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TopicTIL Summer of 69 isn't about the last year of the 60's.
DirtBasedSoap
03/05/18 4:59:02 PM
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l MEANT HURTS
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TopicTIL Summer of 69 isn't about the last year of the 60's.
DirtBasedSoap
03/05/18 4:55:35 PM
#2
bryan adams is so bad it gurts
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TopicIt's pronounced 'milk'
DirtBasedSoap
03/05/18 3:17:46 PM
#15
Jen0125 posted...
ugh i fucking get so annoyed when people say melk.

melk instead of milk
axe instead of ask
libarry instead of library
febuary instead of february

no!

it kills me
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TopicIt's pronounced 'milk'
DirtBasedSoap
03/05/18 2:25:02 PM
#1
Not melk. Holy fuck
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TopicHow often do you eat fast food?
DirtBasedSoap
03/05/18 1:58:11 PM
#20
Once or twice a month.
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TopicGranny, why?!
DirtBasedSoap
03/05/18 1:49:29 PM
#4
how the fuck did a whole chicken fit in a lunchbox
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TopicI'm going to play Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword and I am going to enjoy it.
DirtBasedSoap
03/04/18 10:43:42 PM
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Only Zelda Ive never finished. Motion controls are a pain.
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TopicBad caulk (no pun intended) is a pet peeve of mine
DirtBasedSoap
03/04/18 10:36:16 PM
#4
I literally stepped in some white caulk today.
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TopicIf Uber Eats added In-N-Out I would lose my shit.
DirtBasedSoap
03/04/18 3:27:33 PM
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Nightengale posted...
Sunny thats not what data-mining is

uhhhh lol
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TopicIf Uber Eats added In-N-Out I would lose my shit.
DirtBasedSoap
03/04/18 2:37:08 PM
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Andromicus posted...
You that damn lazy?

@Andromicus
... do you not know what uber eats is?
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Topicthis woman just deadass asked what came on a mcchicken
DirtBasedSoap
03/03/18 3:48:57 PM
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i have no idea how dead ass makes any sense in that sentence
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TopicIf Uber Eats added In-N-Out I would lose my shit.
DirtBasedSoap
03/03/18 3:39:41 PM
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FellWolf posted...
That could kill you

Death by In-N-Out sounds heavenly.
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Topicimgur is dead. switch to imgTC
DirtBasedSoap
03/03/18 3:29:14 PM
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Sahuagin posted...
Nade Duck posted...
so wait, what'd they do?

they've banned direct links specifically from the gamespot.com domain

why
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TopicIf Uber Eats added In-N-Out I would lose my shit.
DirtBasedSoap
03/03/18 3:17:18 PM
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And also gain 100lbs
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Topicattn jen, or anyone else who frequents taco bell, ok?
DirtBasedSoap
03/03/18 2:53:15 PM
#40
Sour cream fucking sucks
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Topicit's friday
DirtBasedSoap
03/03/18 2:45:42 PM
#4
im really hungover
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TopicIs there a way to contact Amazon?
DirtBasedSoap
03/03/18 2:44:57 PM
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1-800-AMAZON-WHERE-IS-MY-SHlT
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TopicDo you miss any of your previous pets?
DirtBasedSoap
03/03/18 2:44:01 PM
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Yeah. I love my dog but I really miss my old cat that I basically abandoned (i left her in a good home) when I moved a couple years ago.
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TopicIs there any good reasons to NOT ban "assault-class" weapons?
DirtBasedSoap
03/03/18 2:42:26 PM
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Zareth posted...
Because rednecks with small penises need to hang on to the ridiculous notion that they could fight off the government if they wanted to.

why bring up dong size? stop projecting

@Zareth
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TopicIs there any good reasons to NOT ban "assault-class" weapons?
DirtBasedSoap
03/03/18 2:41:05 PM
#89
what even is an assault weapon
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TopicI hate The Beatles
DirtBasedSoap
03/03/18 1:41:52 PM
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Nightengale posted...
SasukeChaos posted...
Beatles = excrementles

i agree

SasukeChaos posted...
rolling stones superior

i mean, i guess, but that's not saying very much

literally thinks fallout boy is good lmao
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Topicit's friday
DirtBasedSoap
03/02/18 10:26:07 PM
#1
lets get fucked up
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TopicWhat's the deal with In-N-Out?
DirtBasedSoap
03/02/18 7:59:48 PM
#30
madadude posted...
It's a very good burger place that is very cheap. Sure Five Guys or Shake Shack might be better, but both are twice as expensive, if not more.

Exactly. Five Guys is definitely better but its at least twice as much.
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TopicWhat's the deal with In-N-Out?
DirtBasedSoap
03/02/18 7:58:28 PM
#28
Its good, consistent, they have great service and most of all, theyre a lot cheaper than other fast food places.
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TopicMarijuana should never be legalized. For one very good reason. (rant)
DirtBasedSoap
03/02/18 7:50:33 PM
#25
good weed smells like flowers
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Topicbaning sell firearms to under 21 will turn school shooting into college shot
DirtBasedSoap
03/01/18 12:18:29 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Great logic bro 8/10 perfect logic

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TopicAnyone else hate using their mic on PS4?
DirtBasedSoap
02/28/18 2:38:19 AM
#5
no because i play with irl friends
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TopicIn every scene
DirtBasedSoap
02/27/18 7:59:32 PM
#2
SOLlD AS THEY COOOOOOME
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TopicIn every scene
DirtBasedSoap
02/27/18 7:59:06 PM
#1
its me and Michael
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TopicWoah, that really happened
DirtBasedSoap
02/27/18 3:54:25 PM
#7
hes telling the truth

trust me, i know things
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TopicWe need another Obsidian Fallout game.
DirtBasedSoap
02/27/18 3:53:20 PM
#1
New Vegas is the best FPS/RPG in the series.
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Topicold people are hilarious
DirtBasedSoap
02/27/18 2:39:35 PM
#2
i thought you were a PI? now you drive old people around?
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TopicDoes overwatch have a really bad cheating problem with its community?
DirtBasedSoap
02/26/18 7:57:29 PM
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JanwayDaahl posted...
DirtBasedSoap posted...
sounds like you just suck

git gud @JanwayDaahl


Male feminism

what
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TopicDoes overwatch have a really bad cheating problem with its community?
DirtBasedSoap
02/26/18 4:14:27 PM
#8
sounds like you just suck

git gud @JanwayDaahl
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TopicDid You Know: President Trump's Last Solo Press Conference Was February 16, 2017
DirtBasedSoap
02/26/18 3:56:55 PM
#17
we live in a fucking clown world
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Topicoh allen, you don't even understand why that isn't a punishment
DirtBasedSoap
02/26/18 3:54:06 PM
#12
Rooster_Sucker posted...
I dont think youve made enough topics bitching about being moderated yet. Make a few more. Make it an even ten.

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TopicI hope Infinity War has a scene with Thanos punching Hulk
DirtBasedSoap
02/25/18 11:52:16 PM
#12
My idea for a Spider-Man film staring Aubrey Plaza.

The film would start off without explaining how Spiderman got his powers but show him stealing stuff for people. So the first 40 minutes will consist of the audience basically hating Spiderman. Maybe add some pedestrians having dialogue as well as building up Aubrey Plaza's character. * A reporters idea (possibly Aubrey Plaza has an idea for a hero called I love you man that goes around signing in sign language "I love you" to people rather than stealing stuff ). This is how Spiderman finds out he can shoot webs. * (part in *'s might be removed). So then Kraven the Hunter comes and fights with Spiderman. After a ten minute fight it seems like Kraven the Hunter is going to win. Then Handle This from Sum 41 plays and people expect a cheesy comeback by Spiderman. However Kraven impales and kills Spiderman (the reason this film will be rated R is because children would not appreciate the loss of life and cheer the death of gorey death of Spiderman I imagine). The story then cues to Japan for a story of a boy and his monster he has been hiding. The monster is spotted by the authorities and they decide to abduct/subdue it to the boy's dismay. They take the monster to New York City as a trap for Kraven the Hunter. The boy steals his parents money to buy a plane ticket to New York (or it could take place in Japan and him just steal money for a bus trip with Kraven going to find the monster rather than the monster being used as a trap I have not decided). The boy pleads Kraven the Hunter to leave the monster alone before taking a cop's gun and trying to shoot Kraven while the safety is on. Kraven throws a spear at the boy but the monster jumps in front. The police officer played by Seal (or a Japanese guy) tasers and subdues Kraven the Hunter. The monster merges inside of the boy as the boy holds the fading creature. Noone else notices and thinks the monster disappears. Then the post credits screen will be Aubrey Plaza signing I love you to a pedestrian that gives her the right away. Noticing a web on her car roof she says something like "I guess I am glad I swallow instead of spit" (implying she got the powers from giving the original spiderman a blowjob). This sets up the sequel where she works with the Japanese boy to find the necromonicon to try to resurrect spiderman. The Kangaroo (hopefully played by Josh Gad) could appear in that film and destroy the necromonicon thus confirming the permanent death of the previous spiderman and cementing Aubrey Plaza as imo the definitive spiderman even though it would be an alternate universe.

If that spin off was too R rated I have an idea for another spin off where Peter Parker is radioactive and bites a spider turning it into Man-spider and he becomes spiderman. Spiderman must fight manspider but the warning is that Man-spider can grant powers by biting stuff and can talk. Man-spider bites Aunt May and controls her to try to kill Peter Parker (spiderman). Eventually she resists and ends up fighting manspider as Peter Parker fights the guy that talked man-spider into killing Parker (Doctor Octopus). Doctor Octopus knocks Parker out but then a ton of spiders come and resurrect him with their tears. Then Aunt May and Man-Spider die, Doctor Octopus is subdued, and it becomes a happy ending. This would be the kids movie that proves I know what children want too.Hopefully this would be G although I guess it might be PG. There is no blood and the transformations have to look mystic rather than realistic so that it can be G maybe?
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TopicShe commands my respect
DirtBasedSoap
02/25/18 9:38:00 PM
#1
and I cant recollect
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Topic'Saturday's are for the boys'
DirtBasedSoap
02/24/18 1:42:46 PM
#1
I drink bleach
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TopicParkland armed school officer who is being criticized for not acting during the
DirtBasedSoap
02/23/18 5:37:54 PM
#20
Cacciato posted...
Zikten and Ico need to start a YouTube channel where they sit in front of a fireplace and armchair quarterback every single mass shooting and its flaws despite never being in a position that requires difficult decision making in a life or death situation.

add NMB and a cereal segment and Id watch it
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Topicnobody ever feels bad for the animals on Krypton or Alderaan
DirtBasedSoap
02/23/18 5:37:14 PM
#2
are you 6 years old?
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TopicPop tarts are ravioli
DirtBasedSoap
02/23/18 5:07:51 PM
#6
Mead posted...
I also saw that post

grapejuiceboys?

I dislike Steven Crowder so I thought it was hilarious
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TopicPop tarts are ravioli
DirtBasedSoap
02/23/18 5:06:49 PM
#3
PyroBlade1985 posted...
If Pop tarts are ravioli, than ramen is spaghetti.

Confirm
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TopicPop tarts are ravioli
DirtBasedSoap
02/23/18 5:01:49 PM
#1
Prove me wrong
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TopicAmerica men's team may take gold in curling
DirtBasedSoap
02/23/18 2:03:08 PM
#14
RCtheWSBC posted...
We're always in syyync

gross!!
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TopicAmerica men's team may take gold in curling
DirtBasedSoap
02/23/18 2:02:27 PM
#12
@TheWorstPoster get a job
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TopicAmerica men's team may take gold in curling
DirtBasedSoap
02/23/18 2:00:18 PM
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Cacciato posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
Who cares about curling?

Ive read that some people find it relaxing and like to watch it after a long day at work. Are you at work now too?

I wish icoyar would actually reply to these posts instead of running away with his tail between his legs
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TopicIs there a huge pothole problem by where you are?
DirtBasedSoap
02/23/18 1:52:35 PM
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Not really tbh
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TopicThe girl in The Cloverfield Paradox was in San Junipero.
DirtBasedSoap
02/23/18 12:20:53 AM
#3
what
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