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TopicI cant decide if i want Far Cry Primal....
LordMarshal
02/22/18 7:11:55 PM
#1
Cant decide.
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TopicIdk whether to buy Dragon Quest Builders as I wait for Kirby
LordMarshal
02/22/18 7:09:26 PM
#3
I really like it and had to have it. The dlc code expired though......
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Topicpick up artist pro tip 99: when a girl asks what you do, don't tell her your job
LordMarshal
02/22/18 7:06:37 PM
#124
No_U_L7 posted...
@Dustin1280 @LordMarshal

I've written responses for you and am waiting on my apologies


Im sorry theres people like you. Now just quote "Im sorry" from this response and move on with your life. I still dont understand why such an accomplished pick up artist is arguing with people on a video game sites social board. You mentioning me to get me back here sure was pathetic.
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TopicWhat would happen if Kirby eats Mario's hat from Odyssey
LordMarshal
02/22/18 2:38:29 PM
#2
Cappy ripped off kirby. Revolutionary.
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TopicGame collecters youtube videos be like..
LordMarshal
02/21/18 10:22:56 PM
#10
Turbam posted...
LordMarshal posted...
Turbam posted...
Oh no!
People spending their own money on things that they want

No no no!
This is not how this was supposed to go.
We were supposed to argue about this for days on end until we finally confessed our maddening love for each other >:V


Lifes too short:

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!
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Topicpick up artist pro tip 99: when a girl asks what you do, don't tell her your job
LordMarshal
02/21/18 10:08:21 PM
#97
Here we go:

Pick Up Artist:

Someone who uses a variety of underhand tactics to try and get laid because, having serious problems with misogyny, a roaring inadequacy complex, a deeply warped image of what constitutes being a worthy person, have never developed a healthy way of interacting with the other sex and seem to believe that the only way to get laid is to beat the other person into submission or trick them, they believe that this is somehow a reasonable way to behave.

By and large, so-called PUAs are inexperienced people talking scarily ignorant shit at each other to try and appear more experienced than they are, or have some degree of success - if it can be called that - which amounts to having sex with a string of women as ill, sociopathic and/or desperate as they are, or ones who are too stupid to realise what a scary manipulative misogynist the person edging ever-closer to them is.

In other words: they have the amount of sex they would otherwise have if they were just perfectly honest about their ends, minus all the people they've scared off by being clearly desperate and/or not very well in the head.
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Topicpick up artist pro tip 99: when a girl asks what you do, don't tell her your job
LordMarshal
02/21/18 9:57:11 PM
#92
No_U_L7 posted...
LordMarshal posted...
Im weird with issues and so is my wife. We love each others weirdness and issues. We were both weird with issues when we met and it clicked.

Pick that up and shove it up your ass.


ah, that's why you're so bitter. this topic isn't about how to find a wife. it's about how to over time and over a large field of women, succeed with said women and maybe eventually find a wife.

for me, i'm more personally interested in getting to know and exploring new girls. a lot of guys without those experiences tend to hate a lot, so like i said hater's gonna hate. I was probably as weird as you were years ago and decided to change to have the lifestyle i wanted. if that bothers you, so be it.


So youre insecure and cant commit so you post ameteur pics of poorly kissing girls on a video game sites social board and call it being a pick up artist?

Thats amazing.
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Topicpick up artist pro tip 99: when a girl asks what you do, don't tell her your job
LordMarshal
02/21/18 9:54:34 PM
#89
I took my wife to waffle house on our first date and told her how me and coworkers at publix would randomly say penis and our team lead would get bitched at for it and how she was worried we do it around the district manager during visits. She laughed her ass off.

It was a stressless first date that i was relaxed and not trying and just bein me.
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Topicpick up artist pro tip 99: when a girl asks what you do, don't tell her your job
LordMarshal
02/21/18 9:49:10 PM
#83
Im weird with issues and so is my wife. We love each others weirdness and issues. We were both weird with issues when we met and it clicked.

Pick that up and shove it up your ass.
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TopicShould all RPG's have a fast forward option?
LordMarshal
02/21/18 9:43:12 PM
#9
Yes. It means the games slow boring and grindy and this helps.
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Topicpick up artist pro tip 99: when a girl asks what you do, don't tell her your job
LordMarshal
02/21/18 9:41:08 PM
#74
Dustin1280 posted...
@Leanaunfurled
@Harpie
@Sayoria
@Vyrulisse
@Asherlee10
@Coffeebeanz
@Sylph
@SableWolfAngel

Ladies, mind casting your vote on this?

Which do you think is a better response if you are trying to create interest on a date to the question "What's your job?" This is a first date.

1. "You know, I've always loved making sure the world stayed a fair and balanced place for people, so I decided to become a criminal defense lawyer and hope to one day become a judge so i can keep things fair and balanced at the highest level"

2. "Honestly? I get to make good money while helping people who have been screwed by the system. It's win/win."

Say #2 with a bit of snark


Marked....for summoning a nightmare...
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Topicpick up artist pro tip 99: when a girl asks what you do, don't tell her your job
LordMarshal
02/21/18 9:39:49 PM
#73
No_U_L7 posted...
LordMarshal posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
frame it in a passionate way.


Theres no way to passionately frame those awkward kisses.


they are random snapshots...not professional done with high res filming equipment...not quite sure what you are looking for. just giving you a sample of the girls/type of girls i sleep with.


Thats not proof of sleeping with them. Thats proof you cant kiss well.
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Topicpick up artist pro tip 99: when a girl asks what you do, don't tell her your job
LordMarshal
02/21/18 9:28:26 PM
#66
No_U_L7 posted...
frame it in a passionate way.


Theres no way to passionately frame those awkward kisses.
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TopicI just spent the day with my bae.
LordMarshal
02/21/18 9:26:55 PM
#6
Post pics where you awkwardly closed mouth kiss her.
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Topicpick up artist pro tip 99: when a girl asks what you do, don't tell her your job
LordMarshal
02/21/18 9:25:14 PM
#63
He has pictures of him awkwardly kissing 10 girls. This took years. Complete garbage pick up artist.

And im a proctologist for scratching my ass.
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Topicpick up artist pro tip 99: when a girl asks what you do, don't tell her your job
LordMarshal
02/21/18 9:17:00 PM
#57
This guy thats kissed some girls told me how to pick up girls....
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TopicDa Avenger's are dropped in NGL during HunterxHunter Chimera arc*spoilers*
LordMarshal
02/21/18 9:13:47 PM
#6
Kaname_Madoka posted...
LordMarshal posted...
ssj3vegeta2 posted...
da avengers


Tell your caretaker to type for you, please.

Shut the fuck up.


Shut da fuck up*
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TopicShould all RPG's have a fast forward option?
LordMarshal
02/21/18 9:12:21 PM
#2
Yes.
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Topicpick up artist pro tip 99: when a girl asks what you do, don't tell her your job
LordMarshal
02/21/18 9:09:15 PM
#52
No_U_L7 posted...
LordMarshal posted...
Yeah man, pick up artists post on a video game sites social board.

You are not good at this. Its like a fatter person giving weight loss advice. Dont listen to their fatter ass.


Again. I have the results to back me up: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76334393

Why am I not allowed to post on a videogame forum? You have some weird preconceived notion of pick up artists. I can do whatever I want with my life...sometimes I go days without talking to girls...doesn't make me any less of a pick up artist.

But if you're just trying to be rude, then haters gonna hate.


Thats your proof!? Wow. Lol. You got me man. I thought you were serious. I feel silly now.
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Topicpick up artist pro tip 99: when a girl asks what you do, don't tell her your job
LordMarshal
02/21/18 9:06:00 PM
#51
No_U_L7 posted...
yes I'm terrible at it.

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TopicDo you have any idea why black kids don't shoot up schools?
LordMarshal
02/21/18 9:03:48 PM
#13
Too many responses would get modded. I tried to think of one that wouldnt but the punch lines essentially the same.
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Topicpick up artist pro tip 99: when a girl asks what you do, don't tell her your job
LordMarshal
02/21/18 9:00:35 PM
#47
Yeah man, pick up artists post on a video game sites social board.

You are not good at this. Its like a fatter person giving weight loss advice. Dont listen to their fatter ass.
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Topicpick up artist pro tip 99: when a girl asks what you do, don't tell her your job
LordMarshal
02/21/18 8:58:36 PM
#46
No_U_L7 posted...
GiftedACIII posted...
More like basic socializing tips 101

Dustin1280 posted...
GiftedACIII posted...
More like basic socializing tips 101

Exactly my point, tc is no "pickup artist"


people always think this...and then when they have a 10 in front of them struggle to put out interesting answers. if this topic doesn't help you coo, it'll help plenty. think whatever you want, i have the results to back me up: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76334393

LordMarshal posted...
Lie. Youre just picking them up. These topics suck.


haha. Pick up artists are not con men, pick up is understanding attraction. Girls are actually very good at picking up on insincerity. But why would I even need to lie when the girl will like me for the truth? In fact, I'd rather a girl hate me for the truth, that like me for a lie.


Then get a fucking wife. Youre the worst pick up artist ever.
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Topicpick up artist pro tip 99: when a girl asks what you do, don't tell her your job
LordMarshal
02/21/18 8:17:38 PM
#31
No_U_L7 posted...
LordMarshal posted...
Lie. Youre just picking them up. These topics suck.


What...?


Make up great sounding answers. You help the homeless and mountain climb or some shit. Lie. Pick up artists are con men. This topic blows.
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TopicDa Avenger's are dropped in NGL during HunterxHunter Chimera arc*spoilers*
LordMarshal
02/21/18 8:15:29 PM
#2
ssj3vegeta2 posted...
da avengers


Tell your caretaker to type for you, please.
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Topicpick up artist pro tip 99: when a girl asks what you do, don't tell her your job
LordMarshal
02/21/18 8:12:08 PM
#28
Lie. Youre just picking them up. These topics suck.
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TopicGame collecters youtube videos be like..
LordMarshal
02/21/18 7:09:15 PM
#8
I think they just like measuring their manhood based on bookshelves full of games.
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TopicGame collecters youtube videos be like..
LordMarshal
02/21/18 6:47:29 PM
#6
Turbam posted...
Oh no!
People spending their own money on things that they want

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TopicGame collecters youtube videos be like..
LordMarshal
02/21/18 6:41:47 PM
#3
"I bought this MASSIVE pile of shit games because they were so cheap"

"I have many copies of this but bought again cuz cheap"
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TopicWhat's the WORST line you always hear in movies?"
LordMarshal
02/21/18 6:33:14 PM
#8
You gotta see this.
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TopicSo despite Dynasty Warriors 9 apparently sucking ass, how is the gameplay?
LordMarshal
02/21/18 6:31:43 PM
#4
You should check its dedicated fucking board.
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TopicWhat do you do in your free time besides stare at a screen?
LordMarshal
02/21/18 6:27:27 PM
#7
I just suck at life and hate others that do well. Thats my hobby.
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TopicGame collecters youtube videos be like..
LordMarshal
02/21/18 6:24:13 PM
#1
"So i ripped this person off real good to hoard even more games ill never play!"
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TopicSchools starting to ban the term "best friend"(Not Satire)
LordMarshal
02/21/18 2:32:25 PM
#9
Coin another term.
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TopicWhy are people so against video game progress? (Digital)
LordMarshal
02/21/18 2:31:30 PM
#44
Why wouldnt you always want both for more options?
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TopicSchools starting to ban the term "best friend"(Not Satire)
LordMarshal
02/21/18 2:23:15 PM
#6
You cant go back to school. Even if they did stuff like this at work people would quit.
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TopicWoman with immense body hair stops shaving and embraces her body.
LordMarshal
02/21/18 2:20:49 PM
#22
Marked for offensive.
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TopicWhy are people so against video game progress? (Digital)
LordMarshal
02/21/18 1:04:36 PM
#12
And you dont really own the game.
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TopicDo you remember da first time you did da deed?
LordMarshal
02/21/18 12:49:36 PM
#16
Dis was da
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TopicDo you take people who wipe deir butt standing up seriously?
LordMarshal
02/21/18 12:28:22 PM
#7
You know what i take seriously?

People that say:

"Dis was da"
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TopicEver have days where you feel like giving up on all your hopes and dreams?
LordMarshal
02/21/18 9:24:08 AM
#9
Its called Monday.
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TopicI told da girl i like dat i recently bought a snowcone machine
LordMarshal
02/21/18 9:22:56 AM
#12
Dis was da
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TopicAre there video game surveys?
LordMarshal
02/21/18 9:21:34 AM
#1
I would think companies would constantly have them to see the opinions of the masses but i dont ever see em.
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TopicDo 2 dudes kissing each other gross you out?
LordMarshal
02/21/18 12:16:24 AM
#15
Dis was da
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