Lurker > Firewood18

I own abut 1,200 books. For a while I was spending about $200 a month buying and ordering books. Most of them are in storage.

Now I use the library system. I haven't used any digital.
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I was a book junky in my 20's. reading 3 books at a time, 10+ a month.

Now I maybe read just under 20 a year.
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Shoo! Shoo! giant wild animal, get out of our roadway.
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Saying sorry is a sign of weakness.
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Have to admit, after not playing any games for almost 2 months, this topic inspired me to put on this game again last night.
I remember I stopped playing it because going through the story mode a second time with OP weapons was getting boring. But now I'm really getting into Mercenaries. I didn't even have all the characters accessed.
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I had a few skater friends in the '90s. I didn't really get into it myself.

Tony Hawk games were awesome though.
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Why the fuck would you block Mead?

He's one of the few decent mainstays of this board. Sure, sometimes I don't agree with him, but savage? No fucking way. The guy is just a laid back pooch petter.
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Huh. Sounds vaguely familiar. I had a year long relationship with a girl when I was in my late teens. A few months into the relationship I spent a non intimate evening with an ex and that became the bane of our couplehood. I was completely honest and up front about the incident but the insecurity just kept growing and made us both do hurtful things.

I always wondered if I should have just kept my too honest mouth shut. Oh well.
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Fingernails
Globs of phlegm
Semen
Hair

There. There is a list of things that don't belong on sandwiches.
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Maybe you should look into getting a burn permit.
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Nice. Like a modern A Modest Proposal.
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Muffinz0rz posted...

Firewood18 posted...

The samurai wasp is soon to be introduced in N America to put the invasive stink bugs in check.

Lol I'd rather deal with a foul odor than fear for getting stung

They are really tiny and don't sting humans.
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Si, quero matar!
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The samurai wasp is soon to be introduced in N America to put the invasive stink bugs in check.
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I like mud wasps. They make neat little tunnels or clusters out of mud, put thier eggs inside along with a paralyzed spider as a birthday snack.

They also tend to be fairly passive around people.
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Blocking the aisle with a shopping cart
Mosquito bites on the ankle
Garbage that missed the bin and is left next to it
The pull chain snapping when turning on a ceiling fan
Fruit that spoils too soon
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I miss the Hoarders tv show.
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"Leon! Leon, help! Leon!"
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Any intelligent idea will never be generally accepted without a touch of stupidity added.
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Turn the game back on.
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Where weird little alien ships are up against arson and Alzheimer's.
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Did your dog just wanna shake?
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Pulp Fiction
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I've only had it for a month and I've already got 5 emails and 2 adds mailed to me.

I'll have to put on the comedy channel and maybe check out Lithium while I have it.

Normally I just listen to an old iPod via bluetooth with a few thousand songs on random.
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It came with my new vehicle lease and all it does is remind me why I don't have cable. 200+ channels of crap.

The only two channels I've listened to so far are Tom Petty and Pearl Jam.
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You'd be dead if you had to take a shot every time he said tinder slut.
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Most people end up buying their leased car because they went over their mileage limit.
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I like them both but I can only watch one with my kids.
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Jupiter should be the most important thing since without it earth would have been smashed to bits a long time ago.

TP wins because its the one thing everybody will go out and get when you've run out of it.
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^
Nice rewrite but there would still be the same amount of disappointed fans for other reasons even if it was done this way.
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Did you check out any reviews before buying it?
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SunWuKung420 posted...

me

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Sticky floors
Peanut butter left on the knife
Toothpaste spit on the rim of the sink
Shoes left in front of the couch
Smudged mirrors
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Not at this hour. It's past curfew .
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Yup. I'm offended that you shared this.
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This movie was balls out funny. I appreciated having a fully adult themed animated movie.

Having the antagonist be a literal douch that talked like shenti was hilarious.
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Damn. Hope your friend comes out ok.

Lemme guess, the fuckhead drunk driver doesn't have a scratch on them?
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I don't know anybody that listens to drake nor do I know anyone who talks about the kardashians. But I know they exist in popular culture somehow. Just not sure of the reason why. I guess there's a large swath of the population that enjoys eating up shit and media fodder?
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Also Kylo Rens goal to destroy everything old is a not so subliminal joke. It's like we've got to put this severely beaten dead horse to rest by any means necessary.
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I saw it in the theater so it wasn't my first viewing. Overall I do like the movie.

My favorite scenes are the Skywalker ones. His I don't give a shit anymore attitude is the perfect fit for a bloated and ailing franchise. It made it fun for people that weren't expecting anything overly serious and don't care if thier nostalgia is trampled upon.
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It's really not that bad.

The only super poor scene is the Fin and Rose part where they are about to be executed in front of hundreds of stormtroopers and then the ship gets wrecked and there's only a couple of troopers laying there. And there's the lame fight with Phasma, plus BB8 going Rambo. The whole thing is janky and ridiculous.
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SunWuKung420 posted...

FYI: Mead and Cacciato will continue to take my posts seriously.

For at least one of them it's a full time job.

Enjoy your meat and beer til you are cursed with gout.
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20 years. Same outgoing message too.
"Hi, you've reached ****. If you know something I do not know, leave a message."
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Mead posted...

Sure why not

Mead just wants a beer.
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Could be worse. Could have been mono.
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