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T-5000 sounds like a Terminator lol
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A blind man says he wants to read Playboy for the articles but cant.

On Wednesday, Donald Nixon who is legally blind filed a lawsuit against the legendary companys website, claiming that it was in violation of the American with Disabilities Act, TMZ reported.

Both Playboy.com and Playboyshop.com are allegedly not compatible with Nixons screen-reading software, which allows blind or visually impaired users to read the text with a speech synthesizer or braille display, according to the American Foundation for the Blind.

Based on court documents obtained by TMZ, Nixon argued that visually-impaired people could not fully and equally use or enjoy the facilities, products, and services.

He reportedly is suing Playboy for violating the American with Disabilities Act (ADA), in hopes to make their website more accessible for the blind, and for unspecified damages, TMZ said.

https://people.com/human-interest/blind-man-sues-playboy-website/

A real life Rube Baker from Major League 2 lol
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thronedfire2 posted...

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What?! I have epilepsy, I didn't know I could pre-board :<

But on topic, wow, what an incredibly unprofessional and dickish move. Also I know a girl named Abcde lol

no you don't

I seriously do. Or did know, back in high school.
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Hyperdimension Neptunia

If people were annoyed at weebs before lol
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What?! I have epilepsy, I didn't know I could pre-board :<

But on topic, wow, what an incredibly unprofessional and dickish move. Also I know a girl named Abcde lol
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I visit my aunt in California pretty frequently, and my main gripe is the water. Maybe Im spoiled because of how great Hawaiis water is, or maybe I just dont remember how water in other states tastes, but the terrible tasting water stands out for me :<

You don't drink bottled water?

I cant drink bottled water indefinitely
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I visit my aunt in California pretty frequently, and my main gripe is the water. Maybe Im spoiled because of how great Hawaiis water is, or maybe I just dont remember how water in other states tastes, but the terrible tasting water stands out for me :<
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I love Asian chicks, with Japanese being at the top of the list, but her...I don't know if it's that the outfit just doesn't match, or that she looks kind of mannish or what, but...Big nope :<
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When I was in the hospital, one of the doctors who checked up on me occasionally was pretty funny. He would ask me simple questions just to make sure all the pain meds weren't making me too whacked out of my gourd, like what day or year it was. One day he asked me "Who's the president", so I told him Donald Trump. Then he asked "And what color is he?" and of course I told him orange, and he chuckled and nodded :3
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ghostmess posted...

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Assuming were not drastically going super low, under 240 is still obese unless Momokun is pretty tall. And liking large women doesnt change that fact.

Didn't say it wasn't obese. But saying she's nearly 300 pounds is just nonsense.

Still doesn't change the fact that what he said stands; she's fucking obese.
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Assuming were not drastically going super low, under 240 is still obese unless Momokun is pretty tall. And liking large women doesnt change that fact.
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$1 million isn't nearly enough to compensate for that amount of pain, especially since it'll also be lasting so long. Don't forget that you said it's reattached with normal means, not magic, so it's 24 hours plus the extra pain of surgery.

Not to mention this is mangling a guy's dong, which is generally the part of the body men value most.
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No pain killers for both the chopping and reattachment? NOOOOOOOOOPE. Not even for $10 billion.
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ssj3vegeta_ posted...

I bet dey are a good fuck tbh

They are :3
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NeonOctopus posted...

I'm full weebanese. So my DNA is practically hardwired to be drawn to Asians lol

That's understandable. My people are awesome ;)
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Walter Payton
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Not for me. I'm full Japanese. My DNA is practically hardwired to be drawn to Asians lol
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joma posted...

Black < Asian woman.

Indeed so
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Tom Brady
Dan Marino
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Zikten posted...

so wait she's a local? why was a local on a cruise with tourists from the continent?

Because cruises are fun and relaxing, and it's not like living in Hawaii is one big vacation. Room service, fun things to do on board, and time off from your normal obligations. I've gone on Hawaiian cruises too.

People tend to think that living in Hawaii is paradise. This is a common misconception with the loud, rude locals, and abundance of crazy hobos.
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I'm sorry...her name is Beagle? Like the dog?
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Solar_Crimson posted...

Great for him, but at the same time...

Manocheese posted...

"Anyone who doubts that the war on Christmas -- or as I like to call it, the war on Christians -- is real in this country, they could just look to my case for proof of that."

There is no "war on Christmas".

We were literally told to not say Merry Christmas at one of my old jobs; it had to be happy holidays.
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Lol primitive tomahawks > futuristic nukes
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Fat people :<
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I've been pretty motivated to get quick tokens by the draw, enough in fact that I'll do the daily max of 10 seithr. Yes, so that means I'm doing the long ass Elphelt map twice lol.
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Okay, sorry for the triple post, but it's been decided. Noel can suck it; she's not going on any team right now. But I'll be using G36c over Thompson, and making an odd 2RF/2HG/1SG team with NZ75, Spitfire, Ithaca, WA2K, and Springfield lol

Elphelt will become my SG on a team with Gr Mk23 and 3 MGs :3
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Hot Asian chicks
Doing stupid shit with my friends
Monster
Japan
Cats
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Any opinion on which SMG I should use on my night battle team, Tommy or Gr G36c? The other 4 members are Grizzly, 9A-91, FAL, and OTs-14.

I'm also trying to find teams for Spitfire, NZ75, Elphelt, and (when I get her) Noel...
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Yes, a man of good taste :3
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Because at least I like most of the girls in the second bad, and theyre far cheaper lol

Well not FAR, but its still amusing to see an all HG squad
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Hey hey hey, only part of the Giants. I happen to know the other (another? Not sure how many co-owners they have) co-owner, Duane Kurisu, as his son was on the baseball team with my older brother at Punahou. And mr. Kurisu is a very kind gentleman with a very hot daughter :3

I got to meet them at the end of the season party at the aquarium.

P.S.
Once again, his daughter is super hot :D

I shouldve asked her out since she was clearly interested since she came up to me, but theres pressures that come with dating a billionaires daughter :<
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Solid Sonic posted...

Chicken_Butt posted...

Creepy thread, brother. You're talking about teenage girls this way? I hope you are not around any teenage girls in real life.

Actually Starfire said in Teen Titans Go that Tamaran has a longer orbit than Earth.

Also doesnt this technically make her younger lol
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Behaviorism posted...

Starfire. Hottest person in comics ever. I would love to lick ever part of her body. My favorite comic character ever. She is on my ps4 home screen

I swear there was a comic where someone (probably Grayson) said something along the lines of when I licked there, something licked back lol
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I hath decided...with deep regret, I shall scrap the team I built around JS05. She just sucks too much, and WA2K and Springfield arent as entertaining as having just IWS roflstomp everything once 6 seconds pass.

So in their place I shall make an all HG squad featuring Grizzly, NZ75, Spitfire, Noel, and tomahawk girl :D

Or maybe tiny scientist girl. I like her better than tomahawk girl, but I think with a purely HG team I would need all the damage I can get :<

Fun fact: this means that Grizzly will be the first T-doll on multiple teams for me, since shes also on my IWS team :3
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Kaka'ako is a place here in Hawaii that's well known for artwork on buildings. There are many places with beautiful pictures covering their entire sides. I just learned that there was a place that encourages you to add a little piece of yourself too.

There's a big blackboard, and it says "In Kaka'ako..." and beneath it it says "I want to", then leaves room for people to write stuff in chalk. And it has 22 "I want to's", so people can write in what they want. Any guesses as to what people write lol. I'll share some of the nice and/or obvious ones

In Kaka'ako I want to...

- Be a leader
- Live with purpose
- Pretend I have no kids
- *erased* my *erased* law (don't know why someone erased the word defining which in-law it was)
- Get high and go grocery shopping
- Increase the size of *erased*
- Make love with Kim Byun (think I spelled that correctly?) again :)
P.S. or any women who will give me a chance
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creativeme posted...

they couldn't have just taken the pipes apart?

Wouldn't have been nearly as adorable.
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AK-12 by far. But of the global ones, probably IWS2000. But still, look at the hilarity: Standing next to a statue of yourself with a smug :3 grin on your face


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FL81 posted...

that's a redundant statement, everyone on CE is a weeb

Nope, I'm 100% Japanese, meaning that I'm immune to the weeb status effect. Can't be a wannabe of what I am, right :3
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Dat fivehead tho
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Generally around $3.70-80ish :<
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There was a surprising amount of young people in Japan when I went a month ago. And like 90% of the dudes wore suits lol. And just for fun, differences I noticed between the people in Japan and Hawaii :D

- Japanese are nowhere near as obese (to the surprise of no one) as the locals here
- Japanese are nowhere near as loud. No random "JEEEEEEHEEEEEE!!!!" followed by buffoonish laughter on the street (residents of Hawaii, you should know this all too well), people Face Timing while walking down the sidewalk or on public transit, and no extraordinarily loud conversations in general.
- People pay attention where they're going because in Japan it's generally frowned upon to do things while walking, such as eating or drinking.
- Tons of Japanese people wear those little dust masks, and even more wear business suits. In general they're much better dressed, even those not in suits. Not once did I see a non-hobo in ratty clothes or even slippers.
- Speaking of hobos: I only saw 2 in my week there, and one of them was actually putting a can into a recycling bin lol. Compared to Hawaii where we have 5 hobos per block making a mess by digging through the trash for recyclables.
- Sadly...The hot Japanese chicks there don't dress slutty :( Maybe it's because it was the end of October so it was getting colder, but I only saw a few mini skirts. At least the hot Asian chicks here wear booty shorts and such.
- And not directly related to actual people, but there was very little litter, despite the fact that there are very few public trash cans.

The things that stood out the most were the first two things though. People were quiet, well-mannered, and well...not fat as fuck <_<
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I only clicked this topic because I thought it was about romantic dates, and was wondering how the hell other places in the world would do them.
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YookaLaylee posted...

The lyrics don't really matter at all. The melody is more important

Exactly how I feel. One of my favorite songs is Reach Out to the Truth Reincarnation, and some lines are "Yeah, flooded apple pie", "It's already disgusting to dance with your palm", and "Yeah naked truth lies, only if you realize". Random af lyrics, but I really like the music itself which is what really matters.

But on the other hand good lyrics can never hurt a song either. I like a lot songs from RWBY and they tend to have lyrics that match well, like This Will Be the Day and Red Like Roses.
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LeBron James
Michael Jordan

Who let Megatron die :<
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lmao I guess I'm just lucky with my uniques. And hilariously unlucky with my KOS-MOS-getting :<

Well then, click on my dorm, I have 7 :D

Oh, and just a teeny question...WTF is Elphelt's win animation supposed to be lol
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Say, what determines how many batteries you get from friends' dorms? Sometimes it's 2, and once I got 10.
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I'm George's sentient pet rabbit and here's the TRUTH:

I know nothing of what happened because he left me in my cage all fucking day to munch on Meadow Hay crap in the corner :(
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