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TopicRate that animal ~ Day 1649 ~ Bearded Dragon
Smiffwilm
03/19/18 2:29:50 AM
#3
Their fanciness.

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TopicWhy did Dave Chappelle get so buff?
Smiffwilm
03/19/18 2:24:03 AM
#16
Because sometimes bodyguards aren't enough.
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TopicPost a gif ITT
Smiffwilm
03/18/18 7:39:30 PM
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Topicholy hell i almost bust out laughing during a customer complaint today
Smiffwilm
03/18/18 11:36:39 AM
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TopicRate that animal ~ Day 1647 ~ Koala
Smiffwilm
03/17/18 12:33:35 AM
#2
Their sneakiness....

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TopicFox "News" is full of hypocrisy.
Smiffwilm
03/16/18 4:27:33 PM
#12
Is it really hypocrisy when they are completely aware and proud of their hypocrisy?

Yes, it still is.
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TopicRate that animal ~ Day 1646 ~ Fox
Smiffwilm
03/16/18 2:01:30 AM
#3
My favorite thing is how it can do a barrel roll.

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TopicDamn, Bridge collapse in Florida; 6-10 ppl killed...
Smiffwilm
03/15/18 6:42:18 PM
#6
Far-Queue posted...
Ban Florida.

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TopicCan you imagine a comic book where the characters never change pose...
Smiffwilm
03/15/18 5:00:33 PM
#6
No but I know a web comic similar to what you are saying...

http://www.qwantz.com/

Chaos_Echo posted...
Dinosaur Comics?

Guess I wasn't first to think of it lol.
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TopicWhat is sex?
Smiffwilm
03/14/18 6:39:33 PM
#11
A miserable pile of bodily fluids.
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TopicWhat should go on a pizza?
Smiffwilm
03/14/18 5:31:32 AM
#28
The things you like on a pizza obviously.
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TopicRate that animal ~ Day 1644 ~ Chicken
Smiffwilm
03/14/18 3:36:43 AM
#5
Uhhhh everybody? Is no one able to tell that TC is a giant chicken?

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Topicholy shit Stephen Hawking is dead
Smiffwilm
03/14/18 12:23:41 AM
#19
Perhaps now he'll be able to play against the real Albert Einstein and Issac Newton now :-(

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TopicBest dipping sauce?
Smiffwilm
03/13/18 12:19:32 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
Zeus posted...
Smiffwilm posted...
I'll do tc a favor and rephrase the question that shows what they are meaning to ask in a clearer way.

You have one or more of every possible dipping type of food in existence. However, you can only choose one sauce to use with any of it. Which one would you choose?

With that in mind, either ketchup or BBQ sauce for me. Eh I'll give it to BBQ sauce.


Wouldn't that depend on what you're eating?

Basically, yes. I understand that's they are trying to help us. But it doesn't change the fact that the sauce still depends on what you're eating...


I get what you guys are meaning. It's obviously situational based on whatever food you're eating. Most people would agree to that. So, I'll try one more time and then I'm out, regardless of the outcome.

You can only use one sauce ever, for any foods you can possibly dip. That means you pick one sauce, you will not have the others. Also, you don't HAVE to use it with everything, it just means that's the only sauce you have available whenever you do want to dip your food in something. For example, let's say you pick shrimp sauce, that doesn't mean you have to eat your nachos with it, unless you like that of course lol.

tl;dr version: Basically, your personal best sauce is the one you will not give up over the rest of all sauces, irregardless of whatever food you may or may not want to be dipping into it with.

With that in mind, which is the best sauce, for you?
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TopicBest dipping sauce?
Smiffwilm
03/12/18 11:09:50 PM
#31
Zeus posted...
Smiffwilm posted...
I'll do tc a favor and rephrase the question that shows what they are meaning to ask in a clearer way.

You have one or more of every possible dipping type of food in existence. However, you can only choose one sauce to use with any of it. Which one would you choose?

With that in mind, either ketchup or BBQ sauce for me. Eh I'll give it to BBQ sauce.


Wouldn't that depend on what you're eating?

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TopicBest dipping sauce?
Smiffwilm
03/12/18 10:57:48 PM
#28
I'll do tc a favor and rephrase the question that shows what they are meaning to ask in a clearer way.

You have one or more of every possible dipping type of food in existence. However, you can only choose one sauce to use with any of it. Which one would you choose?

With that in mind, either ketchup or BBQ sauce for me. Eh I'll give it to BBQ sauce.
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TopicRate that food ~ Day 1639 ~ Well Done Steak
Smiffwilm
03/12/18 10:48:09 PM
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TopicFlorida Residents are Killing IGUANAS by BASHING their BRAINS OUT!!!
Smiffwilm
03/12/18 10:22:31 PM
#6
Pictured: person practicing wacking them.

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TopicThe Walking Dead's Lauren Cohan wants EQUAL PAY to MALE Co-Stars or she's OUT!!!
Smiffwilm
03/12/18 12:46:05 AM
#5
Ferarri619 posted...
The Walking Bread.

Oh good I'm not the only one who thinks this lol!
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TopicRate that food ~ Day 1641 ~ Jelly-Filled Donuts
Smiffwilm
03/11/18 12:29:06 AM
#5
EclairReturns posted...
Smiffwilm posted...


Crap, I expected a Simpson's video, for some reason.

Because this topic is about jelly filled donuts, not forbidden ones.


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TopicRate that food ~ Day 1641 ~ Jelly-Filled Donuts
Smiffwilm
03/11/18 12:25:41 AM
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Topicspapeggy and meatballs!
Smiffwilm
03/10/18 6:11:48 PM
#7
Quiet, Mistake!
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Topicpost cat gifs
Smiffwilm
03/10/18 2:32:11 AM
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TopicPost dog gifs
Smiffwilm
03/10/18 2:26:38 AM
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Topicso i hear "insert the chip" is becoming more popular in the bedroom
Smiffwilm
03/08/18 11:10:22 PM
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TopicA noble spirit embiggens the smallest man
Smiffwilm
03/08/18 4:08:59 AM
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The Popo posted...
My brain will help me think of the right thing to say in a topic like this.

EAT THE PUDDING EAT THE PUDDING EAT THE PUDDING EAT THE PUDDING EAT THE PUDDING EAT THE PUDDING EAT THE PUDDING EAT THE PUDDING EAT THE PUDDING EAT THE PUDDING EAT THE PUDDING EAT THE PUDDING EAT THE PUDDING EAT THE PUDDING EAT THE PUDDING EAT THE PUDDING EAT THE PUDDING EAT THE PUDDING EAT THE PUDDING EAT THE PUDDING EAT THE PUDDING

Just an FYI while you do that: Lisa needs braces.
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TopicA noble spirit embiggens the smallest man
Smiffwilm
03/08/18 12:34:11 AM
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WhiskeyDisk posted...
Smiffwilm posted...
HelIWithoutSin posted...
Smiffwilm posted...
Ironically, the joke no longer makes sense because it's officially in the dictionary now lol.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/embiggen

Also, seeing first known use in being 1996 makes me giggle, knowing full well where and when lmao.


Which it should be. It's a perfectly cromulent word.

There's the response I hoped for :P


If he didn't say it first, I would have.

That truly embiggens my heart.
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TopicA noble spirit embiggens the smallest man
Smiffwilm
03/08/18 12:31:40 AM
#5
HelIWithoutSin posted...
Smiffwilm posted...
Ironically, the joke no longer makes sense because it's officially in the dictionary now lol.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/embiggen

Also, seeing first known use in being 1996 makes me giggle, knowing full well where and when lmao.


Which it should be. It's a perfectly cromulent word.

There's the response I hoped for :P
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TopicA noble spirit embiggens the smallest man
Smiffwilm
03/08/18 12:29:08 AM
#3
Ironically, the joke no longer makes sense because it's officially in the dictionary now lol.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/embiggen

Also, seeing first known use in being 1996 makes me giggle, knowing full well where and when lmao.
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TopicWould you call someone who chooses to do something while driving...
Smiffwilm
03/07/18 8:17:45 PM
#8
I'd say I would do so, if not for the fact I already say that all the time.
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TopicThe Ancient Mystic Society of No Homers
Smiffwilm
03/07/18 12:40:48 AM
#4
Slightly on slightly off topic but here's a image back when I used to play Tapped Out.

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TopicWhat is your opinion when a movie character says the movie title in a line?
Smiffwilm
03/06/18 4:18:31 PM
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Like with most things in life, it depends on the context.
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TopicI know I use this a lot, but is this the best gif of all time??
Smiffwilm
03/05/18 8:26:01 PM
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TopicI wish incest porn had more mainstream appeal
Smiffwilm
03/05/18 8:23:16 PM
#18
DeathMagnetic80 posted...
Ohhhhhh kaaaaaayyyy

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TopicJack Reacher or John Wick???
Smiffwilm
03/05/18 3:11:48 AM
#13
Switch Jack and John and you've got yourself 2 porn names to choose from.
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TopicTarget or Wal-Mart?
Smiffwilm
03/05/18 3:07:12 AM
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Revelation34 posted...
Mead posted...
Shopping at Walmart is like eating a Hot Pocket

It technically works but it leaves you feeling kinda gross. There is seriously a feeling I have to shake off after I leave a Walmart that I dont get from any other store.


You're eating Hot Pockets wrong.

Yeah, they're clearly eating them too fast, which can lead to indigestion. Chew each bite at least 5-10 more times what you already do.
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TopicD'oh d'oh
Smiffwilm
03/04/18 10:27:53 PM
#4
"Hey, you okay, Grimey?"
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Topicpost cat gifs
Smiffwilm
03/04/18 2:54:14 PM
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Topicso you can't hotlink to imgur anymore
Smiffwilm
03/03/18 9:28:06 PM
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I've heard it's working again. Seems so since al of the ones in this topic show now.
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TopicProve to me that the Earth isn't balanced on top of a giant turtle
Smiffwilm
03/03/18 9:26:22 PM
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ASlaveObeys posted...
Zareth posted...
See the turtle of enormous girth, on his back he holds the earth.

I wanted to quote this. Sorry but now I hate you.

You have forgotten the face of your father.
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TopicCan we all just appreciate how fantastic James Woods was as Hades?
Smiffwilm
03/03/18 1:11:00 PM
#18
"FEEL THE BURN!"
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TopicWhat's the deal with In-N-Out?
Smiffwilm
03/02/18 10:18:16 PM
#39
Because going In-N-Out can feel really good...
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TopicTarget or Wal-Mart?
Smiffwilm
03/02/18 9:14:11 PM
#13
Both. You'll never know which is better by going into only one of them, and like you said, they're right next door!
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Topicpost cat gifs
Smiffwilm
03/02/18 6:22:07 PM
#8
Here's a cat gif of a cat gift.

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Topicpost cat gifs
Smiffwilm
03/02/18 6:16:44 AM
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TopicAre you Left or Right wing?
Smiffwilm
03/01/18 8:02:46 PM
#31
I'm an X wing.

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TopicPost dog gifs
Smiffwilm
03/01/18 6:47:23 PM
#126
This topic is a real bitch to maintain, eh, tc?
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