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Ur mom is a glorified mobile game, minus the glory.
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You should reply 'well, you're a lot of fun, so yes.'
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Vol2tex posted...

PanzerElite posted...

I never liked the way women looked in these paintings. They always looked weird to me.

The neck looks long in many of these paintings, even as far as the 19th century.

I'd recommend staying far, far away from the Mannerism period.
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Vol2tex posted...

What makes Harley Quinn a more popular DC woman than her?

Because she's spunkier and far more man-friendly that Ivy, who may or may not have an actual venus fly trap between her legs.
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At first it's all magic and excitement but eventually it turns into one big grind?
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CableZL posted...

I believe the cops said he was defending himself.

'Tell that motherfucker I appreciate him!'
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Funkydog posted...

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Funkydog posted...

...Seriously. How are people still arguing with Frisbee?

Watching paint dry would be more productive at this point than this topic.

I don't know, that sounds like something someone with no counter would say

You would like his constant refusal to see reality.

How can we spin this argument in order to get Frisbee and UR in direct confrontation? It might be fun to get a Northgoing Zax vs. Southgoing Zax situation here.
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The Argonian Maid's lust knows no bounds, it seems.
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FrisbeeDude posted...

Colonel Sanders looking over like "dont bring me into yo bullshit"

It'd be funny if KFC rounded up all the various celebrities they've had play the Colonel over the past couple years for some kind of public diss against Papa.
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Doom_Art posted...

Patty_Fleur posted...

No sex for you for a month

This

"Wouldn't wanna fuck your mom, would you?"

"No, but I've always wanted to fuck your mom!"

TC might as well go for broke at this point.
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eggcorn posted...

BLAKUboy posted...

That costume looks like it came from a 90s movie. I don't know if that's good or bad.

Yesterday, Zachary Levi posted the first official image of himself in his Shazam costume for the upcoming DC film, and it was met with mixed reactions. Many of the doubters felt that the suit was too cheesy or cartoonish for a modern movie, but director David Sandberg is taking to Twitter to say, "That's kind of the point."

The Shazam! movie is meant to be a much brighter, more fun DC affair, so Sandberg and his team wanted to go all in on the glamour and silliness of the character. Therefore, instead of making Levi's suit all modernized and tech-heavy, the movie is taking things back to the good ol' days of the Golden Age.

As promised, Sandberg responded to questions about the suit on Twitter, and he told fans that he aiming for a more classic, lighthearted look with this design.

"I wanted him to feel a bit like an old fashioned super hero from the Golden Age of comics," Sandberg wrote. "Figured it would also make him stand out from the rest."

It's a good stance. I'm curious how people would expect a superhero who got his powers from a wizard and has a magic-word transformation to be modernized / tech-y. Here's hoping it pays off; this paired with WW might finally start turning things around for DC.
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Kitt posted...

I saw a lesbian video where one girl was wrist deep down both roads and I never hit the back button so quickly in my life.

Understandable, some mortals can't comprehend being that close to divinity.
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Well that certainly explains why you're constantly butthurt.
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HotLap posted...

Someday I want to be talented enough to run a rope down by throat and out my butt and just floss myself in front of Simon Cowell and Mel B.

Simon would facepalm.

Heidi would just stare.

If you're under 30 and hot, Mel B would rave that you were 'on point!' If you're over 30, she'll rant about how this is a 'family show' and what you just did was so distasteful.

Howie would probably give you the Golden Buzzer.
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Dragonblade01 posted...

dave_is_slick posted...

Dragonblade01 posted...

They may or may not have been an a****** about it.

There is no "may or may not", he was objectively respectful about it.

That doesn't matter, which is why I worded it that way.

You may or may not have been drinking heavily when you made that post.
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Goats posted...

FrisbeeDude posted...

Guys, I get it. she said asshat SHE HAD TO GO

Guys, come on. After this post even the most thick headed of you should have stopped taking this account seriously gogoat.

The unedited post was funnier.
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mistalightbulb posted...

Why is there spaghetti in her taco

We're...not just talking about what's on the tray here, are we?
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...

@masterpug53

To be fair, R2D2 belonged to Padme and she gave him to Anakin, R2 was never Obi-Wan's droid.

To be fairer, I used to be in the habit of writing out lengthy sig-proving posts that would preempt semantics like these.
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ThePrinceFish posted...

FrisbeeDude posted...

Guys, I get it. she said a chat. SHE HAD TO GO

Lmao your trolling is getting more and more incoherent. Maybe take a break?

Don't make fun, women around the world are losing their right to say a chat.
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Obi-Wan: 'I don't seem to recall owning a droid.'

Artoo: 'beep boop weeoow.' translation: 'Fuck you, you senile old fart.'
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NibeIungsnarf posted...

FrisbeeDude posted...

this is what Gaters believe. Continue to poison the gaming community's reputation lmao

NibeIungsnarf posted...

Can you just explain to me like a normal person without going into absurd rhetoric why someone shouldn't be fired for openly disparaging their consumerbase?

If you're waiting for an actual answer, I'd get a comfy chair. TC fled the last topic when someone put him to the screws like this.
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TC hit a brick wall when he got called out in the other topic, so he tried to start fresh with this one.
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Global Warming, and heat makes people crazy. There's a reason you hear a lot more about Florida Man than you do Alaska Man.
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just 2x? Step it up to 3x, milk drinker.
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Do you think Franklin Zelda Roosevelt would have even been president if Teddy Roosevelt hadn't been his dad?
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Is there such a thing as a Nobel Peace Participation Ribbon?
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Solid Snake07 posted...

Taking a 10 pound shit through my penis sounds pretty horrible to me

Women who've had both children and kidney stones say that that's about the closest men can get to experiencing childbirth.

A certain relative of mine - who among other things once broke his arm so badly that the very sight of it caused a woman to faint, and who now lives in constant pain from rheumatory arthritis and a slew of similar auto-immune diseases - still maintains that the time he had to pass a kidney stone was the worst pain he's ever experienced in his life.

Though this is obviously a joke / troll topic, so I don't know why I typed all that.
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Nothing says 'let's kick off our ongoing cinematic universe on the right foot' like a film combining 'The Dark Knight Returns' and 'The Death of Superman.'
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Rimmer_Dall posted...

Everyone who dislikes Price is a Russian bot.

Bots were responsible for Ms. Price's intolerable behavior, apparently.

Actually, blaming it all on nanobots would have been a more respectable position than this.
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RoboLaserGandhi posted...

What's with people always trying to pin obscure things only they notice to groups like "Americans" or "white people"?

Are they trying to start a meme?

What's with the American habit of trying to kill a meme before it grows?
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FightingGames posted...

Learning to color in photoshop is gonna interesting when the time comes

You'll love the results, trust me. Working in digital is infinitely more forgiving than working in physical. Personally I think the hardest learning curve was grasping the full potential of layers; once you get over that hill it's like one of those supernova mind explosion gifs.
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cavalierking posted...

imagine having been that pretentious

Who would have thought that one of history's most cliched scientists wasn't a down-to-earth average joe?

P.S. don't anyone tell TC what Mark Twain was really like.
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DK9292 posted...

masterpug53 posted...

As someone who's been drawing since I was four, I love it, and wouldn't trade it for the world. But if someone was considering getting into it at any point in their life, I'd tell them to just learn guitar instead.

...alright, thanks for that.

In case my point wasn't clear, I wasn't trying to say anything like 'you all suck, don't even try.' Far from it. Music has a much broader scope of being able to reach other people emotionally than drawing, and guitar's arguably the most versatile instrument there is. Guitar will encourage you to be more social, as well as giving you better short-term and long-term praise and feedback (applause >>> 'hey, that looks pretty cool,' and trust me, the latter doesn't happen with near the regularity of the former).

I'm not saying guitar is easier; I'm just saying that as a hobby it's got better odds of making you yourself happy.
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Theh wunt wahk for ah frruuurrlleeeeaakch liek yu!
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Skye Reynolds posted...

Ugh.

It looked terrible when Chris Evans's face was randomly floating in front of that scrawny guy's head. Like, it might as well have been a cardboard cut out. It'll probably be just as bad when they try and de-age the actors.

...you have seen a Marvel movie since Cap 1, yes?
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As someone who's been drawing since I was four, I love it, and wouldn't trade it for the world. But if someone was considering getting into it at any point in their life, I'd tell them to just learn guitar instead.
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YellowSUV posted...

masterpug53 posted...

Works for me. Whoever the MCU contracts to do their de-aging CGI does phenomenal work.

Its a mixed bag. Hopefully this is done by the people who did Infinity War CGI instead of Black Panther.

I can't back this up, but I heard there's a specific company to which the MCU outsources all of their de-aging mocap and cgi, such as young RDJ in Civil War and young Kurt Russell in GotG2. If true, then young Jackson and young Gregg are in good hands.
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Works for me. Whoever the MCU contracts to do their de-aging CGI does phenomenal work.
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>expected the reason to be either seizure-inducing lightshow or obvious sexualization of a minor

>was actually surprised

>but probably shouldn't have been
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LookANinja posted...

I googled the guinevere from Merlin and was super disappointed. Guinevere is supposed to be like unbelievably beautiful, and i thought once upon a time's guinevere was bad.

Which Merlin? Lena Headey played her in 1998, and she's plenty fine then and now.
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Solar_Crimson posted...

https://i.redd.it/9420qlht59811.jpg

This is on a short list of things that would actually compel Jesus to take his own name in vain.
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before weekoldhotdog turned this topic into a shitshow, I would have recommended getting Nuka World instead. I like FH well enough, but NW is a good example of Bethesda playing to their current strengths with a fun, campy (if mostly shallow) worldspace through which to frolic and shoot enemies. And if you've ever been to Disney World, you can see that Beth really did their homework on the world design, right down to the 'please stand clear of the doors' announcement in both English and Spanish when you depart on the monorail.
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HylianFox posted...

The_Ivory_Man posted...

While a lot of the edits were bad, there were actually some good fixes like changing Palpatine in Empire.

I do like the new Death Star explosions a lot

The best contribution the edits made were to ANH's Death Star dogfight - a lot of really cool cuts got added that weren't possible without CGI, like Wedge shooting the TIE Fighter a split-second before he barreled through the resulting explosion.

__aCEr__ posted...

By 2025 it'll just be Obi-Wan making a whoopie cushion noise.
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HylianFox posted...

Vader's "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

This is the one and only SE edit that went way over the line for me. Thankfully, because it's a post-PT edit, it isn't present in my older DVD copies.
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treewojima posted...

masterpug53 posted...

Get the Apocalypse mod asap. The wealth of spells it adds show you just how lackluster vanilla Skyrim's magic is. You can use Phenderix Magic in tandem with it (put Apocalypse just under it in your LO); Phen isn't nearly as fun or creative as Apoc, but it adds a wealth of nice simple spells.

This too. Some of the Phenderix spells are basically cheat codes (unlock chests and doors, insta-kill any individual enemy, etc)

Extremely overpowered but fun when you just want to fuck around without having access to the console like on Xbox or PS4

Yeah, I forgot that a good amount of Phenderix spells are basically cheats, since I rarely use its hyperpowered spells (except the teleport spells, those are very nice).

The MA of Apocalypse, Ordinator etc is obseessed with balance, occasionally to a fault. I was raging pissed when I found out that he'd sneak-added a lowered cap to all enchantments in his Summermyst mod; fortunately by the time I found out and was prepared to give him an earful, he'd already made an update available that corrected it.
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Get the Apocalypse mod asap. The wealth of spells it adds show you just how lackluster vanilla Skyrim's magic is. You can use Phenderix Magic in tandem with it (put Apocalypse just under it in your LO); Phen isn't nearly as fun or creative as Apoc, but it adds a wealth of nice simple spells.
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CapnMuffin posted...

How do people know what episode is named what?

Watching them on dvd.
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EpicMickeyDrew posted...

masterpug53 posted...

EpicMickeyDrew posted...

masterpug53 posted...

I'd like to see the crossbreeding resulting from Republic City's existence lead to mixed-race benders who could potentially inherit both their parents' bending arts (thus furthering the new Avatar's struggles with becoming obsolete).

That's not how that works

Well, obviously that's not how it works now. But the creators are more than within their power to let things evolve in a potential 3rd series. Cross-nation breeding was virtually nonexistent before the end of the 100 Year War and is still a relatively new occurance in LoK. A theme that's touched on lightly in TLA and heavily in LoK is how a spiritual savior like the Avatar struggles to maintain relevance in a developing world. The sudden existence of cross-element benders would further this theme by making the Avatar's powers far less unique.

Except the entire premise of the show is that only the avatar can bend more than one element.

You're being more than a little dense about this >_>
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