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Topic | Why don't they install giant fans in cities to keep the temperature down? |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/16/18 8:53:57 PM #2 | Build the fan! Build the fan! --- -The Admirable |
Topic | why is my crush using colored letters to type in her emails to me, but to her. |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/16/18 8:52:35 PM #30 | Sorry TC, take the L and move on man. Youre just gonna come off as creepy/desperate if you keep pushing the issue. --- -The Admirable |
Topic | order dominoes, drinking beers, watching home-run derby, fucking off AMA |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/16/18 8:20:14 PM #14 | |
Topic | order dominoes, drinking beers, watching home-run derby, fucking off AMA |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/16/18 8:16:57 PM #11 | Heck yeah, I just turned on the Derby bro --- -The Admirable |
Topic | What was the first game system in your life |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/16/18 8:09:17 PM #2 | NES then SNES --- -The Admirable |
Topic | why is my crush using colored letters to type in her emails to me, but to her. |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/16/18 8:07:25 PM #25 | visualboy2003 posted... 0AbsoluteZero0 posted...visualboy2003 posted...i asked if she likes me, but she said she doesn't want to date yet. Damn. Well her saying she doesnt want to date yet is a very bad sign. Unless she has a really good reason like having just gotten out of an abusive relationship, she was probably just letting you down gently man. --- -The Admirable |
Topic | why is my crush using colored letters to type in her emails to me, but to her. |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/16/18 8:04:50 PM #20 | visualboy2003 posted... i asked if she likes me, but she said she doesn't want to date yet. When did that happen? And yet? --- -The Admirable |
Topic | why is my crush using colored letters to type in her emails to me, but to her. |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/16/18 7:57:58 PM #12 | catboy0_0 posted... Yomi posted...Ask her. Why not? --- -The Admirable |
Topic | Rupert Murdoch's torso-face will haunt your dreams. |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/16/18 7:51:00 PM #3 | It seems more like a look of determination to me --- -The Admirable |
Topic | Goddamn I need to get laid |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/16/18 7:46:54 PM #4 | Surely youre not that unattractive --- -The Admirable |
Topic | Tfw you remember Sailor Moon is 14 at the beginning of the show |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/16/18 7:43:22 PM #25 | LedZeppelin posted... Delirious_Beard posted...for a decent portion of CE that isn't a problem Haha, youre still salty about bugs awesome car huh Hoth? --- -The Admirable |
Topic | Experimental CYOA: You might be trapped in a simulation |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/16/18 7:31:36 PM #108 | Give the lovely dagger to Evi to equip. Swap the training spear for the pipe for our equips. --- -The Admirable |
Topic | Another black guy killed by the cops, supposedly. |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/16/18 7:20:41 PM #21 | Im not a big fan of cops myself but this shooting was 100% justified based on the video. He made several blatant reaches towards the holstered handgun on his hip, he very easily could have been about to whip around and shoot at the officers. --- -The Admirable |
Topic | Donald Trump is a great president. |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/16/18 6:18:13 PM #3 | PandaMaster topic --- -The Admirable |
Topic | The guy who RUINED my life is now a bank manager |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/16/18 5:49:16 PM #42 | This cant be real, right? --- -The Admirable |
Topic | I got a free tarot reading and it was kinda eerie. |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/16/18 5:25:38 PM #16 | Awesome posted... thats because some people communicate with beings most of us cant see and are told things. most likely you have 1 or more beings attached to you and they were telling the guy everything, or he read your mind. We already know youre a joke dude, you can dial it back a bit --- -The Admirable |
Topic | Is my girlfriend hot or not? |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/16/18 3:41:46 PM #68 | Lorenzo_2003 posted... BlueBoy675 posted...She pretty. CE tends to have pretty ridiculous standards for women so I wouldn't take some of these posts too personally Yeah, I agree with that. Definitely pretty, but shes not quite hot. --- -The Admirable |
Topic | I think we can now say that ISIS' time is over. People hardly mention them now. |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/16/18 10:56:02 AM #4 | Thanks Obama. --- -The Admirable |
Topic | I just accused a fellow coworker of having a bad case of Mondays |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/16/18 10:50:36 AM #7 | That is not something a nice guy would do, FV --- -The Admirable |
Topic | Bush: Declared war |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/16/18 8:56:11 AM #7 | clearaflagrantj posted... DevsBro: Made a shitpost Standard DevBro topic lol --- -The Admirable |
Topic | PSA: It's YEA or nay, NOT yay or nay |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/16/18 1:51:39 AM #9 | Timohtep posted... I want to make this topic all the time No problem. At least 90% of those topics say yay or nay in the title, and it always bugs me a little when I see it. DavidWong posted... "aye" > "yea" I could get on board with this. Aye or nay? sounds pretty good. TheDarkCircle posted... @0AbsoluteZero0 is a good guy, GREAT guy! Three cheers for @TheDarkCircle ! --- -The Admirable |
Topic | PSA: It's YEA or nay, NOT yay or nay |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/16/18 1:41:47 AM #1 | Yea is what you say when you indicate that you are in favor of something. Yay is an expression indicating joy or excitement, and thats it. Please stop repeating this embarrassing mistake in the future, CE. --- -The Admirable |
Topic | I got diagnosed with Lyme Disease today. |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/16/18 1:08:19 AM #14 | Verdekal posted... I found the tick on my ankle about 3 weeks ago and pulled the whole thing off pretty easily. It was still small and not engorged so I didn't think much of it. My doctor said to just keep an eye on it. Holy shit dude, this is weirdly similar to my experience from a month ago. I pulled what I thought was a small scab off of my ankle before realizing it was an unengorged deer tick. I didnt develop a rash, but the initial wound site still hadnt gone away a couple of days later, so I was a little freaked out. I went to the doctor and they told me that it was very unlikely that I would have contracted Lyme since the tick was unengorged - they said transmission is rare if the tick hasnt been on you for at least 30 hours or so. He still prescribed me a weeks worth of doxycycline to be on the safe side, and thankfully nothing more ever came of it. Anyway I thought this was interesting. I hope your treatment goes well, TC. --- -The Admirable |
Topic | David cross is a hack |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/16/18 12:18:47 AM #22 | HypnoCoosh posted... Yeah but people didnt pay for my entertainment Not with money, but we still pay for your posts when we lose IQ points from reading them --- -The Admirable |
Topic | What do you call a moderator flying a plane? |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/16/18 12:15:27 AM #7 | Antifar posted... Pilot Error Antifar posted... I am proud of this joke and will not let it go ignored Well I for one greatly appreciated it. You win the topic, sir --- -The Admirable |
Topic | Short hair Kaley Cuoco, yay or nay? |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/15/18 10:55:22 PM #19 | YoshitoKikuchi posted... gatorsPENSbucs posted...She is like the prime example of short hair turning a 10 into a 3. I mean 10 is super generous for her even with long hair. And she looks like hot garbage with that butch shaved sides hairstyle sooo --- -The Admirable |
Topic | CYOA: You've been hypnotized into lying every time you speak. |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/15/18 10:39:47 PM #55 | Another A here --- -The Admirable |
Topic | Short hair Kaley Cuoco, yay or nay? |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/15/18 9:51:55 PM #8 | Yikes, she looks like she had a stroke in the OP --- -The Admirable |
Topic | So wait, Russian support for Trump is bad, but English support for Hillary is..? |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/15/18 9:49:29 PM #21 | On_The_Edge posted... ThanksUglyGod posted...On_The_Edge posted...I'm not a trollI support Trump I can somewhat understand people who supported Trump in 2016, he was still a bit of an enigma and Hillary was garbage too. However, I do believe that anyone who still unquestioningly supports Trump after his dismal leadership to this point is either trolling or a complete moron. --- -The Admirable |
Topic | So wait, Russian support for Trump is bad, but English support for Hillary is..? |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/15/18 8:47:07 PM #5 | The conservatroll tag never fails. You guys make it too obvious lol --- -The Admirable |
Topic | I got in a car accident last night |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/15/18 8:32:07 PM #11 | DoubleDare posted... Muffinz0rz posted...i mean yeah her fault but sucks because your insurance will probably go up too It doesnt make much sense but I have heard of this happening --- -The Admirable |
Topic | Fun fact: all the Koopa Kids are pop culture references |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/15/18 8:19:56 PM #11 | RoboLaserGandhi posted... *were What? Its entirely appropriate for TC to use are in this situation. --- -The Admirable |
Topic | Fun fact: all the Koopa Kids are pop culture references |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/15/18 8:14:12 PM #4 | Larry David --- -The Admirable |
Topic | How does one slide into a girl's DMs? |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/15/18 8:01:28 PM #64 | the first one was about how someone who looks like her once contacted me out of the blue around a year ago ???? --- -The Admirable |
Topic | Would you date a girl with this body type? |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/15/18 5:45:39 PM #3 | Nah, her elbows are disgustingly pointy --- -The Admirable |
Topic | Experimental CYOA: You might be trapped in a simulation |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/15/18 5:35:22 PM #99 | Have Evi create a diversion and attempt to steal a badass weapon (or anything else we can manage to get away with) --- -The Admirable |
Topic | Even Fox News is WTFing at trump right now. |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/15/18 4:29:25 PM #17 | BlueBoy675 posted... 0AbsoluteZero0 posted...Jesus Christ. I just hope the damage hes doing to our relationships with our allies doesnt take forever to undo when hes gone Yeah, Im in the same boat as you there man. I think its a possibility if Trumps voted out in 2020 and we can admit the mistake and treat our allies with respect again. However, if he gets re-elected, there wont be any way to write off his presidency as a silly one-time error that the voters wont make again... --- -The Admirable |
Topic | Even Fox News is WTFing at trump right now. |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/15/18 4:08:18 PM #7 | Jesus Christ. I just hope the damage hes doing to our relationships with our allies doesnt take forever to undo when hes gone --- -The Admirable |
Topic | Cave rescuer on Musk: "It was a PR stunt. It had no chance of working" |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/14/18 10:38:16 AM #8 | shockthemonkey posted... But Elon Musk is the only man who can save humanity! @FLUFFYGERM --- -The Admirable |
Topic | People always call me a troll when I'm just being logical |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/14/18 9:43:30 AM #3 | >logical >deupd pick one --- -The Admirable |
Topic | damn i got 4 accounts b7 in one month |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/14/18 9:05:14 AM #8 | Mods hate him. Learn his secret by clicking here --- -The Admirable |
Topic | Man protects beer from falling tree limb; leaves wife to fend for herself |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/14/18 4:06:56 AM #27 | DoomsSD posted... Lol at the dude in the background that just falls over too. That truly made the video great, especially in slow mo --- -The Admirable |
Topic | Oh shit, "You doing anything fun this weekend?" is code, right? |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/13/18 6:18:50 PM #17 | Hayame Zero posted... 0AbsoluteZero0 posted...We need more context, TC. It doesnt get a lot more clear than this (especially with her sending you her number). Make your move bro, shes trying to nudge you into asking. You should be golden - let us know how it goes! --- -The Admirable |
Topic | I didn't know DMX was super homophobic |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/13/18 6:10:03 PM #9 | Dark_SilverX posted... tremain07 posted...It's pretty well known in the black community that homophobia is pretty strong I dunno, Ive always gotten the impression that black communities tend to be more homophobic in general --- -The Admirable |
Topic | Miami Homeless Adventure update |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/13/18 5:53:37 PM #39 | goldenBoi45 posted... @0AbsoluteZero00AbsoluteZero0 posted...goldenBoi45 posted...0AbsoluteZero0 posted...I have like 170 in food stamps because my card just keeps uploading even though I applied like 8 months ago and it was in Maryland lol. Lmao, youre not a resident of Maryland yet youre still spending their food stamp funds past when you were supposed to stop receiving them at all. Yes, if you doubled down and got them in Miami right now that would be clear cut fraud, but I think what youre doing currently still probably qualifies as such since you havent lived in Maryland for a while. The best thing to do would be to notify the Maryland program that youre not living there anymore and stop using their food stamps, and apply for new benefits in Florida. And chill out about the probably wont care comment. I only say that because if you got popped for selling weed to random strangers on the beach you probably dont give a fuck about whether youre committing welfare fraud or not. I just thought it might be nice for you to have a heads up in case you werent aware. --- -The Admirable |
Topic | House conservatives prep push to impeach Rosenstein |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/13/18 5:40:31 PM #10 | Jesus fucking Christ. Its a truly frightening thought that a major political party could collude with a foreign adversary to win an election and subsequently sabotage the investigation into its misdeeds. It really seems like there should be better protections in place to prevent any bullshit and ensure investigations are independent, fair, and seen through to completion. --- -The Admirable |
Topic | Oh shit, "You doing anything fun this weekend?" is code, right? |
0AbsoluteZero0 07/13/18 5:36:04 PM #13 | We need more context, TC. --- -The Admirable |
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