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| Topic | Oblivion's horse riding controls |
| synth_real 11/29/18 7:12:59 PM #2 | The most fun I ever had riding horses in Oblivion was creating a 100 point Fortify Speed spell and casting it on my horse. They scale differently with speed, making them go hilariously fast --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Is it against the ToS to talk about incest here? |
| synth_real 11/29/18 6:35:55 PM #26 | Of course Zikten would show up in a topic with the word incest in the title --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Funnest Baldur's Gate class to play through both games wit? |
| synth_real 11/27/18 6:48:30 PM #47 | DuranOfForcena posted... there is Neera, but i dunno if i want to put up with the wild surges. Unless you cast Nahal's Reckless Dweomer, wild surges aren't very common, and you should be quicksaving frequently anyway. Chaos Shield will protect you from the worst surges. There's also a wild surge that drops a cow on the target of the spell, that alone is a good enough reason for me to like wild mages. DuranOfForcena posted... dualing into Thief is also considered pretty deadly, since they get the High Level Ability Use Any Item, which completely negates the no armor drawback. The Kenthief dual is a lethal backstabber, and not wearing armor isn't a major drawback in BG2 because you can just cast Spirit Armor or Barkskin on them instead. VectorChaos posted... Zikten posted...I have never finished the series. But Kensai seem cool. They are a subclass under Fighter. Basically samurai. You do a lot of damage but can't wear armor You might be thinking of the monk --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | redeemed my coors light reward points for the coors light x under armour backpak |
| synth_real 11/27/18 6:34:05 PM #2 | But now you have to advertise to the world the fact you drink Coors light --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Funnest Baldur's Gate class to play through both games wit? |
| synth_real 11/26/18 9:44:21 PM #29 | DuranOfForcena posted... one of these days though i think i'm gonna do a human Priest of Lathander dualed into Fighter. should end up pretty beastly with Boon of Lathander on top of all of the Grandmastery bonuses and such. It's kind of a wonky dual-class, because you only get an extra casting of Boon every 10 levels. Level 11 would give you 2 uses per day lasting a turn plus a round, but then you're limited in your usefulness as a Cleric. Getting 5 APR along with casting Righteous Magic to get 25 Strength and deal max damage on every hit is pretty sweet, but you'll only be able to get 2 turns of that before having to rest. I'd rather just go with a fighter/cleric multi for all the extra HLAs, grab the Staff of The Ram and use Greater Whirlwind --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Funnest Baldur's Gate class to play through both games wit? |
| synth_real 11/26/18 8:12:55 PM #23 | PhazonReborn posted... synth_real posted...DuranOfForcena posted...synth_real posted...DuranOfForcena posted...btw, Elf is a decent choice for Fighter/Mage, but Gnomes are really much better because you can roll a max of 19 on their Int instead of 18, and Gnomes automatically get to spec as an Illusionist, even as a multiclass, instead of the base Mage class. that means that, as a specialist mage, they get to memorize an extra spell per spell level compared to a base Mage, and get bonuses to spells from the Illusion tree. the tradeoff is that they can't memorize spells of the opposite school, which for Illusion is Necromancy. not a big loss there. When it first starts out, you'll say to yourself "Maybe they're short and a little eccentric, but they look like fun, right?" Next, you'll find yourself tinkering with everything in sight. Eventually, it will be too late for you as you start whoring yourself out for turnips. Gnomes. Not even once. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Funnest Baldur's Gate class to play through both games wit? |
| synth_real 11/26/18 7:59:50 PM #21 | DuranOfForcena posted... synth_real posted...DuranOfForcena posted...btw, Elf is a decent choice for Fighter/Mage, but Gnomes are really much better because you can roll a max of 19 on their Int instead of 18, and Gnomes automatically get to spec as an Illusionist, even as a multiclass, instead of the base Mage class. that means that, as a specialist mage, they get to memorize an extra spell per spell level compared to a base Mage, and get bonuses to spells from the Illusion tree. the tradeoff is that they can't memorize spells of the opposite school, which for Illusion is Necromancy. not a big loss there. Actually, in the Enhanced Edition, Illusionists also have to give up the Abjuration school, which is a really big deal in BG2. No Breach, almost no protective spells, almost nothing to strip enemy mages of their protective spells. A fighter/mage that can't cast Protection From Magical Weapons is no bueno. If you don't have the EE, then you don't have this problem --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Funnest Baldur's Gate class to play through both games wit? |
| synth_real 11/26/18 7:12:13 PM #19 | DuranOfForcena posted... btw, Elf is a decent choice for Fighter/Mage, but Gnomes are really much better because you can roll a max of 19 on their Int instead of 18, and Gnomes automatically get to spec as an Illusionist, even as a multiclass, instead of the base Mage class. that means that, as a specialist mage, they get to memorize an extra spell per spell level compared to a base Mage, and get bonuses to spells from the Illusion tree. the tradeoff is that they can't memorize spells of the opposite school, which for Illusion is Necromancy. not a big loss there. 19 Int isn't really that great, you can just use potions of Genius for scribing spells, it's about the only real use for them, and being able to learn more than 18 spells per spell level is completely useless when anybody who knows what they're doing won't ever memorize most of them. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | $20 million, but you can only date black guys |
| synth_real 11/26/18 7:06:49 PM #39 | So what's the downside here? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | last comment gets to decide the villain in my next D&D game |
| synth_real 11/25/18 11:26:19 AM #38 | A pornography-addicted lich who has become extremely frustrated with it's lack of genitalia after hundreds of years of undeath --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Funnest Baldur's Gate class to play through both games wit? |
| synth_real 11/25/18 1:15:31 AM #7 | Ic3Bullet posted... I ended up going with a chaotic good Elf Fighter/Mage. Long swords would have been a slightly better choice, because elves get a +1 THAC0 bonus with them, but you can get a nice +3 scimitar from pickpocketing a certain famous hero you run into fighting a bunch of Gnolls. You may want to put a point or two into katanas once you get to BG2 for Dak'kon's Zerth Blade in the off-hand for some extra spell slots, but Belm is also a pretty good scimitar for your off-hand. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Funnest Baldur's Gate class to play through both games wit? |
| synth_real 11/24/18 4:52:18 PM #5 | An Elven Archer (Ranger kit) will stomp through the first game and the first half of the second. The Inquisitor will do well through both games once you learn to aim Dispel Magic well --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Is it okay not to advance the story in Oblivion? |
| synth_real 11/24/18 3:59:33 PM #4 | The only downside I can think of is not being able to collect all of the sweet alchemy ingredients --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | last comment gets to decide the villain in my next D&D game |
| synth_real 11/24/18 3:30:57 PM #36 | A super-serious necromancer with a severe case of IBS --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | last comment gets to decide the villain in my next D&D game |
| synth_real 11/23/18 10:02:40 PM #31 | An egomaniacal ruler who talks like Elmer Fudd --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Have you ever tried on a thong? |
| synth_real 11/23/18 10:00:44 PM #12 | FlyingForever posted... synth_real posted...How comfy they are depends on the thong, really, they're not comfortable if your junk keeps falling out of them I don't have a vagina --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Have you ever tried on a thong? |
| synth_real 11/23/18 7:59:45 PM #2 | How comfy they are depends on the thong, really, they're not comfortable if your junk keeps falling out of them --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | What comes to mind when you think of "the 1930s"? |
| synth_real 11/23/18 7:57:24 PM #6 | The rise of the Nazis --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I wish Disney would bring back traditional animation |
| synth_real 11/23/18 6:38:55 PM #15 | Good CGI isn't exactly cheap either, Avatar took a massive warehouse full of computers to render everything. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | There are people who will lick a literal butthole, but won't drink tiddy milk. |
| synth_real 11/23/18 5:48:57 PM #5 | Would they lick tiddy milk off a butthole? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | What is the most recent film that you consider to be an xmas holiday classic? |
| synth_real 11/23/18 5:30:32 PM #9 | Bad Santa --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Man, how long before Atronach sign gets better (Oblivion) |
| synth_real 11/23/18 2:44:00 PM #28 | Once your Mysticism skill is 33 or higher, with 100% spell absorption you can use Telekinesis spells to restore your magicka to almost full. Either that, or make a shitload of restore magicka potions --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | What comes to mind when you think of "the 1970s"? |
| synth_real 11/22/18 6:44:38 PM #30 | Muff --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | last comment gets to decide the villain in my next D&D game |
| synth_real 11/22/18 6:30:57 PM #24 | A lesbian barbarian who wields a giant dildo like a club --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | guess the game in 5 words or less |
| synth_real 11/21/18 9:30:57 PM #3 | "You're a queer fellow" --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | last comment gets to decide the villain in my next D&D game |
| synth_real 11/21/18 6:55:06 PM #3 | A giant, wisecracking penis --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | ITT: I answer your dental related questions |
| synth_real 11/18/18 7:27:17 PM #64 | What's the fastest and least painful way to destroy a mouthful of teeth? Is there something I can put on them that will quickly degrade them? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Name the one sex act you will probably die without doing. |
| synth_real 11/18/18 7:19:23 PM #33 | DarkTransient posted... TC's mom. I thought everybody has done that before --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Should non smokers get more vacation time over smokers? |
| synth_real 11/18/18 12:59:05 PM #41 | Some places are stricter than others about breaks. I've worked in a couple of places where the smokers would frequently pop out the back door for a quick smoke, but one of those was the kind of place where we mainly just watched our machine run and made sure everything was running good, so us non-smokers were just standing there not doing much anyway. I've worked in other places where taking an extra smoke break like that would get people fired. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Of these different styles of RPG. Which one is the best? |
| synth_real 11/18/18 1:47:00 AM #15 | Judgmenl posted... Action CRPGs (Pillars of Eternity, Baldur's Gate, Icewind Dale) Just because they take place in real-time, doesn't mean they're at all action games. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Honestly, what have the romans ever done for US? |
| synth_real 11/17/18 9:06:41 PM #14 | ParanoidObsessive posted... JOExHIGASHI posted...ParanoidObsessive posted...That was the Greeks. Pure PO concentrated down to 44 words. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | 200 million dollars but girls now have testicles. |
| synth_real 11/17/18 3:58:03 PM #17 | KILBOTz posted... synth_real posted...Now all sex is gay sex because balls will touch. That's my fetish --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Why doesn't America, the largest powerful country, simply not take Saudia's oil? |
| synth_real 11/17/18 3:53:23 PM #17 | That's because the American Way is to prop up brutal totalitarian regimes in exchange for diminishing returns all around the world --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | 200 million dollars but girls now have testicles. |
| synth_real 11/17/18 3:47:28 PM #14 | Now all sex is gay sex because balls will touch. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Ten billion cows but you must milk them all every morning without any help |
| synth_real 11/17/18 3:44:18 PM #2 | So I just stay inside all day and wake up the next morning to 10 billion T-Rexes. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark are hanging from a cliff |
| synth_real 11/17/18 3:37:26 PM #19 | If Tony is even in a situation where he's hanging off the side of a cliff, it's probably because his suit is damaged. I'd save him, because I'm probably not strong enough to haul Batman up --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Pineapple and anchovy pizza is the GOAT pizza |
| synth_real 11/17/18 3:31:34 PM #3 | I haven't had a Hawaiian with anchovies on it in years now, but it's definitely the best pizza to put anchovies on --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Scenario: You now have the power to make cheeseburgers appear. |
| synth_real 11/17/18 3:25:31 PM #33 | Is there any limitation to how many cheeseburgers I can create? And how far away can I create them? Say I don't like France, can I bury the entire country in 100 feet of cheeseburgers? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | What are your thoughts of fart noises during sex? |
| synth_real 11/16/18 7:27:48 PM #10 | Anal sex can make for some hilarious sounding farts afterward --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Why do people like anal sex? |
| synth_real 11/16/18 7:15:18 PM #8 | Butt hole is best hole --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Aside from LotR and Star Wars, no movie should be longer than 2 hours. |
| synth_real 11/16/18 4:03:16 PM #18 | D Once Upon A Time In The West is 2 hours and 45 minutes, and is possibly the best western movie ever made. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | That one tune where you know shit's about to go down when it plays in a game. |
| synth_real 11/15/18 7:03:43 PM #8 |  --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | If abortion were legal, Hitler might have never been born. |
| synth_real 11/13/18 6:33:20 PM #15 | The world is better off with Hitler having been the leader of the Nazis rather than someone more competent and intelligent --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | How can I get spiders in my apartment? |
| synth_real 11/13/18 6:26:25 PM #4 | I don't know what kind of spiders you have over there, but here in Canada I mostly only notice one kind of spider that likes to live indoors. I have several of them living in my basement apartment with me, they're the closest thing to a pet that I have. Maybe ask someone with a basement if you can check it for spiders to bring home with you. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | How the fuck do I get a job? |
| synth_real 11/12/18 6:24:55 PM #10 | Sign up with a temp agency. From my experience, they'll take anybody --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | what is the easiest class to play in Baldur's Gate. and/or most powerful |
| synth_real 11/11/18 2:02:19 PM #15 | Elven Archer (Ranger kit.) A good bow user will rampage through BG1. The Inquisitor kit for Paladin is also a strong choice, you don't get the Cleric spells in BG1 anyway, and being able to shut down any magic shenanigans with one ability is powerful throughout both games --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
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