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TopicWhy don't they install giant fans in cities to keep the temperature down?
0AbsoluteZero0
07/16/18 8:53:57 PM
#2
Build the fan! Build the fan!
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-The Admirable
Topicwhy is my crush using colored letters to type in her emails to me, but to her.
0AbsoluteZero0
07/16/18 8:52:35 PM
#30
Sorry TC, take the L and move on man. Youre just gonna come off as creepy/desperate if you keep pushing the issue.
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-The Admirable
Topicorder dominoes, drinking beers, watching home-run derby, fucking off AMA
0AbsoluteZero0
07/16/18 8:20:14 PM
#14
I learned from the best @TheDarkCircle

Also I think Harper is gonna win too
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-The Admirable
Topicorder dominoes, drinking beers, watching home-run derby, fucking off AMA
0AbsoluteZero0
07/16/18 8:16:57 PM
#11
Heck yeah, I just turned on the Derby bro
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-The Admirable
TopicWhat was the first game system in your life
0AbsoluteZero0
07/16/18 8:09:17 PM
#2
NES then SNES
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-The Admirable
Topicwhy is my crush using colored letters to type in her emails to me, but to her.
0AbsoluteZero0
07/16/18 8:07:25 PM
#25
visualboy2003 posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
visualboy2003 posted...
i asked if she likes me, but she said she doesn't want to date yet.

When did that happen? And yet?

like last week.

Damn. Well her saying she doesnt want to date yet is a very bad sign. Unless she has a really good reason like having just gotten out of an abusive relationship, she was probably just letting you down gently man.
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-The Admirable
Topicwhy is my crush using colored letters to type in her emails to me, but to her.
0AbsoluteZero0
07/16/18 8:04:50 PM
#20
visualboy2003 posted...
i asked if she likes me, but she said she doesn't want to date yet.

When did that happen? And yet?
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-The Admirable
Topicwhy is my crush using colored letters to type in her emails to me, but to her.
0AbsoluteZero0
07/16/18 7:57:58 PM
#12
catboy0_0 posted...
Yomi posted...
Ask her.

don't do this

Why not?
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-The Admirable
TopicRupert Murdoch's torso-face will haunt your dreams.
0AbsoluteZero0
07/16/18 7:51:00 PM
#3
It seems more like a look of determination to me
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-The Admirable
TopicGoddamn I need to get laid
0AbsoluteZero0
07/16/18 7:46:54 PM
#4
Surely youre not that unattractive
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-The Admirable
TopicTfw you remember Sailor Moon is 14 at the beginning of the show
0AbsoluteZero0
07/16/18 7:43:22 PM
#25
LedZeppelin posted...
Delirious_Beard posted...
for a decent portion of CE that isn't a problem

didnt @electricbugs2 say they peak at that age?

Haha, youre still salty about bugs awesome car huh Hoth?
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-The Admirable
TopicExperimental CYOA: You might be trapped in a simulation
0AbsoluteZero0
07/16/18 7:31:36 PM
#108
Give the lovely dagger to Evi to equip. Swap the training spear for the pipe for our equips.
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-The Admirable
TopicAnother black guy killed by the cops, supposedly.
0AbsoluteZero0
07/16/18 7:20:41 PM
#21
Im not a big fan of cops myself but this shooting was 100% justified based on the video. He made several blatant reaches towards the holstered handgun on his hip, he very easily could have been about to whip around and shoot at the officers.
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TopicDonald Trump is a great president.
0AbsoluteZero0
07/16/18 6:18:13 PM
#3
PandaMaster topic
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-The Admirable
TopicThe guy who RUINED my life is now a bank manager
0AbsoluteZero0
07/16/18 5:49:16 PM
#42
This cant be real, right?
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TopicI got a free tarot reading and it was kinda eerie.
0AbsoluteZero0
07/16/18 5:25:38 PM
#16
Awesome posted...
thats because some people communicate with beings most of us cant see and are told things. most likely you have 1 or more beings attached to you and they were telling the guy everything, or he read your mind.

We already know youre a joke dude, you can dial it back a bit
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-The Admirable
TopicIs my girlfriend hot or not?
0AbsoluteZero0
07/16/18 3:41:46 PM
#68
Lorenzo_2003 posted...
BlueBoy675 posted...
She pretty. CE tends to have pretty ridiculous standards for women so I wouldn't take some of these posts too personally


TC asked if she is hot. Hot is subjective, but I think any reasonable person would consider hot to be a very high (read: pretty ridiculous) standard of attractiveness.

We can say she is pretty, but not hot, and have both statements be true, at least as opinions go.

Yeah, I agree with that. Definitely pretty, but shes not quite hot.
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-The Admirable
TopicI think we can now say that ISIS' time is over. People hardly mention them now.
0AbsoluteZero0
07/16/18 10:56:02 AM
#4
Thanks Obama.
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-The Admirable
TopicI just accused a fellow coworker of having a bad case of Mondays
0AbsoluteZero0
07/16/18 10:50:36 AM
#7
That is not something a nice guy would do, FV
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-The Admirable
TopicBush: Declared war
0AbsoluteZero0
07/16/18 8:56:11 AM
#7
clearaflagrantj posted...
DevsBro: Made a shitpost

Standard DevBro topic lol
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-The Admirable
TopicPSA: It's YEA or nay, NOT yay or nay
0AbsoluteZero0
07/16/18 1:51:39 AM
#9
Timohtep posted...
I want to make this topic all the time

Thank you tc

No problem. At least 90% of those topics say yay or nay in the title, and it always bugs me a little when I see it.

DavidWong posted...
"aye" > "yea"

I could get on board with this. Aye or nay? sounds pretty good.

TheDarkCircle posted...
@0AbsoluteZero0 is a good guy, GREAT guy!

All those in favor, say yay!

*audience yays!*

Three cheers for @TheDarkCircle !
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-The Admirable
TopicPSA: It's YEA or nay, NOT yay or nay
0AbsoluteZero0
07/16/18 1:41:47 AM
#1
Yea is what you say when you indicate that you are in favor of something. Yay is an expression indicating joy or excitement, and thats it.

Please stop repeating this embarrassing mistake in the future, CE.
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-The Admirable
TopicI got diagnosed with Lyme Disease today.
0AbsoluteZero0
07/16/18 1:08:19 AM
#14
Verdekal posted...
I found the tick on my ankle about 3 weeks ago and pulled the whole thing off pretty easily. It was still small and not engorged so I didn't think much of it. My doctor said to just keep an eye on it.

I noticed the red circle this morning and stopped at a local clinic since it's Sunday. They observed it and agreed that Lyme was likely. They took my blood to confirm and prescribed minocycline.

Holy shit dude, this is weirdly similar to my experience from a month ago. I pulled what I thought was a small scab off of my ankle before realizing it was an unengorged deer tick. I didnt develop a rash, but the initial wound site still hadnt gone away a couple of days later, so I was a little freaked out.

I went to the doctor and they told me that it was very unlikely that I would have contracted Lyme since the tick was unengorged - they said transmission is rare if the tick hasnt been on you for at least 30 hours or so. He still prescribed me a weeks worth of doxycycline to be on the safe side, and thankfully nothing more ever came of it.

Anyway I thought this was interesting. I hope your treatment goes well, TC.
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-The Admirable
TopicDavid cross is a hack
0AbsoluteZero0
07/16/18 12:18:47 AM
#22
HypnoCoosh posted...
Yeah but people didnt pay for my entertainment

Not with money, but we still pay for your posts when we lose IQ points from reading them
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-The Admirable
TopicWhat do you call a moderator flying a plane?
0AbsoluteZero0
07/16/18 12:15:27 AM
#7
Antifar posted...
Pilot Error

Antifar posted...
I am proud of this joke and will not let it go ignored

Well I for one greatly appreciated it. You win the topic, sir
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-The Admirable
TopicShort hair Kaley Cuoco, yay or nay?
0AbsoluteZero0
07/15/18 10:55:22 PM
#19
YoshitoKikuchi posted...
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
She is like the prime example of short hair turning a 10 into a 3.


:(

I mean 10 is super generous for her even with long hair. And she looks like hot garbage with that butch shaved sides hairstyle sooo
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-The Admirable
TopicCYOA: You've been hypnotized into lying every time you speak.
0AbsoluteZero0
07/15/18 10:39:47 PM
#55
Another A here
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-The Admirable
TopicShort hair Kaley Cuoco, yay or nay?
0AbsoluteZero0
07/15/18 9:51:55 PM
#8
Yikes, she looks like she had a stroke in the OP
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-The Admirable
TopicSo wait, Russian support for Trump is bad, but English support for Hillary is..?
0AbsoluteZero0
07/15/18 9:49:29 PM
#21
On_The_Edge posted...
ThanksUglyGod posted...
On_The_Edge posted...
I'm not a troll

I support Trump

Pick one

Lol ok keep on thinking all Trump supporters are trolls and Russian bots if you want to lose again in 2020

I can somewhat understand people who supported Trump in 2016, he was still a bit of an enigma and Hillary was garbage too.

However, I do believe that anyone who still unquestioningly supports Trump after his dismal leadership to this point is either trolling or a complete moron.
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-The Admirable
TopicSo wait, Russian support for Trump is bad, but English support for Hillary is..?
0AbsoluteZero0
07/15/18 8:47:07 PM
#5
The conservatroll tag never fails. You guys make it too obvious lol
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-The Admirable
TopicI got in a car accident last night
0AbsoluteZero0
07/15/18 8:32:07 PM
#11
DoubleDare posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
i mean yeah her fault but sucks because your insurance will probably go up too


Why would it go up if its her fault?

It doesnt make much sense but I have heard of this happening
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-The Admirable
TopicFun fact: all the Koopa Kids are pop culture references
0AbsoluteZero0
07/15/18 8:19:56 PM
#11
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
*were

What? Its entirely appropriate for TC to use are in this situation.
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-The Admirable
TopicFun fact: all the Koopa Kids are pop culture references
0AbsoluteZero0
07/15/18 8:14:12 PM
#4
Larry David
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-The Admirable
TopicHow does one slide into a girl's DMs?
0AbsoluteZero0
07/15/18 8:01:28 PM
#64
the first one was about how someone who looks like her once contacted me out of the blue around a year ago

????
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-The Admirable
TopicWould you date a girl with this body type?
0AbsoluteZero0
07/15/18 5:45:39 PM
#3
Nah, her elbows are disgustingly pointy
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-The Admirable
TopicExperimental CYOA: You might be trapped in a simulation
0AbsoluteZero0
07/15/18 5:35:22 PM
#99
Have Evi create a diversion and attempt to steal a badass weapon (or anything else we can manage to get away with)
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-The Admirable
TopicEven Fox News is WTFing at trump right now.
0AbsoluteZero0
07/15/18 4:29:25 PM
#17
BlueBoy675 posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Jesus Christ. I just hope the damage hes doing to our relationships with our allies doesnt take forever to undo when hes gone

I wanna believe that they're smart enough to realize that Trump is a moron and to not take anything he says seriously and then when he's out we'll all have a big laugh about it

I wanna believe :(

Yeah, Im in the same boat as you there man. I think its a possibility if Trumps voted out in 2020 and we can admit the mistake and treat our allies with respect again.

However, if he gets re-elected, there wont be any way to write off his presidency as a silly one-time error that the voters wont make again...
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-The Admirable
TopicEven Fox News is WTFing at trump right now.
0AbsoluteZero0
07/15/18 4:08:18 PM
#7
Jesus Christ. I just hope the damage hes doing to our relationships with our allies doesnt take forever to undo when hes gone
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-The Admirable
TopicCave rescuer on Musk: "It was a PR stunt. It had no chance of working"
0AbsoluteZero0
07/14/18 10:38:16 AM
#8
shockthemonkey posted...
But Elon Musk is the only man who can save humanity!

@FLUFFYGERM
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-The Admirable
TopicPeople always call me a troll when I'm just being logical
0AbsoluteZero0
07/14/18 9:43:30 AM
#3
>logical
>deupd

pick one
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-The Admirable
Topicdamn i got 4 accounts b7 in one month
0AbsoluteZero0
07/14/18 9:05:14 AM
#8
Mods hate him. Learn his secret by clicking here
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-The Admirable
TopicMan protects beer from falling tree limb; leaves wife to fend for herself
0AbsoluteZero0
07/14/18 4:06:56 AM
#27
DoomsSD posted...
Lol at the dude in the background that just falls over too.

That truly made the video great, especially in slow mo
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-The Admirable
TopicOh shit, "You doing anything fun this weekend?" is code, right?
0AbsoluteZero0
07/13/18 6:18:50 PM
#17
Hayame Zero posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
We need more context, TC.


Coworker who also goes to my gym asks about things I'm into a lot. Goes to walk during break the same time as me, and walks WITH me . And asks if I'm doing anything this weekend. She's asked this a couple of times. She's naming off places she likes to do that I've already mentioned I liked. Also, when I got back to my desk earlier, she IM'ed her number.

I mean, I have trouble with signals, but goddamn if I'm not gonna find any signals more telling than these. These are pretty fucking blatant.

It doesnt get a lot more clear than this (especially with her sending you her number). Make your move bro, shes trying to nudge you into asking. You should be golden - let us know how it goes!
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-The Admirable
TopicI didn't know DMX was super homophobic
0AbsoluteZero0
07/13/18 6:10:03 PM
#9
Dark_SilverX posted...
tremain07 posted...
It's pretty well known in the black community that homophobia is pretty strong

not really

I dunno, Ive always gotten the impression that black communities tend to be more homophobic in general
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-The Admirable
TopicMiami Homeless Adventure update
0AbsoluteZero0
07/13/18 5:53:37 PM
#39
goldenBoi45 posted...
@0AbsoluteZero00AbsoluteZero0 posted...
goldenBoi45 posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
I have like 170 in food stamps because my card just keeps uploading even though I applied like 8 months ago and it was in Maryland lol.

That sounds like fraud bro. Im sure you probably dont care, but still...


It's not fraud, they give you 6 months of food stamps. My card uploaded 2 extra months, I can't really help that

Im pretty sure its still considered fraudulent to spend government funds when you know they were distributed in error. Also, arent you required to be a Maryland resident to receive food stamps from the state?


I qualify for food stamps here in Miami bro, I'm homeless. I just haven't applied because I'm still receiving them from Maryland. Going and applying now would give me TWO food stamp cards with money on them, now that would be fraudulent.

Why do people on CE always go out of their way to try to make people look bad? Then you even make a little passive aggressive comment "Not that you care but..." like dude, stfu lol

Lmao, youre not a resident of Maryland yet youre still spending their food stamp funds past when you were supposed to stop receiving them at all. Yes, if you doubled down and got them in Miami right now that would be clear cut fraud, but I think what youre doing currently still probably qualifies as such since you havent lived in Maryland for a while. The best thing to do would be to notify the Maryland program that youre not living there anymore and stop using their food stamps, and apply for new benefits in Florida.

And chill out about the probably wont care comment. I only say that because if you got popped for selling weed to random strangers on the beach you probably dont give a fuck about whether youre committing welfare fraud or not. I just thought it might be nice for you to have a heads up in case you werent aware.
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-The Admirable
TopicHouse conservatives prep push to impeach Rosenstein
0AbsoluteZero0
07/13/18 5:40:31 PM
#10
Jesus fucking Christ. Its a truly frightening thought that a major political party could collude with a foreign adversary to win an election and subsequently sabotage the investigation into its misdeeds. It really seems like there should be better protections in place to prevent any bullshit and ensure investigations are independent, fair, and seen through to completion.
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-The Admirable
TopicOh shit, "You doing anything fun this weekend?" is code, right?
0AbsoluteZero0
07/13/18 5:36:04 PM
#13
We need more context, TC.
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