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Topici forced a bot to read over 1,000 CE topics and asked it to make more topics
spanky1
08/01/18 2:38:40 PM
#27
Body cam footage of police shooting the perfect girl but one boob is bigger than the other. >_>
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TopicPoop is a funny word
spanky1
08/01/18 2:37:02 PM
#5
PoopPotato posted...
Why is it funny?

Oh SHIT this is awkward now!
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TopicPoop is a funny word
spanky1
08/01/18 2:35:37 PM
#3
The word Poop looks like poop itself.
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TopicBoob is a funny word
spanky1
08/01/18 2:28:49 PM
#4
DuranOfForcena posted...
the word "Boob" itself is boobs

B = overhead view of boobs
oo = frontal view of boobs
b = side view of boob

Beat me to it. D:
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Topici forced a bot to read over 1,000 CE topics and asked it to make more topics
spanky1
08/01/18 2:28:13 PM
#22
White Florida man calls 90 police on fan man.
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Topici forced a bot to read over 1,000 CE topics and asked it to make more topics
spanky1
08/01/18 2:27:30 PM
#21
Look at these boobs. >_>
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Topici forced a bot to read over 1,000 CE topics and asked it to make more topics
spanky1
08/01/18 2:27:02 PM
#20
The perfect girl, but she's the perfect girl.
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Topic(Video) Police arrive to hostage situation...End up shooting hostage and suspect
spanky1
08/01/18 1:49:51 PM
#68
LordMarshal posted...
spanky1 posted...
I can't blame them for their decision at the time they shot. It was do or die at that point.


He had a knife. The cops were 100% safe.

Hosing down both of them was the fairest decision. Nothing personal.

I thought we were already past this line of argument. It was an active murder in progress. They had to open fire. That was the only option.

The fact that they hit the woman was a failure in skill, not in decision making.
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TopicAnyone have any luck getting out of a Comcast contract?
spanky1
08/01/18 1:47:42 PM
#6
If there's a store nearby, go to that. It's better to see the whites of their eyes, they're usually more helpful then.

But yeah, you 100% can add or remove various services even under a contract, as long as you keep at least one of any service.
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Topic(Video) Police arrive to hostage situation...End up shooting hostage and suspect
spanky1
08/01/18 1:46:17 PM
#64
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
kingdrake2 posted...
spanky1 posted...
What I'm wondering is why that lady was just standing there. Everyone should have cleared out and gotten far away from the guy.


she froze in fear :(. may that lady rest in peace.
police did all they could do in this situation from my POV.


She a walker and . . . is that an O2 tank? I can't tell. Not exactly going to parkour her ass out of there.

Yeah I guess that's true.

I mean man, this entire situation almost feels like a scripted movie scene or something. You have a maniac bad guy who can't be reasoned with, an old helpless lady. It feels like something out of a Lethal Weapon movie or Robocop or something.
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Topic(Video) Police arrive to hostage situation...End up shooting hostage and suspect
spanky1
08/01/18 1:45:19 PM
#63
I can't blame them for their decision at the time they shot. It was do or die at that point.

I do suppose you could make a case for how they approached the situation to begin with, though. Is it possible they could have interacted with the guy from the very beginning in a calm manner and try to peacefully talk him down? Before any interaction with the lady happened, I mean.
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TopicPeople are not vocal enough about how bad the Nintendo switch is
spanky1
08/01/18 1:39:51 PM
#38
I could have sworn they quickly changed the docking design after reports of scratching.
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Topic(Video) Police arrive to hostage situation...End up shooting hostage and suspect
spanky1
08/01/18 1:37:15 PM
#47
A_Good_Boy posted...
VectorChaos posted...
A_Good_Boy posted...
Once he took a hostage and put a weapon to her throat, why didn't the cops hold back and call in a professional to talk the man down? Idk man, you can sit there and make excuses for the cops shooting the hostage in the face, but there were better options. It doesn't make any sense to say that the man was probably going to kill her so the cops had no choice but to guarantee that she actually did die.


"Hey we're gonna call the hostage negot--aaaaand she's dead."

Alright what's your next "better option". Hit me.

I don't understand your point. Are you trying to say that killing the hostage themselves was the best thing to do? How is keeping their guns trained on him, barring his escape, and waiting for a negotiator, somehow worse than just outright shooting the hostage themselves?

People are saying he was actively cutting her throat at that point, not holding her hostage. So really, there was no hostage. It was an active murder in progress.
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Topic(Video) Police arrive to hostage situation...End up shooting hostage and suspect
spanky1
08/01/18 1:35:53 PM
#46
What I'm wondering is why that lady was just standing there. Everyone should have cleared out and gotten far away from the guy.
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TopicAnyone have any luck getting out of a Comcast contract?
spanky1
08/01/18 1:26:43 PM
#4
They will let you cut just the TV if you're keeping internet.

The contract counts just as long as you have any kind of Comcast service. Even just a phone line will do.

The person you talked to was either lying or has it wrong.
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TopicI have a hard time ordering for one at a fried chicken place.
spanky1
08/01/18 1:23:14 PM
#1
I just want a bucket of dark meat. Maybe 8 pieces or so. It's hard to get a good deal on that. Church's has 10 legs and thighs for 10 bucks I think, so that's pretty good.

What most places like to sell to single customers is like, two pieces of dark meat and a couple sides or something. I don't want that. I just want the bucket! And then the bigger sizes are like full family meals with a ton of sides and rolls and stuff.

I went to Pollo Campero, amazing fried chicken, and asked what kind of deals they have on just dark meat. They said they have a two piece deal, and a 20 piece deal. Wtf! And then trying to just order the exact amount of pieces you want individually is always wildly overpriced.

I have a pretty good life.
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TopicDo any of you have to take meds everyday?
spanky1
08/01/18 11:36:34 AM
#29
TopicLMAO @ the Lakers new road uniforms
spanky1
08/01/18 11:36:04 AM
#2
I don't get it.
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TopicPeople are not vocal enough about how bad the Nintendo switch is
spanky1
08/01/18 11:35:20 AM
#32
Right out of the box, both of the sticks on my joy cons had a kind of "loose" feel to them, like there was ample dead space, as opposed to a normal controller stick, which is very tight and requires you to push to move them.

Is that normal?
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TopicCan you believe it's 2018 and there are still people that think modern music
spanky1
08/01/18 11:18:11 AM
#93
Looking at that list, 2002 was a dark year for everyone.
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TopicCuddling Dogs is way better then cuddling a cat IMO
spanky1
07/31/18 5:43:49 PM
#19
Oh and for cuddling content, look at this god damn video of this fucking cat family, a mom and dad and babies, god fucking damn it it's cute:


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TopicCuddling Dogs is way better then cuddling a cat IMO
spanky1
07/31/18 5:41:58 PM
#16
Cuddling with big heavy dogs isn't the best. Small to medium dogs are great, and cats are good too. Big dogs are just too big and they can be annoying sometimes when they think they're small.
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TopicCan you believe it's 2018 and there are still people that think modern music
spanky1
07/31/18 2:26:04 PM
#32
TheGoldenEel posted...
spanky1 posted...
It seems like popular music today is all very slow temp, stripped down basic beats, like minimalistic songs almost, with heavy emphasis on vocalist. Not full sounding or upbeat like pop music of old.

I have no idea what youre talking about and neither do you

Oh come on. I'm talking about styles that come and go. Popular music styles are a thing. Disco was pop music, it had a very specific feel to it. That kind of thing. It's a legit observation of an era of music. Is it slower, is it faster, does it have this kind of sound, does it have that kind of sound.

The pop music today has a very specific feel to it. It's generally a lot slower than popular music of the past. Stuff like Imagine Dragons, very slow rhythm. That one Bad at Love song is another good example. Slow, simple beat.

Compare it to say, for example, 90s pop music. All very uptempo and fast paced, generally.
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TopicCan A Snake Share A Bond/Have Feelings For It's Owner?
spanky1
07/31/18 1:16:28 PM
#4
I have a pet snake and that bitch hates me. Tries to eat me most of the time.
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TopicHave you ever gone to a Comic Con?
spanky1
07/31/18 1:13:06 PM
#7
I've always wanted to go to one, but I live in Houston, and apparently the Houston ones all blow hard. And I don't know anyone who would want to go. So I'd be going solo to a lame con. I always almost muster up the courage, but then I read up on the reviews and look at Youtube videos of previous years, and it always looks really lame and I don't go.
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TopicWhite people literally fought wars over spices
spanky1
07/31/18 1:10:55 PM
#18
Some damn fine coffee!
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TopicShould there be an obese female Overwatch character?
spanky1
07/31/18 12:01:16 PM
#30
eston posted...
l Dudeboy l posted...
What can an obese character being to a battlefield? Other than being a human meat shield.

LightHawKnight posted...
Why would a soldier be obese?

Well there already is an obese male character, soooo

Problem is, that obese male character is portrayed as villainous, comical, grotesque, etc. He's not really a rolemodel or anything. For a fat woman, they would clearly portray her as being a "good guy" if that makes sense, someone you're supposed to like and look up to.

If they made a female version of Roadhog that'd be awesome. All crude and offensive and shit.
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TopicWhat is the name of that anime where girls fight with their boobs?
spanky1
07/31/18 11:46:10 AM
#22
>_________________>
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TopicCan you believe it's 2018 and there are still people that think modern music
spanky1
07/31/18 11:45:13 AM
#29
It seems like popular music today is all very slow temp, stripped down basic beats, like minimalistic songs almost, with heavy emphasis on vocalist. Not full sounding or upbeat like pop music of old.
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TopicShould there be an obese female Overwatch character?
spanky1
07/31/18 11:41:18 AM
#18
Zarya is the hottest one imo, not even joking. That sexy Russian she-bear could snu snu me any day.
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TopicI don't get the "gigantic boobs" fetish
spanky1
07/31/18 11:16:45 AM
#64
Jessica Nigri has great boobs, but I wouldn't call her size a fetish size. Fetish sizes are really, really big, bigger than what most people would deem tasteful, hence the classification of fetish.

Jessica's are conventionally large.
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Topicits so funny how some people blame liberals for conservative racism
spanky1
07/30/18 1:34:16 PM
#18
iClockwork posted...
spanky1 posted...
What part of that is confusing?

None of it. Your "point" was clear as day...

Now you put quotes around the word point and ended with elipses. >_> I just don't know what to think now.
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TopicI like my women like I like my fighting game characters
spanky1
07/30/18 12:51:52 PM
#2
Voluptuous and scantily clad.
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Topicits so funny how some people blame liberals for conservative racism
spanky1
07/30/18 12:43:37 PM
#12
iClockwork posted...
spanky1 posted...
Like if you read a story about how you should call babies "they" because the gender isn't set yet, that would be when people say "this is why Trump won".


What part of that is confusing?
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TopicIs Family Guy becoming conservative?
spanky1
07/30/18 11:56:30 AM
#11
It's as moderately liberal as it's always been, it's just that society is going further left and right on each end, so in comparison it looks more conservative than it used to. It might also be more libertarian than anything though, kinda like South Park.
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Topicits so funny how some people blame liberals for conservative racism
spanky1
07/30/18 11:54:36 AM
#10
People don't say "this is why Trump won" when liberals call out racism. That's dumb.

They use that term when liberals do something dumb and overly politically correct, which they do from time to time. Like if you read a story about how you should call babies "they" because the gender isn't set yet, that would be when people say "this is why Trump won".
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TopicMan awarded nearly 9 million dollars from wife's lover.
spanky1
07/30/18 11:52:35 AM
#24
Adultery is bad, of course, but what the fuck.

How is this any different than The Scarlet Letter? Infidelity should not equal the destruction of a life.
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TopicThe perfect girl but she has a buzzcut and will always keep it that way.
spanky1
07/27/18 12:36:29 PM
#23
I'm one of those guys that loves it when a famous porn star gets a buzz cut.
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TopicThe perfect girl but she has a buzzcut and will always keep it that way.
spanky1
07/27/18 11:27:59 AM
#20
I love buzz cuts, that's one of my ideal looks on a girl honestly.
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TopicBowling alley worker asked a large group to calm down. They mobbed him
spanky1
07/27/18 11:24:29 AM
#69
Unsugarized_Foo posted...
What a bunch of turkeys. You can't just strike someone and double up on them. That's a foul line they crossed and deserve to live in the gutters and no justice should spare them. I'd love it if they pinned them to 300 years and confined to just one lane in life

post of the day, tbh
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TopicWould you date a girl like this?
spanky1
07/27/18 11:20:20 AM
#35
I've always wanted to die by snu snu

this girl would be my chance
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TopicIs All Offense Equal?
spanky1
07/27/18 11:15:39 AM
#9
Being the first person to be offended is a very important point, actually.

If you're offended first, it gives more weight to your side.
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Topicair conditioning is out at work pls send help :v
spanky1
07/27/18 11:06:41 AM
#1
I'd honestly rather be outside in the sunny heat, that'd be better than this. I'm up on the second floor, no windows to open, no access to an open door, so it's basically like an oven. Extremely stale air. It's currently about 96 degrees, which, again, that number itself isn't too hot, but combined with the extremely suffocating environment it's horrible. It's like trying to breath through hot month old gym shorts.

pretty sure im gonna die

wish me luck ce
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TopicHaven't deeded in like 3 days >_>
spanky1
07/26/18 2:22:08 AM
#47
TopicThe basketball scene in Catwoman is one of the greatest moments in cinema.
spanky1
07/25/18 5:38:27 PM
#34
Also, that scene took a LOT of work and effort to make. I mean think about it, it wasn't just lazily slapped together. There were a TON of different angles to film from, meaning a ton of different takes, and all of those close up face shots, the crowd of extras and filming around them, editing all that together, all of those quick cuts, the shot of her flying towards the basket. I mean, a shot can be bad because the film maker may just be lazy about it, but this wasn't the film maker being lazy. And that makes it so much worse in the end. They actually tried. It probably took a whole fucking day of shooting to make this scene happen.
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TopicThe basketball scene in Catwoman is one of the greatest moments in cinema.
spanky1
07/25/18 5:33:41 PM
#32
Guys, come on. That Daredevil fight is cheesy, sure but it is NOWHERE in the realm of bad that the Catwoman scene is. The fight, I mean it's basically cheesy kung fu. We've seen that a ton. It's not totally mind blowingly bad or anything. It follows over the top, cheesy kung fu traditions. The camera work isn't even all that awful, and it honestly doesn't even cut that much.

I have long said that the Catwoman basketball scene is the worst instance of filmed fiction that has ever been made ever. It is truly horrifying on every front, on any perceived angle. The script, the actors, the action, the editing, choreography, the kids, the music, just all of it. Everything you could possibly to do make a bad scene is done in that scene. There is a point where Catwoman moves the ball from one hand to the other and just looks at it and smiles and the camera is going insane. And she's just putting the ball in one hand from the other.

Just...I can't do it. I can't go on about it. People have tried to show me stuff that is worse than it, like the McDonalds scene from Mac and Me. That's nowhere near as bad as this. You have to look at scope, you have to look at intent, you have to look at the caliber of talent behind the shot to truly judge it. This is an Oscar award winning actress in a modern super hero movie. It was made in a time when we have modern technology and sensibilities.

I just don't know how it ever happened.
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TopicHaven't deeded in like 3 days >_>
spanky1
07/25/18 5:10:20 PM
#9
Big, nice, bouncy boobs, with big nipples. :)
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TopicWhen did bowling get expensive?
spanky1
07/25/18 5:06:19 PM
#1
I'm looking at all these reviews for bowling places around where I live and everyone is bitching because it's so expensive. Like over a hundred bucks for a night for three people or so.

How much is bowling supposed to cost? Last time I really bowled was when I was a kid, and we'd do this summer pass thing where you get a ton of free games for cheap.

Bowling. :V
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TopicCalifornia: 6 months in jail for giving somebody a straw
spanky1
07/25/18 4:10:19 PM
#35
Demolition Man, everybody.
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TopicI don't get the "gigantic boobs" fetish
spanky1
07/25/18 4:08:18 PM
#41
Dominican Poison has some really good huge boobs.
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