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FatalAccident posted...

No that's not true though is it. Golden State doesn't need Durant to win championships, they've shown they can do it before.

Given another 4 year stretch of LeBron vs. Golden State minus Durant I'd say the Warriors come out with more chips.

I hate the idea of ring chasing but at the same time I don't wanna be in a league where LeBron doesn't win another title.

Golden state getting Durant ruined both GSs and Durants legacy for me. GS has a chance to be the greatest team ever naturally built, and Durant had a chance to win a legitimate ring against one of the greatest teams ever and possibly the greatest player ever. We all know that Westbrook is a cancer, but his ability can not be denied. Durant was one win away from topping the 73-9 warriorsc and instead of coming back stronger the next year and finishing the job, he copped out and joined them.

Jordan and Kobe never would have done that. Ever. Jordan would have never joined the pistons. Kobe would have never joined the Celtics.

And while lebron won his ring against golden state on a bullshit suspension, it still was the most impressive finals win I have ever seen.

FatalAccident posted...

The thing is I feel bad for him, look how beat up he is in this video. He's almost looking like what more could I have done? what do you want me to do .__.

All he can do to have a chance is go to the rockets, but idk how that'd work. Might take two seasons to put it all together. Struggling to see him in a rockets uniform though, and that'd just be ring chasing

Hes been ring chasing since he went to Miami, and I feel like it is a slight on his career that he didnt just stay with a team and try to build around himself.

And on top of that, he got people like tristian Thompson and jr smith paid, when if he had been more patient he could have had Chris Paul or boogie cousins or Gordon Hayward.

But the nba is so much different than it has ever been. The players have much more power, and the great players have all the power, whether they know what to do with it or not.

And hes in a lose lose situation in the next offseason because he either goes to the rockets and its like okay you just made another super team, or he goes to a team building and is patient like he should have been and will lose again, just leading people to slight him even more.

A smart lebron has 6-7 rings. This impatient lebron we have is 3-6 in the finals.

Bitch I said help

HelIWithoutSin posted...

MICHALECOLE posted...

HelIWithoutSin posted...

MICHALECOLE posted...

And he did it in a harder era.

No no no no no. I pretty much agree with everything else though.

This warriors team broke basketball. They are the greatest team that has ever played basketball. It is a harder era.

Its sad, but true.

No, they're a harder team, but the era is so much softer and easier than the 80's and 90's. You said it yourself, the east is a joke and it's been that way for what seems like a decade. Lebron's been tearing them up and racking up the numbers all this time.

The east is a joke, and the era is softer, but if you want to say that lebron couldnt handle the harder era, youre wrong. I honestly feel like lebron would benefit from being in the more physical era. If he could play defense the way he does while also being able to fuck people up, it would only improve his game.

The east has been garbage save from three or four teams lebrons entire career, and that is why finals records are bullshit, but that doesnt change who he is as a player.

HelIWithoutSin posted...

MICHALECOLE posted...

And he did it in a harder era.

No no no no no. I pretty much agree with everything else though.

This warriors team broke basketball. They are the greatest team that has ever played basketball. It is a harder era.

Its sad, but true.

Thats my favorite Rolling Stones song

What are you, little bunny foo foo?

Its not mtg jen

Revelation34 posted...

MICHALECOLE posted...

Also Im drunk.

I can tell.

Deny what Im saying though

Give me an argument. Lebron has never been smart enough to stay with the same team and build like Jordan did. Hes never been smart to stick with the same (hof) coach that Jordan has.

But as far as actual basketball talent goes? Lebron does everything Jordan did but more and more efficiently. Hes bigger, hes stronger, hes faster, and he never left to play another sport. He will end will more points, assists, steals, rebounds, and blocks than Jordan. He will end will more points than anybody ever. And he did it in a harder era.

Now if you put Jordan in our era with the medial advances we have? With the planes we have? With the steroids we have? Would he be even better than he was? Definitely. But he wasnt. And that almost makes him more impressive.

But I can only use the evidence I have in front of me. And my evidence shows me that Kobe was the hardest working player ever, Jordan was the greatest shooting guard ever, and lebron is the greatest basketball player I have ever seen.

LanHikari10 posted...

But at the end of the day, it really depends on the medicines in question, but I'd assume if they were all prescribed by the same doctor and filled by the same pharmacy it'll be okay.

Do you really believe that?

LeBron James is hands down easily the greatest basketball player of all time.

Hes a crybaby flopping injury faking bitch who ruined the nba by joining two other superstars, but that doesnt change how amazing he is at basketball.

If you put every basketball player ever in their prime and say pick one player to build a team around, and you have one year to win a championship I pick Shaq. No questions asked. Easy decision.

If you say, pick any player from their rookie year to build a team around for their entire career the answer is easily lebron. The dude never gets hurt and he is by far the most efficient player ever.

And I fucking hate him. I love Kobe. I love Jordan. I love Hakeem and Kareem and Magic. But I cant deny his greatness.

I also think finals records are bullshit. Lebron has been to 8 finals in a row (or is it nine?) but hes been in the eastern conference the whole time.. would he have lost earlier if conferences werent a thing? Idk. Probably.

Idk. There is so much more to who is the greatest basketball player ever than just basic numbers. Its why its my favorite sport. I just wish more people would look at it like this.

Also Im drunk.

Jen0125 posted...

MICHALECOLE posted...

I hate that they have to put do not take this drug if you are allergic to this drug in their commercials.

that always makes me laugh. it's like yeah, no shit sherlock.

Its bullshit.. it makes the actual side effects to each drug meaningless.

And when theyre prescription drugs? Were always told sorry no universal healthcare, thats why we have the best doctors but if we have the best doctors then stop selling me prescription pills. The doctor should prescribe me what I need, whether its for depression or a back ache or my dick cant get hard or whatever, and he should explain to me what the side effects are for this specific medication. Thats literally their job. Not a fucking commercial on tv where Im like WOW THAT DRUG LOOKS GOOD, IMA CALL MY DOCTOR

Zeus posted...

Well, why the fuck should he worry about his health? He's probably getting the chair.

Full Throttle posted...

Do you think the death penalty should be taken off the table?.

It shouldn't be on the table in the first place.

Are you against the death penalty? That would really surprise me

blorfenburger posted...

MICHALECOLE posted...

blorfenburger posted...

MICHALECOLE posted...

Andromeda was like my second or third most hyped game ever

Oh the disappointment..

You didnt ready yourself. I did but I was not prepared

I do not know what this means

Send help

@Mead

Help

Im not a doctor, but I think most side effects are bullshit. I hate that they have to put do not take this drug if you are allergic to this drug in their commercials.

I hate defending the pharmaceutical companies, because theyre all scam artists who just make money on peoples lives, but Ive always thought things like that are bullshit. If a person shits their pants while taking a certain medication, diarrhea will forever be considered a side effect for that medication.

blorfenburger posted...

MICHALECOLE posted...

Nothing is real, everything is bullshit. Just enjoy the moments when youre both coming together.

Heyyyy. That's not the Beatles

Happiness is a warm gun

Is that better?

Jen0125 posted...

MICHALECOLE posted...

If one thing has a 1% chance to do that thing, and you take three different things that have a 1% chance to do that same thing, you have three 1% chances to do that thing, not a 3% chance to do that thing. However, three 1% chances is more than one 1% chance of doing that thing.

What if each medication hits the same thing though? If each medication chemically hits the same organ? That's where I get confused. Because I know what you're saying. And I'd get that if it was medications that hit different organs but this is all going to my brain at the same time.

Medication is different than lottery tickets. Medication affects other medication. It changes the percentages of things. From a strictly mathematical perspective, it doesnt affect much. From a medical standpoint? Idk Im not a doctor.

But most of the time rare side effects literally mean nothing. It means a person taking that medication had that specific side effect and they have to put that down for the rest of time as a side effect whether that was the reason that happened or not.

I hope I used the correct forms of affect and effect the entire time

Nothing is real, everything is bullshit. Just enjoy the moments when youre both coming together.

If one thing has a 1% chance to do that thing, and you take three different things that have a 1% chance to do that same thing, you have three 1% chances to do that thing, not a 3% chance to do that thing. However, three 1% chances is more than one 1% chance of doing that thing.

Think of it as buying 20 lottery tickets. You have a higher chance, but they dont stack on top of each other. You just have a higher chance because you bought more.

blorfenburger posted...

MICHALECOLE posted...

Andromeda was like my second or third most hyped game ever

Oh the disappointment..

You didnt ready yourself. I did but I was not prepared

I do not know what this means

Andromeda was like my second or third most hyped game ever

Oh the disappointment..

Pissin the night away

Lets see if can pull away from !

Greenfox111 posted...

Who cares its just a song about some national baking competition or whatever

Lmao

I got a moderation without deletion for that lmao

Metal_Mario99 posted...

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Zeus posted...

Oh damn that's a tough round...

For me personally, fox and the hound beats it easy. I was never big on lady and the tramp. Always preferred the aristocats.

You have incredibly bad taste.

Imagine being like you have incredibly bad taste based on animated Disney movies

VeeVees posted...

obligatory infernal affair is better post

You cant see me but Im making the jacking off motion with my hand

Hows your mother?
Shes on her way out
We all are, act accordingly

Doctor Foxx posted...

MICHALECOLE posted...

Jen0125 posted...

Doctor Foxx posted...

Val kilmer should shit the fuck up and stop making Bourdain's suicide about him

Basically.

He's just seeking attention and making it about him. Bringing his throat cancer into it and saying he could have committed suicide over that but didn't isn't relevant in any way to Anthony Bourdain.

I have a hard time criticizing Val Kilmer even though I disagree with his sentiment and the way he went about it.

Millions of people share his misguided views, and he has a particularly interesting view on things like this being a cancer survivor.

I dont feel like hes just doing it for attention, I feel like he is being truthful in what hes saying and he feels strongly about it.

If he wasnt a celebrity nothing he said would be under any microscope.

He is doing it for attention

That shit he is saying is basically "this is why I'm better than Anthony Bourdain"

He can feel strongly about it and still be seeking praise and approval on the back of someone's death

I dont know what hes thinking. If he is doing it for attention then yeah, fuck him. But I am not going to jump to conclusions

Jen0125 posted...

Doctor Foxx posted...

Val kilmer should shit the fuck up and stop making Bourdain's suicide about him

Basically.

He's just seeking attention and making it about him. Bringing his throat cancer into it and saying he could have committed suicide over that but didn't isn't relevant in any way to Anthony Bourdain.

I have a hard time criticizing Val Kilmer even though I disagree with his sentiment and the way he went about it.

Millions of people share his misguided views, and he has a particularly interesting view on things like this being a cancer survivor.

I dont feel like hes just doing it for attention, I feel like he is being truthful in what hes saying and he feels strongly about it.

If he wasnt a celebrity nothing he said would be under any microscope.

Maybe
Maybe not
Maybe fuck your self

Muffinz0rz posted...

CarefreeDude posted...

Pic of guy: https://imgur.com/0zhW1ux

the girl is playing pokemon go

Nice catch (pun)

Nice work. Very impressed.

Mead posted...

Great movie, mark wahlburg is hilarious in it too

Marky mark is funny, but Alec Baldwin is fucking hysterical

One of my favorite movies ever. I could watch this movie like once a week

VixYW posted...

Mead posted...

VixYW posted...

Lady ans the tramp for me, tho I'm not very fond of either.

Ew why are you bad

Are you talking about the typo or my tastes?

Probably your tastes. Mead doesnt care about typos. Meads username actually is a typo. It was supposed to be buttface but he messed up

Zikten posted...

MICHALECOLE posted...

Then just leave the bucket or box there until the rat dies in a week or two

wtf

Or smash the box with a hammer, whatever works for you

Zeus posted...

Oh damn that's a tough round...

For me personally, fox and the hound beats it easy. I was never big on lady and the tramp. Always preferred the aristocats.

8-8

Prop a bucket or box up with a stick tied to a string, put a piece of cheese on the floor under the bucket or box, then when the rat comes out to eat the cheese, pull the string and the box or bucket will fall on top of the rat.

Then just leave the bucket or box there until the rat dies in a week or two

I dont think thats really considered white knighting

7-7

Solid Sonic posted...

CwebbMichSac4 posted...

Solid Sonic posted...

Yeah its meant to be demeaning but not excessively so. This is oppression.

you were modded for this?

Someone was modded for saying boy and it got me thinking.

Kratos would be fucked

aurick79 posted...

MICHALECOLE posted...

A person who kills themselves is not some hero, but selfish is the wrong word to describe it. Theyre not doing something to make themselves happy at the cost of their loved ones happiness.

No one said they're a hero. But they shouldn't be vilified either. When someone has reached a level of depression where they think suicide is not only the best answer, but the only answer, they aren't thinking rationally.

It's not like when you are in a deep, clinical depression you can just change something and it goes away. I've seen depressed individuals be told "Oh just go for a jog" or "You have everything going for them", like these people haven't already tried something or listed out the things they have going for them, like the people who are making these suggestions are some type of depression savant. In most cases those people are coming from a place of caring, but it can actually do more harm because when you are depressed and people are telling you to do these things and it will make it go away, when it doesn't go away, you further think you are broken.

I agree.

I wanted to make it clear Im not defending suicide. Im not condoning it, Im not saying it is a good thing, Im not saying there is no other option, Im not saying that a person cant seek help, Im not saying that a person who kills themselves is automatically a good person.

But calling somebody who kills themselves selfish or cowardly is fucking bullshit

helIy posted...

MICHALECOLE posted...

helIy posted...

MICHALECOLE posted...

I hate when people say shit like that. Killing your self is not some easy thing you do on a whim.

it is selfish, though.

also Val Kilmer is still alive?

i thought he died years ago

A person is so miserable and depressed that they literally hang themselves

But yes, lets focus on how selfish they are.
How lucky they were, how could they throw it all away? Why couldnt they just look at the positive side of life? Why were they even sad in the first place?

instead of seeking help, they killed themselves, which causes so much pain for everyone close to them. they now have to deal with the aftermath of that. the person who died just put a huge burden on everyone else, all because they didn't want to seek help.

it is selfish.

Yep, thats all it takes! Just get some help! Works for everybody! Nobody who has ever killed themselves didnt look for help first!

Selfish bastards

A person who kills themselves is not some hero, but selfish is the wrong word to describe it. Theyre not doing something to make themselves happy at the cost of their loved ones happiness.

EvilMegas posted...

MICHALECOLE posted...

I hate when people say shit like that. Killing your self is not some easy thing you do on a whim.

It is broski. Its tragic as fuck and I'm not blaming him at all but it's not something you do for the benefit of others.

You dont see how a person who is willing to end their life could rationalize that their loved ones would be better off without them?

helIy posted...

MICHALECOLE posted...

I hate when people say shit like that. Killing your self is not some easy thing you do on a whim.

it is selfish, though.

also Val Kilmer is still alive?

i thought he died years ago

A person is so miserable and depressed that they literally hang themselves

But yes, lets focus on how selfish they are.
How lucky they were, how could they throw it all away? Why couldnt they just look at the positive side of life? Why were they even sad in the first place?

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