Lurker > 008Zulu

Shotgunnova posted...

Three Doors Down will do it, I'm sure. They'll play any gig.

Speaking of sellouts, has anyone contacted Nickleback?
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Trump has committed many, many crimes. Stands to reason law enforcement would want to investigate.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

fuzzylittlbunny posted...

Easy yes.

...Assuming I could convince the warden that I was getting $10 million upon my release. I'm fairly certain I could bribe him into giving me a cushy 5 years ;)

Don't tell him it's 10 mill, then he'll want a bigger cut. Say it's 100,000. That way if when he tries to cheat you, you're going to be the one cheating him.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Viva Nepal!
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Start posting boobs, and butts.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Ryuko_Chan posted...

yeah, I hate group projects. shell probably say you shouldve come to me sooner

Since all the other students are presumably assigned to other groups, there would have been nothing she could do.

But if she asks where's the rest (after you hand in your work), just shrug and say to ask the others.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Lets be honest, if you say she is anything less than a sex goddess, she'll probably write a song about you. And it will not be nice.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Have a racist perform, problem solved. I bet if they asked, Trump would be all too happy to mumble his way through 'I did it again.'
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

A bot messaged you. They scan profiles for keywords, and messages are sent out if a certain threshold of keywords is met.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

catboy0_0 posted...

videogames like jrpgs do it in a sense, but you pay all up front for the whole package, and the imaginary gear you are getting isn't something you have to put a dollar in every time you want to roll the percentages

The gear it lootboxes is generally only available in lootboxes.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Trump is so thin skinned, you can see his orange blood.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

People like abusing wait staff. It could actually make it worse.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

One of those basket things that comes with an assortment of soaps.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Interesting correlation; Cocaine usage was at it's highest pre-Internet.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

If they die in a comedic fashion, or do something so inhumanely stupid they suffer critical existence failure.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

LookANinja posted...

OMG i just realized we never see samantha wildman again...

She got put on a bus. Or, shuttlecraft.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

littlebro07 posted...

If he's so innocent he should shut the fuck up and let the investigation conclude

A narcissistic and egotist stop talking? Trump will continue to talk, no matter how much trouble he gets in to for the simple reason his daddy didn't love him enough.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

They also exploit people with gambling addictions.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Honestly, keep looking. You could easily find the same quality boots for half the price.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

I like Android, because they trust that you know what you're doing.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

leebul posted...

So how about that Ronald Reagan huh? Think he'll do a good job as President?

Nah not really. Maybe if he can handle the Russian problem?

Oh hey, I have opening night tickets to this movie called 'Back to the Future', anyone wanna come with?
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

I tried to get a cake, but the fire department tackled me for starting a forest fire.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

They're not. There is a lot of unnecessary padding. You could cut 300-odd pages from each book and not lose anything of value.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Dampproof posted...

Chakotay could've been replaced by a cardboard cutout and we wouldve never noticed.

Word was the actor playing him hated the role.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Ryuko_Chan posted...

008Zulu posted...

You have to have the hips for skinny jeans.

I do.

Then wear them. Screw the judgemental jerks who neg.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Me: I guess the two of us will have to repopulate the world.
Her: Are you a doctor? Because unassisted births have a high mortality rate. And are you going to have sex with your daughters? Because you risk degenerative disorders by inbreeding. No. When we have sex, it will be anal only.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

SpiralDrift posted...

Bald as a pro wrestler's legs. I don't like getting hair stuck between my teeth. Not only is it gross but it's a real mood killer having to stop to pluck it out.

Call it multitasking. Oral sex and flossing.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

You have to have the hips for skinny jeans.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

You can use almost any justification to begin proceedings. But since the parent party will protect their man, probably even in the face of overwhelming proof, you better make sure you have the majority votes before going through with it.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

1- Get a disposable phone, transfer a digital copy to that. Install a timer app to send it to major news outlets if a code is not entered every 24 hours.
2- Send a copy via a different disposable phone, at least 500 miles from my home, ordering all 3 to resign immediately and forever under threat of the tape being released. Advise them that measures have been put in place should I meet my untimely demise.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

tremain07 posted...

I don't think it was Trump, I think it was one of his kids jr or ivanka.

It wasn't Eric Trump, there were no signs of a candy trail leading to the courthouse.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Bayonetta.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

With access to soap and underwear, it has become obsolete.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

We call Burger King, Hungry Jacks in Australia. No idea why. But their burgers are better. They also have onion rings, nowhere else has onion rings.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

If you send them off to Nintendo, they will put a little piece of foam in them to stop the disconnection issues.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Time in the bank. I would commit a crime just so I could say "Time served!", and waltz out whistling a jaunty tune.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Not much of an ass-man, but dat-be-nice.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Big Trouble.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

This reminds me of something similar the Australian government looked at a few years ago. The Post Office wanted a tax/fee to be applied to emails.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

D-Lo_BrownTown posted...

Has this been stated to be the case

In theory, it could very well be from a sense of honour. You may be correct there. However his motivation was changed from the comics, so while it's plausible, we can't count on it for certain.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Dragonblade01 posted...

008Zulu posted...

Dragonblade01 posted...

I'm not addressing whether sex trafficking is involved or not. I'm addressing whether or not the women in the promo video are paid actresses/models.

The point of contention is that they are victims.

And there was a second point regarding whether they hire actresses/models for their promotional material.

Who cares if they hire models? It's called advertising. People are making false claims that the escorts present during the actual event, are there as slaves against their will.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

darkjedilink posted...

The argument was that Obama didn't put kids in cages. He did.

Hitler didn't separate Jewish kids from their parents, either, so Aushwitz was okay, right?

That's specious reasoning if ever I heard it.

Mine was that he separated kids from their parents.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

It did result in something of a contradiction in the MCU lore. In Infinity War, it was shown that on their own, the stones have a limited area of influence. But it Dark World, Malekith almost used the Reality Stone to remake the Universe.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

It is nasty.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Red shirt. I am the Leader! I get the best Zord, and I get to bang the hot chick. Then I will later get arrested for attacking some dude with a sword.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

The same thing I want every other day; To take over the world.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

All those sidequests had mini bosses that were supposed to show up at the end and buff Trump. Good thing he took them out early.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

darkprince45 posted...

I dont understand how parents dont take the fucking console away or turn it off

Obvious parenting is obvious. She was just bad at it.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Drunk people can become violent. Stoned people just eat all your animal crackers.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

7 of those mysterious deaths was from icy roads at high noon. In Nevada.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.