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TopicWhat's your favorite album right now?
Bacon_Pancakes
08/04/18 2:34:12 AM
#1
Mines Pavement - Terror Twilight

I doubt anyone is really gonna reply cus it's like 230 am est so idk :'(
Topicwhy is everyone such assholes to each other here
Bacon_Pancakes
08/04/18 2:32:20 AM
#12
Some of the supposed mean ppl are probably just ill adjust individuals...not to say there aren't a few legitimate jerks lmao but that's true everywhere
TopicMy cat has been meowing me awake every 30 mins
Bacon_Pancakes
08/04/18 2:11:22 AM
#11
She's super cute

Even if you're trying to sleep, maybe try playing with her for a bit or chilling with her??
Topicwhen the cops come to your house to pick you up.
Bacon_Pancakes
08/04/18 2:08:59 AM
#4
UnfairRepresent posted...
mobilebloechel posted...
That's not your house

I don't know you!

You're not my dad!!
TopicWhy do working millennials think they're entitled?
Bacon_Pancakes
08/04/18 1:46:22 AM
#17
We can't be fully capitalist with any form of government intervention. Bailouts, anyone?

Look at marijuana. Despite being illegal and having zero federal intervention it's increased greatly over the last few decades in terms of quality, ease of growing, methods of administration, etc

Weird.
TopicElizabeth Warren declares that the criminal justice system is racist
Bacon_Pancakes
08/04/18 1:07:13 AM
#8
Wait didn't bill clinton do something that helped make it more racist or is that some mandala effect thing.

Isn't she friends with bill and hill
TopicCan Asari mate with any animal?
Bacon_Pancakes
08/04/18 12:59:32 AM
#16
Wtf is asari
TopicSo how many dates until you can assign the title "girlfriend"
Bacon_Pancakes
08/04/18 12:53:13 AM
#27
Only real answer is when she consistently leaves things at your place
TopicI even had her in the shower.
Bacon_Pancakes
08/04/18 12:50:48 AM
#6
a nice big plate of fish, which is my favorite dish
but without no money, its still a wish
TopicCE decides which knife I buy
Bacon_Pancakes
08/04/18 12:47:51 AM
#15
Get the Benchmade down the line if you can, they're really great knives.

I just wish their balisong knives were less expensive lol I want another..
Topicjust had sex with someone's wife AMA
Bacon_Pancakes
08/04/18 12:45:59 AM
#6
If you believe in string theory and multiverse then technically everyone is someone's wife
TopicSad topic itt
Bacon_Pancakes
08/04/18 12:40:27 AM
#1
I've just been feeling a looming sense of dread lately. Things have been going fairly well for me lately and idk why I'm feeling so miserable.

That's it. How are you guys doing?
Topic$5,000,000 or become your fursona
Bacon_Pancakes
08/04/18 12:38:41 AM
#26
Jokes on you, my fursona is just human me but with skin that doesn't get sunburned after 5 seconds
Topic$5k but you have to witness irl a crazy exorcism
Bacon_Pancakes
08/04/18 12:36:08 AM
#16
The head priest at my old church performed an exorcism before

I asked him about it and, 50 or so years after the fact, he said it was probably just schizophrenia but that he believed that demons wouldn't bother try to possess people directly but rather through ideas.

He was a really interesting guy, and for a Catholic he had loads of praise for Buddhist practices specifically. He said the bible should just be a guide on being a good person and that they're lessons shown through hyperbole rather than literal events.
TopicThe US economy continues to boom as unemployment falls to 3.9%
Bacon_Pancakes
08/04/18 12:32:35 AM
#119
What if wages are stagnant cus people are too scared to look for better jobs or to ask for raises
TopicAre there any big shoe guys on this board?
Bacon_Pancakes
08/03/18 10:20:30 PM
#13
I have one pair of sneakers, two pairs of dress shoes (brown and black), and a pair of boots

I'm a big shoe guy in terms of size cus I'm 13-14 depending on the brand.
TopicDo people have to show their ID when they vote?
Bacon_Pancakes
08/03/18 9:06:06 PM
#8
RedWhiteBlue posted...
Honestly I think should have to verify our identity in some fashion before we can vote. Doesn't have to be ID card-based

This. Especially with how much people are complaining about voter fraud or outside meddling...
TopicMichael Jackson needs to fake having BLACK KIDS
Bacon_Pancakes
08/03/18 8:03:36 PM
#5
deanshow posted...
eston posted...
Uhhh
TopicIs music proof that...
Bacon_Pancakes
08/02/18 10:41:20 PM
#1
forced diversity doesn't work?

Like genres don't necessarily mesh together but have similarities to the point that things like festivals can have variety

It just works without much conscious thought and what all music has in common is that it's generally unassuming in nature, like good music has no ego attached to it.

Like take a band like pavement. They have a song called range life. It's pretty much a country song but they're the indie indie band. It works cus music doesn't necessarily have an attachment to anyone it can reach anyone

So like forced diversity doesn't work. It's the equivalent of music snobs who are 2kool4school. Like people are people so why not treat them as such and not as groups, no need to attach stupid genres to life.

I'm drunk so it's all jumbled but I do have a point I think...
TopicIs it true dat white bears are more dangerous/aggressive than black and brown
Bacon_Pancakes
08/02/18 5:28:47 PM
#10
Polar bears and grizzlies are about equally as aggressive. They won't attack the second they see you but it can happen cus they're fairly aggressive. That aggression goes from 0-1000 if their cubs are close.

Black bears aren't exactly docile by any means but you probably won't get attacked by one unless her cubs are nearby or they're hungry/frightened/cornered. Even then it would take a fair amount of antagonizing to get them to go after you.

I saw black bears all the time where I used to live and they'd typically just run away. I would occasionally feed them berries as a kid and they never hurt me.
TopicPapa John's in trouble for racist remark in conference call
Bacon_Pancakes
08/02/18 5:05:34 PM
#1
Their solution?

No more recorded conference calls.
TopicDo you think He Who Should Not Be President will be impeached?
Bacon_Pancakes
08/02/18 1:22:42 PM
#12
I honestly think it would've happened by now if it was going to
Topici forced a bot to read over 1,000 CE topics and asked it to make more topics
Bacon_Pancakes
08/02/18 1:21:37 PM
#30
The perfect girl but she's you from another dimension

I still want to duck her
TopicPeople literally have sex on cam for money and call it a job
Bacon_Pancakes
08/02/18 1:12:59 PM
#42
Duh. They're called hand jobs and blow jobs for a reason...it's lots of work!!
TopicCE: are you a pirate?
Bacon_Pancakes
08/02/18 12:34:23 AM
#6
SauI_Goodman posted...
Who was the pirates favorite actor

Johnny Depp?
TopicWhat "guy" are you at work?
Bacon_Pancakes
08/02/18 12:22:32 AM
#17
That guy in office space with no lines but almost as much screen time as the main cast.
TopicITT: 500 automatic 'swipe-lefts' on dating profiles
Bacon_Pancakes
08/02/18 12:20:30 AM
#20
"full time mommy!"

"I'm not like other girls" or any variation
TopicWhy doesnt Batman fight racism?
Bacon_Pancakes
08/01/18 9:22:39 PM
#10
He's literally the namesake of white male privilege. Seriously.

Even the first Nolan movie....he took all of his gear and technology from a black man and then had the audacity to call himself the dark knight. What a racist pos.
TopicWhy did Grand Theft Auto stop having their setting in the past?
Bacon_Pancakes
08/01/18 9:20:21 PM
#22
They should do one in the 30s or 40s

I guess saboteur is pretty close. Really wish somebody would give it a remaster or at least port it.
TopicHow did you do in high school chemistry class?
Bacon_Pancakes
08/01/18 9:18:35 PM
#4
Fairly well. I took AP and a bunch of chem courses in college; it's really interesting stuff.
TopicUrban Meyer may lose his job over another man's domestic abuse.
Bacon_Pancakes
08/01/18 5:59:59 PM
#8
Tappor posted...
who

Oscar Meyer's younger, disenfranchised brother.
TopicWhy is writing so hard?
Bacon_Pancakes
08/01/18 5:58:52 PM
#44
Idk how suggesting to write nonsense was "dismissing" your issue when you gave no pertinent information regarding what your problem is.

I'll say this - the last thing that's going to help with writers block is not writing. Even if it's nonsensical strings of sentences it's still something that you're putting on paper

spanky1 posted...
The best advice possible was already given in this topic. Read a ton. The more you read, the better a writer you become.

Also this. It'll help you gain an intrinsic sense of the flow of language to convey ideas.
Topicmove the fuck out of the way Michael Phelps, your record's done
Bacon_Pancakes
08/01/18 4:22:36 PM
#16
__aCEr__ posted...
Even more impressive, Clark has only been swimming competitively for four years.

Yeah this 10 year old kid got into competitive swimming really late in life.

To be fair, that time is pretty fast even for high school level swimming and a lot of high school swimmers have been doing it their entire lives.

1:09 for 100m fly at 10 is fucking amazing cus it's easily the most exhausting stroke, I didn't get there until around 12 or 13. Interested to see how he does later in life.
Topiccollusion is NOT a crime. Trump is innocent! BUT HILLARY DID
Bacon_Pancakes
08/01/18 1:29:02 PM
#6
_BlueMonk posted...
LOCK HER UP!!!! she's a criminal!!!!

Muffinz0rz posted...
Who posted #1?
TopicAnyone have any luck getting out of a Comcast contract?
Bacon_Pancakes
08/01/18 1:28:01 PM
#5
Just be persistent, they're the worst people lol
TopicTrump thinks you need a photo ID to purchase groceries
Bacon_Pancakes
08/01/18 1:26:57 PM
#80
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
For random purchases? Why? What's the point of that? I didn't even think to use checks even when an atm ate my card and I had to buy stuff before the new card showed up. I just borrowed cash from work. It literally just occurred to me while typing this reply that I could have used checks instead lol.

I would also like an explanation as to how "not using checks for everyday purchases" is an elitist trait.

It's easy, it's just like carrying cash but the exact amount you need without worrying about coins and stuff
Topic*takes pants off*
Bacon_Pancakes
08/01/18 12:40:00 PM
#4
Watt did you say about my pants? You just amplified the situation.
TopicForeign music that you like?
Bacon_Pancakes
08/01/18 12:33:48 PM
#18
I think she's Turkish
TopicTrump's gonna be found guilty of collusion and treason. It's a matter of time
Bacon_Pancakes
08/01/18 12:31:28 PM
#44
Why don't they have any solid evidence by now? That's all I wanna know... like it says a lot more about our intelligence field if they were vulnerable in the first place and can't figure out what's going on
TopicWhy is writing so hard?
Bacon_Pancakes
08/01/18 12:28:47 PM
#4
Because you're trying to force an idea out of you. Just write nonsense until you get a general grasp of the direction you wanna go in.

Same goes for essays and non-creative works except you can have some sort of outline.
TopicDonald Trump is a modern day Julius Caeser
Bacon_Pancakes
08/01/18 12:27:14 PM
#22
NeoShadowhen posted...
No, he's a modern day Gaius Gracchus.

But yeah, the parallels to Rome are astonishing.

It's almost like if you don't learn from history channel then you're bound to repeat history channel
TopicIf Donald Trump was a woman he'd be Donaldette Trumpette
Bacon_Pancakes
07/31/18 11:18:08 PM
#6
I'd imagine her boobs to resemble large, orange raisins...just the right amount of wrinkles and crevices
TopicI need a new laptop
Bacon_Pancakes
07/31/18 10:21:39 PM
#6
Surface something or something
TopicKat Dennings, good actress?
Bacon_Pancakes
07/31/18 10:20:35 PM
#30
TheRealDill2000 posted...
She carried a hit sitcom for several years. That takes a big talent.

That's not saying much when she's carrying those knockers 24/7
TopicMost of the alt-right have non-white GFs.
Bacon_Pancakes
07/31/18 10:15:50 PM
#6
Why does it matter what color their significant others are
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