Lurker > Neoconkers

LurkerFAQs, Active DB, DB1, DB2, Database 3 ( 02.21.2018-07.23.2018 ), DB4, DB5, DB6, DB7, DB8, DB9, DB10, DB11, DB12, Clear
Board List
Page List: 1, 2
Topici'm going to the UK for work tomorrow
Neoconkers
08/02/18 12:35:39 PM
#88
yeah, lovely in the morning, and then soaked going home in shorts and tshirt
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
Topici'm going to the UK for work tomorrow
Neoconkers
07/28/18 3:43:42 PM
#82
o shit boys, summer is cancelled. the rain just hit edinburgh now, hard.
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicNEVER, EVER THREATEN THE UNITED STATES AGAlN
Neoconkers
07/23/18 5:10:25 PM
#66
can't believe that trump made me retweet papa roach today
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
Topicman kingsman 2 fucking sucked
Neoconkers
07/22/18 7:27:11 PM
#7
the first one sucked in the last third too. there's only been about 1 hour of good film in that entire franchise
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
Topici'm going to the UK for work tomorrow
Neoconkers
07/21/18 8:37:20 AM
#57
Vamp_Aubrey posted...
yup

i tried to pay and the guy told me it's no longer legal tender

good thing i had extra new ones

should be able to exchange them at a bank, still
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicBout to have sex. Recommend me techniques.
Neoconkers
07/21/18 8:33:20 AM
#25
saskatchewan spinning nerve hold
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
Topicyeah Trump's right. FUCK Montenegro
Neoconkers
07/21/18 4:35:55 AM
#8
Infinite 2003 posted...
_BIueMonk posted...
BalanceLost posted...
electricbugs2 posted...
Shut the fuck up.

And the name means The Black Mountain.

cool you're ignored and reported too.


Shut the fuck up

w0w rude
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
Topicgiving Skyward Sword another shot
Neoconkers
07/21/18 4:19:04 AM
#18
Spidey5 posted...
The second trio of dungeons are the best. Especially 4 and 5.

Shame 6 is probably the most forgettable level in any Zelda
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicFuck Tangela.
Neoconkers
07/20/18 5:57:27 PM
#7
tangela was a lifesaver in pokemon stadium, so I love it
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
Topici'm going to the UK for work tomorrow
Neoconkers
07/19/18 5:35:45 PM
#51
Just back from a holiday in Fort William, myself. Lots of big hills and jellyfish.
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicBritish CEman
Neoconkers
07/16/18 6:31:40 PM
#17
Parappa09 posted...
alphagamble posted...
My barber told me he lost 20 on Belgium winning the World Cup

i lost a fiver on belgium

if they won i would have got 155 tho

I put a tenner on them at 13/1 and got Croatia in a 5 entry sweepstakes. Didnt go well :/
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
Topici'm going to the UK for work tomorrow
Neoconkers
07/15/18 7:38:14 PM
#35
Parappa09 posted...
the worst thing about summer is nights like tonight where it's so hot and humid and uncomfortable to sleep. i'd still have this over winter tbh

mate Im scottish, I start to malfunction at about 15 degrees and nowhere has any AC, Ill take the deeper minuses of winter happily
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
Topici'm going to the UK for work tomorrow
Neoconkers
07/15/18 6:26:25 PM
#29
It happens every year, but it only getting properly dark at almost 11pm always surprises me
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicFrance vs. Croatia
Neoconkers
07/15/18 1:50:03 PM
#273
Nice to see Modric getting the golden ball, and the belgian getting the golden glove. Good decisions
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicFrance vs. Croatia
Neoconkers
07/15/18 12:57:08 PM
#237
mandzukic man of the match, two lovely goals
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicFrance vs. Croatia
Neoconkers
07/15/18 12:54:43 PM
#230
pogba a WC winner. What a cruel world we live in
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicFrance vs. Croatia
Neoconkers
07/15/18 12:51:13 PM
#219
Well, he wasnt diving on that one at least
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicFrance vs. Croatia
Neoconkers
07/15/18 12:48:25 PM
#215
Someone needs to get a gag for Lovren. Every time he starts mouthing off, his team get humped
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicFrance vs. Croatia
Neoconkers
07/15/18 12:45:06 PM
#206
Its a shame, because other than that 15 minutes at the start of the 2nd, Croatia have been the better team. Unlucky in the first half, and way too slow to start in the second
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicFrance vs. Croatia
Neoconkers
07/15/18 12:27:17 PM
#158
Still over, but nice
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicFrance vs. Croatia
Neoconkers
07/15/18 12:24:07 PM
#137
Where have Croatia gone? Did they come back after half time?
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicFrance vs. Croatia
Neoconkers
07/15/18 12:17:48 PM
#116
ok that one was fair
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicFrance vs. Croatia
Neoconkers
07/15/18 11:40:52 AM
#55
VAR needs to go the way of golden goal. We tried, it failed.
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicFrance vs. Croatia
Neoconkers
07/15/18 11:37:01 AM
#44
Thought the players were banned from asking for VAR
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicFrance vs. Croatia
Neoconkers
07/15/18 11:35:36 AM
#40
ew var
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicFrance vs. Croatia
Neoconkers
07/15/18 11:28:50 AM
#33
Absolute corker
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicFrance vs. Croatia
Neoconkers
07/15/18 11:18:59 AM
#18
France scoring from a dive. Sums up their world cup, really
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicElon Musk accuses cave diver of being a pedophile
Neoconkers
07/15/18 11:12:25 AM
#29
MedeaLysistrata posted...
wtf? does he regularly say shit like this/is this how he treats people?

how he treats anyone critical of him/his work in any way
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicFrance vs. Croatia
Neoconkers
07/15/18 11:07:29 AM
#14
Head says France, heart says Croatia
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicI'm a Brit. Asks me anything. Why do people shit on the UK being distopian?
Neoconkers
07/15/18 8:24:16 AM
#4
Crepes posted...
Is it some kind of meme that got out of hand? I live in the UK and its funny because 99% of what US people think about the UK is either made up or massively blown out of proportion.

Ask me anything.

Its people laughing at the TV licence and not getting how useful a media company that are legally required to be impartial is
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicPeople who only say doggo, pupper, etc. are insufferable
Neoconkers
07/09/18 1:56:55 PM
#48
I sometimes use doggo, but only if Im actually talking to the dog
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicWhat spider is this??
Neoconkers
07/07/18 7:10:54 PM
#2
black one with eight legs
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicArenanet publisher of Guild Wars just fired 2 lead writers of over a decade
Neoconkers
07/07/18 9:39:27 AM
#56
DarthAragorn posted...
Almost like if an employee of a university had told a major donor to fuck off

while wearing a uniform that says "I represent X University! on the back"

like seriously, I didn't realise that social media training was something that was really, truly required for these companies. How hard is it not to flip out and insult your customers publicly? All you need to do is ignore them. I have to speak to all sorts of people through work, you grin and bear it.
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicArenanet publisher of Guild Wars just fired 2 lead writers of over a decade
Neoconkers
07/06/18 7:44:17 PM
#21
wow, being a relatively low-level employee who publicly shits on your customers could end badly? whoda thunk it
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicHave you ever gotten a warning or higher on this site?
Neoconkers
06/30/18 5:00:19 PM
#71
purg'd, but I don't remember what for
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicMy boy Erdogan got re-elected.
Neoconkers
06/24/18 8:43:42 PM
#23
UnfairRepresent posted...
Bio1590 posted...
This is an extremely low-effort troll topic

He's not trolling

Erdogan did just get re-elected

"elected"
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicHas anyone here had Stella Artois ?
Neoconkers
06/24/18 2:06:54 PM
#22
Vamp_Aubrey posted...
cjsdowg posted...
I might just use the Ginger Beer lol I don't want something too stong just in case it doesn't cook all a lot .

don't do this

no, as iffy as stella is, you're not going to go anywhere trying to use ginger beer in this
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicHas anyone here had Stella Artois ?
Neoconkers
06/24/18 10:32:30 AM
#8
cjsdowg posted...
So the reviews are not looking good lol.

When I picked up the Stella I also picked up some Fentimans Ginger Beer. But turns out that not really beer lol.

I honestly didn't now how many choices there would be.

it's a strong beer for its price. in the UK for a good while it was the strongest widely available beer for the cost, and as a result it got the reputation of people drinking exclusively to get hammered and usually start fights. they've been trying for years to get rid of the reputation, but it's not working.
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicHas anyone here had Stella Artois ?
Neoconkers
06/24/18 10:25:32 AM
#4
you mean wifebeater? wouldn't lower myself to that level
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicThis England Vs. Panama game in the World Cup right now...
Neoconkers
06/24/18 9:33:28 AM
#8
xyphilia posted...
I know it's only panama, but still Holy fuck at England's 5-nil performance today. Even typical english blunders can't snatch defeat from the jaws of victory this time!

It's exciting, but I'm bracing myself for a performance against a real team in the knockout stages. Oh man if we could defeat a real team... I wouldn't even need the cup anymore, just the knowledge that we won against a really strong team is enough at this point.

if I remember right you're up against either germany or brazil in the quarters
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicI don't understand this new obsession with eating ass
Neoconkers
06/24/18 9:32:20 AM
#14
anyone who says they wouldn't eat ass hasn't met the right girl yet
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicThis England Vs. Panama game in the World Cup right now...
Neoconkers
06/24/18 8:59:14 AM
#6
"This is England's greatest World Cup performance ever!"

calm down lads, you've played Tunisia and Panama
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicPorn stars aren't interesting. You come of as a pathetic, obsessive creep
Neoconkers
06/24/18 8:45:45 AM
#20
"You're so pathetic for caring about porn stars! You should irrationally hate them like I do, which is much less pathetic!"
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicDo you think you're attractive??
Neoconkers
06/24/18 7:41:14 AM
#39
I think I could scrub up nicely
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicBig Cass got released?
Neoconkers
06/19/18 4:29:53 PM
#2
guess they'll just have to teach someone else how to be 7ft tall
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicAre you parents still together?
Neoconkers
06/17/18 8:45:47 PM
#22
one died so no
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicOfficial CE Money in the Bank topic (spoilers)
Neoconkers
06/17/18 7:09:55 PM
#6
big ass

when you do the bear hug you need to squeeze, cass
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicHi guys so what's going O.....
Neoconkers
06/14/18 9:01:05 PM
#18
Ibrahim529 posted...
i pooped in a bowl and froze it then thought it was ice cream the next day

a rookie mistake, my friend
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicThe real truth about Joestarrr
Neoconkers
06/14/18 8:25:10 PM
#1
I saw joestarrr at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didnt want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, Oh, like youre doing now?

I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh? but she kept cutting me off and going huh? huh? huh? and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The guy at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like Sir, you need to pay for those first. At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When he took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told him to scan them each individually to prevent any electrical infetterence, and then turned around and winked at me. I dont even think thats a word. After he scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicThe truth about Joestarrr
Neoconkers
06/14/18 8:13:12 PM
#222
ayy lmao
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
Board List
Page List: 1, 2