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TopicCE trolled me into buying a Switch; I haven't used it in weeks
spanky1
06/29/18 2:08:09 PM
#19
Lost_All_Senses posted...
People keep telling me to buy a Switch too. Starting to feel like being inducted into a cult if I do.

I've said several times in the past that I honestly feel like I'm being gaslighted on a mass scale with regards to the Switch. Everyone always goes on about how amazing the Switch is, and I'm like, all it is is games that were on the Wii U and I already bought, or even on other consoles or PC. Odyssey is the only legit great game to me, and it's just not enough for a console purchase.

I suppose if you never got a Wii U, then the Switch would be a lot more appealing.
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TopicAverage American spends $1200 on fast food each year.
spanky1
06/29/18 2:05:04 PM
#24
i eat fast food 5 times a week, once each work lunch
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TopicCE trolled me into buying a Switch; I haven't used it in weeks
spanky1
06/29/18 2:00:33 PM
#13
I feel like this is what will happen to me if I buy a Switch. The games on my radar are Mario, Octopath Traveler, and the Monster Hunter rerelease. Other than that though, I either already own the game, or I'm not interested in it.
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Topic"Do you know what sucked? That video game Guitar Hero. "
spanky1
06/29/18 1:58:45 PM
#35
I remember I could play Spoonman on drums in Rockband on expert and basically 100% it back in the day, and then when the latest Rockband came out just a little while ago I tried it, and god damn I could barely pass it. I lost my drumming skill. :(

Also, I'll never understand the "if you just learned to play a real instrument" argument. I mean it's a video game. It's fun. It's easy. It's designed to relax and reward you. It's not a life calling or something. That's like if you watched Netflix and I bitched at you that you should be out learning a life skill not watching a show.
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TopicY'all need to check out this arrest that happened in Canada yesterday
spanky1
06/29/18 1:48:50 PM
#13
Damn that was amazing. I lost it when she went into the cieling right in front of the camera, and then again when she came crashing through the ceiling.

This felt like a scene from The Office or something like that. Or Reno 911.

Also, sidenote, but THIS GUY is the guy you should using a taser on, not somebody sitting on a curb trying to follow commands.
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TopicDamn yo, this patient's daughter had hella nice cleavage >___>
spanky1
06/29/18 1:42:37 PM
#48
NeonOctopus posted...
I can't provide pics but I drew an accurate 1:1 portrayal of what I saw.

krna4yX

The 2 half circles next to each other in her torso present her bilateral mammary glands. The green represents the visible portion of her bra. Note the clear line of sight to both her boob slings as well as the thingy-dingy that attaches said boob slings to each other in order to (unfortunately) prevent the glands from flopping out. Her shirt was unbuttoned way below the bottom of her bra and was basically halfway down her torso with no undershirt at all. Just the bra.

idk why she decided that was formal attire in public in a facility full of strangers, but I'm glad she did >____>

Damn, that's pretty hot, I gotta say. I don't blame you for making this topic or taking the time to draw the picture. The fact that the shirt was buttoned below the bra is worthy of a story.

Also, I have to commend you on drawing her face with the >_> face. Great detail.

I remember one time I saw a girl wearing no bra, and a buttoned shirt kinda thing, but the top buttons were all buttoned, while the BOTTOM buttons were all undone, all the way up to the boobs. Meaning, from the correct angle, you could kinda see the bottom of her boobs. Like, the shirt tended to "part" away towards the center of her torso, exposing areas that shouldn't normally be exposed.
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TopicAmericans are literally given a bill for health care?
spanky1
06/29/18 11:40:23 AM
#14
And anything less than a 25% tip to the hospital is considered rude these days. These people live off of your gratuity, guys. Everyone should work in a hospital at least once to see how it is.
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TopicDamn yo, this patient's daughter had hella nice cleavage >___>
spanky1
06/29/18 11:25:00 AM
#15
TopicMy apartment's rent has increased 100% since I moved in.
spanky1
06/28/18 10:28:35 PM
#27
Rob Cesternino posted...
spanky1 posted...
I'm in a Houston suburb, but it's one of the expensive ones.


I'm guessing Montrose or the Heights.

More outside of Houston, and more north, and more...woodlandy. :P
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TopicMy apartment's rent has increased 100% since I moved in.
spanky1
06/28/18 7:41:55 PM
#14
Insanititious posted...
spanky1 posted...
Not mine personally, but the going rate for a new renter in my same apartment. It was $750 when I first moved here, and now it's $1,571 for a new renter.


only $750? nice

Ten years ago, yeah.
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TopicMy apartment's rent has increased 100% since I moved in.
spanky1
06/28/18 6:28:26 PM
#10
prince_leo posted...
at least you have rent control. mine went up about $50 / month last time I renewed and they acted smug about it

Oh no, I don't have rent control, it's just mine has gone up slower than the new move in rate. So yeah every time I renew mine goes up about 20 to 30 bucks or so.
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TopicMy apartment's rent has increased 100% since I moved in.
spanky1
06/28/18 5:45:31 PM
#5
FLUFFYGERM posted...
When did you move in? Was the building heavily remodeled recently? Expensive part of the country where rental units are in high demand?

Around ten years ago, so yeah lol it's been a while. Still though.

Yeah, they've done remodeling.

I'm in a Houston suburb, but it's one of the expensive ones.

So yeah I get why there's such an increase but still it just blows my mind.
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TopicMy apartment's rent has increased 100% since I moved in.
spanky1
06/28/18 5:43:10 PM
#1
Not mine personally, but the going rate for a new renter in my same apartment. It was $750 when I first moved here, and now it's $1,571 for a new renter.
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TopicThe fuck am I supposed to watch while West World is on break?
spanky1
06/28/18 3:35:18 PM
#2
Without spoiling it, was season 2 of Westworld any good?
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TopicIs it normal for nightclubs to include gratuity?
spanky1
06/28/18 3:25:49 PM
#1
I'm seeing a place get a bunch of low reviews because people are mad that tips are included on bills, and the owner is defending it by saying included gratuity is the norm for nightclubs.

I dunno.
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TopicA baby was treated with a nap and a bottle of formula. His parents received an
spanky1
06/28/18 2:55:57 PM
#23
Sonic the Hedgehog perfectly captures what the American healthcare system is like.
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TopicIf you haven't played Hollow Knight, you should. I was skeptical
spanky1
06/28/18 2:30:58 PM
#23
TheOnionKnight posted...
@spanky1

I think I'm gonna get a Switch this year, so I'll probably get this when I do.

I'm still skeptical though. I've played Salt and Sanctuary, and this game sounds a LOT like Hollow Knight. I didn't dislike S&S, but I didn't really love it either. It was just okay, which is what I always thought HK looks.
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TopicAbout to play Assassins Creed: Origins. Any first time tips?
spanky1
06/28/18 11:37:12 AM
#13
Hexenherz posted...
spanky1 posted...
wtf

why is skimmedmilk literally spoiling the game in this topic.

Eeeehhhh it is kind of a shitty thing to do but realistically it is in like the first hour of a five kajillion year experience.

His second post.
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TopicAbout to play Assassins Creed: Origins. Any first time tips?
spanky1
06/28/18 11:34:53 AM
#11
wtf

why is skimmedmilk literally spoiling the game in this topic.
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TopicSay what you want about The Last Jedi...
spanky1
06/28/18 10:39:00 AM
#57
Honestly it seems like Poe's character was all backwards in the two movies so far. In the first movie, he's respected and a bad ass and is well trusted and sent on super important missions, and in the second movie he's like a hot headed rookie or something and is looked down on. It's like they got it in reverse.
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TopicWhy does Jazz gotta be the black robot
spanky1
06/27/18 5:20:56 PM
#4
Oh and it pisses me off what they did to him in the movie. He's supposed to be second in command to Optimus himself. He was basically a throwaway character in the movie.
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TopicWhy does Jazz gotta be the black robot
spanky1
06/27/18 5:19:12 PM
#3
Fun fact: Jazz was always my favorite Transformer back when I was a kid. This was the generation 1 days, when he was a white Porsche.
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TopicSick fucks hold sreaming 7 year old underwater, forces parents to watch.
spanky1
06/27/18 5:16:06 PM
#64
Rikiaz posted...
Every time I read a topic title like this, Im hoping that its just a /r/peoplefuckingdying topic.

Yeah me too, I was thinking maybe it'd be like someone was giving a dog a bath or something cute like that.
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TopicSay what you want about The Last Jedi...
spanky1
06/27/18 5:11:01 PM
#54
Luke milking an alien udder was one of the best parts of the movie, it gets too much hate.
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TopicHow do people not feel guilt/self-loathing over their kinks/fetishes?
spanky1
06/27/18 5:08:25 PM
#20
I've never understood the feeling of guilt with sex. I mean some people feel guilt after they've fapped to basic vanilla porn, so yeah, don't feel bad.
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TopicHuh, TIL you can run by holding B in Octopath Traveler
spanky1
06/27/18 5:00:45 PM
#15
JE19426 posted...
One of the trailers show that you can go to an inn, and switch to different characters story. Also IIRC in the first demo you could go find the other character available, and recruit them.

This trailer gives the best information I can find:



It's wildly assumed that at the end of the game, the characters join up, and defeat some final boss. I don't think it's been confirmed, and some people think different characters may have different final bosses/final dungeons.

I guess the question I have is if it has different bosses, and dungeons how does the game handle the other characters?

Ahhhhhhhh, I think it's become a hell of a lot more clear, suddenly.

The option at the inn wasn't actually "switch to a different character's story", it was "hear a tale", meaning what's happening is that the character that joined your character can tell you their tale, meaning you the player can go back and play their beginning story. And from that, it sounds like only one character choice is actually required for the entire game, but then you have the option of also playing through the other seven if you want, possibly with a reward system in place of some kind. So the character you first pick is the "main character", the other seven become your party members, and you can optionally play their beginning stories.

That's how I see it.
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TopicNJ very close to passing law to ban/charge you for plastic bags
spanky1
06/27/18 3:38:18 PM
#65
Trayvon posted...
spanky1 posted...
It does reduce the number of plastic bags, actually.

I live in Houston. They give you plastic bags for everything. I visit Austin often, and I hardly ever see a plastic bag. It works


but the plastic is still there for you to pay for if you wanted it.

if business really cared about the environment, they would do away with it all together, both packets of plastic bags they sell on the shelves and the plastic bags offered at the register to carry your purchases. then just use paper bags exclusively

it's nothing but a ruse to get more money out of people under the disguise of being environmentally friendly

Small changes work better than sudden drastic changes. Yes, the plastic is still there, but there's LESS of it. It literally works. Now, you may debate how much a degree of difference it makes, but it does literally result in less plastic bags.
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TopicHuh, TIL you can run by holding B in Octopath Traveler
spanky1
06/27/18 3:14:00 PM
#13
Nuffinz0rz posted...
spanky1 posted...
will I have to play through the game 8 times to see everyone's story?

This is my guess

Does anyone actually know?

I'd prefer it if there was like, a "meetup point" you play to 8 times, and then once you've done it with everyone and everyone is together, you can play the ending of the game with all the characters.

Huh, I'm basically describing Dragon Quest 4. Yeah, I want that.
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TopicNJ very close to passing law to ban/charge you for plastic bags
spanky1
06/27/18 3:10:21 PM
#50
Questionmarktarius posted...
spanky1 posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
Meanwhile, in England...
https://twitter.com/paulgrippa/status/652842725553930240/photo/1

I'm not sure I get this. What's going on here?

Some guy would rather walk home with a shopping cart than pay about 10p for bags.

Oh, is it kinda like in an Aldi, you have to put a quarter in the get a cart and you get it back when you put the cart back?
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TopicNJ very close to passing law to ban/charge you for plastic bags
spanky1
06/27/18 3:09:48 PM
#48
SpiralDrift posted...
This has been a law where I live for like 5 years now and people still show up without their own bags.

And people still get pissy about it, as if carrying a 2 ounce bag into the store is somehow more laborious than carrying the 30 pounds of groceries out. I have no sympathy for those lazy sacks of shit.

The only thing that would annoy me is I don't know how many bags I'm going to need. When I go shopping, it's a huge haul and my entire cart is filled up. So it'd be kinda annoying trying to gauge how many bags I actually need.
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TopicNJ very close to passing law to ban/charge you for plastic bags
spanky1
06/27/18 3:08:50 PM
#45
Trayvon posted...
it's bs

they don't give af about the environment. charging people doesn't put a significant worthwhile dent in saving the planet. people will still always use and need plastic bags.

they will still be producing the same amount of plastic bags and instead of giving people bags for them for free to reuse for their bins or whatever, they will just be charging them for it. or people will have to buy their own plastic bag packs

it's just a way to get more money out of people.

unless you own these businesses I can't believe people support this cuck shit.

if they were serious about this shit they would straight up ban and criminalise plastic bags, but that would be silly

It does reduce the number of plastic bags, actually.

I live in Houston. They give you plastic bags for everything. I visit Austin often, and I hardly ever see a plastic bag. It works.
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TopicWho's getting Octopath Traveler in a couple of weeks?
spanky1
06/27/18 3:07:12 PM
#12
Sunhawk posted...
I remember seeing it for the first time a month or two ago, and I couldn't believe how bad it looked. Granted, I'm not the biggest fans of RPGs, but the graphics were terrible (not old-skool, or retro, but terrible), and it just seemed boring. I expect it'll sale well on its first day out, though, which is just sad.

The graphics are one of the biggest reasons why people are so hyped about it. They love the graphics.

You have very, very different tastes than most people.
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TopicHuh, TIL you can run by holding B in Octopath Traveler
spanky1
06/27/18 3:04:16 PM
#11
I still don't know how this game works. So there's 8 characters, 8 different stories, and they all meet up later? Do you actually play through every story eventually before beating the game? Or just the one you choose and then go on the finale? Or is each story ONLY it's own thing with their own endings and everything?

Basically, am I gonna see everyone's story in one playthrough, or will I have to play through the game 8 times to see everyone's story?
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TopicNJ very close to passing law to ban/charge you for plastic bags
spanky1
06/27/18 2:57:51 PM
#36
Questionmarktarius posted...
Meanwhile, in England...
https://twitter.com/paulgrippa/status/652842725553930240/photo/1

I'm not sure I get this. What's going on here?
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TopicFor The Simpsons, what should be the final couch gag?
spanky1
06/27/18 12:06:42 PM
#22
butthole666 posted...
Im amazed its still on, I dont think I know or have ever met one single person that thinks any kind of positive thought about the show in its current form

I still like it. >_>

Even if it's not as funny, it's still enjoyable to watch. It's comfortable.
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TopicWould you fuck this Hunter chick?
spanky1
06/27/18 10:51:03 AM
#52
Shuto-uke posted...
spanky1 posted...
Shuto-uke posted...
spanky1 posted...
pinky0926 posted...
Shuto-uke posted...

lmao@she calling herself a "sportsman".

Woman, you sat on your ass and pulled a trigger to end a beautiful, majestic life. Wake me up when you do something physical.


Putting all other comments and discussion aside, this in particular tickled me. Hunting is pretty physical. Also she's clearly in great shape.

You always see comments like this when it comes to hunting. People always like to boil it down to just pulling a trigger.

It takes a lot of work to bag a deer like this


Is chess a sport? What about competitive video gaming?

My post is in regards to "boiling it down to pulling a trigger". I don't care what is considered a sport and what isn't.


ok cool.

So are chess and competitive gaming sports?

I honestly don't know.
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TopicHow far am I in the Witcher 3?
spanky1
06/27/18 10:50:09 AM
#21
I'd say you should go ahead and do all the ? on the White Orchard map, but once you get to the open world you can mostly ignore them, just do them if you come across them.

How do you spend seven hours in White Orchard though? >_>
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TopicToday I start The Witcher 3
spanky1
06/27/18 10:41:13 AM
#31
Russman posted...
I heard you couldnt go back to an area when you finish it? Is this true?

No you can go back.
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TopicGirlfriend told people at a party that we haven't had sex in a month.
spanky1
06/27/18 10:37:38 AM
#92
Sounds like two issues going on here. The lack of sex is one, and it's a fairly mundane issue. It happens. Couples go through this. Sex just becomes less frequent. Yeah you should probably have more sex but whatever, it's not too terribly interesting of a problem.

Her humiliating you in public is a far more concerning issue. And no it doesn't necessarily mean she's putting it out there for other guys to potentially come get her. What it is, is a classic abusive move. Belittling or putting down a partner in public in front of friends is something that abusers do. You need to stop that shit immediately before it becomes more comfortable for her. It is not something you do to your partner. I've seen it before and it's a very ugly thing and it never ends well. It can grow and escalate to the point where your woman is just always putting you down for any number of things in front of people.
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TopicWould you fuck this Hunter chick?
spanky1
06/27/18 10:21:26 AM
#43
Shuto-uke posted...
spanky1 posted...
pinky0926 posted...
Shuto-uke posted...

lmao@she calling herself a "sportsman".

Woman, you sat on your ass and pulled a trigger to end a beautiful, majestic life. Wake me up when you do something physical.


Putting all other comments and discussion aside, this in particular tickled me. Hunting is pretty physical. Also she's clearly in great shape.

You always see comments like this when it comes to hunting. People always like to boil it down to just pulling a trigger.

It takes a lot of work to bag a deer like this


Is chess a sport? What about competitive video gaming?

My post is in regards to "boiling it down to pulling a trigger". I don't care what is considered a sport and what isn't.
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TopicWould you fuck this Hunter chick?
spanky1
06/27/18 10:13:30 AM
#37
Shuto-uke posted...
Sephiroth1288 posted...
I bet half the people in the comments post pictures of their steak dinners on insta and see no problem with it

As if paying someone else to kill an animal raised in captivity and showing off its desiccated body part is somehow more pure than doing it all yourself


Not sure what your point is

He's obviously attempting to point out hypocrisy. How could you not get that?
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TopicWould you fuck this Hunter chick?
spanky1
06/27/18 10:11:54 AM
#35
pinky0926 posted...
Shuto-uke posted...

lmao@she calling herself a "sportsman".

Woman, you sat on your ass and pulled a trigger to end a beautiful, majestic life. Wake me up when you do something physical.


Putting all other comments and discussion aside, this in particular tickled me. Hunting is pretty physical. Also she's clearly in great shape.

You always see comments like this when it comes to hunting. People always like to boil it down to just pulling a trigger.

It takes a lot of work to bag a deer like this
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Topicteen kills himself, people believe it's because of doki doki literature club
spanky1
06/26/18 5:22:08 PM
#27
Oh, and that box in the article "What is Doki Doki Literature Club?" does a HORRIBLE job of explaining what the actual issue is. Because when you look at the artwork it looks just fine.
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Topicteen kills himself, people believe it's because of doki doki literature club
spanky1
06/26/18 5:20:51 PM
#26
Ahh, I just looked at the wikipedia article on it. So it is in fact a horror game, masquarading as a cutsie dating sim. That's actually very interesting! It makes me want to possibly try it out, when I would have just ignored it.

But yeah this father is nuts. I mean it's a graphic horror story. One of millions. It probably shouldn't be played by people under 17 to begin with.
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Topicteen kills himself, people believe it's because of doki doki literature club
spanky1
06/26/18 5:14:09 PM
#21
DocileOrangeCup posted...
spanky1 posted...
wtf it looks like a cutsie anime visual novel

It is, it's a troll article

But are there depictions of suicide and self harm and stuff like it says in the article?
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Topicteen kills himself, people believe it's because of doki doki literature club
spanky1
06/26/18 5:09:51 PM
#19
wtf it looks like a cutsie anime visual novel
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TopicWhy does a lot of CE have a tall/muscle/foot fetish?
spanky1
06/26/18 5:03:40 PM
#2
I like tall and muscle but feet don't do anything for me.

I like the snu snu stuff, basically.
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TopicHow you feel about those two porn sisters that do naughty stuff with each other?
spanky1
06/26/18 3:46:14 PM
#22
TopicPorn star says torrenting her work is stealing
spanky1
06/26/18 3:45:14 PM
#143
bring on the prolapse porn
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TopicWhy do people take drugs like cocaine and heroin?
spanky1
06/26/18 12:52:24 PM
#3
They usually start when they're young and dumb. People make all kinds of mistakes when they're young.
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