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Oh this isnt about peeing on people?

ugh

What's really weird is if you connect the 3 points of the Bermuda triangle with a straight line it forms... A triangle. Creepy

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand CE. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also proidclad's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike CE truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Dawkins existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the genius unfolds itself on their computers. . What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a CE tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

He drives his cart on the green

Oh wait wrong president

Watermelons = food

Lmao if I wanted to drink water I would just drink water

What do I do?

If you're married to a guy you're gay and if you're married to a lady you're straight

The US has more nukes than the EU

America fuck yeah!

Don't they know how that made them look?

Before they had electricity they used gas lighting

Remember that time that trump held a press conference but no members of the media showed up? Poor Trump

I don't see anyone even attempting to stop these guys.

You wouldn't understand because you have to play the first 63 games to understand the story

Chuck e cheese card points don't count

That won't dim the sun, it will just cause less sunlight to reach Earth

There's only 2 ways to prepare potatoes anyway so one of them has to be the worst

Like han did it in the hecking movie

My dad gave me a small loan of a million dollars

I make the trumpists angry

Has to be less than 3 days or it's gone-orrhea from the test

Choose carefully

Im such a bitch that if I was president id spend all my time whining on Twitter

They should work on that

I can't believe that $2000 cards against humanity box selling for only $20 hasn't sold out yet. They must have lost a lot of money on that one.

That way nothing will collide info them

I don't think they mentioned it in the movie

One time I killed a spider

People stopped caring about men walking on the fucking moon

Now you're just typing random letters

Explain how talking about trump in that manner is breaking a gimmick.

Oh look I made you drink water again. Better not drink water again or it was because I made you do it

I can make up stuff too.

haha you think that's why I got suspended

Who cares if he's a good actor or not?

That's what you get for putting $6k into a video game instead of a bank

He is doing a great job.

Heh you said "chronic"

What's a mega drive?

Anyone know?

Any woman that didn't have any fat would be dead

They climbed trees and looked through their neighbors windows with binoculars

For one thing they shouldn't have added an iceburg-seeking radar to the boat

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If only you cared this much about shootings when Trump said the "second amendment people" could stop Hillary from picking judges

There it is. Couldn't even make it through a topic without mentioning Trump

It's sick that he makes a fucking joke topic about mass shootings just to bitch about the orange man

So you're saying what he said wasn't wrong?

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Complete_Idi0t posted...

If only you cared this much about shootings when Trump said the "second amendment people" could stop Hillary from picking judges

There it is. Couldn't even make it through a topic without mentioning Trump

Couldn't make a single topic without mentioning me mentioning Trump

If only you cared this much about shootings when Trump said the "second amendment people" could stop Hillary from picking judges

Who said anything about school shootings?

He did something stupid in relation to his interactions with police

Especially after all these mass shootings that took place