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| Topic | Real shit. What's going to happen when the Mexican immigrants reach the border? |
| synth_real 11/10/18 10:45:07 PM #19 | That's a real long fucking way from Honduras to the US to go on foot through the desert. I'd be surprised if any of them even made it to the border, if this supposed caravan is even real. All those people are gonna have to find food to eat and water to drink all along the way there. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | how do hedgehogs and porcupines fuck? |
| synth_real 11/10/18 9:59:40 PM #16 | apolloooo posted... WilliamPorygon posted...NeonOctopus posted...WilliamPorygon posted...Why don't you Google it? I've watched horses mating on youtube on several occasions, nothing wrong with educational nature videos --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Does the use of the "f word" in Money For Nothing offend you?? |
| synth_real 11/10/18 4:24:19 PM #20 | I always thought that verse was directed at the hair metal guys. It's actually my favourite part of the song, and I have my tongue pierced for sucking dick --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | oreo has now run out of ideas |
| synth_real 11/09/18 9:07:49 PM #27 | They can't be any worse than the apple pie oreos were --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I kinda want to get a bad dragon sex toy |
| synth_real 11/09/18 3:52:49 PM #37 | dedbus posted... LinkPizza posted...Just get one. Most people might not even know what that place is. And they would have no right to judge you if they did, anyway. Besides, would they mark it so that it's highly visible? I thought places like that made their packages discreet... So, I don't think you have to worry about it being mailed to your house. The price, though. That would be my main concern... Haha... I would buy one of everything if they delivered like that --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Would you S another CEmans D for $1k? |
| synth_real 11/09/18 3:38:49 PM #21 | V-E-G-Y- posted... synth_real posted...Random doesn't matter to me, for $1000 each I'd line every last one of you guys up I mean, knowing most of you guys and how thirsty y'all are, I'd be making almost $1000 a minute --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Paradise California just up the hill from my hometown , is gone |
| synth_real 11/09/18 2:07:15 PM #25 | Sounds like Paradise has become Hell --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Would you S another CEmans D for $1k? |
| synth_real 11/09/18 2:05:51 PM #14 | Random doesn't matter to me, for $1000 each I'd line every last one of you guys up --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I kinda want to get a bad dragon sex toy |
| synth_real 11/09/18 1:53:46 PM #33 | ReggieTheReckless posted... K, did some research for you The knot on that thing is wider than a pop can. That would be a challenge for me to take, someone with no experience would probably faint. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Ever had sex in public? |
| synth_real 11/09/18 1:45:34 PM #24 | I once got fucked by a complete stranger from off the internet in a church parking lot at 4 AM Sunday. We left the condom there as a sinful gay sex artifact for the early-morning churchgoers to find --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Favourite boss in Ocarina of Time? |
| synth_real 11/08/18 7:28:23 PM #16 | Technically only a mini-boss, Dark Link. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | How do I justify $50,000 of credit card debt when I apply for a mortgage |
| synth_real 11/08/18 6:34:02 PM #3 | "Have you ever seen that many dildos in one place? I can show you, if you'd like" --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I kinda want to get a bad dragon sex toy |
| synth_real 11/08/18 6:31:26 PM #22 | One more thing about Bad Dragon: Check their clearance for something already made before you order, because anything made to order is going to take between 4-8 weeks. I ordered a medium Chance from them this past summer, and it took about 5 weeks. I ordered the large at the beginning of September, and it took about 7 weeks. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I kinda want to get a bad dragon sex toy |
| synth_real 11/08/18 6:20:29 PM #21 | LinkPizza posted... I went to their site. Their boxes look like this, apparently: I can confirm that is what the box will look like, credit card billing is discreet as well. The plastic bag they package the product in is definitely not discreet. What you're looking for is a little pricey on their website, but I don't know if other companies make them from silicone like Bad Dragon does. Anything cheap is almost guaranteed to be made out of sketchy rubber that will break down over time, I wish I could post pictures of what my old sex toys look like now. I tossed them in an old toolbox and the bottom of it is now full of about half an inch of sticky, nasty slime, and they were clean and dry when they went in there. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Boutta start Bioshock for the first time |
| synth_real 11/07/18 6:25:02 PM #8 | Have you played System Shock 2? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | So as I was finishing eating lunch today, this girl from my probability class |
| synth_real 11/05/18 10:03:24 PM #3 | What are the chances of that? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Attn satan worshippers |
| synth_real 11/05/18 10:01:20 PM #12 | Lokarin posted... Zikten posted...what I mean is that people who call themselves satanists usually don't actually think Satan exists. Both the Church of Satan and the Satanic Temple see Satan as an ideal and an example for one to live up to, He is the spirit of personal autonomy and rebellion against oppression by arbitrary authority. They don't believe in the actual existence of a Devil who lives in Hell with a legion of demons. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | First game that comes to mind where your character cannot avoid dying |
| synth_real 11/05/18 7:40:30 PM #27 | Planescape: Torment The game starts with the main character waking up in the morgue. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | do you wear a different set of clothes at home? |
| synth_real 11/05/18 7:38:32 PM #12 | I have pajama pants and old t-shirts that I wear at home, although some of those old shirts occasionally become work shirts as well. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Do you wear earplugs to loud shows? |
| synth_real 11/05/18 7:35:32 PM #23 | My hearing is already damaged as it is, the occasional concert isn't going to make it much worse than it already is. I wear earplugs all day at work because I have to, I don't want to wear them when I don't have to. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Leonardo DiCaprio roles: What's eating Gilbert Grape> Shutter Island>all |
| synth_real 11/05/18 6:28:39 PM #26 | Am I the only one here who really loved Catch Me If You Can? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Take care Rick Grimes. |
| synth_real 11/05/18 6:24:28 PM #23 | While I stopped watching the show a couple of seasons ago, the zombies haven't been a real threat for a while. Most of the people left have gotten pretty good at killing them, it's the other groups of survivors who are the real danger. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | How is everyone's No Nut November coming? |
| synth_real 11/04/18 10:20:03 PM #72 | LinkPizza posted... OhhhJa posted...LinkPizza posted...OhhhJa posted...I cut off my balls just to be sure I'd pass You can still get off anally, you know --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | How did depression medication affect you? |
| synth_real 11/04/18 5:03:02 PM #6 | p --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | How is everyone's No Nut November coming? |
| synth_real 11/04/18 1:37:44 PM #58 | Impavid54 posted... ASlaveObeys posted...Why would anyone do this? Like what's the point? That's why you gotta switch it up and get kinky with it. My sore butthole is totally worth it! --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Name something blacker than Lex Luthor. |
| synth_real 11/04/18 1:06:22 AM #26 | Sagittarius A* --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Perfect job, but it's out-of-state |
| synth_real 11/03/18 11:28:59 PM #15 | If I was willing to move to Pheonix from Canada, I could probably get a job at the Bad Dragon factory. That's probably the closest I'll come to a perfect job. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | What would make you play pokemon again? |
| synth_real 11/03/18 7:18:47 PM #4 | Being 12 again --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | You ever sleep in the same bed with another guy before? |
| synth_real 11/03/18 2:44:59 PM #31 | sLaCkEr408___RJ posted... TheAnthraxBunny posted...sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...TheAnthraxBunny posted...Yeah and I sucked his dick. I think we should all have a big sleepover party now --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | How is everyone's No Nut November coming? |
| synth_real 11/03/18 1:26:48 PM #49 | keyblader1985 posted... Oops_All_Berrys posted...LinkPizza posted...synth_real posted...Already failed it twice, and since my package from Bad Dragon just arrived, I'm about to go fail it multiple more times tonight Nah, my tastes run more equine --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | How is everyone's No Nut November coming? |
| synth_real 11/02/18 7:33:52 PM #39 | Oh wow this thing is big. My insides feel a little funny now. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | How is everyone's No Nut November coming? |
| synth_real 11/02/18 6:26:55 PM #38 | Oops_All_Berrys posted... LinkPizza posted...synth_real posted...Already failed it twice, and since my package from Bad Dragon just arrived, I'm about to go fail it multiple more times tonight They do actually have one model that is human. That's totally not what I got --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | How is everyone's No Nut November coming? |
| synth_real 11/02/18 4:52:35 PM #28 | Already failed it twice, and since my package from Bad Dragon just arrived, I'm about to go fail it multiple more times tonight --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Corn flakes is the worst cereal |
| synth_real 11/02/18 2:06:17 PM #21 | Corn Flakes were invented by the same man who popularized circumcision in America as a way to discourage boys from masturbating. No duh it's a really boring, bland cereal. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Are you an NPC? |
| synth_real 11/02/18 1:49:31 PM #21 | Welcome to Corneria! --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I need help naming my main boss in my DnD Champaign. |
| synth_real 11/01/18 12:28:26 PM #12 | Rigor Mortician --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Should laws be illegal? |
| synth_real 10/31/18 6:13:50 PM #6 | Wouldn't the law against laws be illegal? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Trying Ketel One vodka tonight. |
| synth_real 10/30/18 6:46:11 PM #25 | argonautweakend posted... grey goose Not actually that good, especially for the price. If you're going to try out a bunch of vodkas, Stolichnaya is good. Chopin is my favourite, but for the price I would never dare mix anything with it other than maybe just a hint of vermouth to make a martini. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | What are the downsides to using dank magic? |
| synth_real 10/27/18 11:15:14 PM #3 | All the money you spend on Doritos --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | What's the worst Halloween costume? |
| synth_real 10/27/18 11:12:21 PM #4 | I girl I went to high school with once came to my door trick or treating dressed as Hitler. I gave her candy, but I don't think a lot of other houses did. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Around how often do you see a movie at the theater? |
| synth_real 10/27/18 11:03:57 PM #13 | Once or twice a year, though it depends on what movies are out. When I was younger, I used to go to the theatre every weekend with my stepbrother. I think we saw Shrek almost every week it was showing, easily the movie I've seen the most times in theatres. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Playing Call of Cthulhu, we just found a bunch of eggs. |
| synth_real 10/27/18 7:40:07 PM #8 | It's just not CoC if you don't make choices that are going to go horribly wrong for the sake of satisfying your curiosity --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | $10K untaxed or weed becomes legal all over the US tomorrow |
| synth_real 10/27/18 4:48:33 PM #23 | 10k because I live in Canada --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | whens the last time you vaccuumed your carpet |
| synth_real 10/27/18 3:33:58 PM #3 | N/A My apartment is all tile floor. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I really hope The Zombies make it into the Rock n Roll hall of fame |
| synth_real 10/27/18 2:27:18 PM #3 | ABBA is in the Rock & Roll Hall of Shame. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | whats da closest you've been to a naked mans penis |
| synth_real 10/23/18 9:46:36 PM #3 | Which counts as closer, in my mouth or in my butt? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Yes! Go Dodgers! |
| synth_real 10/20/18 11:55:19 PM #2 | Now they'll have their chance to be the sole holders of the record for most World Series defeats! --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Describe your last bowel movement with band names |
| synth_real 10/20/18 8:20:41 PM #44 | Atrocious Abnormality. I had a big burrito last night and followed it up with several beers. The smell was terrifying. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
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