing too much of burden, at least where I live.

>too much of a burden

bruh


I've purchased two firearms so far. The first one was rifle; I purchased it through the store's website. When it arrived at the store and I went to pick it up, I had to fill out a form and wait close to an hour for my information to be verified and so that I could leave with my purchase. My second was a handgun which I purchased from different store but basically had the same experience.


That's not a burden.
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TopicWhy don't the Olympics have uphill skiing
Patchwork
02/20/18 10:23:43 PM
#6
Some motherfuckers are always tryin to ice skate uphill
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TopicOne of my workmates just got pinched for murder and drug dealing.
Patchwork
02/20/18 10:09:55 PM
#25
MrPeppers posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Patchwork posted...
Omnislasher posted...
TheGoldenEel posted...
Charging people with murder for selling drugs is kinda bullshit tho


it's pretty ridiculous


Ridiculous to charge someone who preys on another person's addiction and sells unregulated, toxic substances to them?

Get all the way the fuck out.


Itt casual users don't exist.

Itt casual users aren't the most likely to overdose.

Itt selling a product to meet demand = murder.

Fuck the fuck off.

Don't get me wrong a lot of drug dealers are pieces of shit but the war on drugs itself is just as much to blame for this as some dude selling his shit. If you disagree educate yourself ffs.


Lol show me a casual fentanyl user


It's called an addict in denial.
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TopicOne of my workmates just got pinched for murder and drug dealing.
Patchwork
02/20/18 10:01:40 PM
#23
LinksLiege posted...
Patchwork posted...
Ridiculous to charge someone who preys on another person's addiction and sells unregulated, toxic substances to them?

With murder? Yes. Because it isn't murder.


It is.

2502. Murder.
(a) Murder of the first degree.--A criminal homicide constitutes murder of the first degree when it is committed by an intentional killing.
(b) Murder of the second degree.--A criminal homicide constitutes murder of the second degree when it is committed while defendant was engaged as a principal or an accomplice in the perpetration of a felony.

Title 35, 780-113 (a)(30)

(30) Except as authorized by this act, the manufacture, delivery, or possession with intent to manufacture or deliver, a controlled substance by a person not registered under this act, or a practitioner not registered or licensed by the appropriate State board, or knowingly creating, delivering or possessing with intent to deliver, a counterfeit controlled substance.

(f) Any person who violates clause (12), (14) or (30) of subsection (a) with respect to:

(1) A controlled substance or counterfeit substance classified in Schedule I or II2 which is a narcotic drug, is guilty of a felony and upon conviction thereof shall be sentenced to imprisonment not exceeding fifteen years, or to pay a fine not exceeding two hundred fifty thousand dollars ($250,000), or both or such larger amount as is sufficient to exhaust the assets utilized in and the profits obtained from the illegal activity.

(1.1) Phencyclidine; methamphetamine, including its salts, isomers and salts of isomers; coca3 leaves and any salt, compound, derivative or preparation of coca leaves; any salt, compound, derivative or preparation of the preceding which is chemically equivalent or identical with any of these substances, except decocanized coca leaves or extracts of coca leaves, which extracts do not contain cocaine or ecgonine; and marihuana in a quantity in excess of one thousand (1,000) pounds, is guilty of a felony and upon conviction thereof shall be sentenced to imprisonment not exceeding ten years, or to pay a fine not exceeding one hundred thousand dollars ($100,000), or both, or such larger amount as is sufficient to exhaust the assets utilized in and the profits obtained from the illegal manufacture or distribution of these substances.

(2) Any other controlled substance or counterfeit substance classified in Schedule I, II, or III, is guilty of a felony and upon conviction thereof shall be sentenced to imprisonment not exceeding five years, or to pay a fine not exceeding fifteen thousand dollars ($15,000), or both.

(3) A controlled substance or counterfeit substance classified in Schedule IV, is guilty of a felony and upon conviction thereof shall be sentenced to imprisonment not exceeding three years, or to pay a fine not exceeding ten thousand dollars ($10,000), or both.

Edit: in summation, someone died because of a felony you (dealer) committed, therefore 2nd degree murder is the proper charge.
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TopicOne of my workmates just got pinched for murder and drug dealing.
Patchwork
02/20/18 9:07:11 PM
#17
Omnislasher posted...
TheGoldenEel posted...
Charging people with murder for selling drugs is kinda bullshit tho


it's pretty ridiculous


Ridiculous to charge someone who preys on another person's addiction and sells unregulated, toxic substances to them?

Get all the way the fuck out.
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TopicAre all of the non-jedi party members awful in KOTOR 1?
Patchwork
02/20/18 8:59:25 PM
#6
Usually had HK or the Wookie in my party.
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TopicOne of my workmates just got pinched for murder and drug dealing.
Patchwork
02/20/18 8:55:58 PM
#15
Defending scumbag heroin dealers... sm fuckin h.
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TopicEnough vegy. We all get it. You like girls you think are cute.
Patchwork
02/20/18 8:37:49 PM
#2
Sure we do.
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TopicYou enter your room and see DIS sitting on your bed
Patchwork
02/20/18 8:29:43 PM
#21
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Immediately yell for the wife and see if Im being tested.


everything is a test
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TopicRecently I learned that in some UK places cops don't carry guns.
Patchwork
02/20/18 8:22:55 PM
#14
HBKick18 posted...
I noticed that in this British show on Netflix, Happy Valley. They just carried batons and tasers.


Is Happy Valley good? It's one of those shows that catches my eye but I can't commit to watching.
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TopicRecently I learned that in some UK places cops don't carry guns.
Patchwork
02/20/18 6:31:27 PM
#11
Their population isn't heavily armed.
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TopicRyan Reynolds chastised for hosting his marriage on a plantation
Patchwork
02/20/18 3:03:26 PM
#23
NINExATExSEVEN posted...
I mean it's true. The guy is a racist. Who the fuck gets married on a slave plantation and thinks that's a good idea?

Ryan Reynolds apparently.


Jesus Christ. You act like it's an active slave plantation. Just stop.
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TopicJust got to "the scene" in the Shield. Pissed again. *spoilers*
Patchwork
02/19/18 10:27:00 PM
#5
The Shield constantly broke your heart.
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TopicWhich is worse? Driving drunk or high?
Patchwork
02/19/18 8:28:45 PM
#37
Depends on what you're high on. Weed? Whatever. Don't give af about it.

Shit stains slamming stamp bags and nodding off mid ride to the gas station with their kids in the car are much worse.
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TopicMy dream body - is it ce approved?
Patchwork
02/19/18 7:05:32 PM
#6
DeanAuryn posted...
Boobs too small

Arms too fat

Thighs and calves way too fat

Ass too big and fat

Good hips and waist

Good hair length

Feet below average

However, thats just my opinion and if you like it then go for it.


Only on the internet do you find this shit.
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TopicVery accurate cop controversially shoots armed suspect in very busy street.
Patchwork
02/19/18 5:42:59 PM
#9
Reis posted...
@Patchwork isn't there actual protocol for situations like this


You're taught, via the Tueller Drill, that a guy with a knife can cross 21 feet and stab you before you can draw and put rounds on target. With how populated that area is, that's a hard choice to make.

You have to take into account what might happen if you don't eliminate the threat, though; if he starts working on people around him in that type of crowd, he can do a lot of damage.

I'd shoot him, in all likelihood, but there are a thousand factors that could change my decision in that situation. But absolutely, if you get a clear shot, you end it.
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TopicCop with a rebel heart shoots himself in a car after arguing with his girlfriend
Patchwork
02/19/18 5:15:01 PM
#8
E32005 posted...
Patchwork posted...
On an actual serious note, the job affects people in different ways, and a lot of cops don't cope with the stresses in the right way.

then they shouldnt be cops


They shouldn't be cops because they're human beings prone to feel stress in a high stress job? What do you do for work?

So, soldiers who suffer from PTSD shouldn't have been soldiers?
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TopicCop with a rebel heart shoots himself in a car after arguing with his girlfriend
Patchwork
02/19/18 5:06:57 PM
#4
Paper_Okami posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Man being a cop in New York must be hard. The abuse you must deal with every day would be near intolerable


maybe they should stop shooting people


K.

On an actual serious note, the job affects people in different ways, and a lot of cops don't cope with the stresses in the right way.
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The mind is its own place, and in itself
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TopicFor $31 a night, guests at this "slum hotel" in India can try poverty
Patchwork
02/19/18 7:32:33 AM
#4
I don't know about this world, guys.
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TopicPiece of shit President Zuma of South Africa resigns
Patchwork
02/19/18 7:31:09 AM
#14
Chicken posted...
deupd_u posted...
As if any fucking one of you know a God damned thing about South African politics.

Shut the fuck up.


Emphasis.
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TopicI'm a damn near modern black militant. AMA
Patchwork
02/19/18 6:39:25 AM
#81
I've never encountered anyone who legitimately believed Rodney King was beaten justifiably.

If you think that, not only do you not know shit about proper police tactics, you don't know shit about the law.
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TopicI'm a damn near modern black militant. AMA
Patchwork
02/19/18 4:23:40 AM
#65
Legitimately one of the better AMAs on CE. Fairly respectful exchange of ideas. I can dig it.
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Topicsepia GameFAQs colors master race.
Patchwork
02/18/18 11:16:45 PM
#2
I still use blue.
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TopicCrosby, Malkin, and Kessel are all tied for 66 points.
Patchwork
02/18/18 11:11:40 PM
#28
Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...
Patchwork posted...
Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...
Fuck the penguins...

Fuck Cindy "still have peach fuzz" Crosby

Fuck Mr "not even top 100 malkin"

And fuck Phil "mmmmm hot dog" Kessel.


So salty.


Fuck the penguins!


Cmon bro :(
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TopicCrosby, Malkin, and Kessel are all tied for 66 points.
Patchwork
02/18/18 10:27:20 PM
#24
Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...
Fuck the penguins...

Fuck Cindy "still have peach fuzz" Crosby

Fuck Mr "not even top 100 malkin"

And fuck Phil "mmmmm hot dog" Kessel.


So salty.
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Topic"A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts."
Patchwork
02/18/18 9:09:07 PM
#2
Honestly, it doesn't even really apply to alcohol. Mostly, drunk people just say dumb shit.
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TopicJust ran 5 miles in 41:33
Patchwork
02/18/18 8:36:23 PM
#2
Not a bad pace.
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TopicFlorida high school student speech brought me to tears
Patchwork
02/18/18 6:45:23 PM
#64
He would've been able to hurt a lot of people with knives, a la Franklin Regional, but they'd have had a better chance at survival.
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TopicEventsScenario: 20 MAGA people surround you in the streets for being POC
Patchwork
02/18/18 4:51:49 PM
#13
Pull my weapon and drop the rifleman first.
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TopicFlorida high school student speech brought me to tears
Patchwork
02/18/18 4:27:15 PM
#8
gbpxl posted...
DesuDeku posted...
Wait, there are places where you can buy guns without a permit? Why!?

It's Florida. same place where George Zimmerman shot and killed Trayvon Martin. Republican state, go figure.


You don't need a permit to buy a gun in most states. You need one to carry concealed.
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TopicTrump suggests Russia probe resulted in FBI failure to stop Nikolas Cruz
Patchwork
02/18/18 3:10:34 PM
#80
Saying this type of shit is irresponsible. This president continually proves he doesn't know how to be a forward-thinking leader; he's just a vindictive dickbag.
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TopicAltered Carbon started so good and then... meh
Patchwork
02/18/18 3:08:14 PM
#3
Disagree, completely. I didn't like some changes they made from the book, but I really enjoyed the show.
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TopicLmao girl from town I used to live in just got acquitted of killing a guy.
Patchwork
02/18/18 3:07:05 PM
#8
electricbugs2 posted...
MangaFan462 posted...
Get your ass kicked by a chick, he deserved to lose the case lol

The size difference between the two plays into it. He's smaller than me and I'm a beanpole and she's like 200 pounds.

Patchwork posted...
She won't live long, acting that way. The problem will resolve itself.

Eh, in Belleville they'll probably just keep throwing her stupid ass on probation.


What I mean is someone badder than her is going to take exception.
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TopicLmao girl from town I used to live in just got acquitted of killing a guy.
Patchwork
02/18/18 3:01:43 PM
#3
She won't live long, acting that way. The problem will resolve itself.
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TopicBill Clinton panicked as 1998 sealed Grand Jury documents to be released
Patchwork
02/18/18 6:40:40 AM
#7
Both the Clintons should just retire into obscurity so we can focus on our current horrible political situation.
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TopicHow does CE feel about Altered Carbon?
Patchwork
02/18/18 5:31:54 AM
#26
It was good. Naturally, the books are better, but it was very enjoyable.
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TopicCome look at this watch I found while moving
Patchwork
02/17/18 10:26:22 PM
#2
Pretty cool, actually.
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TopicSaturday night drinking topic.
Patchwork
02/17/18 10:24:32 PM
#11
Are you doing jager shots by yourself?
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TopicNikolas Cruz's BROTHER has been FORCED into the MENTAL HOSPITAL!! Is that Fair??
Patchwork
02/17/18 10:23:43 PM
#3
He just lost his mother and his brother. Possibility they're worried about his mental health beyond the idea he might hurt someone else?
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Topic"Skyrim has the most quality out of any open world game"
Patchwork
02/17/18 6:50:56 PM
#10
Witcher 3 is better in every way that I care about.
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TopicDoes Jennifer Lopez have the best ass?
Patchwork
02/17/18 5:34:57 PM
#29
JLo still incredibly hot at her age.
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TopicHow have they not done an Alex Cross movie with Idris Elba?
Patchwork
02/17/18 5:15:57 PM
#3
They thought Tyler Perry was a good choice for some reason.
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TopicAwkward: Russians also tried to help Bernie Sanders in his presidential campaign
Patchwork
02/17/18 4:43:32 PM
#10
Sephiroth1288 posted...
Patchwork posted...
The investigation is still ongoing. What are you asking for?

Consistency in the FBI.


The investigation is for Russian election tampering, not solely just relating to Trump. The investigation is ongoing. Let it finish before you cry please.
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TopicIf you walk around with your hands in your pockets, what should cops do?
Patchwork
02/17/18 4:42:14 PM
#3
Nomadic View posted...
Im not going to watch your video, but to answer the question; nothing unless the person is being detained for reasonable suspicion or probable cause.


Yep.
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TopicFinding a girl in her late 20s that's both not fat and doesn't have kids is har
Patchwork
02/17/18 4:40:28 PM
#3
Omnislasher posted...
it's probably going to be impossible for you as you sound like a piece of shit

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