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TopicWhich of these 3 horror villains would you rather face?
spanky1
10/16/18 12:52:10 AM
#21
Freddy would be the most difficult to beat, but stakes would be highest with pinhead. He could torture your soul forever.
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TopicGeorge RR Martin wouldn't have sold a single book without the TV show
spanky1
10/15/18 7:26:03 PM
#10
TopicBlack Ops IIII was the biggest day one digital release for Activision and PSN
spanky1
10/15/18 5:22:31 PM
#56
Of course it broke digital sales records.

The entire reason people buy disks is because they don't want to download 50 gigaboobs of data. They want to just install from the disk and be done with it.

But with Blops 4, you have to download the huge amount of data anyway, because of some insane patch.

I always buy physical, but I bought digital on this one, because it just didn't make sense to buy physical.
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TopicIm feeling cute today. I might post a selfie :3
spanky1
10/15/18 4:17:23 PM
#40
I have hardcore deja vu. Like this exact topic played out a long time ago. Just another glitch in the simulation, I guess.
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Topicis Shantae a BBC slut?
spanky1
10/15/18 3:50:10 PM
#20
I'm pretty sure Lara Croft would get her news from the BBC, so I'll go with her.

Pirates don't even have TV so I dunno where you're going with this Shantae business. :>
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TopicThe Tomb Raider reboot trilogy is very strange
spanky1
10/15/18 2:53:12 PM
#55
Boobs aren't big enough in the new games.

They had to go "realistic".
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TopicI went on vacation over the weekend, fish tank leaked all over my home.
spanky1
10/15/18 2:33:15 PM
#12
I went and took a look during lunch and they pulled up all the living room carpet. All the padding was tossed out to the hallway outside. Big fans and a dehumidifier are all setup. Right now my place basically isn't in a livable state, I'll be staying with my neighbor next door.

What I don't like the looks of is they still have the carpet itself in there, drying it, like they're gonna try to reuse it or something. I don't see that as viable. It needs to be replaced.
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TopicI went on vacation over the weekend, fish tank leaked all over my home.
spanky1
10/15/18 11:47:09 AM
#8
Also, this was after helping my sister move to a new house (that's where I went). So it was already a grueling weekend of physical labor, and my body was all sore and tired, and I came home to this.
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TopicI went on vacation over the weekend, fish tank leaked all over my home.
spanky1
10/15/18 11:42:41 AM
#7
cavalierking posted...
are you gonna have to pay for the new carpet and/or other repairs?

I don't know. I talked to the office, and they're gonna have guys go look at it, pull the carpet up and put fans and demuidifiers on it. But from there, I have no idea how we're gonna proceed. October is video game month for me, I just wanna sit and relax, but now all this is happening. Gonna have to move my living room furniture, sofa and giant ass tv and tons of cords and cables. I feel like that dog in the cartoon with the burning room, and he's smiling and says "this is fine". I don't know if I'll be financially responsible for it or not. I do have renters insurance.
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TopicI went on vacation over the weekend, fish tank leaked all over my home.
spanky1
10/15/18 11:38:23 AM
#4
kingdrake2 posted...
the fish are dead. RIP blue tang ><. gawd damnit.

I only had one fish left, a little cory catfish. He actually made it! There was like an inch of water left, and he was alive at the bottom. I took him to a nearby creek and put him in it. He probably won't last long in the wild, but he'll be free for a while.

eston posted...
Any idea how it happened?

I guess it was just an old tank. It was the connection between the glass and the plastic base part.
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TopicWell I did it. I bought Assassins Creed: Odyssey.
spanky1
10/15/18 11:31:38 AM
#39
Vertania posted...
Doom_Art posted...
I heard Unity (the one in Paris) was supposed to be underrated tho. The city is pretty dense and a bunch of buildings have full interiors and stuff.

No, it actually does suck that bad. Like, yeah, the city is more dense than usual, but it's one of the four main games that only takes place in one city. They also did good to make the combat harder and more tactical, while giving you more options with assassinations.

The story and characters are so bad they might as well have not been there. I think they made Arno bland on purpose because they wanted him more customizable, that way you could play online and have different looks and playstyles for each player. Unfortunately, the online was broken on most platforms and many of the customization options were locked behind obnoxious (even by Ubisoft standards) criteria, like microtransactions and companion apps.

I say that as a huge AC fan. Unity and Syndicate are only a small step above the abysmal handheld and Chronicles games.

Unity is awful, but Syndicate is honestly my favorite "traditional" AC.

Odyssey is the best overall AC game imo.
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TopicDark Queen from Battletoads
spanky1
10/15/18 11:20:51 AM
#8
Skye Reynolds posted...
Anisoptera posted...
Dark Queen spins a lot and she's like 8 feet tall.


https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/battletoads/images/f/f7/The_Dark_Queen_1.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20120601164057

Apparently, she's only 6 ft. tall.

And apparently only 126 pounds. Those things must be filled with helium.

XD at the 126 lbs at 6 feet. It seems like men always underestimate how much a woman should weigh.
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TopicI went on vacation over the weekend, fish tank leaked all over my home.
spanky1
10/15/18 11:13:52 AM
#1
I never go out of town on the weekends. Any other weekend, I would have heard the sound of the pump sucking air and I would have seen what was happening before it got bad.

I step inside my apartment, and hear the pump gurgling. I thought, oh, power must have gone out. That's what happens when the power goes out. Then I look at the tank, and I go, huh, the water looks really cloudy.

I finally dawns on me that I'm looking at an empty tank. I look down and the carpet is soaked. The wooden bar area where the tank was sitting is all warped and inflated. There's an awful smell that you can smell from even outside the apartment.

Man what a disaster. I told the management but I dunno what they're gonna do about it. Had a bunch of fans on it over night. I mean things can get dry sure, but the carpets gonna have to come up. The smell ain't going anywhere, and mold will form.
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TopicRemember when Sonic teamed up with Hooters >_>
spanky1
10/12/18 11:43:22 AM
#5
Turbam posted...
Please don't talk about Sonic right now :V

XD
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TopicAnyone watch "The Terrifier" on Netflix yet?*spoilers*
spanky1
10/12/18 11:37:05 AM
#2
I saw it. That was honestly the only good part.
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TopicHow is Bullet Wing not banned yet? XD
spanky1
10/12/18 11:29:41 AM
#1
Mods are so bad on here.
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TopicMom at coffee shop got mad at me for putting on headphines
spanky1
10/12/18 11:27:50 AM
#17
Flockaveli posted...
MkGRyxa

Not gonna lie I think that haircut is hot as hell. >_>
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TopicFor those of you who've played, how is Odyssey with regards to XP and leveling?
spanky1
10/12/18 11:25:13 AM
#2
The game is designed to do at least some of the side quests.

I'm doing all the side quests and I always find myself overleveled.

The only way I coudl possibly see someone being underleveled is if they completely ignore side quests and bum rush the main story. And at that point, why even buy the game? This is one of those games where the side content is just as quality as the main story.

Best AC ever made, btw.
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TopicThere's a pron video that I wanna share SO fuckin' bad...
spanky1
10/12/18 11:23:43 AM
#4
Dyinglegacy posted...
spanky1 posted...
Sounds like a vid from the site with the naked owl.

Also it doesn't sound that bad. Just a little bit of mild vaginal prolapse is all.


Mangeled bodies aren't that bad, when you're matter of fact about it.

The average non-gamefaqs hardass would wince at this vid, tho lol.

Well I'm a fan of the likes of hotkinkyjo and Dirty Garden Girl, so that's probably tame to me. :P
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TopicAnyone here got Black Ops 4
spanky1
10/12/18 11:21:05 AM
#33
is this a random account suicide or something? XD
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TopicAnyone here got Black Ops 4
spanky1
10/12/18 11:19:46 AM
#32
TopicThere's a pron video that I wanna share SO fuckin' bad...
spanky1
10/12/18 11:14:24 AM
#2
Sounds like a vid from the site with the naked owl.

Also it doesn't sound that bad. Just a little bit of mild vaginal prolapse is all.
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TopicPolice Release SHOCKING Video of a White Man SHOOTING at a 14 y/o Black Kid!!
spanky1
10/12/18 11:11:47 AM
#57
This topic could have been so interesting, but instead it devolved into some boring conversation about the definition of thug and who should be called thug. CE is so disappointing sometimes.
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TopicAnyone here got Black Ops 4
spanky1
10/12/18 11:05:07 AM
#24
I bought digital and played for an hour last night.

And then I'm going out of town all weekend to see the family, so I won't be able to play again until Sunday night. :(

I'm gonna feel so left behind, like everyone will already be experts and I won't even know what I'm doing.
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TopicThe BBC: Please stop drinking your pee
spanky1
10/11/18 2:33:05 PM
#10
It's a sex thing to me.
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TopicHow do you feel about an All Female Swat team?
spanky1
10/11/18 2:28:01 PM
#35
Swat me please. :)
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TopicWho would win, one billion silver back gorillas, or a sentient apache helicopter
spanky1
10/11/18 2:24:41 PM
#8
One billion is a lot. I'm assuming the helicopter has limited fuel and ammo, so I voted for the monkeys.
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TopicLmao black ops 4 requires a 50gb day one patch.
spanky1
10/11/18 11:41:51 AM
#32
I feel like the drama here is very misdirected.

It's not that the game file size will be enormous or anything. It'll clock in around 55 gigs or something like that. A very common size for video games these days.

What's shitty is that the game isn't on the disk. The disk is basically just a small tiny portion, and then the rest of the game will be downloaded when you put the disk in, that's what the "patch" is.

So there's no reason to buy the physical disk, basically. Because you're just buying a digital copy at that point.
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TopicIf Neanderthals were still alive, would you smash one?
spanky1
10/11/18 1:08:58 AM
#6
TopicThe Witcher TV series gets its female leads. Spoilers, they're white.
spanky1
10/10/18 12:55:37 PM
#121
Look like good choices to me!
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TopicWhen she takes off her shirt and the nipples are brown, not pink
spanky1
10/10/18 11:13:30 AM
#6
I prefer duskier nipples. B)
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TopicAzealia Banks is fighting with Lana Del Rey
spanky1
10/09/18 8:32:25 PM
#13
Is Banks that one racist?
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TopicMan children review bomb a pizza shop because man asked an ass not to film there
spanky1
10/09/18 6:58:10 PM
#22
darkprince45 posted...
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DpEmvKDXgAIxHbM?format=jpg

I mean sounds fair

Exactly, sounds fair, and the internet is going savage on them still. Which proves my point. People don't want an apology. They want a victory by total destruction. Did you see the replies to the apology?
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TopicMy 401k only has a 3.92% return the past 14 months despite 91% in equities
spanky1
10/09/18 5:15:36 PM
#8
My ytd is 2.42%, and 12 month is 9.72%.
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TopicMan children review bomb a pizza shop because man asked an ass not to film there
spanky1
10/09/18 5:00:47 PM
#15
Yeah that was shitty of the pizza company.

They made a huge mistake in apologizing, though. If there is one rule to the internet, it is this: you never, ever apologize. Because it will never be enough. You apologize, and the internet smells blood and they go ravenous, no matter what kind of apology it is. Should have just ignored it.
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TopicAt 28, I'm as horny as I was when I was 18. When does this stop?
spanky1
10/09/18 1:23:13 PM
#8
I'm in my 30s and I realized I don't wake up with boners very much any more.
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TopicAntifa back at it in Oregon. Block roads and attack commuters.
spanky1
10/09/18 10:55:45 AM
#49
So let me get this straight, a guy doesn't want to follow their traffic directions, so they claim he's a white supremacist? That's insanity.
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TopicThis bit in Assassin's Creed: Odyssey is fucking legendary
spanky1
10/08/18 5:22:24 PM
#2
Yeah that was a good quest, I did it with Kass. It gets even better, because the guy runs off after that screaming, yelling "you killed my mother! You fucked my father!"
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TopicI'm a recovering cuticle biter and it's rough. >_>
spanky1
10/08/18 5:19:38 PM
#1
I stopped at the beginning of the month. The thing is, the more my cuticles heal, the more appetizing they become. I have to get over the hump and get to the point where they just go back to normal.

This is gross I know but I have to vent. >_>
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TopicHot Take: Assassin's Creed Odyssey may be the most underrated game I've ever
spanky1
10/08/18 3:07:07 PM
#3
lilORANG posted...
underrated? Seems to be getting rave reviews.

It has like 83 or something on metacritic. This is more like a upper 90s game to me.
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Topicliberals who hate libertarians are always jerks
spanky1
10/08/18 3:06:20 PM
#35
I like the concept of the libertarian, being socially liberal and fiscally conservative, but the reality of the libertarian is far different than if you just mashed liberals and republicans together. They always come off as too extreme and crazy, and resemble anarchists more than what I would think they'd be.

Like, I just want low government spending, while also letting gays marry and stuff. But instead I'm presented with wanting to defund fire stations and defunding road construction and shit.
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TopicHot Take: Assassin's Creed Odyssey may be the most underrated game I've ever
spanky1
10/08/18 3:03:23 PM
#1
played. It's nearing Witcher 3 level for me (which is my top game of all time), and also coming close to Horizon Zero Dawn, while the review scores make it seem like just an average game. The Assassin's Creed series gets so much flak but I respect them for NOT just putting out the same game over and over, even though the popular belief is that they do for some reason. It's not just a reskin of Origins. It starts with the same engine and systems, but grows from there and is way better than Origins. It's a legit open world RPG.
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Topicholy shit at season 1 finale of the good place
spanky1
10/08/18 11:33:19 AM
#9
I have a hard time believing this show is as good as everyone says it is. I mean it just looks like cheesy network TV toothless comedy from the commercials. What makes it so amazing?
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TopicWingsuiting-the deadliest sport in the world
spanky1
10/08/18 11:22:55 AM
#36
LepartialJury posted...
One of the interviewers seemed kind of judgmental when he asked them "how many people have to die before you stop?" It's like they're trying to discourage the passion of people that the whole segment is about. Really could've worded it better

Eh, I'm with him. These people have a problem imo, just like people addicted to cocaine have a problem. Yeah it gives you an incredible rush like no other, but it's totally unsafe.
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TopicHow do people get Comcast to give you good deals again?
spanky1
10/07/18 3:08:54 PM
#20
Mine was at 200 for cable and internet, and I just decided to get rid of cable. 60 bucks for just the internet.
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TopicI'm a player in an erotic D&D campaign. AMA!
spanky1
10/05/18 12:39:07 PM
#77
So it took a while to get there but yeah I finally understand what's going on. Man you did not explain it well in the first post at all. The first post made it sound creepy. So you and your significant other are roleplaying erotic DnD together. That sounds pretty awesome, actually.
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TopicI'm a player in an erotic D&D campaign. AMA!
spanky1
10/04/18 4:15:37 PM
#24
SableWolfAngel posted...
spanky1 posted...
How can you play any kind of DnD solo?


The party consists of me, two Clerics, a Fighter, and a Ranger, but they're all NPCs controlled by the DM so I have some help along the way.

Oh so there's another person as the DM.

See when you said solo, I thought you meant you were literally doing everything.

So who is the DM? Is it a stranger over the internet or is it something you know in real life or what?
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Topicwhy would someone make an image like this?
spanky1
10/04/18 4:08:33 PM
#2
Is that...is that Mario and Bowsette's baby? >_>
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TopicI'm a player in an erotic D&D campaign. AMA!
spanky1
10/04/18 4:02:39 PM
#18
How can you play any kind of DnD solo?
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