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If it's just plain-ass fries, then McDonald's. If curly fries count, then Arby's. If fries with toppings count, then Wendy's chili cheese fries. If sweet potato fries count, then A&W.
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The trailer is exactly the tone that this movie needs.

Now let's just hope DC doesn't cock it up by making the actual movie super dark or including a true-to-the-comics Steamboat.
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Here's what we know about this series, with comments about what we don't:
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer is returning. Is that the title of the series, is this a reboot, or is it just a new series taking place in the Buffy the Vampire Slayer universe? We don't know.
- A black woman is playing the lead character. Is she playing Buffy Summers, the titular character of the original series, or is her character's name even Buffy? We don't know.
- Monica Owusu-Breen is a writer and executive producer.
- Joss Whedon is an executive producer.

So, if everybody could calm down a tad about "recasting", "character changes to force diversity", or "reboots", that would be great.
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I got asked for ID when I was buying liquor a day before my 35th birthday. So yes.
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SKARDAVNELNATE posted...

dainkinkaide posted...

mostly because that man said mean things about Donald Trump.

So it's just one asshole taking things too far. Human history is full of people doing that without making it about Trump. Somehow people want to credit Trump with everything these days.

Oh, no, Mike "super serum" Cernovich somehow has a following (many of whom are Trump supporters), and that following jumped on the "get James Gunn fired for something he apologized for 6 years ago (but mostly because he said mean things about Trump)" train when he implicitly told them to.
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SKARDAVNELNATE posted...

How is the fault of Trump Supporters? It's usually the liberals upset about social media.

Because Mike Cernovich, a total douche who once, by his own account, whipped out his wang and gratified himself in front of a woman in the backseat of her car when she was unwilling to have sex with him, dug up 7- to 10-year-old tweets from a man who apologized for those tweets 6 years ago and made an effort to not do that shit anymore, mostly because that man said mean things about Donald Trump.
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OneTimeBen posted...

FrozenBananas posted...

He basically IS the guardians of the Galaxy. He's the reasons the movies are what they are. I'm confused as to why Disney made such a drastic decision

Jokes about pedophilia?

Because Mike Cernovich, a man who has said that date rape is impossible, brought it up again and riled up the troll brigade just to get a man fired for something he said 10 years ago, apologized for six years ago, and has not repeated since then.
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Why is everything so blue?
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ClarkDuke posted...

dainkinkaide posted...

You shouldn't be bleeding from inflamed hemorrhoids. Depending on how much blood there is and whether or not the blood is mixed with your stool, you could have either an anal fissure, or something much more serious. Which is not to say that anal fissures are to be taken lightly.

Regardless, you should see a doctor. Expelling blood from your rectum is not normal.

isn't it normal for hemorrhoids, ok?

Actually, it might be. I'm not a doctor.
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You shouldn't be bleeding from inflamed hemorrhoids. Depending on how much blood there is and whether or not the blood is mixed with your stool, you could have either an anal fissure, or something much more serious. Which is not to say that anal fissures are to be taken lightly.

Regardless, you should see a doctor. Expelling blood from your rectum is not normal.
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Smarkil posted...

If they aren't being prosecuted, then the judicial system isn't doing it's job.

Yes, it actually would be. Prosecutorial discretion is a thing.

if the kid chose to press charges,

That's not how that works.

If you are a private citizen who is the victim of a tortfeasance, you can choose to sue the tortfeasor in civil court.

If you are a private citizen who is the victim of a crime, you have basically no say in whether or not criminal charges will be brought against the person who committed the crime. If the person who committed the crime also committed a tortfeasance against you, see above.
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Bulbasaur posted...

i can tell you for a fact there isn't any actual fruit in either of those snacks

but fruit snacks is not indicative of what they are

there's fruit snacks that are clearly gummies

but then you have these two which could also be taffy

They absolutely can not be taffy. Taffy is made from boiled sugar (though corn syrup is more likely these days) and butter or vegetable oil. The production process involves stretching the boiled mixture until air bubbles start to form, thus giving it its soft texture. Fruit By The Foot and Fruit Roll-Ups are not produced by stretching to form air bubbles, as they're simply thin sheets of a gelled mixture.

Fruit Roll-Ups use fruit pectin as a gelling agent, while Fruit By The Foot uses carrageenan for the same purpose. Both products contain pear puree concentrate, which is where some of the sugar content comes from.
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They're neither of those things. They're "fruit snacks", which, though similar to gummies, use pectin and sugars from real fruit, rather than gelatin and sugars from beets, corn, or cane sugar.
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yutterh posted...

So no one here sees the value of a clone army that can be easily replenished, obeys your every command, requires no training, can be genetically altered to any combat zone, and zero human friendly casualties? I guess just me then : /

You know it's not just stick some DNA in a machine and out pops an adult dinosaur, right?

You've got to raise and feed those dinoclones until they reach adulthood. Tyrannosaurs, for instance, took about 20 years to reach sexual maturity and lived for up to 28 years. That's just not cost effective.
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TigerTycoon posted...

Not even joking, Fallen Kingdom uses elephants as a point of comparison to try and justify why weaponized Dinosaurs isn't stupid, without mentioning the reason people stopped using elephants, that is, they have military vehicles and tanks which are just better in every way.

Yeah, it would be silly to go through all the hassle of strapping a cannon to an elephant when you can just buy a tank.

...and strap an elephant to it.
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dragon504 posted...

yourDaddie posted...

Seriously, those 3 breeds are supposed to kill and maul intruders...why are some idiotic and stupid breeders breeding out aggression and bravery out of them?

They are supposed to be guard dogs!!! If you want a tame pet get a labrador

Rots aren't actually guard dogs, they're meant to be working dogs.

Same with German Shepherds, but that should be pretty obvious based on the fact that they have "Shepherd" right there in the name.
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Zangulus posted...

Im supposed to feel something because a company went out of business due to bad practices?

Actually, a company went out of business because a coalition of investment firms saddled them with billions of dollars of debt that they'd never be able to pay back.
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Gynthaeres posted...

Same reason no one weaponizes elephants or lions. It's just not worth the time or resource investment.

I assume that you mean no one weaponizes elephants anymore.
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dioxxys posted...

https://thefederalist.com/2018/06/11/crank-called-colorado-police-shut-kids-lemonade-stand-worked/

https://nypost.com/2018/05/31/neighbor-calls-cops-to-shut-down-boys-lemonade-stand/

These last two are literally the same story.
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dioxxys posted...

cop shoots white child
https://nypost.com/2017/03/25/cop-convicted-of-manslaughter-in-shooting-of-6-year-old-autistic-boy/

You know how this is different from, say, the shooting of Tamir Rice?

This cop was actually convicted of a crime.
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Revelation34 posted...

Yeah those are absolutely awesome. I would die if Pepsi ever made their own version. So many Mountain Dew flavors I haven't had a chance to try.

Pepsi does have their own version. It's called Pepsi Spire.
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He's just moving to Canada.
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Lokarin posted...

Canadian McDonalds are superior to American ones

Have you tried the Szechuan burger yet?
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FourthDimension posted...

Whats restaurant style salsa?

Tomato soup.
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EclairReturns posted...

Shouldn't it deserve to be on the poll more than those other games, because its last entry was earlier than that of the other games?

Only if the poll question were actually in base 12.
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DrunkCaveman posted...

FFT isn't exactly a franchise

Final Fantasy Tactics (1998), Final Fantasy Tactics Advance (2003), Final Fantasy Tactics A2 (2008).

Ivany2008 posted...

doesn't seen Shadow Hearts.... a lone tear rolls down my eye.

All of the franchises listed had the last game in the franchise released in 2008 (in North America), i.e. 10 years ago. The last Shadow Hearts game was released in 2006 (in North America). That's why it wouldn't be on this poll.
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I've got a few different hats that I wear depending on the weather and how classy I'm feeling. Most of the hats I own are wool or wool felt, so I'm not wearing them that often now that it's summer.
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Well shit, I forgot to budget for the Summer Sale for the second year in a row.
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Man, blueberries are great. What do you prefer, those disgusting mounds of flesh and ovaries they have the audacity to call "strawberries"? They're not even real berries.
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HagenEx posted...

Fuck no. You drink Scotch dry or on the rocks, you can't mix it with anything.

Depends on the Scotch.

A top shelf scotch like Glenfiddich or Laphroaig, you drink that shit neat. But if you've got something like Johnnie Walker Red Label, which was specifically blended to be mixed with soda, then mix it with whatever you want.
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If you'll allow me to be Satan's lawyer for a moment, I can actually think of a way that she could conceivably not have meant the racist things she said.

Alcohol does lower one's inhibitions so, as a result, it also lowers one's resistance to peer pressure. Seeing as she apparently only said the racist as fuck things in response to someone else saying racist as fuck things, she could conceivably be guilty of nothing more than trying to ingratiate herself to racists.

But don't get me wrong: it was still a really shitty thing to say.
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JixHedgehog posted...

but mostly the lack of Animal Crossing.

All I know is that everybody lost because no one announced Glover 2.
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Spumoni.
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He adheres to an ideology that prefers wives to be stay-at-home moms, then, upon divorce, he has to pay spousal support because his now ex-wife doesn't have the skills to compete in the workforce as a result of being a stay-at-home mom.

But no, it's the judicial system that wronged him.
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I_Abibde posted...

I have been a fan of Dead Or Alive since the original (20+ years ago, at this point), and I find this disappointing. The series has always been a blend of fast-paced game mechanics and sex appeal. If you tone down the sex appeal, you get ... Tekken, but faster (and less juggle-happy), to be honest, and Tekken started sucking for me after Tekken 5 (except for Tag Tournament 2).

The only things Dead or Alive and Tekken really have in common is that they're both 3D fighting games. The actual mechanics of the two are quite different.

Hop103 posted...

Nightengale posted...

That's not censorship that's a design choice to sell more copies to make money. Censorship is putting something in and then taking it out. That is money talking. It's about money.

Self-censorship is bad.

An yet, this post of yours wasn't just a non-sequitur composed of a string of vulgarity, you hypocrite.
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AllstarSniper32 posted...

Yes, it does perfectly fit both scenes, but using it twice makes it's use have less of an impact. And I'm sure there's more than enough songs out there about Norse mythology that they could have used for the first fight.

Like, for instance, Amon Amarth's entire discography.
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What if she'd had an allergy and you'd accidentally killed her by putting things in her food without letting her?

Think about that.

And what if her low vegetable diet were the one thing that would keep her from transforming into a 40-foot-tall dinosaur woman?

Think about that.
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Buttermilk.
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This has literally nothing to do with SJWs, guys. This is the age-old "black women get angry at black men for dating white women" thing that black comedians have been joking about for decades.
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Gunsandredroses posted...

She's subject to criticism of herself, not him. And sorry, but calling someone an obscenity on national TV because you have a grudge against their father is still not criticism. It's just being an ***. Criticism is constructive by nature. Name-calling is what four-year-olds (in blazers three sizes too small, I might add) do on the playground.

So, when she constructively spelled out what Ivanka could be doing prior to the emphatic insult, that wasn't constructive criticism?

Zeus posted...

So does illegally uprooting your family to a foreign land where they don't speak the language and live under constant fear of being deported.

Samantha Bee made the flippant remark in question either immediately preceding or immediately succeeding (I honestly forget, but it was one or the other) the story of a woman who was going through every legal process of seeking asylum as a refugee and still having her child taken from her and put in a different detention center in a different state.

So cut out this bullshit argument that it's about illegal immigrants. It's not. It's happening to all types of immigrants and it's been happening to all types of immigrants for decades. And it's morally indefensible.
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Out of those? Tough call between Norm MacDonald and Bob Einstein, but I have to give it to Norm.
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Just the meal. Tax doesn't count as revenue for the business, so it shouldn't be included in tipping considerations.
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If the club is fined, who pays that fine?
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GanglyKhan posted...

Not trying to say anything about religion, but can you imagine how advanced we'd be by now (or how extinct lol) if religions never existed?

Probably not as advanced, because a heck of a lot of science of the middle ages and the renaissance was funded by the Roman Catholic Church.

Granted, there were some stumbling blocks (e.g. Galileo), but overall, science owes a lot of progress during these periods to the Church.
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Revelation34 posted...

dainkinkaide posted...

There's nothing overlaid over anything. There's no fancy audio trickery.

It's literally just a poor quality recording of this:
https://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/laurel

Some doofus probably heard it over their poor quality phone or laptop speakers, got confused over mishearing the word (due to the poor quality speakers), and recorded it on their phone to show it to other people to see what they heard.

I'm not signing up for a website just to hear crappy pronunciation.

You don't have to sign up for anything. Just click the little speaker icon beside the heading.
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There's nothing overlaid over anything. There's no fancy audio trickery.

It's literally just a poor quality recording of this:
https://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/laurel

Some doofus probably heard it over their poor quality phone or laptop speakers, got confused over mishearing the word (due to the poor quality speakers), and recorded it on their phone to show it to other people to see what they heard.
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The point wasn't about getting people to stop watching Channel Awesome (i.e. changing the channel), but rather about getting Channel Awesome to own up to their mistakes and do better in the future (i.e. changing the Channel).
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TheWorstPoster posted...

Z does not make a D sound.

Get it right!

Well, in that case, "Q" should be properly pronounced /kw/ ("kwuh"), because "Q" makes a [kw] sound, not a [kj] sound (when paired with "U").
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Both at the same time. Melt some shredded cheese on the soft shell, and wrap it around the hard shell for cheesy deliciousness and less mess.
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