Lurker > 008Zulu

Just close down America for racial and sexual sensitivity training.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Solid Sonic posted...

Maybe write shit down then?

Eric would just leak it.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Giuliani: You've got everything you need, what -- what do you need us for?

To keep the prison beds from floating away.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

ColdOne666 posted...

Sucked in Queensland.

My fellow Aussies know what's up.

Queensland finally got caught cheating did they?
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Don't eat the street food. It will bore a hole through your digestive tract, and you guts will fall out your ass.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

The Great Muta 22 posted...

Amazing that in a topic about peace and calling for uniting and not judging the post is loaded with the typical people doing exactly that.

Almost as if they want to stereotype and judge people or something and don't actually give a fuck about peace...

It's people like that, is why the world is a bad place.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

What's the problem with learning about how a country runs itself?
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

solosnake posted...

Cant believe they are only seeking 75k

It's a realistic number. American prisons (clearly) are not made of money.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Having gay sex doesn't make you gay.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

NeonOctopus posted...

Why are they doing that?

11 weeks of sensitivity training. Can't have marines raping each other anymore.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Darmik posted...

How many used condoms will Leto mail this time?

dramatic pause

All of them.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

And Trump will mumble along to the anthem like he has always done.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Wait, you aren't supposed to take off your penis when showering?
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Caution999 posted...

You wanna know what failure is? The United Nations as a whole.

Their idea of acting, is to send a strongly worded letter of condemnation, hoping that one of the transgressor's underlings will give them the gist of it.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Awkward after dance sex is still awkward?
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

About an hour, if I eat something with citrus in it. Then every hour upon the hour for the next 24 hours. My ass really hates citrus.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Coffeebeanz posted...

After setting it up, it informs you that it's running Windows 10 "S" and can only install programs from the Windows Store. No third party programs whatsoever. Discovered this after trying to download Chrome.

So I go to the Windows Store and it informs me that I can upgrade to Windows 10 (the normal version) for $49.99, but apparently it's still free because people have bitched so heavily about it. Who would have thought a $1000+ laptop would need a full version of Windows?

So I "upgrade" her computer. When I download Chrome, it asks me twice if I'm sure I want to install it. I click yes both times. Then the install is blocked with the message "Your organization used Windows Defender to block this app," which I thought was curious considering she had just bought this from Best Buy brand new.

So I attempt to Google a solution, but Windows redirects the search to Bing instead. Then I find a weirdly convoluted process by which I had to essentially go into the system's registry and disable a hypervisor and a number of registry security settings. None of these are available in the actual system settings menu.

After doing all that, I proceed to install Chrome. But wait, "did you know Edge uses half as much battery as Chrome?" Windows informs me with a popup.

Then I try to automatically set it to the default browser, but Windows blocks it from being done through Chrome. So I go to system settings and click "default browser". Windows pops up another "did you know Edge is faster than Chrome?" box.

Seriously holy shit what the HELL is wrong with Microsoft?

I can see you are trying to use your computer how you want to, I am not going to offer to help with that

- Clippy.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Anisoptera posted...

I hate that bikinis are made for people that wax their pubic hair.

They do have shorts for girls who prefer not to, ahem, despoil the rainforest.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

CrimsonRage posted...

what do you think you americans are lol

The poor man's Canadian?
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

creativerealms posted...

This is obviously a witch hunt.

Well, Trump does have a wart.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

If your religion is anti-gay, then it's a shit religion.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Antifar posted...

I know this isn't how he means it, but...isn't that kinda what a subpeona makes you do?

A subpoena just forces you to answer questions, on the record, before a committee.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

paladin_man posted...

008Zulu posted...

A larger limit usually brings with it a higher interest rate, and monthly repayment.

Makes no difference when you pay it all at once on time.

Just be sure to read any terms and conditions they send you, banks love being sneaky.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Gafemage posted...

008Zulu posted...

Pickles, tomato, beetroot, pineapple and onion.

Are you Australian? If so, that seems almost treasonous.

Born in America, raised in Australia. Liking beetroot has to be in the Aussie DNA.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

From what I hear, they are re-working the premise of the show so it can continue without Barr's involvement.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

I still play the first 3 occasionally.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Pickles, tomato, beetroot, pineapple and onion.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

A larger limit usually brings with it a higher interest rate, and monthly repayment.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Because, unlike a condom, prayer is reusable.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Rule #1; Don't skimp on footwear.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Spooking posted...

Too bad no turrets or guard towers to prevent MS-13 from getting over. Maybe in the future, but for now, this is great news.

Fun fact about MS13, they are an American gang that originally started in Los Angeles, by white people.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Rick Moranis. He has so many movie opportunities left:

Honey I shrunk the laundry
Honey I shrunk my dick
Honey I can't find the kids again
Honey I got into an accident again and if anyone calls I was in Boise for the last 3 days
Honey Get off my back, i'll find a job!
Honey it's not what it looks like
Honey you're getting fat
Honey your mother is dead part 2

I have always wondered what would happen if he aimed the shrink/enlargement ray at the Earth, or Moon.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

We have two choices;

1- Live in peace with them.

2- Let our collective paranoia start a war we cannot win, and get wiped out.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

I tried it once, was like liquid licorice. Blegh.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Logic bomb broke my brain. Why does being rejected by a woman automatically mean a man won't reject you?
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

I_Stay_Noided posted...

same reason why boobytrapping your house is illegal

Oh... dear.

On an unrelated topic, does anyone here want some medium to large sized sharks? I will include their spacious tank free of charge.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Mission, but it does have multiplayer. Not that anyone is in multi these days.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

It is a squad based shooter, but the A.I squaddies are dumb as rocks. The "enhanced" edition adds a few things, and fixes a few glaring game performance bugs.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

The Earth is a mobius strip. You Flat Earthers are just peddling bad science.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

I actually like it when wasps build around my place. It gives me a valid excuse to fire up my flamethrower.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Trump: I don't want a Trade War. Now watch as I start a Trade War.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

AirJordan2345 posted...

Do you think she can get any kind of hollywood gig anymore?

Maybe, but only on Fox.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Pure awesome;

https://www.snopes.com/ap/2018/05/30/barr-blames-ambien-tweet-drug-maker-replies/
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...

I'm confused. I think the signing is a good thing.

On paper, yes. But, the drugs that haven't passed usually haven't passed for a very good reason; Lack of comprehensive testing. This bill would inadvertently (or maybe intentionally) see thousands of poor people being used as test subjects for various new drugs.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

If I were everyone on that show, I would sue her for lost income.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

He did promise to drain the swamp, and now there is a sinkhole threatening to swallow the White House.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Vertania posted...

Uh...

Aren't Muslims not allowed to drink? You'd think the liquor store clerk might be a little more suspicious.

They are not allowed to drink, but yes, some do. Just like there are Jews that eat pork. Every religion has it's casual members.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

A Trump supporter making a racist comment is not new.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

I'm an Aussie, and since they believe I don't exist, I would be more than happy to knock some sense in to them. And since I don't exist, I cannot be prosecuted.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.