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thronedfire2 posted...

I hope that last one doesn't mean what I think it means. I'm too scared to google it

It means exactly what you think it does.
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Coffeebeanz posted...

Uterine prolapse seems super scary to me. Literally bleeding out from vagina

Make fist, hadouken prolapsed organ, massage belly with fist in, problem solved. :D

For old ladies it's surgery tho D:
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All of that, plus he always gets into twitter wars because of his huge ego
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Coffeebeanz posted...

MrPeppers posted...

Coffeebeanz posted...

Happens with some frequency on BiPAP machines. It's basically normal person to cardiac arrest within minutes, and the gurgling sounds they make before the arrest are nightmare fuel.

In short, it's when someone vomits but instead of purging, they inhale the vomitus into their lungs.

You haven't seen a vaginal prolapse in action then ;)

I have.

And a rectal prolapse.

And a rectovaginal fistula draining diarrhea from the vagina.

:O

That's pretty nasty.

I think the most mentally disturbing thing I've done was a suction D&C on a viable fetus that would have ended up killing the mom 2/2 all of these chronic illnesses on top of a pregnancy. Seeing the amniotic fluid fill the straw and then fetal parts, I couldn't sleep well for a few days.
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Coffeebeanz posted...

Happens with some frequency on BiPAP machines. It's basically normal person to cardiac arrest within minutes, and the gurgling sounds they make before the arrest are nightmare fuel.

In short, it's when someone vomits but instead of purging, they inhale the vomitus into their lungs.

You haven't seen a vaginal prolapse in action then ;)
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tote_all posted...

@MrPeppers posted...

For depression? No. For 99% of the people in the ICU.........

What criteria and/or statistics are you using for this?

I'm mostly joking. I actually don't know of any physician assisted suicide studies but I'm sure there are a bunch of articles in PubMed somewhere.

It's just sad when everyone on the team knows the prognosis of a 94 y.o. with a terminal disease who is on mechanically assisted ventilation, and the family is adamant about doing full resuscitation because they believe in miracles. That being said, I'm glad I really don't have to make those decisions.
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When I was a med student, I did a urology rotation for 2 weeks. I saw so many dicks. So. many. dicks.

Now I do OB/Gyn for a living so I must be overcompensating or something lol
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For depression? No. For 99% of the people in the ICU.........
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Hunting deer minigame in Hateno village. Collect and cook meat, make a shitzillion rupees.
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