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TopicAmazon Prime Day is dog shit
myztikrice
07/17/18 6:51:25 PM
#6
There are some good discounts on electronics actually
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicTrump: I misspoke. No reason why it wouldn't be Russia that was responsible
myztikrice
07/17/18 6:49:47 PM
#109
"Did you do this?"
"Yes."
"I misspoke, I meant no."
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicMichelle Wolfe makes fun of the Daily Show/John Oliver style of comedy
myztikrice
07/16/18 8:58:55 PM
#25
Her delivery was all wrong, but the ideas and script were sound
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicPapa John's face to be REMOVED from all marketing materials
myztikrice
07/13/18 5:26:44 PM
#44
Maybe the company will eventually go out of business and stop subjecting the public to its cruelty with garbage pizza
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicYour reaction: Your daughter marries a rich asshole for money.
myztikrice
07/13/18 2:52:00 PM
#2
Is daddy getting a new house?
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicI think some fly laid eggs in the house or something
myztikrice
07/13/18 2:50:34 PM
#6
Leave a jar of honey out and let them kill themselves
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicJoaquin Phoenix officially cast as Joker in origin movie
myztikrice
07/10/18 8:21:29 PM
#25
That sly fox always acting like he didn't even know who the character was
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicArenaNet's firings reinforced gaming culture's worst impulses
myztikrice
07/10/18 7:46:32 PM
#50
lol at one of the article authors being even more of a goober in the comments
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicAbout to build my PC.
myztikrice
07/08/18 3:19:16 AM
#10
Anti static wrist straps and gloves for PC building are a scam, doing stuff on carpet is fine
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic15 years ago: "Man, this 250GB HDD is huge; I'll never fill it up."
myztikrice
07/08/18 3:01:42 AM
#28
Man you were dumb 15 years ago
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicUncompassionate boss gets fired for being an uncompassionate bitch
myztikrice
07/02/18 9:21:03 PM
#61
dave_is_slick posted...
GATTJT posted...
DK9292 posted...
Veggeta X posted...
om0TLFT

Justice is served

That post cut off at the bottom concerns me.

I actually REALLY want to see the full message for that, it seems like she's trying to defend the manager so I would love to see the mental gymnastics she pulls.

Anyone who puts sympathy in quotes like that after a story like this is a birch that doesn't deserve the time of day.

Are you guys insane? She's commenting on the company only firing the manager because of the publicity the story got and similar managers elsewhere are doing the same without consequence
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicYour thoughts on Wendy's?
myztikrice
07/02/18 4:26:46 PM
#10
They went through a redesign a while back and are quite good now. Frostys are still ace
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicParents who use the internet to distract their kids and keep them busy
myztikrice
06/29/18 11:49:36 PM
#4
they have computers in class, lol if you think it's the parents letting kids watch youtube
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicBernie Sanders: People have a right to go into a restaurant and eat dinner
myztikrice
06/27/18 8:13:12 PM
#78
Does he think gay couples should have a right to go into a shop and get a cake?
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicThe sound in the DNC the moment Kennedy's retirement was announced
myztikrice
06/27/18 6:55:06 PM
#8
darkjedilink posted...
Not just there. Apparently, keeping the 5-4 conservative majority we've had this entire millennium is going to destroy gay rights, despite the fact that it's the 5-4 conservative majority that allowed gay marriage in the first place.

The point is that Kennedy was conservative but supported liberal ideas for these key issues, and with Trump he will be replaced by a true conservative
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicWhy did the Resident Evil movies even use that license?
myztikrice
06/26/18 6:29:16 PM
#22
They used the IP to attempt to get more money from the first one, and then since the first one did okay and was based on RE, they used it for the sequels
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicWalmart, multi-billion dollar corporation, cannot afford to pay it's own robots.
myztikrice
06/25/18 2:38:21 AM
#5
It's not about stealing, half the time they aren't even watching you and the other half they can't tell from their station you're scanning expensive fruit at banana prices, it's there because the machines and its customers are stupid and require manual assistance all the time
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicSucks when you make a small mistake with someone and they decide to hate you for
myztikrice
06/20/18 7:00:17 PM
#6
A person that would hold a grudge against you even after apologizing is a tool anyways
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicStreet workers in India intentionally bury a dog alive in molten tar
myztikrice
06/19/18 5:42:53 PM
#2
RIP pupper
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicHave you ever seen a gothic/emo black guy before?
myztikrice
06/19/18 3:32:18 PM
#4
Yeah they were gay/trans tho
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicWorking retail with an anxiety disorder.
myztikrice
06/17/18 5:55:15 AM
#6
All a retail manager has to do is have the employee's back and never cave to a customer's demands 'just to get them out of there.' Nothing else you do matters or is a 'good call.'
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicGod, interacting with introverts is such work...
myztikrice
06/13/18 5:18:46 PM
#2
Have you ever considered shutting up and that maybe nobody cares what you have to say every minute?
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicHave you ever seen your GF without make up on?
myztikrice
06/12/18 2:54:42 PM
#4
i've never seen a female
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicELON MUSK is going to be on the JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE!!
myztikrice
06/11/18 7:32:29 PM
#16
lww99 posted...
When? Should be a good watch.

When he starts shipping more model 3 teslas, aka whenever
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicBlack "Trans" athletes smash girls records at state track meet
myztikrice
06/09/18 11:51:59 PM
#64
That was done to protect them from losing. Nobody wants to protect winners
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicI've only ever enjoyed playing DA:O and DA:I as archers
myztikrice
06/07/18 8:42:23 PM
#3
Funny because there's nothing to support it
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic*turns off all early alarms, takes "sleeping" pill*
myztikrice
06/05/18 6:16:00 PM
#4
Why does someone with insomnia have early alarms to even turn off?
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicOkay, so I changed my mind on home schooling after reading this.
myztikrice
06/05/18 6:15:34 PM
#25
Letron_James posted...
Tldr

Apparently their entire family shouts
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicI mean, is Thanos wrong?
myztikrice
06/04/18 3:06:04 PM
#22
He's insane and mad as numerous characters and himself mention in the film
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicPeople who don't push their grocery carts into the designated spots outside
myztikrice
06/01/18 7:31:33 PM
#32
Don't put the designated spots once every five lanes and alternate between putting them in the back
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicI dunno. I don't get the appeal of the new God of War
myztikrice
06/01/18 7:31:00 PM
#7
You're so damned cool
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicI just read the journals of the two Columbine shooters.
myztikrice
05/31/18 3:15:08 PM
#10
Yes, a lot of plans could have worked if they ended up working instead of not working.
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicJoe Rogan believes every word Roseanne Barr said about her tweets
myztikrice
05/31/18 3:00:24 PM
#40
If I said Annette Benning with short hair looked like a woman in the Planet of the Apes movie, that would make the comment less racist than saying the same about a black woman, yes
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicJoe Rogan believes every word Roseanne Barr said about her tweets
myztikrice
05/31/18 2:55:47 PM
#33
Asherlee10 posted...
Pillowpantz posted...
Asherlee10 posted...
tl;dw?


He believes her, and he doesn't believe she's a racist. Also, on a side note, Roseanne is going to be on Joe Rogan Experience this Friday. I can't wait. It's going to be Biblical.


He believes her about what? That she was high on Ambien?

He spoke with her on the phone and she told him she was overworked and tired, took Ambien and didn't know she was tweeting. She also told him she didn't know AV was black, she thought she was Jewish, and if she had known she was black she would have never made a comment about apes
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicAcclimitisation is real. It's 17C (62F) and I am fucking COLD
myztikrice
05/30/18 8:17:39 PM
#4
Is that supposed to be warm?
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicAkira Toriyama is a SICK FUCK!
myztikrice
05/29/18 7:50:24 PM
#15
How has your wife been since you got married?
Thankfully, she hasnt changed much. The only thing is, shell go out of her way for the people around her, and wont tell them straight-up how she feels. She doesnt mince words with me, though.

Would you like to cheat on her?


lol wtf
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicEmployee: "Did something happen with the server over the weekend?"
myztikrice
05/29/18 5:22:30 PM
#5
You monitor all 75?
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicI really loath how the popular youtube 'critics' are never really critical
myztikrice
05/29/18 4:32:02 PM
#2
You're not watching the good popular critics then
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicSophie Turner: Blonde or redhead?
myztikrice
05/29/18 3:44:06 PM
#9
Judging from those pictures red, but she probably has better blonde ones out there
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicJamie Foxx to Star in 'Spawn'
myztikrice
05/29/18 3:43:32 PM
#7
RchHomieQuanChi posted...
Let's be honest....this movie isn't actually getting made.

The budget is supposedly only in the tens of millions and has an A-lister attached, it probably will
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicI hate human looking aliens.
myztikrice
05/07/18 5:27:11 AM
#13
i mean you kind of need opposable thumbs to become sufficiently advanced, so that lends itself to one type of body shape
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicMan mauled to death by bear while taking selfie with it
myztikrice
05/04/18 4:46:30 PM
#11
Did he get the selfie?
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicWhat Are The Big Differences Between Credit Cards And Loans?
myztikrice
04/30/18 7:42:24 PM
#3
Loans charge you interest. CCs don't if you make the monthly payment. For interest free loans, the amount they give you is larger
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic*Unmarked MCU spoilers Including Infinity War* Power Tier list. *MCU Spoilers*
myztikrice
04/30/18 2:11:07 PM
#11
1. Stormbreaker flying through the air
2. Infinity Gauntlet Thanos
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicDumb thing about A Quiet Place SPOILERS
myztikrice
04/27/18 8:46:19 PM
#2
Yes, the mother specifically mentions this in the movie
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicI just got sprayed by a skunk. How can I use it to my advantage?
myztikrice
04/24/18 7:14:06 PM
#3
Procreate with a female skunk
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicGirlfriend is asking me for an open relationship
myztikrice
04/17/18 7:13:24 PM
#38
Where'd you meet a girl who thought could ask that?
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
TopicFacebook should be made to pay those who's information was "stolen".
myztikrice
04/10/18 6:51:44 PM
#5
The information was collected with him knowing. It was sold to a third party without him knowing.
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"Why are you always smiling?"
"'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
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