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Topic~Nintendo Direct 3/8 Discussion~
Burnt_Puke82
03/08/18 5:42:03 PM
#193
Oh damn, a new Warioware game. Nice.
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Topic'The Sopranos' prequel film confirmed; David Chase is involved
Burnt_Puke82
03/08/18 4:40:54 PM
#6
Romulox28 posted...
but on the other hand it's got david chase involved so it's probably going to be quality

Yeah, I'm glad it's not someone else in charge of this or I'd be pretty skeptical.

With Chase involved I'm confident this will turn out pretty good.
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Topicwhy dont you like rap
Burnt_Puke82
03/08/18 2:28:55 AM
#493
Maybe zack won't get 500 this time.
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TopicAlright let's see who's the oldest CEman
Burnt_Puke82
03/08/18 1:18:10 AM
#7
I'm 35.

There's a few that I know of that are in their 40s and there's someone I have tagged as "1967"
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TopicGirl has shared this post on FB twice in the past week
Burnt_Puke82
03/07/18 9:55:31 PM
#7
joestarrr posted...
E32005 posted...
chill02 posted...
yell at her, post results

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Topicwhy dont you like rap
Burnt_Puke82
03/07/18 9:38:36 PM
#481
who posted
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Topicwhy dont you like rap
Burnt_Puke82
03/07/18 9:32:53 PM
#478
Kaname_Madoka posted...
Zack attack where

It's not time for him yet.

Once it gets into the 490s he'll start lurking about.
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TopicGreat I woke up with gum in my hair again!!
Burnt_Puke82
03/07/18 1:04:40 AM
#5
nevershine posted...
Read that as cum
Sorry

Would have been better off if it was cum. That easily washes out of hair.
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TopicWarned/Suspended General XLV: Gamefaqs, Gay Porn Hard!
Burnt_Puke82
03/06/18 10:50:05 PM
#114
Mufflnz0rz posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com./user.php?db=.3.user=Burnt_Poop82

pre-emptive warn/purg for whoever the fuck this is that just posted a pic of their bare ass

<_<
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TopicWhere's da butt?
Burnt_Puke82
03/06/18 10:45:17 PM
#25
Hairy-man posted...
Was it nice atleast?

Or a hairy flat ass?

One thing I don't have, is a flat ass.

Carlbertomfg posted...
What were you slapped with? Looked like bundled chord.

I don't remember exactly, but it actually might have been some type of cord.

That shit stung for awhile though. I regret nothing!
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TopicWhere's da butt?
Burnt_Puke82
03/06/18 10:40:23 PM
#17
Hairy-man posted...
What did I miss ffs

I posted a pic of my ass on an alt.

And the marks are not from something sexual. I lost a bet to my friend and that's what he came up with. He literally whipped my bare ass.

He thought I was going to welch but I didn't. I did post this on CE a few years back when bare ass wasn't moddable.
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TopicWhere's da butt?
Burnt_Puke82
03/06/18 10:34:15 PM
#14
I was hoping that topic would have lasted a little longer. Oh well.
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TopicWhere's da butt?
Burnt_Puke82
03/06/18 10:30:20 PM
#10
And yes, that was actually my real ass from a few years ago.

10+ years ago actually
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TopicWhere's da butt?
Burnt_Puke82
03/06/18 10:27:40 PM
#5
Mufflnz0rz posted...
probably to purgatory

nah, just warned. It was worth it.
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TopicChubby girl
Burnt_Puke82
03/06/18 9:58:00 PM
#6
I would dive in and not come up for days.
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TopicA chubby girl just sent me this selfie and asked me to come chill...
Burnt_Puke82
03/06/18 9:10:07 PM
#160
daftpunk_mk5 posted...
RedWhiteBlue posted...
What the fuck is wrong with CE

She's fucking gross


Yeah you can tell she smells awful

Quite a few years ago I was with a fat girl that stank p bad. I was so horny I just ignored it and finished.

I was kinda drunk too so that helped.
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TopicA chubby girl just sent me this selfie and asked me to come chill...
Burnt_Puke82
03/06/18 8:56:51 PM
#150
joestarrr posted...
Banjo2553 posted...
You guys are tripping. Fat girls are crazy in bed.


This is true

Yep, It's very true from my experience.
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TopicA chubby girl just sent me this selfie and asked me to come chill...
Burnt_Puke82
03/06/18 6:57:22 PM
#64
I fucking would.

Get the fuck off CE and go hit that.
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Topic90th Academy Awards Oscars topic
Burnt_Puke82
03/04/18 11:34:46 PM
#96
EnterTheTekken posted...
Obligatory Gary Oldman post:


I would have loved a movie based on that character alone.

Such a great performance even though he was only in that movie for about 6 total minutes.
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Topic90th Academy Awards Oscars topic
Burnt_Puke82
03/04/18 10:52:16 PM
#72
Roger Deakins definitely deserved that for Blade Runner 2049
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TopicJust completed The Saboteur...
Burnt_Puke82
03/04/18 10:01:21 PM
#24
I enjoyed the Saboteur.

If you want to complete everything it might be tedious for some, but I didn't mind. I like blowing shit up over and over again.
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TopicThis is STILL funny!
Burnt_Puke82
03/03/18 9:18:12 PM
#2
Yeah, classic vid

I like the kid at the end. He's like fuck this, I'm getting the fuck out of here. lol
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TopicBlack man front
Burnt_Puke82
03/03/18 6:27:29 PM
#32
Black Man Ass vs. Black Man Front

A fight to the death!!
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TopicFinal episode of WWE programming, how should it end?
Burnt_Puke82
03/03/18 6:25:29 PM
#24
Vince McMahon slowly struts to the ring and after a few seconds of standing there with a big smug smile on his face his head literally explodes.

Cut to black
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TopicDo you speak emoji?
Burnt_Puke82
03/03/18 6:19:02 PM
#22
()_/
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TopicJessica Jones season 2 next week
Burnt_Puke82
03/03/18 5:50:33 PM
#17
I have feeling it's going to suck or not be anywhere near as good without Kilgrave
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TopicRemember the user Brucetoast?
Burnt_Puke82
03/03/18 5:47:47 PM
#12
Conflict posted...
garbage posters like truly_flcl

Speaking of him, I was wondering what happened to him, but then I found out he recently changed his username to cavalierking
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TopicAre these girl's boobs too big?
Burnt_Puke82
03/03/18 5:12:50 PM
#23
@The23rdMagus

I always think of you when I see topic titles like this. You're one of CE's resident boob men so I feel like I had to tag you. Although I feel like you probably would have found this topic anyway.
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TopicThe Exposure of ICOYAR
Burnt_Puke82
03/02/18 6:41:11 PM
#22
If you are a girl or even pretend to be a girl and show him any kind of attention there's a good chance he'll end up buying you something. The guy has been doing that shit for years now.
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TopicDo you like Volkwagon_Bros?
Burnt_Puke82
02/27/18 7:03:03 PM
#20
Conflict posted...
Bullet_Wing posted...
Maybe RIP me, but...

9QL7eTY


Lmao @ the background

lmao

Also, if that wasn't bad enough, he was obsessing over an underage user's feet...
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TopicMan armed with AR-15 stops knife attack in Chicago
Burnt_Puke82
02/27/18 4:50:51 PM
#15
Mr_Biscuit posted...
Burnt_Puke82 posted...
I'm about 10 minutes away from Oswego. My first girlfriend I ever had is also from Oswego.

seriously?

I work in Oswego

I figured you were in the Chicago area or grew up around Chicago since I noticed you're a Cubs fan.

I currently live in Aurora right now.
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TopicMan armed with AR-15 stops knife attack in Chicago
Burnt_Puke82
02/27/18 4:16:13 PM
#6
I'm about 10 minutes away from Oswego. My first girlfriend I ever had is also from Oswego.
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TopicHow is the crime rate in your town?
Burnt_Puke82
02/26/18 3:46:35 AM
#47
Chicago

Safer than 8% of U.S. Cities

349bqmf
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TopicLiterally a new Walking Dead ep tonight and no topic (spoilers)
Burnt_Puke82
02/25/18 10:14:18 PM
#48
I wonder if they're going to do a time jump like they did in the comics. I hope they do.
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TopicLiterally a new Walking Dead ep tonight and no topic (spoilers)
Burnt_Puke82
02/25/18 10:05:11 PM
#41
Taharqa_ posted...
LOL @ Terminator Morgan.

The best kind of Morgan tbh
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TopicLiterally a new Walking Dead ep tonight and no topic (spoilers)
Burnt_Puke82
02/25/18 10:03:36 PM
#39
I'm enjoying this more now that I'm drunk
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TopicLiterally a new Walking Dead ep tonight and no topic (spoilers)
Burnt_Puke82
02/25/18 9:09:14 PM
#19
E32005 posted...
im watching but i dont care about this show anymore

Pretty much the same. I just wanted to see Carl's last episode.
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TopicBalls
Burnt_Puke82
02/24/18 11:07:40 PM
#12
()_/
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TopicI refuse to live in Chicago or any cities with lots of thugs
Burnt_Puke82
02/24/18 10:18:09 PM
#13
The Admiral posted...
The thugs in Chicago are mostly concentrated in certain areas. The rest of the city is pretty safe and is actually quite nice.

Yep. It's mostly the South side.

I've lived in Chicago and the Chicago area my whole life. I don't really have that many complaints tbh.
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TopicMan punches another guy because he was reading
Burnt_Puke82
02/24/18 7:09:17 PM
#14
this boy attacks the guy who ate his pudding cup lmao

lol

Better not fuck with another man's pudding cup.
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TopicFuck CE I'm pissed
Burnt_Puke82
02/23/18 7:02:06 PM
#7
You might be able to get a piece of gum for a quarter from one of those gumball machines.

And then you'd still have a nickel left over. :D
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