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TopicWtf do games need access to my contacts and photos
Touch
06/15/18 11:06:31 AM
#16
SpiralDrift posted...
Photo access is probably for gathering biometric data.

On my penis?
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TopicWtf do games need access to my contacts and photos
Touch
06/15/18 10:30:30 AM
#8
SSJGrimReaper posted...
I want those duck pics

Be careful what you ask for, baby boy
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TopicWhat game should I play next, Nioh or Nier Automata?
Touch
06/15/18 10:11:38 AM
#39
Romulox28 posted...
Touch posted...
Romulox28 posted...
FlyingForever posted...
Romulox28 posted...
nioh sucked


Hard games always suck when you're bad at them

it's just not a fun game dude, it's a dark souls clone with none of the qualities that make the dark souls games worth playing

And this is why it gets flak lol. Nioh is it's own game. Just because it isn't strictly dark souls doesn't make it bad or not fun.

idk, seems very much like a souls clone to me.

feels like some devs read the wikipedia page for dark souls to see what qualities the game has, and tried to add in as many dark souls features as possible. bonfires, collecting souls to level up, areas that you have to open up shortcuts to to get to the boss, summons/phantoms, having to be embered/use humanity/whatever to summon, etc etc

what they missed are the intangible qualities that make the dark souls games worth playing, which is good enemy design, level design, atmosphere, scale, pacing, exploration, bosses that are actually fun to fight and not just frustrating, etc.

It has souls like qualities yes but just because it isn't an exact souls clone doesn't mean it's trash. The Diablo loot system makes it fun and actually being able to get skills/moves changes things a lot more than Souls' just learning how to dodge/block and attack with the same moves at most opportune moments. Plus as mentioned, there's tons of fun in the various builds you can do. Hell, one of the gimmicky end game builds has you one shotting most enemies on the highest difficulty by throwing a fucking pebble at them lol
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TopicWhat game should I play next, Nioh or Nier Automata?
Touch
06/15/18 9:56:53 AM
#29
Romulox28 posted...
FlyingForever posted...
Romulox28 posted...
nioh sucked


Hard games always suck when you're bad at them

it's just not a fun game dude, it's a dark souls clone with none of the qualities that make the dark souls games worth playing

And this is why it gets flak lol. Nioh is it's own game. Just because it isn't strictly dark souls doesn't make it bad or not fun.
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TopicWhat game should I play next, Nioh or Nier Automata?
Touch
06/15/18 9:55:53 AM
#26
Howl posted...
Bacon_Pancakes posted...
Both are great. Do you want fast paced action or a slow burn? Nier for the former, nioh for the latter


I like both. My assumption is Nier is more like DMC and Nioh is more like Dark Souls. Correct me if I'm wrong though. I love the Devil May Cry series and I love Dark Souls. Is there randomized dungeons in Nioh at all?

The end game (well you can start early but the floors are locked until you beat difficulties) has a mode called Abyss. It's practically boss rush mode if you want but each floor has buffs/debuffs. You can clear 3 randomized small dungeons to get rid of these buffs/debuffs or just go straight for the boss.
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Topiclol kids consider mustangs, camaros and challengers lame now?
Touch
06/15/18 9:52:16 AM
#3
TopicWhat game should I play next, Nioh or Nier Automata?
Touch
06/15/18 9:47:57 AM
#11
If you like Diablo type loot, difficulty raising to raise your gear and replaying the game at those difficulties to progress, and Dark Souls/Onimusha/Ninja Gaiden type gameplay, then Nioh.

If you like a more narrative/story driven, pretty fun combat that sort of incorporates bullet hell mechanics and you are a mad lover of ass, then Nier Automata.

You can't go wrong either way tbh. Nioh gets hate because it's not Dark Souls enough for some people but I feel that's unfair.
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TopicWhy is Sandshrew's moveset so garbage in Gen 1/2? >_>
Touch
06/15/18 9:34:05 AM
#25
I remember I wanted a Sandshrew/slash so bad after seeing that episods with the badass Sandshrew and his kind of harsh trainer.

But Diglett/trio >
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TopicCalifornia weather actually sucks
Touch
06/15/18 8:12:22 AM
#41
Mormaurd posted...
Touch posted...
Yeah man 70 and sunny sure sucks ass

70 in middle of winter, maybe. This time of year (especially in SoCal) lingers in 90+ and sometimes over 100 with no clouds anywhere.

I live in San Diego and it's been 70-80 for 2-3 months now. We get maybe 2-3 months of 80-100 weather and then it's smooth sailing. Winter gets in the low 60s maybe.
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TopicSo does anyone else think Trump and Kim fucked
Touch
06/15/18 2:49:41 AM
#9
I imagine Kim Jung Un and Trump just taking turns sitting on each other's faces and their hair getting mad dishevelled
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TopicEven the fucking trees walked in those movies
Touch
06/15/18 2:37:53 AM
#3
And in my ass bind them
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TopicI'm teepan aka cAPITALISATION aka jalawa_aloo. Don't AMA
Touch
06/15/18 2:25:36 AM
#3
TopicHi I'm Touch and I'm terribly uninteresting AMA
Touch
06/15/18 2:21:28 AM
#8
DrizztLink posted...
Are you like a good touch or a bad touch?

Depends on the mood

But I'm a good boy
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Topichow the fuck do I change my signature
Touch
06/15/18 2:19:24 AM
#6
You must suckle on the toes of SBAlle

Shit nevermind you already figured it out
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TopicThe Last of Us 2 is a tale of revenge
Touch
06/15/18 2:18:51 AM
#5
Revenge and LESBIANS
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TopicHi I'm Touch and I'm terribly uninteresting AMA
Touch
06/15/18 2:15:36 AM
#6
Zurkon posted...
Is human consciousness just electrons flowing through neurons, or is it something beyond the physical?

Yes
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TopicHi I'm Touch and I'm terribly uninteresting AMA
Touch
06/15/18 2:05:54 AM
#4
DavidWong posted...
rekt

Just fuck my life up fam ;(
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TopicHi I'm Touch and I'm terribly uninteresting AMA
Touch
06/15/18 2:05:16 AM
#2
Well this went about as expected LOL
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TopicMy partner told me he has never seen The Princess Bride
Touch
06/15/18 2:04:42 AM
#10
I've uh...never seen it either
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TopicNote 8 S pen broken, lol
Touch
06/15/18 2:03:22 AM
#5
TopicWtf at this "love" drama on CE
Touch
06/15/18 2:02:38 AM
#8
kayoticdreamz posted...
i feel like i saw a side of gamefaqs that i never knew existed and that apparently all the "I want to date or do something sexual to *insert user here*" remarks were quite real.

Seriously lol. I feel like I'm such a CE casual u__u
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TopicCalifornia weather actually sucks
Touch
06/15/18 1:53:08 AM
#7
Yeah man 70 and sunny sure sucks ass
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TopicMost forgettable Pokemon of each gen.
Touch
06/15/18 1:51:34 AM
#55
Gafemage posted...
EpicMickeyDrew posted...
Gen 1:
Dewgong, cloyster, parasect, magmar, electabuzz

How is cloyster forgettable

Remember when there was that one double battle (I wanna say in FR/LG) where it was a couple and one had a cloyster and the other had an onyx
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TopicMotherfuckin pizza pouch
Touch
06/15/18 12:46:53 AM
#4
CoolBeansAvl posted...
...Is it supposed to be worn around your neck? What is the strap for?

Yep. You wear it around your neck like a lanyard
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TopicMotherfuckin pizza pouch
Touch
06/15/18 12:34:33 AM
#1
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01K7ZQJR0/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_t1_Gg0iBbZJS52WV

It's 2018. We ain't have no flying cars but we have mothafuckin pizza pouch
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TopicThat beat at the end of the Cyberpunk trailer tho...
Touch
06/15/18 12:28:41 AM
#7
Wtf did I just see Preston Garvey

Also what beat at the end of the trailer? It was the same song throughout lol
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TopicJust spent my whole paycheck on a used Rolex.
Touch
06/15/18 12:26:04 AM
#39
soulunison2 posted...
Touch posted...
soulunison2 posted...
Touch posted...
Yes watches are still a sign of fashion lol can't believe that's a serious question

I mean I own about five different watches but I only wear them when I gotta put an outfit together


So you agree


Youre right dude

Still thought its not something I wear everyday, im not gonna wear a 500 dollar bulova watch with a 20 dollar shirt and a pair of old navy jeans lol

Hehe I have cheap watches that still look nice when going out casually.

Also good shit on the old navy jeans. They've been my go-to for years since they're cheap and honestly fit/look pretty nice still
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Topic27 y/o Blonde Girl gets 2 YEARS PRISON for a GUN in her VAGINA! Look at her now!
Touch
06/15/18 12:22:29 AM
#10
I legit thought her name was Heifer
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TopicJust spent my whole paycheck on a used Rolex.
Touch
06/15/18 12:20:29 AM
#30
soulunison2 posted...
Touch posted...
Yes watches are still a sign of fashion lol can't believe that's a serious question

I mean I own about five different watches but I only wear them when I gotta put an outfit together


So you agree
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TopicJust spent my whole paycheck on a used Rolex.
Touch
06/15/18 12:16:20 AM
#24
Yes watches are still a sign of fashion lol can't believe that's a serious question
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TopicWtf do games need access to my contacts and photos
Touch
06/15/18 12:15:20 AM
#3
Muffinz0rz posted...
because cell phone games are a data farming device these days

So they can steal my duck pics and send it to some leak site motherfuckers?
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TopicWtf do games need access to my contacts and photos
Touch
06/15/18 12:12:15 AM
#1
Downloaded a game called Ouroburous Project. Asked for access to my contacts and photos and I said hell naw. Luckily it still let me play.

Then I downloaded Sdorica Sunset and it asked for my shit. I said hell naw and then it was like hell naw you ain't playing then.

Wtf is this bullshit
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TopicFavourite Will Smith quote?
Touch
06/15/18 12:05:52 AM
#15
Vyrulisse posted...
"Welcome to Earf!"

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TopicKenny Omega and New Day were at e3
Touch
06/15/18 12:04:39 AM
#3
I'm not gonna lie I've only seen a few of his matches (3 matches with Okada plus the one with the little girl lol) but Kenny Omega is prolly my favorite wrestler. His style is dope and he just seems like a very stand up guy when he's not doing his heel thing
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TopicThe truth about The_Doge
Touch
06/14/18 11:55:05 PM
#4
TopicThe truth about (insert name here)
Touch
06/14/18 11:54:24 PM
#19
Leana with the swerve

Also wtf you guys have like your own little community and shit I'm jelly
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TopicI want to marry her
Touch
06/14/18 10:52:12 PM
#8
TopicI am the ceman formerly known as seniorcornman/ lover_of_asses /HisBoyLondon AMA
Touch
06/14/18 9:33:10 PM
#43
What do you love to assess?
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TopicI can't trust a guy that isn't into some type of sport.
Touch
06/14/18 7:13:37 PM
#19
Caution999 posted...
Thank god for e-sports. - every CEman right now

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Topicthis chill02 business has gone on long enough
Touch
06/14/18 6:48:46 PM
#3
And my sword

giggity
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TopicThe truth about Joestarrr
Touch
06/14/18 6:42:18 PM
#33
Here's my truth about @joestarrr

joestarr is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink.

"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with joestarrr? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.

Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.

"Got a spare?" she asks.

"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.

"Conversation with me, duh."

I laugh.

"What's so funny?" she protests.

"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?"

"You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter.

"What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask.

"Teaching, I think."

"And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"

"Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"

"Bermuda," I say.

"Oh wow. That's lovely."

"It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."

"What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires.

"I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
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TopicThe perfect girl but she quotes Mein Kampf during sex
Touch
06/14/18 6:20:09 PM
#7
What's the downside
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TopicHi I'm Touch and I'm terribly uninteresting AMA
Touch
06/14/18 6:01:22 PM
#1
TopicBen Roethlisberger should be in Super Smash Bros Ultimate
Touch
06/14/18 6:00:26 PM
#2
He can never lose if the stage is set to Women's Restroom
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Topici am the cegal formerly known as YagamiGirl/ Rukia_Kuchiki/ corruptxconnect AMA
Touch
06/14/18 5:53:30 PM
#40
joestarrr posted...
Touch posted...
Feel free to not answer this if it's too personal <__<

But I read that you got married at 18. Did you really believe that you were prepared for that or was it more a heat of the moment thing?


I thought I was prepared for that, and ultimately, I was moreso prepared for a lifelong monogamous commitment than my ex husband.

Ah. Sorry to hear that u__u Fuck that guy lol
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TopicMost forgettable Pokemon of each gen.
Touch
06/14/18 5:52:20 PM
#21
Lol wtf at Rattata being forgettable. It's one of the first wild pokes you encounter along with Pidgey. And he literally became a meme in gold/silver
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Topici am the cegal formerly known as YagamiGirl/ Rukia_Kuchiki/ corruptxconnect AMA
Touch
06/14/18 5:48:41 PM
#28
Feel free to not answer this if it's too personal <__<

But I read that you got married at 18. Did you really believe that you were prepared for that or was it more a heat of the moment thing?
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TopicI envy people who can fall asleep just like that
Touch
06/14/18 5:34:35 PM
#1
I have too many thots running through my mind
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TopicHarpie is WARNED!
Touch
06/14/18 5:31:25 PM
#79
Harpie_ posted...
ChewedMint posted...
Nuffinz0rz posted...
Harpie_ posted...
Only nudes could get this topic this many posts so fast

tsk tsk ce

TKFVjMz

Looks like the bird story wasn't the only thing that was rated R then

He sent me a "selfie"

IT WAS A MUFFIN

xD
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TopicHarpie is WARNED!
Touch
06/14/18 5:11:27 PM
#69
P4wn4g3 posted...
Ki_cat_ posted...
Lol. "Certain content".

CE: "Nudes! That is the only answer!"

Just eggcorn and Touch.

Huh. I also want birds
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