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| Topic | thought this hot girl had a bf since she's always posting pics with this guy |
| No_U_L7 11/14/18 8:11:54 PM #1 | and they're together literally all the time...but turns out it's her twin brother lool --- |
| Topic | Orlando Jordan's guide to getting laid. |
| No_U_L7 11/13/18 8:28:57 PM #6 | |
| Topic | Accidentally sent porn to a girl on insta |
| No_U_L7 11/13/18 8:17:28 PM #14 | CheezyPuff posted... You can unsend messages on IG phew, thanks, managed to unsend it! guess it can only be unsent as long as she hasn't viewed it? --- |
| Topic | Accidentally sent porn to a girl on insta |
| No_U_L7 11/13/18 7:53:08 PM #1 | Was watching a porn stars insta story when my hand accidentally slipped and it hit the "share" button and then one of the last few girls I messaged. Luckily it wasnt my sister who was the girl next to the girl I accidentally sent it to lol What do I send next to explain what happened? It's a cocktail waitress ive been talking to --- |
| Topic | girl: good job, i never give out my real number to anyone, you should feel |
| No_U_L7 11/13/18 6:58:50 PM #4 | MrK3V posted... lol they say that to everyone Genocet_10-325 posted... She's lying yep --- |
| Topic | girl: good job, i never give out my real number to anyone, you should feel |
| No_U_L7 11/13/18 6:54:05 PM #1 | |
| Topic | if i take out my man thing and the girl's reaction is ''oh'', what does it mean? |
| No_U_L7 11/13/18 1:07:01 AM #1 | |
| Topic | i keep telling myself ''im going to stop fucking up...starting now'' and then |
| No_U_L7 11/12/18 10:08:12 PM #6 | Lost_All_Senses posted... I do that cycle with drugs. Thankfully I actually quit the most harmful one I was using. good thing all of my fuck ups are relatively mundane, and deal with sports, sports gambling, girls and career choices (ok that one is kinda tough) --- |
| Topic | i keep telling myself ''im going to stop fucking up...starting now'' and then |
| No_U_L7 11/12/18 10:05:57 PM #3 | Guide posted... I think doing that is probably fucking you up more than you have to. Sounds like more of a habit than an intentional thing, though. how is it fucking me up? --- |
| Topic | i keep telling myself ''im going to stop fucking up...starting now'' and then |
| No_U_L7 11/12/18 10:03:36 PM #1 | ill immediately fuck up again and tell myself the same thing, ''im going to stop fucking up...starting now'' yet again. it happens almost every day lol disclaimer: just because i'm successful doesn't mean that everything goes my way and that im as successful in every single aspect of my life as i want to be. this particular example is about yearlong fantasy basketball, where i dropped a now top 50 player at the beginning of the year because i wasn't convinced he was legit good. now my opponent is using him against me, and he is absolutely crushing me. --- |
| Topic | i like my girls like i like my eggs |
| No_U_L7 11/12/18 7:51:07 PM #1 | |
| Topic | this girl has a nipslip posted on facebook for 3 years... |
| No_U_L7 11/12/18 6:12:39 AM #1 | thought for sure it would have been taken down by now, either by her or by someone reporting it... --- |
| Topic | just saw the neighborhood blind man use a smart phone, was he faking whole time? |
| No_U_L7 11/10/18 6:23:52 PM #1 | |
| Topic | i really should go grocery shopping more, spending $30 a day on eating out is |
| No_U_L7 11/10/18 5:46:34 PM #4 | Makeveli_lives posted... 900 a month yes. Don't forget to include the cost of cooking utensils and such though. i already have those, i learned how to cook last year then gave up because it takes too much time --- |
| Topic | i really should go grocery shopping more, spending $30 a day on eating out is |
| No_U_L7 11/10/18 5:41:50 PM #1 | |
| Topic | took this girl home, made out then she left while i was in the bathroom |
| No_U_L7 11/10/18 4:11:41 PM #22 | yillin posted... No_U_L7 posted...yillin posted...Who makes out for an hour? What a waste of time. That is true...but that doesnt mean it was continuous. Lots of start/stop so we could talk in between --- |
| Topic | took this girl home, made out then she left while i was in the bathroom |
| No_U_L7 11/10/18 3:57:41 PM #20 | yillin posted... Who makes out for an hour? What a waste of time. Read the topic, it wasnt continuous for an hour --- |
| Topic | took this girl home, made out then she left while i was in the bathroom |
| No_U_L7 11/10/18 3:47:04 PM #18 | EdgeMaster posted... a-c-a-b posted...Imagine making up stories and not even getting laid in them. Unfortunately didnt get enough time with her in the club, my friend wouldn't stop talking to her but he has a girlfriend and wasnt trying to fuck. Hes the one that brought her to the table so I felt bad interrupting. Finally moved onto her about 15 min before closing and got her to hook hard so everyone let me have her. By the time we got home we had only known each other/talked for about 30 min so it wasnt enough time to be that on right away. So went spent a lot of that hour talking and not just making out --- |
| Topic | took this girl home, made out then she left while i was in the bathroom |
| No_U_L7 11/10/18 7:12:43 AM #9 | hotcegaI posted...
we talked a lot. yes, my first instinct isn't to post on ce. i wanted to shower and eat --- |
| Topic | took this girl home, made out then she left while i was in the bathroom |
| No_U_L7 11/10/18 7:11:33 AM #7 | Foppe posted... What did she take from your home? i checked, nothing is missing --- |
| Topic | took this girl home, made out then she left while i was in the bathroom |
| No_U_L7 11/10/18 7:09:53 AM #5 | hotcegaI posted... No you didn't took her home at 2, she left at 3 then i showered, ate and posted this topic --- |
| Topic | took this girl home, made out then she left while i was in the bathroom |
| No_U_L7 11/10/18 7:07:46 AM #1 | without saying bye...we were going at it for like an hr...curse my small bladder =( --- |
| Topic | movies are so long nowadays, i once had to urinate IN a movie theater |
| No_U_L7 11/09/18 1:35:00 AM #1 | the movie was just getting good and no way was i going to miss it. so since there were only 2 other people in the theater, i just got up, went to the last row, took it out and peed... should i feel bad? --- |
| Topic | annual reminder that the phrase ''friendsgiving'' is fucking dumb |
| No_U_L7 11/08/18 3:37:50 PM #1 | it's called thanksgiving because you are giving thanks. calling it "friendsgiving" is completely changing the meaning into something that doesn't even make sense. you're giving...friends? nope. call it for what it is..."thanksgiving with friends". --- |
| Topic | planning on buying these shoes, are they too pointy? |
| No_U_L7 11/08/18 2:14:09 AM #1 | |
| Topic | i can't leave the house because ill see a hot girl and 1 of 2 things will happen |
| No_U_L7 11/07/18 7:29:48 PM #1 | 1. i'll have to talk to her and take the time to make it a solid interaction and usually spend 30+ minutes talking to her and then kick myself after for getting so distracted/spending time i don't have 2. i wouldn't talk to her and feel guilty the rest of the day because we could have fucked and fallen in love and had kids it's like a catch 22 so sometimes i just don't leave the house at all to avoid that conundrum --- |
| Topic | rate my new sneakers |
| No_U_L7 11/07/18 4:47:15 PM #14 | |
| Topic | Smdh *NEW* House of Cards ep's I cant believe netflix did this...*Spoilers* |
| No_U_L7 11/07/18 4:11:59 PM #21 | EndOfDiscOne posted... Muffinz0rz posted...given the circumstances, there isn't really much else they could've done Wrong. They were in the process of filming and I believe had completed 2-3 episodes --- |
| Topic | rate my new sneakers |
| No_U_L7 11/07/18 4:09:15 PM #9 | |
| Topic | rate my new sneakers |
| No_U_L7 11/07/18 5:04:07 AM #4 | |
| Topic | rate my new sneakers |
| No_U_L7 11/07/18 4:23:16 AM #1 | |
| Topic | God House of Cards season 6 is a turd sandwich |
| No_U_L7 11/06/18 10:12:21 PM #4 | |
| Topic | idk why people get so mad at me for not voting |
| No_U_L7 11/06/18 5:15:22 PM #2 | |
| Topic | idk why people get so mad at me for not voting |
| No_U_L7 11/06/18 4:45:27 PM #1 | i'm not saying it doesn't matter or that i don't care about what happens, i'm saying that the amount of time it will take me to properly prepare and make an informed vote up to my standards is not worth the difference my one vote would most probably make. my life is crazy busy already and i can barely stay on top of my own issues most days. i literally have no idea what else is going on in the world and never read/watch the news. i simply don't have the time to do the proper amount of reading into the issues. hell, i didn't even know there was voting going on until today. imo it's better to not vote at all than to make an ill informed vote --- |
| Topic | 7 years ago i made out with one of my friends, told her i wanted a relationship, |
| No_U_L7 11/06/18 5:23:56 AM #8 | If she never reached out, maybe shes the one that ghosted you and not the other way around --- |
| Topic | what's the difference between a murder/suicide and a murder-suicide? |
| No_U_L7 11/05/18 10:54:07 PM #7 | Guerrilla Soldier posted... always assumed murder-suicide is the act of doing both at the same time intentionally. whereas murder/suicide separates them into two acts. so like you grab someone and fall off a cliff? ugh this is getting too confusing... --- |
| Topic | what's the difference between a murder/suicide and a murder-suicide? |
| No_U_L7 11/05/18 10:44:38 PM #4 | slothica posted... Murder/Suicide I thought was when someone goes and kills a bunch of people and then turns the gun on themselves like a little bitch. then what is it called when it's agreed upon by both parties that you kill someone and then yourself immediately after? --- |
| Topic | what's the difference between a murder/suicide and a murder-suicide? |
| No_U_L7 11/05/18 10:27:09 PM #1 | if i'm right, murder/suicide is when you and someone else agree to simultaneously kill each other (usually via gun) murder-suicide is when one of you agrees to kill the other before killing yourself and neither is to be confused with a mutual suicide where you both kill yourself at the same time am i correct in all of these? this has always confused me --- |
| Topic | got 66% ROI from my exciting NBA sports betting adventures tonight! |
| No_U_L7 11/05/18 1:21:44 AM #8 | solosnake posted... I dont think its allowed in my country. What site is it? fanduel...may or may not be allowed in your country. i know i cant play when im in vegas --- |
| Topic | got 66% ROI from my exciting NBA sports betting adventures tonight! |
| No_U_L7 11/05/18 1:14:46 AM #6 | oh and as a general rule, you want your player to score their salary divided by 100 x 5 (so lebron was 12k, or 12x5=60 pts expected from him and he got less than half that lol) solosnake posted... nice man looks fun thanks, you should try playing some time --- |
| Topic | got 66% ROI from my exciting NBA sports betting adventures tonight! |
| No_U_L7 11/05/18 1:04:21 AM #1 | https://imgur.com/a/2sroDRz This is a cash game, AKA 50/50 (not really as easy as winning a coin flip). You pick 9 players, the lowest score is dropped and the top half takes the money from the bottom half (100 players, so top 50 cash, subtract the rake that the website takes to pay for the website). I bet a few $10 games and won them all at the last couple of minutes. I was losing and Lebron had an epic dud where the lakers were getting blown out by the raptors, so i thought i was toast. Then in garbage time, KCP got hurt so they threw josh hart in and he started scoring and barely took me over the cashline so i won a bunch of money! Moments like that are better than sex! --- |
| Topic | my **** is exactly 5.99999 inches |
| No_U_L7 11/05/18 12:55:03 AM #1 | |
| Topic | props to daylight savings time for getting me an extra hour to recover today |
| No_U_L7 11/04/18 6:14:27 PM #10 | 0AbsoluteZero0 posted... Of course it has - they made sure to pay off the regulators well when the government was seriously threatening to permanently shut them down. so...you're spouting conspiracy theories...? i tripled my buy in last year, this year i'm at 170% ROI for the 3 weeks the NBA season has been going on but even if i was down, i wouldn't consider it a big deal, DFS is more about process than results, especially at the beginning of the year when there is less sample data to base your picks off of. my picks will only get better as the year goes on --- |
| Topic | dropped $100 on a couple of steak dinners last night |
| No_U_L7 11/04/18 6:11:13 PM #1 | |
| Topic | props to daylight savings time for getting me an extra hour to recover today |
| No_U_L7 11/04/18 5:39:02 PM #5 | 0AbsoluteZero0 posted... I get pissed when something costs me a dollar more than I expected, but Ill gladly throw money down the drain gambling on sports! DFS has been legally ruled a game of skill, same as poker --- |
| Topic | props to daylight savings time for getting me an extra hour to recover today |
| No_U_L7 11/04/18 5:30:10 PM #1 | had an intense night last night and have to get in all my sports gambling bets by 4 PST, wouldn't have made it if i didn't have that extra hour to recover lol --- |
| Topic | me: water, ice, no lemon friend: water, lemon, no ice |
| No_U_L7 11/03/18 10:52:34 PM #10 | Kajagogo posted...
once the sitrus flavor gets into the water, it no longer matters if the lemon is removed... that is neither a fix nor easy --- |
| Topic | me: water, ice, no lemon friend: water, lemon, no ice |
| No_U_L7 11/03/18 10:49:41 PM #6 | Kajagogo posted... No_U_L7 posted...waitress somehow managed to screw up both our water orders. she brought us both water, ice and lemon --- |
| Topic | me: water, ice, no lemon friend: water, lemon, no ice |
| No_U_L7 11/03/18 10:46:14 PM #4 | Thunder_Armor posted... Why do you have to go and make things so complicated? i know what i want, what is wrong about asking for it? --- |
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