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Topichot girl memes are the worst
No_U_L7
12/12/18 5:16:18 PM
#2
"daddy is for guys that pay your rent, not guys that buy you dinner"
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Topichot girl memes are the worst
No_U_L7
12/12/18 4:23:53 PM
#1
"next time a guy asks for your number, take his phone and venmo yourself some money, you deserve it queen"

ughhhhh
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Topicpick up artist pro tip #92: how to avoid the friendzone
No_U_L7
12/12/18 3:29:31 PM
#1
make a move faster you moron
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TopicHow to turn dates into something more sexual/intimate
No_U_L7
12/12/18 3:34:34 AM
#26
DrizztLink posted...
GreatEvilEmpire posted...
DrizztLink posted...
GreatEvilEmpire posted...
Ask her if she wants to kiss

Good god do not do this


Life isn't a movie. A lot of things are counter-intuitive and they work.

This has been field tested with a high success rate.

Direct quote:

"There is nothing less sexy than a guy asking to kiss you."


as a pick up artist, do not ask a girl to kiss you. either go for it, or tell her to kiss you.
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TopicHow to turn dates into something more sexual/intimate
No_U_L7
12/12/18 2:02:28 AM
#16
the entire questions in the OP are the basis of pick up artists. if you wanna know what to do, you need to study pick up artist techniques
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TopicI bought a new watch today (pic)
No_U_L7
12/12/18 12:18:07 AM
#18
PIITB415 posted...

This is true lol but the thing is built like a tank. I will say that traveling to places that have to sales tax (Portland) for the day to make a purchase makes it more bearable if you're near or can fly within an hour.


for me a beater watch is something i take to dirty places, places with a higher risk of getting robbed, losing it or having it get really dirty/scratched.
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TopicI bought a new watch today (pic)
No_U_L7
12/11/18 11:56:37 PM
#16
PIITB415 posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
PIITB415 posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
Nice collection


Thanks. I think the next addition is in about 6 months will be some JLC or a Cartier tank/solo. It's taken me a bit to build up but eventually I'll probably sell off some pieces and end up with a Lange


good to see that you're thinking it through thoroughly, a lot of people don't put enough thought into their collections. mine's down to just 3 pieces now, a dress GMT, a nice diver and a beater diver. only 7 days a week and one wrist to wear it


Very nice. I will say I enjoy the black bay as a beater as honestly no one knows what it is and it's built pretty damn solid.


Haha, I would not think of a 3k watch as a beater. My beater is just an older version/different color of my nice diver
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TopicI bought a new watch today (pic)
No_U_L7
12/11/18 11:44:24 PM
#11
PIITB415 posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
Nice collection


Thanks. I think the next addition is in about 6 months will be some JLC or a Cartier tank/solo. It's taken me a bit to build up but eventually I'll probably sell off some pieces and end up with a Lange


good to see that you're thinking it through thoroughly, a lot of people don't put enough thought into their collections. mine's down to just 3 pieces now, a dress GMT, a nice diver and a beater diver. only 7 days a week and one wrist to wear it
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Topicmy friend is trying to tell me that foreskin reduces the chances of getting STDs
No_U_L7
12/11/18 11:36:11 PM
#1
he says the extra layer helps block the infection off

that can't possibly be true...right?
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TopicI bought a new watch today (pic)
No_U_L7
12/11/18 11:29:16 PM
#5
Nice collection
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Topicwait, steve mcqueen is black?
No_U_L7
12/11/18 10:01:33 PM
#1
TopicArrowverse crossover- Elseworlds starts in a couple minutes!!
No_U_L7
12/11/18 6:31:18 AM
#51
DarthAragorn posted...
Manocheese posted...
Mark Guggenheim was locked up in Arkham.

That's where he should be in real life

Sick sack of shit


are you just not a fan of his writing, or did you confuse him with andrew kreisberg
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Topicwhat does it mean if i bang a girl, go to the bathroom and she's gone when i get
No_U_L7
12/11/18 5:05:54 AM
#1
Topicsucks that i can't eat on dates because i get ridiculously bloated
No_U_L7
12/09/18 8:53:29 PM
#1
i'm also an ugly eater
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Topichow can i get better at poker?
No_U_L7
12/09/18 8:25:42 AM
#10
NurseRedHeart posted...
You really need to learn that you have to fold on most hands. Only play with really high combinations


when i play with my friends, blinds are so small at 5 and 10 cents ($10 buy in) that i often just limp in for the minimum and see if i can catch, if i can't i just fold. i do get into a lot of trouble chasing sometimes tho.
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Topichow can i get better at poker?
No_U_L7
12/09/18 8:04:56 AM
#7
jcmason posted...
Playing online would be almost useless if youre trying to improve, theres virtually no reading other players beyond basic betting activity.

Playing in a casino, while not necessarily a fun environment (smoke, noise, etc) is probably one of the better ways to learn, since you play against better players and learn from that experience.

Playing with friends would be good too, since you know those people well and have a better chance of reading them, especially as you play more against them.


i have trouble even figuring out my opponents cards sometimes, betting activity would be a good start. my friends and i play about every 4 months so i get rusty in the meantime.
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Topichow can i get better at poker?
No_U_L7
12/09/18 7:57:33 AM
#3
Ultima Dragon posted...
I think just by playing it. There's some luck involved honestly, but a lot of it is just experience and being able to read people.


im good at reading people in conversation...but not in cards. is there a legal way to play online now or is that gone? don't want to go casinos just to play...
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Topichow can i get better at poker?
No_U_L7
12/09/18 7:46:46 AM
#1
never seem to do that great when playing my friends, i either lose a bit or win a bit
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TopicLast night I went to a sorority house got drunk made out with a sorority girl
No_U_L7
12/08/18 2:32:56 PM
#6
WhinyZach posted...
arent you like in your 30's?

wtf you doing at a sorority party


Yes but I still like hooking up with sorority girls
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TopicLast night I went to a sorority house got drunk made out with a sorority girl
No_U_L7
12/08/18 2:29:15 PM
#3
I feel terrible (physically)
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TopicLast night I went to a sorority house got drunk made out with a sorority girl
No_U_L7
12/08/18 1:05:51 PM
#1
Who has a boyfriend, all her sorority sisters got mad at me and kicked me out of the party, came home and vomited and shit in the bathtub while passing out. This is why I dont drink, I'm much smoother sober...
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Topicit's ok for a vegan to try to convert me but if i try to convert a vegan, it is
No_U_L7
12/07/18 5:53:28 PM
#8
ThyCorndog posted...
a vegan believes in minimizing animal suffering so you're essentially trying to turn them against their moral code. you're not choosing your particular dietary habits for ethical reasons like they are so this shouldn't really be confusing but whatever


i actually did choose my diet for moral reasons, i want all living things to suffer, so im starting with animals lol
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Topicit's ok for a vegan to try to convert me but if i try to convert a vegan, it is
No_U_L7
12/07/18 5:46:34 PM
#3
Guy_Fieri posted...
Tell that vegan to go eat grass like a common farm animal


well that's taking it a bit far
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Topicit's ok for a vegan to try to convert me but if i try to convert a vegan, it is
No_U_L7
12/07/18 4:51:31 PM
#1
considered offensive all of a sudden? talk about a double standard
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Topicwhen you realize you've been walking around all day with tooth paste on your shi
No_U_L7
12/07/18 3:07:30 AM
#1
Topicthat feel when after strip club you're covered in glitter and smell like girls
No_U_L7
12/07/18 12:55:54 AM
#6
RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
Your suppose to avoid strippers that have glitter on them.


um...so avoid all strippers?
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Topicthat feel when after strip club you're covered in glitter and smell like girls
No_U_L7
12/07/18 12:46:17 AM
#1
i both love and hate it
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Topiconce meat this stripper who's implants literally felt like bags of sand
No_U_L7
12/06/18 8:34:37 PM
#13
Topiconce meat this stripper who's implants literally felt like bags of sand
No_U_L7
12/06/18 8:25:24 PM
#11
electricbugs2 posted...
DarthGravid posted...
Confirmed, TC has never touched titties.

We've known that for a while.


They were just really poorly done implants
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Topiconce meat this stripper who's implants literally felt like bags of sand
No_U_L7
12/06/18 7:45:14 PM
#1
she was still hot tho
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Topici've won sports gambling every night the last 2 wks, made 5k
No_U_L7
12/06/18 12:02:19 AM
#3
SauI_Goodman posted...
so you was down 5 g's damn


only do nba. started out the year hot, then got on a massive cold streak and broke every gambler's code (tilting, throwing good money after bad, using scared money, etc). then really took a deep breath, told myself i'd use my last 100 and if i lost it i lost it and quit for the year. really ironed out my process and won every day since.
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Topici've won sports gambling every night the last 2 wks, made 5k
No_U_L7
12/05/18 11:52:26 PM
#1
finally back to even
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TopicI work in men's fashion. AMA
No_U_L7
12/04/18 6:25:37 PM
#8
hey answer my question, dont be a jerk
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TopicIt's 3:47, I have to poop but I don't want to poop at work
No_U_L7
12/04/18 6:08:26 PM
#16
Muffinz0rz posted...
krazychao5 posted...
Who doesn't like to poop on company time?

the fuck is wrong with you?

Twin3Turbo posted...
Pooping at work is the best way to do it.

A combination of their shitty-ass paper-thin toilet paper and the possibility that it might end up being a messy shit that would require a shower afterwards

I don't wanna be wandering around the office with that in my asshole, let alone with three other dudes in a small foosball room


solution to both is i bring my own wet wipes to work
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TopicI work in men's fashion. AMA
No_U_L7
12/04/18 5:57:18 PM
#3
do you wear goodyear welted full grain leather shoes, half canvassed 100% wool sportcoats and automatic watches?
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Topicif a girl is constantly calling me fuckface, she wants the D right?
No_U_L7
12/04/18 5:53:57 PM
#13
vocedelmorte posted...
Your gimmick that you're a pickup artist was somehow even better


thanks
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Topicif a girl is constantly calling me fuckface, she wants the D right?
No_U_L7
12/04/18 5:18:52 PM
#8
Muffinz0rz posted...
DarthGravid posted...
Shouldn't you know the answer to this yourself? You know, with all of your years of experience as a "pickup artist".


assuming you know/have all the answers is a terrible way to live life since it doesn't allow for growth and learning
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Topicif a girl is constantly calling me fuckface, she wants the D right?
No_U_L7
12/04/18 4:56:40 PM
#1
sounds like it
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TopicI spent $75 ordering shoes.
No_U_L7
12/04/18 3:31:05 PM
#12
lol you got scammed, those same shoes were $30 over black friday
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Topici spend $30 a day on eating out, is that a lot?
No_U_L7
12/03/18 3:59:45 PM
#9
_Rinku_ posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
EliteLevel posted...
Where the hell can you buy 3 meals a day that cheap?


i don't eat breakfast

But it's the most important meal of the day


i might have a granola bar or something small like that if i'm hungry
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Topici spend $30 a day on eating out, is that a lot?
No_U_L7
12/03/18 3:56:31 PM
#6
EliteLevel posted...
Where the hell can you buy 3 meals a day that cheap?


i don't eat breakfast
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Topici spend $30 a day on eating out, is that a lot?
No_U_L7
12/03/18 3:48:52 PM
#1
i actually learned how to cook, but watching the food get made took all the fun out of eating it, so i just go to restaurants all the time now
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TopicI had a date planned...then I flaked on it
No_U_L7
12/03/18 2:06:34 PM
#1
Having to shower, brush my teeth, shit, shave, do my hair, figure out an outfit and get dressed and then go out just sounded like too much effort. And there were some good NBA games on tv. Too bad too, she was really hot
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Topicsucks not being able to eat at restaurants because an ex-girlfriend works there
No_U_L7
12/03/18 11:51:31 AM
#15
SauI_Goodman posted...
Go on their off day.


how am i supposed to know what their schedule is...
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Topicsucks not being able to eat at restaurants because an ex-girlfriend works there
No_U_L7
12/03/18 11:24:20 AM
#12
Flockaveli posted...
Is this really a thing guys do? Yall never break up on good terms?


nope lol. it's lots of passive aggressiveness, pointing as i see her telling her coworkers about me, etc. once a girl even threw a hissy fit and made quite a scene while i was out at dinner with my family for my dads bday. not to mention i have no clue if they'll do anything to the food. i'd rather just not subject myself to the stress of it
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Topicsucks not being able to eat at restaurants because an ex-girlfriend works there
No_U_L7
12/03/18 10:35:55 AM
#7
HenryAllbright posted...
Stop dating waitresses lol.


waitresses/bartenders are the ones that are always out. career girls (doctors/nurses/engineers/lawyers/etc) are the ones that rarely go out...hard to meet a girl if she doesn't go out much. by pure volume i end up dating a lot of girls in the nightlife and service industry
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Topicsucks not being able to eat at restaurants because an ex-girlfriend works there
No_U_L7
12/03/18 10:30:40 AM
#1
i can't go to like half the restaurants/bars in my town any more =(
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Topichow do i deal with a girl's racist friend?
No_U_L7
12/03/18 6:58:10 AM
#1
this girl i'm trying to bang has a gay friend named blake. he's always saying racist things to me, in front of me, or to her. like he'll ask her "does his **** taste like fried rice?"

i asked her why she hangs out with racists and she said "that's just blake being blake". like wtf...at the same time if i drop her, he wins so i can't do that. just been ignoring him so far. what do?
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Topic''thanks for calling *italian restaurant*, can we put you on hold?'' sure
No_U_L7
12/02/18 9:15:34 PM
#2
i just ate somewhere else
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Topic''thanks for calling *italian restaurant*, can we put you on hold?'' sure
No_U_L7
12/02/18 8:15:43 PM
#1
8 minutes later and they still didn't pick up the phone so i just hung up
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