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| Topic | One of life's worst things is falling asleep in your clothes. |
| pres_madagascar 11/25/18 3:13:40 AM #21 | CoolMaskGuy posted... pres_madagascar posted...Nude sleeping is awful. I sweat in my sleep, no way would I want to wake up like that. Ew. --- |
| Topic | Its literally almost 1 am....why da fuck are you awake and posting on CE???? |
| pres_madagascar 11/25/18 3:12:55 AM #12 | Because I woke up at 6pm. I'm playing videogames and eating bagel bites pizzas lol --- |
| Topic | Darksiders 3 comes out next week. Did anyone know this? |
| pres_madagascar 11/25/18 3:11:46 AM #1 | I didn't until an ad on reddit. Literally no one seems know this is even coming out. --- |
| Topic | One of life's worst things is falling asleep in your clothes. |
| pres_madagascar 11/25/18 2:31:59 AM #10 | Nude sleeping is awful. --- |
| Topic | Two days straight of nothing but me time. |
| pres_madagascar 11/25/18 12:13:10 AM #1 | Videogames, Netflix, bomb ass food, sleep, no pants, dank, scotch, oh yes. I've been doing so much with others recently, I've been craving a weekend entirely to myself to just fuck off. I haven't even spoken a word out loud with my own voice in over 12 hours and it's magnificent. --- |
| Topic | Trump Fans Sink Savings Into 'Iraqi Dinar' Scam |
| pres_madagascar 11/25/18 12:04:42 AM #18 | Antifar posted... Huge chunks of this country's people are just detached from reality Huge chunks of the world bro. The world. Humans, as a large collective, are stupid, worthless, destructive parasites. Humans as individuals and smaller groups can be pretty damn rad. --- |
| Topic | What do you think Todd Howard is feeling right now? |
| pres_madagascar 11/24/18 8:21:11 AM #1 | What is he ghinkinh I wonder --- |
| Topic | Remember the dungeons and dragon's movie? |
| pres_madagascar 11/24/18 5:19:47 AM #6 | I will always remember it because they made Jeremy irons look like a fashion designer with his makeup lol --- |
| Topic | Remember the dungeons and dragon's movie? |
| pres_madagascar 11/24/18 4:46:08 AM #1 | With Jeremy irons and the Wayans brother? What a thing that was. --- |
| Topic | My girlfriend went Black Friday shopping with my mom and I yesterday. |
| pres_madagascar 11/24/18 12:28:23 AM #3 | King Rial posted... I would have preferred the topic title to stop after black. Blacked --- |
| Topic | Blink-182 up through take off your pants was a great pop punk band |
| pres_madagascar 11/23/18 11:38:11 PM #1 | Undeniably catchy and incredibly fun live as a teenager. --- |
| Topic | Jesus christ you run like the flash in assassins creed odyssey |
| pres_madagascar 11/23/18 11:36:30 PM #4 | Bio1590 posted... You're essentially an actual literal demi-God Wat Lemme guess, fucking --- |
| Topic | Jesus christ you run like the flash in assassins creed odyssey |
| pres_madagascar 11/23/18 10:27:57 PM #1 | And your horse actually is the flash. Plus with no fall damage. Am I a super hero? --- |
| Topic | I hate that Whole Foods commercial where the chick is dancing all over the store |
| pres_madagascar 11/23/18 12:45:10 PM #2 | D-Lo_BrownTown posted... Acting like a jackass running into people and shit Yes --- |
| Topic | *Game gets released to poor reception* |
| pres_madagascar 11/23/18 4:53:38 AM #3 | |
| Topic | Modest Mouse-The Moon And Antarctica is a 10/10 album |
| pres_madagascar 11/23/18 4:52:56 AM #2 | |
| Topic | Bought assassins creed odyssey on black Friday sale, and.... |
| pres_madagascar 11/23/18 4:52:38 AM #6 | |
| Topic | Modest Mouse-The Moon And Antarctica is a 10/10 album |
| pres_madagascar 11/23/18 4:50:17 AM #1 | |
| Topic | Bought assassins creed odyssey on black Friday sale, and.... |
| pres_madagascar 11/23/18 3:14:48 AM #5 | MabusIncarnate posted... Did you hang from Zeus's balls yet? Not yet. Having it download while still at work so I can play when I get home. Just finished red dead 2. --- |
| Topic | Bought assassins creed odyssey on black Friday sale, and.... |
| pres_madagascar 11/23/18 3:08:26 AM #3 | glitteringfairy posted... That's cool Right --- |
| Topic | Bought assassins creed odyssey on black Friday sale, and.... |
| pres_madagascar 11/23/18 3:06:04 AM #1 | I know the girl has a better voice actor, but I want to play as a cheesy, incredibly gay man. So, I have to be alexious. --- |
| Topic | Fallout 76 "Accolades" Trailer |
| pres_madagascar 11/22/18 8:15:44 PM #17 | |
| Topic | Are the Sentinelese people hiding something? |
| pres_madagascar 11/22/18 5:43:52 PM #11 | apocalyptic_4 posted... Goats posted...It's weird. I was watching a documentary about them a few weeks ago and then this happens. They survived the 2004 Tsunami relatively unscathed where nearby islanders who were much better at sailing were almost all wiped out. Like they had advanced warning somehow. India sent a helicopter expecting the worst had happened to them and see if they needed aid but had to turn back because the 150+ people tribe was still alive and shooting arrows at them. Iirc it was an incident with them feeling fisherman were taking their fish or some shit. --- |
| Topic | Holy FUCK at that Lion King trailer |
| pres_madagascar 11/22/18 5:42:16 PM #24 | MICHALECOLE posted... pres_madagascar posted...MICHALECOLE posted...AlephZero posted...is it a shot for shot remake or what Aladdin, Mulan, etc are coming too. --- |
| Topic | IGN gave Fallout 76 a 5/10 |
| pres_madagascar 11/22/18 5:41:49 PM #6 | GameSpot gave it a 4/10 lol --- |
| Topic | Holy FUCK at that Lion King trailer |
| pres_madagascar 11/22/18 5:41:02 PM #19 | MICHALECOLE posted... AlephZero posted...is it a shot for shot remake or what Or beauty and the beef? --- |
| Topic | Holy FUCK at that Lion King trailer |
| pres_madagascar 11/22/18 5:40:48 PM #18 | AlephZero posted... is it a shot for shot remake or what Yes, Disney has been doing them and is doing more of them. --- |
| Topic | Holy FUCK at that Lion King trailer |
| pres_madagascar 11/22/18 5:39:27 PM #13 | |
| Topic | Holy FUCK at that Lion King trailer |
| pres_madagascar 11/22/18 5:39:17 PM #12 | James earl Jones saying "remember" gave me literal chills. --- |
| Topic | Kellogg's All Together cereal they made for Spirit Day is appalling. |
| pres_madagascar 11/22/18 10:01:00 AM #7 | PoopPotato posted... Did you not grow up poor? I grew up shit poor, we still had standards. --- |
| Topic | ITT: Games that got worse in the second half |
| pres_madagascar 11/22/18 9:59:46 AM #33 | 90% of all video games ever released since the 3d story based era and onwards. --- |
| Topic | Tales of Zestiria is a marvel |
| pres_madagascar 11/22/18 9:56:48 AM #23 | Vesperia was the last truly excellent game in the series. Graces f and hearts r and berseria were all decent, but not great. The rest were utter dog shit. Fight me, nerds. --- |
| Topic | Violent dog bursts into school and injures 12 kids. |
| pres_madagascar 11/22/18 9:54:07 AM #60 | The thing about pits, is they: A) need considerably more exercise, playtime, and interaction than any other dog breed. They have a shit loaf of energy, they get bored/stir crazy easy, etc. B) need their owner to actually know how to handle them. You HAVE to be strong and commanding with them. They must know you are their master and to not disobey you. That doesn't mean hitting them or something, it means you can't be a bitch ass with this kind of dog. --- |
| Topic | the gap between the stegosaurus and t-rex is bigger than the gap between t-rex |
| pres_madagascar 11/22/18 9:25:08 AM #9 | Dyinglegacy posted... Dinosaurs ruled the earth for about 175 million years, we've been here for about 200k. Think about that for a second. Let it sink in. You know. When you think of it, we're living in a dinosaur's post apocalyptic world. --- |
| Topic | John Snow caught cheating on his Ygritte |
| pres_madagascar 11/22/18 9:21:31 AM #16 | I'm now suspect, because no one can get a boner on coke. That's eat the pussy for 3 hours time. This dude takes viagara lmao --- |
| Topic | wtf testicles actually moving on its own |
| pres_madagascar 11/22/18 9:18:01 AM #31 | monkmith posted... pres_madagascar posted...Careful. You can get this thing called testicular tortion. Where when your body tugs on the cords holding your balls, to bring them inside the body when it's cold. That cord can get twisted and your ball can get stuck up there and start to die. My dad couldn't handle it well. Like, he was a fuckin trooper, but fighting that pain took so much out of him he was almost too weak to walk. Then after they initially first fixed the tangle, he laid on the couch with ice on his sack for a week. --- |
| Topic | the gap between the stegosaurus and t-rex is bigger than the gap between t-rex |
| pres_madagascar 11/22/18 9:16:20 AM #7 | specialkid8 posted... And Cleopatra lived closer to the moon landing than we do. No, but there's less time between us now and cleopatra still being alive, than there was between cleopatra being alive and the construction of the pyramids. Those pyramids were built when mammoths still existed. They're fuckin old. They're not even the oldest man made stone structures either. They found the ruins of a city older than that down in south america that had nothing to do with the known civilizations there, but was apparently one of the first known actual civilizations by definition. Hold up lemme find link --- |
| Topic | wtf testicles actually moving on its own |
| pres_madagascar 11/22/18 9:12:53 AM #26 | apolloooo posted... I just felt my balls thanks. I find the best time imo is in the shower. Your shit is at its most elastic because of the warm waiter, and you have to fondle that area to clean it anyway. --- |
| Topic | wtf testicles actually moving on its own |
| pres_madagascar 11/22/18 9:10:05 AM #24 | YukihoHagiwara posted... pres_madagascar posted...Careful. You can get this thing called testicular tortion. Where when your body tugs on the cords holding your balls, to bring them inside the body when it's cold. That cord can get twisted and your ball can get stuck up there and start to die. No, do touch yourself. Feel your balls regularly. --- |
| Topic | Are you ghastly? |
| pres_madagascar 11/22/18 4:05:17 AM #11 | Haunter>gengar>ghastly Undisputibale facts --- |
| Topic | wtf testicles actually moving on its own |
| pres_madagascar 11/22/18 3:58:55 AM #19 | apolloooo posted... HylianFox posted...pres_madagascar posted...HylianFox posted...my balls always go up inside me when I masturbate As funny as this is gonna sound, when I was a teenager, before jackass took off, I used to watch the Tom Green show on mtv. When he did the special about him getting testicular cancer and made a song telling everyone to check their balls for lumps, I did, and have, since. He was just on the your mom's house podcast talking about how guys have actually credited him with them finding lumps early. You should give your balls a good feel every couple of months to check for lumps. --- |
| Topic | wtf testicles actually moving on its own |
| pres_madagascar 11/22/18 3:32:08 AM #15 | HylianFox posted... pres_madagascar posted...HylianFox posted...my balls always go up inside me when I masturbate Makes me think of when you drink a Capri sun super fast and basically completely deflate it into nothing in seconds. --- |
| Topic | the gap between the stegosaurus and t-rex is bigger than the gap between t-rex |
| pres_madagascar 11/22/18 3:15:19 AM #3 | dawiseone4 posted... wow dinosaurs really reigned for that long? Dinosaurs existed longer than we did. The age of mammals is the shortest epoch so far --- |
| Topic | wtf testicles actually moving on its own |
| pres_madagascar 11/22/18 3:14:39 AM #13 | HylianFox posted... my balls always go up inside me when I masturbate They're almost always pulled up inside or pulled closer to the body when you get a rager. --- |
| Topic | wtf testicles actually moving on its own |
| pres_madagascar 11/22/18 1:32:30 AM #7 | apolloooo posted... pres_madagascar posted...Careful. You can get this thing called testicular tortion. Where when your body tugs on the cords holding your balls, to bring them inside the body when it's cold. That cord can get twisted and your ball can get stuck up there and start to die. Ya lol. If your ball stays up there longer than a few whores, you really need to go to a doctor. They gave him testosterone gel though to compensate for the lack of the other ball. I tried it once, it was like getting pure energy. I just wanted to lift heavy objects. --- |
| Topic | so Bethesda fixed a bug in their game engine thats been there since MORROWIND |
| pres_madagascar 11/22/18 1:19:34 AM #15 | Doom_Art posted... pres_madagascar posted...Oh and elder scrolls 6 and starfield(aka Bethesda in space) or whatever are both using that engine lol. Yeah, their engine is so completely out of date with where open world rpgs and open world games period have been going since it came out. It was "charming" in a b movie so bad its funny kind of way at first, but at this point its bad. --- |
| Topic | so Bethesda fixed a bug in their game engine thats been there since MORROWIND |
| pres_madagascar 11/22/18 1:15:37 AM #11 | Doom_Art posted... hotcegaI posted...tc is trolling Oh and elder scrolls 6 and starfield(aka Bethesda in space) or whatever are both using that engine lol. --- |
| Topic | wtf testicles actually moving on its own |
| pres_madagascar 11/22/18 1:14:43 AM #5 | Careful. You can get this thing called testicular tortion. Where when your body tugs on the cords holding your balls, to bring them inside the body when it's cold. That cord can get twisted and your ball can get stuck up there and start to die. Happened to my dad. He now has one ball. --- |
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