Lurker > McSame_as_Bush

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@ImCallingYouOut

Lmao you're Ed.
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Omg you're edededdy.

That is hilarious.
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tc is jelly he didn't think of the idea first
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SkynyrdRocker posted...

Was it scary af

Ehhh kinda.

It was like being in a haunted house -- it was dark and creepy shit was walking around and it made no sense. But the movie knew how ridiculous it was and was pretty funny.
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Not these nuns
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I got a postcard inviting me to a Nun party where I can win a Nun t-shirt.

10/10 marketing job.
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Wouldn't be a big deal. If I'm marrying her, it means I know her and trust her.
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OhhhJa posted...

McSame_as_Bush posted...

Eating buttholes is underrated.

If anything its overrated. It's all the rage lately

Nah ah
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Eating buttholes is underrated.
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You should have no moderations because you should know the rules by now. I can't remember the last time I lost karma. Idk why people are always complaining.
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depends what you get.
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bump
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0/10 but got paid so would do again.
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likehelly posted...

this is fake btw

no
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lDrYuya posted...

Wow...coloring for fun without caring for 100% accuracy in a grade school coloring project is completely a no go as an option huh?

The children cared about coloring accuracy.
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BeerOnTap posted...

If Ocasio-Cortez can do it, anyone can do it. She's incredibly unintelligent. She advocates for policies that have been proven to not be sustainable financially. All while refusing to actually debate or speak to anyone who would dare question her or make her defend her stupidity.

Basically, if you run as a Democrat, and you promise to steal other people's property and wealth and redistribute it, you're golden.

lol
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No it is real.
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Not hot.
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Because they're meh. The only meher band is probably RHCP.
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SusanGreenEyes posted...

McSame_as_Bush posted...

Nah we're friends.

If she's your friend then tell her how you feel.
It's important to be honest with your friends.

Yah I did. I had told her before but she forgot.

wwinterj25 posted...

I'm confused. Was said sword a private thing between you both? If not then it shouldn't bother you.

It was from a trip we took to celebrate an anniversary. It's not a huge deal but I think it's a little weird.
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wwinterj25 posted...

Jen0125 posted...

just because you get a lot of hits or messages doesn't mean you actually have a lot of quality options. men are almost luckier in that way. they have women who are more selective about who they're choosing so they know the woman is actually interested in them and their profile. men will like literally EVERY profile just hoping to get a hit.

The way I see it man or woman if you're really attractive I'd assume you'll get a lot of sub par messages regardless. Still you're right some guys will want to shag anything but this can apply to some gals too. Although granted it's not as common with gals. Still I know I'd rather have a lot of fish in the lake then none at all.

I'm guessing Jen has received enough unwanted dick pics to fill a scrap book. Maybe if you're super hot, women are as forthright about it as men, but idk.

I've never been on a dating site, but I've met a few women through an app, and if I came on really strong, it would've been game over.
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Depends on the relationship. I would guess it is pretty split.

So dogs is the correct answer.
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They're all dead.
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logic checks out
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dedbus posted...

I don't think it would be socially acceptable for you to bring up petty shit like this in a status update. It would be kind of creepy.

wat
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The Ring
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Acceptable
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argonautweakend posted...

what vodka did you drink?

For people just getting by through their day its usually jacquins or nikolai pints or halves several times a day.

I dont know what alcoholics who buy bigger bottles drink since i dont see em every day, but we've got plenty of cheap bottom swill: nikolai, jacquins, vladdy, lairds, crown russe and possibly some others.

the only one ive had is nikolai and it sucks, but it is also cheap as tits.

For me it would be one of the cheapest non-plastic ones. People probably didn't give a shit but I'd feel self-conscious walking up to the counter with a big 'ol Karkov.
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Jen0125 posted...

Sometimes I'd have drank so much that I'd throw up some of it. Like when I'd binge eat a whole Digiorno stuffed crust pizza. It'd be too much with how much I normally drank and I'd throw up half the pizza.

Sad way to live.

Have you ever been to /r/cripplingalcoholism? Most depressing sub on Reddit.
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The trick is to order Mexican food and then you just throw up all the calories.
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TheCyborgNinja posted...

I like scary stories
I'm married
I even lift, bro

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Jen0125 posted...

McSame_as_Bush posted...

It's amazing how many calories there are in one shot of something hard.

IIRC vodka has 80 calories an oz.

And a shot I believe is one and a half ounces. It's not hard at all to zoom right past 1000 calories...
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keltic voodoo boogaloo
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Ivanka Trump used to look cute. Now she looks like a creepy doll.
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It's amazing how many calories there are in one shot of something hard.
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saw him again. I guess it's a money maker.
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Blorfenburger posted...

Uhhh. I like big butts
I wanna be stable and strong
Life always confuses me

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ClarkDuke posted...

McSame_as_Bush posted...

Dikitain posted...

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Foppe posted...

So about that wooden sword...

She got it for me the next year! It's around sonewhere!

Now I want the wooden sword I got from the renaissance festival when I was a kid. It is probably in my old room at my dad's house that hasn't been touched since I moved out.

I have a fetish for wooden shit in general. It just looks cool!

Having a fetish for grinding against strangers on crowded trains, people just don't understand us, ok?

100% expected a dick joke. That's okay.
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wwinterj25 posted...

I have no friends
I have no GF
I have no job

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JimCarrysToe posted...

I do almost nothing but lay in bed all day wishing I had a different life
I hate feeling happy 'cause everytime I get happy later on I get 3x more deppressed
Been wishing to die for 7yrs but I'm too lazy to do it myself

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BADoglick posted...

I smoke a lot of weed
I love cats
I play hockey

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Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...

I ruined someone's marriage
I came from somewhere
I went somewhere else

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only if they've got fake tits. This guy seemed flat-chested.
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adjl posted...

Correlation =/= causality.

but the logic checks out
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"I slept with Trump & now look at me."

moral of the story: don't let Trump stick it in your butt or you become homeless
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I didn't know you could get so ripped playing call of duty.
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Dikitain posted...

McSame_as_Bush posted...

Foppe posted...

So about that wooden sword...

She got it for me the next year! It's around sonewhere!

Now I want the wooden sword I got from the renaissance festival when I was a kid. It is probably in my old room at my dad's house that hasn't been touched since I moved out.

I have a fetish for wooden shit in general. It just looks cool!
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Yellow posted...

Im blue
Badabadedada
Da

coldplay - yellow
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