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TopicWill a girl cat get confused if you give her a blue collar?
CanuckCowboy
04/18/18 8:55:39 PM
#11
Robin_Dude posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Also outdoor cats should never have them

Just get a breakaway collar in that case, that way if you cat does happen to get lost or injured it can still have contact info on it or something.

If the cat gets caught on something the collar will snap off instead of strangling the poor thing.


True enough. But that could defeat the purpose too. Granted thats a more unlikely scenario though.

Master_Bass posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Collars on cats are an instant identity crisis. Also outdoor cats should never have them and they're pointless on indoor cats. So....

Because indoor cats never accidentally get outside. It's a lot easier for people to read a tag than take them to a vet to read a chip.


Why not chip em then? It's not like that's a rare or unique procedure anymore.

I've never known a cat that was ok with a collar until it was basically broken into it and gave up. Plus they are a risk, breakaway collars aside (which I forgot about).
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TopicWill a girl cat get confused if you give her a blue collar?
CanuckCowboy
04/18/18 8:44:26 PM
#5
Collars on cats are an instant identity crisis. Also outdoor cats should never have them and they're pointless on indoor cats. So....
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TopicAsshole animals you've dealt with.
CanuckCowboy
04/18/18 7:41:03 PM
#12
A German shepherd named Bob that terrorized me as a kid. And a pack of like 20 tiny dogs a neighbour had who always roamed about.

Thankfully we had a rooster that kept them out of our yard. We also had a lab that could have eaten them if she felt like it.... but she was super chill.
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TopicEw, I forgot that Super Troopers 2 is a thing that's coming out.
CanuckCowboy
04/18/18 7:08:23 PM
#83
TC really seems upset about this.
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TopicWant to see what $9,000 looks like?
CanuckCowboy
04/17/18 10:53:21 PM
#132
electricbugs2 posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Dawwwwww.

Hoth goan Hoth.

Don't forget he's a mega successful Marine Biologist lmao.


I take it all back. Lol
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TopicWant to see what $9,000 looks like?
CanuckCowboy
04/17/18 10:02:56 PM
#125
SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Sounds to be like you're jealous TC is a successful lawyer.


Dawwwwww.

Hoth goan Hoth.
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TopicWant to see what $9,000 looks like?
CanuckCowboy
04/17/18 10:00:56 PM
#123
SomeLikeItHoth posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Tc the definition of trying too hard. And still failing spectacularly.

How does being successful equate to being a try hard?


..... Cause Taking a douchey pic that's less than what I've made in a single pay period (while wearing shitty shoes and way too baggy pants) = success.

Reevaluate yer fucking standards buds.
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TopicWhy do stoners celebrate Hitler's birthday?
CanuckCowboy
04/17/18 9:57:46 PM
#14
Omg nobody has ever made this observation before. Tc is a genius.
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TopicWant to see what $9,000 looks like?
CanuckCowboy
04/17/18 9:57:01 PM
#120
Tc the definition of trying too hard. And still failing spectacularly.
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TopicMy mouse is glowing red. It was glowing blue before?
CanuckCowboy
04/17/18 9:39:22 PM
#31
Fuck me CE it's what I said. It's so obvioussly what I said. No one ever listens to me.

... I mean I wouldn't listen to me either but seriously that's what's it is.
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TopicI have 99+ pending matches on Tinder and Bumble AMA
CanuckCowboy
04/16/18 7:58:54 PM
#10
DeadSite posted...
Tappor posted...
Let me rephrase: Where are the pictures of these so called matches?

There's too much personal information in the messages that I don't feel like editing it out for the screenshots


What kinda bs half ass excuse is that. Do you even use tinder? There's no messages displayed on your matches page dude
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TopicMy mouse is glowing red. It was glowing blue before?
CanuckCowboy
04/16/18 7:56:34 PM
#5
Probly has different configurations tied to different colours. Click different shit and it'll probly change back
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Topicwhat cigarettes should i smoke when i'm in the USA
CanuckCowboy
04/15/18 9:57:31 PM
#35
MedeaLysistrata posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
What part of America? Probly better buying smokes in Canada and taking em down there tbh.

MA


Yeah that's kinda too far.

I've never found a decent brand in America tbh.
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Topicwhat cigarettes should i smoke when i'm in the USA
CanuckCowboy
04/15/18 9:54:39 PM
#32
What part of America? Probly better buying smokes in Canada and taking em down there tbh.
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TopicThis 28 y/o Florida Girl was paid $480 by a 14 YEAR OLD to lose his VIRGINITY!!
CanuckCowboy
04/15/18 9:53:39 PM
#33
NeonOctopus posted...
Someone is going to say Niiiiiiice and it's not going to be me >_>


Eh.

Honestly the weird thing is the only pic that makes her look really cute is the court pic.
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TopicULTRA HOT Russian Instagram girl (Not scene)
CanuckCowboy
04/15/18 9:52:46 PM
#40
electricbugs2 posted...
When you're so hot that you can make eating a slice of pizza look attractive


Pffffft everyone looks hotter with pizza. Even if you don't want them you want the pizza.

But seriously last pic aside she's zomg cute.
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TopicGirlfriend says I deed too much.
CanuckCowboy
04/15/18 6:33:37 PM
#11
Anyone watched big mouth?

Tappor posted...
3khc posted...
I mean, I would still let her do it, but most of the time I just nut in my underwear. This causes my dick to smell funky and I don't want her to know.

I don't know why you felt the need to share this with us.


Sleep in it you pig! Lol
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Topicright now, Art Bell might be talking to aliens
CanuckCowboy
04/15/18 6:31:29 PM
#3
Oh shit didn't know he died till now.

I never knew what to make of the guy but hopefully he's found something he longed for.
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TopicPeople like to say "Oh, I was drunk, I didn't mean it/mean to do it",
CanuckCowboy
04/15/18 5:19:09 PM
#87
DavidWong posted...
If alcohol were invented today it would 100% be illegal. One of the most destructive drugs out there.

I say that after I drank 15-16 beers Saturday afternoon and night and threw up twice on Sunday. Fuck my life


That's precisely why it's legal. It's the all in one drug. It effects more receptors in the brain than heroin. It's the only drug that can cause death via withdrawal.
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TopicPeople like to say "Oh, I was drunk, I didn't mean it/mean to do it",
CanuckCowboy
04/15/18 5:17:18 PM
#86
Solid Snake07 posted...
Virus731 posted...
sounds like you don't like drinking so you classify people that drink as asses

news flash: no one is a good drunk, the more you drink the worse of a person you will become, there is no such thing as a charming person after a fifth of vodka


That's not true at all. There are plenty of people who are super nice and fun when they drink.


This.

There are bad drunks out there obviously but tons of people don't magically become dicks just cause they're drunk. Sloppy maybe but never mean or negative.
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TopicDoug Stanhope perfectly explains why political correctness will always lose
CanuckCowboy
04/15/18 5:16:04 PM
#22
I remember once he perfectly explained the realities of trying to wank while coked out of your head.

So.... Yeah.
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TopicPeople like to say "Oh, I was drunk, I didn't mean it/mean to do it",
CanuckCowboy
04/15/18 5:14:49 PM
#84
thecoolgu posted...
TheRealDill2000 posted...
You couldn't be more wrong


He's not entirely wrong.

But he's sure the fuck mostly wrong.
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TopicDo you use the N-Word?
CanuckCowboy
04/15/18 4:18:54 PM
#59
Lost_All_Senses posted...
No. Im not a racist or poser. I am a heavy rap fan that raps full songs without edit tho.


That's a yes. Not a no.
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TopicWhat is the hardest you worked in your life?
CanuckCowboy
04/15/18 3:52:01 PM
#5
28 days straight 12 to 17.5 hour days building a mill.
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Topicwhy is canada a poor man's america
CanuckCowboy
04/15/18 3:50:00 PM
#2
1/10
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TopicI need gas but it's fucking $123.9/L right now
CanuckCowboy
04/15/18 2:24:58 PM
#53
FrankIin posted...
southcoast09 posted...
Meanwhile in America, I just filled up an entire tank for $30.


Free market. Also 1.239/L is expensive to some people? Maybe I need to covert to USD.

*does so*

Still not expensive.


Have you ever made a single post that didn't make the entirety of CE shittier through its mere existence?
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TopicWhy the heck is Sonic a Hedgehog?
CanuckCowboy
04/15/18 1:51:09 PM
#34
JollySantaLover posted...
they can run up to 100 miles per hour?


Do cheetahs have jet packs now?

Jetpack cheetah sounds p cool. I'd play it.
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TopicCommon Sense: The Earth Is Not A Spinning Globe
CanuckCowboy
04/15/18 1:49:29 PM
#10
Obvs. Who could make a globe that big?

Stupid topic.
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TopicGames for intellectuals:
CanuckCowboy
04/15/18 1:47:43 PM
#2
Snake.
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TopicI need gas but it's fucking $123.9/L right now
CanuckCowboy
04/15/18 1:47:20 PM
#36
Bio1590 posted...
The fucked up part is that they're saying we're going to get 10-year highs in prices this summer.

Last year it was like $0.90/L all summer.

We're fucked.


Imagine being in bc where Alberta may cut off their oil sales over the pipeline.
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TopicI need gas but it's fucking $123.9/L right now
CanuckCowboy
04/15/18 1:36:10 PM
#29
legendary_zell posted...
Are you in Venezuela or something? You must be somewhere experiencing a societal collapse. If you meet a guy named Max out there in the desert, make sure to stick with him.


Uhhhh you realize the UK has gas prices that make Canada's look like a steal right?
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Topiclol @ russian wedding pictures
CanuckCowboy
04/15/18 1:33:19 PM
#19
El Mexicano Texano posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
PUz8KHP

I mean as if that couldn't be America.... Just sayin


People get married in schools?


I'm not touching that with a ten foot pole. Lol.
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Topiclol @ russian wedding pictures
CanuckCowboy
04/15/18 1:26:36 PM
#17
PUz8KHP

I mean as if that couldn't be America.... Just sayin
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TopicWhy do people run from the police?
CanuckCowboy
04/15/18 1:24:02 PM
#40
IdiotMachine posted...
FFVII_REMAKE posted...
So if someone is running up to you, you wouldn't run either?

If I did something wrong, and a police officer tells me to stop, I will stop.


But if you were innocent you'd run?

You're doing it wrong.
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TopicI had a date at a starbucks, she was like 5 min late or so.
CanuckCowboy
04/15/18 1:22:03 PM
#14
What the fuck kind of person decides to make this topic?

Even this guy can get laid tad. Still sure you don't need to reevaluate yer way of doing things?
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TopicI need gas but it's fucking $123.9/L right now
CanuckCowboy
04/15/18 1:21:11 PM
#24
That cheap huh?

It just dropped to 1.32 here but it was 1.36 last week. booboy posted...
At yesterday's prices down in Houston, a 14 gallon fill-up of 93 octane is about $44


Cheap as fuck from my perspective. I haven't been able to fill my Sunfire for less than 50 since I got it.

When I had my dual tank f-250 it cost over 140 bucks to fill both tanks.
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TopicRabbits are cute as fuck but the white ones with red eyes are creepy as fuck
CanuckCowboy
04/14/18 2:56:39 PM
#4
You mean albino rabbits?

Albino crocodiles or basically any other animal are way creepier.
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TopicCops tried to steal $80 from Dawkins during his arrest.
CanuckCowboy
04/14/18 2:54:16 PM
#31
I have a friend who got busted stealing gas at a car lot in HS. He never got his flashlight back.

Crooked cops!
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TopicIf white people hosted a "whites only party"...
CanuckCowboy
04/14/18 2:53:01 PM
#52
1NfamousACE_2 posted...
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
1NfamousACE_2 posted...
I've been to some parties as one of the few black people and they make me seem so cool.

Ive been to some things as the only white person and its 50/50.


Yea, it depends on the crowd.

My experiences were in Tallahassee.


I've been two a few parties where I was the only white dude. Or gone to the bar with a dozen Indian people. Honestly I was aware of it (obvs) but it never seemed relevant one way or the other.

Except when you have good East Indian friends and go to the bar with them on the west coast here you can guarantee that if anyone fucks with you they and all their friends will be all over the instigator in zero seconds flat.
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TopicWhen was the last time you got spanked?
CanuckCowboy
04/14/18 1:30:39 PM
#5
Not counting a stripper maybe 6 or 7 years ago at this working man's open golf tourney that no longer exists it was.... 25+ years ago anyways.
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TopicIf white people hosted a "whites only party"...
CanuckCowboy
04/14/18 1:11:55 PM
#40
Fony posted...
90% of parties whites of all ages attend are white only. Some explicitly, just not publicly broadcasted as such.

Source: Knowing white people


This guy knows all white people.

Maybe you just live in a racist hick town buds. Cause no.
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Topic120 lb man vs 520 lb man.
CanuckCowboy
04/13/18 10:04:28 PM
#7
Djimbe reference here.
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TopicYes! A super cute 18 year old black girl likes me!
CanuckCowboy
04/13/18 9:21:02 AM
#178
Aloner posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Imagine being a hopeless virgin and even thinking you're above that in the first place.

She's grotesque dude. Kinda fucked up to equate an average looking dude to that just because he's a virgin.


He literally said she's an average 35 year old woman.

He has no business thinking he's too good for the average woman. Or knocking her when she's probly gotten laid and had more meaningful relationships than he's ever going to.

I mean dude could change and maybe have a shot but he's dead set on believing he's doing everything right.
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TopicYes! A super cute 18 year old black girl likes me!
CanuckCowboy
04/13/18 12:56:35 AM
#166
Tadamoto40 posted...
Eevee-Trainer posted...
He's like 30 and she's like 18, and he claims older women "are all whores with loose vaginas and thirty kids" (paraphrasing of course), thus "justifying" his pursuit of only barely-legal people.

That's not the only reason. This is what the average 35 year old woman looks like:

h9Xu9tK
lIXuL7w


Imagine believing this. Imagine being a hopeless virgin and even thinking you're above that in the first place.

Someone check this dudes crawl space for abducted women.
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TopicYes! A super cute 18 year old black girl likes me!
CanuckCowboy
04/13/18 12:51:07 AM
#164
A point has been reached where if I read an article about how tad has been arrested for abducting women and keeping them locked in a cellar i really wouldn't be surprised.
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