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Topic | How many game franchises have you played 5+ game entries of? |
masterpug53 03/28/18 9:43:51 AM #14 | Mario Mario Kart Zelda Metroid Donkey Kong Pokemon Final Fantasy Castlevania Fallout Grand Theft Auto --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Did you see Attack of the Clones in theaters? |
masterpug53 03/28/18 9:38:02 AM #8 | Yeah. The Yoda scene almost redeemed the movie for me. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | I got invited to play foosball today!!!! |
masterpug53 03/27/18 11:00:16 AM #12 | TC, my name is Clarence Thaddeus Foos. My grandfather, Fletcher Morton Foos, invented this game for one purpose: to have the goofiest, gimmickiest thing happen. Now, it has. The game of foosball is completed. You're free to return to your undoubtedly perpetually-irritated family. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Did you watch The Phantom Menace in the movie theaters? |
masterpug53 03/26/18 4:01:38 PM #3 | Yeah. To have lived up to that point in an era before big-budget CGI flicks, it was quite a spectacle. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | George R R Martin just released a new book |
masterpug53 03/26/18 4:00:00 PM #13 | A Dance With Dragons Remastered is still making bank on the Switch and Playstation VR ports, no way we'll see ASoIaF 6 anytime soon. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | You see what happens when you mess with the warrior? |
masterpug53 03/26/18 3:03:45 PM #6 | Quiet down now! It is time to-watch the-show Yes it's started Don't be lickin' me no more Matter of fact could you get me a handi wi~ipe? --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | FF9: Ok, just lemme finish stealing Hilgigars's items and I'll stop for today |
masterpug53 03/26/18 11:17:34 AM #6 | Seems like there's a 1/256 chance of stealing the Fairy Flute. Unless you get incredibly lucky, in the hours you sink trying to steal it you could probably have progressed far enough into the game to purchase it naturally. I tried stealing it once; I was initially just as adamant about not leaving without it and I'm pretty sure I finally gave up. Never again. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Damn, Wonder Woman actually was good. *spoilers* |
masterpug53 03/26/18 9:37:46 AM #13 | It was a solid and entertaining movie, which of course puts it head and shoulders above the rest of the DCEU. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Bravely bold Sir Robin, Rode forth from Camelot |
masterpug53 03/25/18 8:54:09 PM #6 | It's only a model. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | So is Venture bros cancel? |
masterpug53 03/25/18 7:48:48 PM #8 | mach25687 posted... It has been two years now The show started in 2004 and has only amassed 6 seasons since then. Two years is a standard bordering on optimistic wait time. And lol at that article insinuating that Venture Bros wait time is in the same ballpark as ASoIaF wait time. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | "I'm a centrist" is the new "I'm not like other girls" |
masterpug53 03/25/18 12:46:38 PM #17 | Antifar posted... Gafemage posted...Classical Liberal... the political label for true geniouses... Maybe they're special liherals that listened to Mozart in the womb? --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | "I'm a centrist" is the new "I'm not like other girls" |
masterpug53 03/25/18 12:40:12 PM #9 | But what if I'm a centrist and I'm just like all the other girls? --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | top five worst videogame characters |
masterpug53 03/25/18 8:15:26 AM #60 | Isoflurane posted... How has this list gone this long (with multiple FF characters mentioned) and no mention of Tidus? Because Tidus is actually a decent character with a great arc when you give him a chance. Vaan is actually all the actual awfulness that people erroneously believe apply to Tidus. And it still boggles my mind that people lump Vaan and Penelo together so thoughtlessly; Penelo is innocuous at worst, while Vaan actively drags the plot down. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | You went over my helmet?! |
masterpug53 03/24/18 6:07:28 PM #2 | Yeah, I went over your fuckin' helmet. What are you gonna do, shrink my kids? ...Oh wait, I take it back, please not the dick laser... --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | top five worst videogame characters |
masterpug53 03/24/18 5:53:46 PM #23 | Vaan --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | sark douls |
masterpug53 03/24/18 4:42:20 PM #6 | Dork Goals --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Is Stalker by Tarkovsky worth watching? |
masterpug53 03/24/18 12:44:47 PM #25 | Stalker's chief draw is that it's so beautifully, meticulously shot that it's like watching a painting slowly move. So it's worth a viewing in that regard at least. Contempt is worth it to watch Jack Palance stomp around like an overgrown toddler in key scenes, but I'd recommend watching Pierrot le Fou instead. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Be advised, this is also an image dump. |
masterpug53 03/23/18 10:01:21 PM #281 | The Holmes and Watson camping joke was the Joke of the Month in the very first issue of Maxim I ever bought as a teenager ^^ --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Trailer for the Ninja Turtles reboot (Rise of the Ninja Turtles) |
masterpug53 03/23/18 5:14:13 PM #5 | Splinter both looks and sounds like the Ember Island Players version of Uncle Iroh. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Hoth always seems to be the voice of reason in every topic I see him post in. |
masterpug53 03/23/18 2:25:17 PM #26 | TC should become a paid contributor at ONN. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild wins GDC GOTY award |
masterpug53 03/23/18 12:05:14 PM #152 | Are people still giving time of day to the guy who's convinced that tough enemies = gating? --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Disney Removes Guns from Solo: A Star Wars Story movie posters |
masterpug53 03/23/18 11:18:41 AM #71 | Swagnificent119 posted... Solo Gets Caught on the Shitter by Greedo: A Star Wars Story Solo Sees a Sarlaac for the First Time and Instantly Has Half a Dozen Unsavory Fetishes Awakened: A Star Wars Story Solo is Played by an Actor Who is Visibly In Over His Head: A Star Wars Story --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Remember Erdogan's bodyguards who assaulted the American protesters last year? |
masterpug53 03/23/18 2:24:21 AM #11 | a42ozslushie posted... Good. I mean, I know Americans are accustomed to playing World Police, but you dont get to protest other countries leaders because you dont like them. Probably the CEest post of the day, great jorb. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Hello, Mr. Thompson |
masterpug53 03/23/18 2:10:18 AM #94 | That's nice dad, but it's wrong for you to reward violent competitive behavior. However I will set up front with you if it's a fatherly gesture of love! Ok, hun... ...Sucker! Competitive violence! That's why you're here! *peels out* --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Can this chunky cosplayer get it? |
masterpug53 03/22/18 11:01:24 PM #16 | There aren't a lot of women who can be that big and still look that good. She can get it no prob. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | The Last Jedi is a masterpiece **SPOILERS** |
masterpug53 03/22/18 8:31:55 PM #38 | electricbugs2 posted... clearaflagrantj posted...magnolia_moon posted...The first space battle is the best I've seen in any sci fi film or tv show. 'Sh, shut up, that's different and you know it.' --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Ivanka Trump now sitting as acting Secretary of State w/o confirmation |
masterpug53 03/22/18 8:27:16 PM #42 | foreveraIone posted... a fashion designer is now SoS. And people used to laugh at those who saw Idiocracy as an eerie forecast of our future... ...I mean, sure, they still laugh. But it's becoming less and less far-fetched every day. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Chris Evans announces intention to leave MCU |
masterpug53 03/22/18 8:20:24 PM #78 | SolKarellen posted... HylianFox posted...SolKarellen posted...Beyond even Star Wars. He just doesn't seem to like being in movies.Reminds me of how Harrison Ford never seems to enjoy being in movies. Ever. If I had to take a wild guess based on interviews I've seen, I'd say he enjoys being an actor in and of itself (otherwise he would have quit by now). But he also strikes me as a down-to-earth guy who does not suffer fools lightly, and Hollywood is never not teeming with fools. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Onett, Twoson, Threed, Fourside |
masterpug53 03/22/18 4:37:11 PM #14 | HylianFox posted... Five-O Sixpack --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Hello, Mr. Thompson |
masterpug53 03/21/18 7:57:28 PM #87 | Vulgate it is! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | do you believe in life? |
masterpug53 03/21/18 7:53:56 PM #4 | I believe in life after love. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Jim Carrey's new painting: "Oh say, can't you see" |
masterpug53 03/21/18 7:48:27 PM #30 | BlueJester007 posted... Payzmaykr posted...Jim Carrey is a fucked up little man who needs to be involuntarily hospitalized for several years. Somewhat ironically, these paintings of his are the artistic equivalent of wearing a green mask and blowing a loud as fuck horn at people in cars. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Gerudo > Zora > Goron > Rito (BotW) |
masterpug53 03/21/18 6:49:16 PM #12 | Agreed with the OP, except Zora > Gerudo. But they're closer than I originally thought. I did Zora first, and that ended up giving me false expectations of what the Goron and Rito storylines would be like. So since I saved Gerudo for last (and considering that --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Hello, Mr. Thompson |
masterpug53 03/21/18 6:41:40 PM #83 | Can I throw up in your bathroom? I'll buy something! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Rate this retro game #36: Super Castlevania IV |
masterpug53 03/21/18 2:47:49 PM #7 | Excellent game. Great gameplay, nice challenge, and the range of motion with the whip was awesome. Amazing soundtrack; in particular, I've always loved how the first half of the Dracula battle has a very slow, somber tone to it, and then Simon's main theme kicks in once the battle enters its final act. IMO remains the standard for classic franchise boss enemy encounters, even over SotN; the battle with Death has only been trumped by Harmony of Despair, which was a damn hard bar to hurdle (to it's credit, HoD's Death stage and battle are some of the greatest things in the franchise). Only reason I can't give it a perfect score is that the controls can be maddeningly frustrating at times, especially during the (what I assume to be infamous) upward spiked disk chase. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Lord of the Rings questions... *spoilers* |
masterpug53 03/19/18 9:09:10 PM #32 | De Evolution posted... The WitchKing breaking Gandalf's staff is beyond absurd. So fucking stupid. Agreed, but I'm still just glad the scene made it into the extended edition in some form. The arrival of the Rohirrim was so badly edited in the theatrical version by comparison. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Brooks was here |
masterpug53 03/19/18 9:03:19 PM #7 | For reasons that are still beyond me, shortly after that movie came out I did a playthrough of Secret of Mana where I named the characters Andy, Red and Brooks. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Be advised, this is also an image dump. |
masterpug53 03/19/18 1:03:32 AM #256 | Well how 'bout that, the Harry Potter phone flashlight thing really does work ^^ --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | w h y d o p e o p l e t y p e l i k e t h i s ? |
masterpug53 03/17/18 4:49:47 PM #12 | c a n ' t b e l i e v e n o o n e ' s m e n t i o n e d l i t t l e m o n e y y e t --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | The mods mostly come out at night |
masterpug53 03/17/18 9:44:36 AM #10 | Are they (mostly) the lean and hungry type? --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Best use of The Immigrant Song in a movie |
masterpug53 03/17/18 9:43:35 AM #13 | pikachupwnage posted... masterpug53 posted...Thor. Can't be much more fitting than to use a Norse-inspired rock song for a Norse-inspired comic book movie. On we sweep with threshing oar, Up to the point when --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Best use of The Immigrant Song in a movie |
masterpug53 03/17/18 7:38:19 AM #8 | Thor. Can't be much more fitting than to use a Norse-inspired rock song for a Norse-inspired comic book movie. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | 3 > 2 > 5 > 1 > 6 > 4 |
masterpug53 03/16/18 11:20:07 PM #24 | Joelypoely posted... Community? 5's not remotely better than 1, but other than that it fits. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Legend of Korra complete blu-ray 24 bucks on Amazon |
masterpug53 03/16/18 10:42:14 PM #19 | Hexagon posted... DarthAragorn posted...does it have an ending that isn't shit But Ozai was such a badass! He was buff and had Mark Hamill's voice and was not at all a mustache-twirling chump whose only onscreen accomplishment was bullying a pair of adolescent boys! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Terry Gilliam defends Weinstein, attacks his victims |
masterpug53 03/16/18 10:14:21 PM #17 | Antifar posted... The cartoons were the worst part of Monty Python anyways Do Antifars really clap when the animator suffers a fatal heart attack? --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Legend of Korra complete blu-ray 24 bucks on Amazon |
masterpug53 03/16/18 7:06:37 PM #15 | Makeveli_lives posted... masterpug53 posted...Already got LoK on bluray. Where's frickin' A:TLA on bluray already? Seriously? Awesome. Some of those Book 1 eps look like mud in standard def. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Legend of Korra complete blu-ray 24 bucks on Amazon |
masterpug53 03/16/18 5:39:58 PM #6 | Already got LoK on bluray. Where's frickin' A:TLA on bluray already? --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Can I borrow a feeling |
masterpug53 03/16/18 5:25:49 PM #17 | I don't recall saying 'good luck.' --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
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