Lurker > yusiko

ill do whatever i please do your dick (with your consent of course)
and no one can stop me (other than you who has the power to say no at any time)
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yusketeer

you dont drink cock
you drink the stuff that comes out of it
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yusketeer

marge becomes a robot
maybe moe gets a cellphone
has bart ever owned a bear?
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yusketeer

ive never seen bojack horseman but if it doesnt show racism/sexism/homophobia as positive things someone will claim its a SJW show so that term is pretty stupid because its mainly used by assholes who want to demonize people who arent assholes
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yusketeer

it was more just plain boring than bad
both the lead characters were really bland but its animated really well and the songs are good
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yusketeer

i already like new pheobe more than i ever liked old pheobe
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yusketeer

D.D warrior lady would destroy all of the egyption card cards
literally none of them are immune to her effect so set her face down on the field and banish them when they try to destroy her
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yusketeer

overall i really enjoyed this one
i really liked the drama between the sisters. and the youngest sister mind reading powers ruining sex for her was amusing
i do wish the whole dont trust harry cliffhanger from the first episode wasnt resolved so quickly
feel the trickstar demon should have been a mid season bad guy to build up a wall of distrust between the sisters and their whitelighter which could have been interesting for awhile but like classic charmed they resolved things too quickly
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yusketeer

i liked certain aspects of the first pumpkinhead movie. i loved the creatures design but i find it not very interesting until the monster finally shows up and the build up to that is painfully dull

overall i liked the first one its just not a movie i have ever felt a strong desire to rewatch
the second one is complete and utter horseshit
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yusketeer

trump supporters arent rational people
if they were they wouldnt be supporting trump in the first place
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yusketeer

i went to a shrink to analyze my dream
she said its lack of sex thats bringing me down
i went to a whore he said my life's a bore
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yusketeer

Cause dick is fun to suck
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yusketeer

Mr mime
I fuck it
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yusketeer

DezDroppedFreak posted...

First 2 are good with the first being the best

Third is eh

Dont watch 4

4 has a couple good gags but overall its meh
i think its better than 3 though


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yusketeer

Don't escape the floating continent right away
When it asks if you want to jump off pick no
Then when you try a second time there Will be an option wait for shadow
So you have to wait for the timer to run out or else he dies
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yusketeer

i cant judge furries because the biker mice from mars were totally fuckable


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yusketeer

there was a set up for gau on the snes known as wind god gau and it was blatantly overpowered
however you cant do it anymore on the GBA version so his usefullness took a nose dive on the GBA
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yusketeer

jason is sexy
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yusketeer

the happiest moment of your life will be when you realize happy meals have no age limit
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yusketeer

i like that eleanor the worst person among the cast is the one who grows the most
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yusketeer

my favorite moment was in season 2 when they were taking their tests and eleanor was the only one who passed genuinely earning a spot in the real good place but lied to her friends and said she failed so they wouldnt feel guilty since they agreed that if even one of them failed the test they all would
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yusketeer

there are only 2 rages worth using
stray cat which is found early in the game and the one you will be using for most of the game and is the primary offensive rage

and magic urn which is found late in the game and is his main defensive rage

there is really no point in using any other rage than those 2
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yusketeer

@Turbam posted...

I ain't clicking on any links today

if you didnt look at it but still quoted it and it was porn you would be banned as well O_o
anyway it was a video of 3 cocks
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yusketeer

he got suspended before he could even show his dick
such a tragedy
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yusketeer

WilliamPorygon posted...

all these suicides are either gore or boobs
why does no one show dicks? :(

Why does no one show bestiality?
Or at least somebody fucking roadkill

cause bestiality is disgusting
unless it involves giraffes
no one can blame someone for being attracted to giraffes as they are the sexiest animal
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yusketeer

he is already suspended and he didnt even show his dick :(
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yusketeer

Hairy-man posted...

Nobody wants to see my dick again lol

thats not true!
i bet its a wonderful dick
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yusketeer

refreshes page every 5 seconds while waiting for dick pics
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yusketeer

Cornmuffins posted...

No dick picks.

ignore this man
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yusketeer

Hairy-man posted...

Ok I shall post my dick

you are a saint
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yusketeer

all these suicides are either gore or boobs
why does no one show dicks? :(
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yusketeer

i need that white foam in my mouth

for good oral hygiene
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yusketeer

if you wanted the 2 best party members you had to treat kid like a dick
which worked out for me cause i didnt really like kid so i never end up missing out on lenna and glenn
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yusketeer

the villain was lame
the original chamed ones had a much better starter villain to go up against with a personal connection to one of the sisters

this is just some guy who was accused of sexual harassment who turned out to be a demon who feeds off of strong women and has ice powers for some reason and is made out of really bad CGI
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yusketeer

Vyrulisse posted...

I'm not making a pun or anything but it doesn't have the same "Charm" as the original.

that is true
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yusketeer

remember when she traded lil her coloring book for a reptar space helmet
and traded phil his reptar doll for crayons

so that lil would give him a reptar space helmet for a doll he no longer has
and phil would give lil crayon for a coloring book she no longer has

god she was a delightful little bitch
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yusketeer

i didnt care for the first episode
i mean there were parts that i had me thinking this could be a good show if given time. scenes like the 3 sister watching videos of their dead mom were fine and the episode needed more of those bonding moments cause those were actually good scenes.

the 3 sisters overall werent as memorable as the original charmed ones. maybe its cause none of them are as good of actors as the original trio.
the episode was a bit too preachy and didnt handle its subject matter in a decent way. you can have a feminist message without beating the audience over the head with it. its called subtly writers. something the plot lacked.

and of course the original trio had to figure out their powers and origin on their own so it kind of contradicts the message this episode tried to send by having a man explain their powers and origin to them which woudnt have been a big deal had the show not made such a big deal about it even complaining that a man was the new gender studies professor at the university

overall there are bits and pieces that make me think this show could be good. but overall i wasnt a fan
the original charmed pilot was leagues better
and as cheesy as it is i want them to use english rhymes for the spells rather than latin
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yusketeer

i was once modded for talking about a yaoi manga on the anime board and the reason the mod gave was because if you google the name of the series it leads to sexual images

of course right above my topic was a topic about hentai recommendations talking about series more explicit than mine was and it wasnt modded and i marked it myself so i know it was marked
so the double standard pissed me off
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yusketeer

i didnt know they were the good guys
i already marked this topic as spoiler with no warning (not even kidding i dont think it will get modded but if it does ill giggle)
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yusketeer

in scream they are watching halloween at the party
in halloween H20 the 2 girls are watching scream 2 before the party

why didnt the universe implode in on itself?
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yusketeer

fuck
im literally in tears now
that kid is going to die and that bitch is going to do it
the judge who did this to the poor kid is a fucking murderer and that kids blood will be on his hands as well as hers

this is wrong on every level
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yusketeer

monkmith posted...

only thing good i can say about the rob zombie movies was that they weren't afraid to make the killer more human. like i said, myers is essentially a mummy throughout the series, slow moving and unstoppable. the remakes added some limited humanity to him.

which is why it didnt work
Michael Myers is supposed to come across as evil incarnate. a modern day boogeyman
the more we know about him the less scary he becomes because he becomes more human instead of the personification of pure evil he was in the first film
that is the reason john carpenter regretted making him related to laurie in the second one because he felt that even something as small as that humanized him too much and took the edge away from him
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yusketeer