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wow looks like Denver is benching Keenum

edit. Nevermind, looks like they just took him out to check for a concussion but has been cleared to play

I don't understand how Papa Murphy's stays in business. They don't deliver and they don't even cook it for you...last thing in the world I want to do is drive to a place for a pizza that I have to take home to cook

CaptainHammer posted...

So @STLCards1991 and I are in a brew pub in Chicago battling over touch tunes. He's playing Addicted by Simple Plan right after playing The Anthem and I've got Love Song by Sara Bareilles queued up. All thanks to this idiotic topic that we all love so much

I spent like $20 on touchtubes last night. It was awesome. I played Because I Got a High by Afroman and everyone loved it.

It's also snowing here and I wanna die

do you guys ever think about how much toilet paper you save by pooping at work? I go at work pretty much every day and it really adds up. Doing wonders for my TP budget

Thank you very much. I appreciate it

No I gave up. But i will be sure to keep you all updated next time I try.

I don't think it is...tried 2 different controllers, same problem

911 emergency.
I booted up Spider-man, and when trying to web swing, he will now automatically zip to the nearest auto target point while just holding down R2. Makes it unplayable. I didn't change any settings or anything...anyone else had this problem?

Naturally, instead of googling it or something I ask the sports topic

I don't want the Dodgers to win, but I cannot in good conscience cheer for the Brew Crew. Milwaukeeans are trash human beings who cheer for the packers and the blackhawks

Last one I played was also blops. This one is being hyped as really good tho

Chewster posted...

Yeah I'm like the only person I know who can't juggle. Also it seems like the kind of skill that was pretty instinctual for the ones who can, but I feel like I couldn't learn it if I tried

When I was a little kid I was in the kitchen with my mom and she was carrying the cutlery set. She tripped and all of a sudden the knives were flying at me. Survival instinct kicked in and before I knew it, i was juggling.

Snap my fingers

Greenfox111 posted...

Blow gum bubbles

I also dont think juggling is common

Not sure what planet you grew up on, but being able to juggle is extremely common. I can't think of 1 person I know who can't juggle

STLCards1991 posted...

I'm going as slutty gangnam style guy.

You should do the Fort Nite dance on him. New spin on an old favorite

Great Point

It snowed at my parents house... it's going to be a chilly halloween in my slutty costume

I admittedly don't follow the NBA much but even for the NBA, it's been really weird. Like why wait until a few weeks ago to out of nowhere demand a trade. Must be a crazy feud. The consensus around here is that the Wolves have the worst owner/coach/front office in the league and has mishandled pretty much everything.

Here's a rough timeline, from this article I found
https://www.si.com/nba/2018/10/10/jimmy-butler-trade-rumors-timberwolves-timeline

I'm not 100% sure, but it has something to do with Jimmy having a beef with KAT/Wiggins, with KAT/Wiggins being the Fortnite/Instagram generation of players and Jimmy is more old school/hard knocks or something. And apparently Jimmy wants to go somewhere with Kyrie and try to build their own team

These past couple weeks for the Wolves have been more entertaining than the last 15 years of them playing basketball
https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1050099591226552320
https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1050102251262480386

nope it's with a laptop https://imgur.com/HpglaRo

my friend lost a fantasy football bet and as punishment he had to make a reservation for 1 to Olive Garden and livestream it on facebook. Happening now. Pretty cringe

Goodbye chief wahoo

Saw this on Twitter. Indians, Braves, and Redskins all lost on Columbus Day

No, the selfish defensive players should take pay cuts for the good of the team

STLCards1991 posted...

When I posted that last night I thought damn I really can't escape Good Charlotte these days

Their songs are masterpieces and withstand the test of time. Still relevant today. Also they were seemingly out of nowhere on monday night football the other week.

crinalex posted...

Drew Brees did something so I had to make a return here. Honestly, the record is great because it's a record of performing at an incredibly high level for a long time but obviously stats aren't everything.

I do think that if the Saints had had average defenses these past 10 years they would have won at least two or three super bowls, been a contender every year and Drew would be im the goat conversation. I don't know what more you can ask from a single player than what he does. He quarterbacks the #1 offense in the league almost every year.

On the other hand, if he had better defense over the years, he wouldn't have needed to throw so much

Lifestyle of the rich and famous... I'll tell you what

I really wanna see A Star Is Born

what Rodgers really needs is more ageing Tight Ends

There was that time in the last game of the season, Brees was close to setting the single season passing yard record. He was like 9 yards away at the last play of the game, and they needed a TD to win. Instead of throwing it to the end zone to try and win the game, he threw it to a guy 10-20 yards away. He got the record and they lost

Drew Brees (AKA Poo Pees) is a statpadding piece of garbage. Nobody cares about your dumb record.

That looks incredible. Is that mint ice cream??

I was playing against Crosby in fantasy, and this is the universe's for laughing at him and making fun of him all day
https://imgur.com/Jy00JQC

But also, we all agree that e-sports players are athletes right?

Having to work on Columbus Day.... this is an outrage and frankly I will not stand for it

Well done STL.

Unrelated to this topic, but I think it's about time that Adam Thielen gets consideration for being a top 5 NFL wide receiver (no joke). He went from a cute hometown story to being a fucking baller

CaptainHammer posted...

Did you see that Miguel Sano got arrested because he got pulled over in a car with no plates and then to escape he ran over the officer's foot

I saw that on Twitter. The Twins should cut him. He probably belongs in prison (sexual assault accusations + the recent car thing) more than he belongs on an MLB roster.

Look at this bad man Linval Hungry with the scoop and score
https://streamable.com/ksq10
He weighs 323 pounds and runs way faster than me

The vikes did it!!!! Nfl is not rigged

are e-sports players athletes???

And Dan Bailey missed a chip shot field goal. This is how the universe works

or people on facebook are idiots

Is Case gonna get benched? I haven't watched much of the Broncos this season but have seen the stats. Not good. I didn't think he would be as good as last year, but also didn't think he'd be this bad.

Mason Crosby!!!!!

Crosby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They won't even let Crosby try an extra point

my all time favorite bortles moment: https://twitter.com/PatsMilitia/status/953327033819557888

not quite this bad, but I just remember him missing a lot of field goals

2012 Mason Crosby is back

For sure. My league is now a $100 buy in, but most people still don't trade. They just kind of set and forget, and hope for the best, which is lame because I like trading. It's fine because they all paid the money and can play however they want, but it's just not as fun in my opinion. I've really had to push hard to make a trade with me, and getting a reasonable offer is pretty rare.

I've tried fantasy hockey and basketball and setting the lineups every day gets to be such a chore, even though I'm a pretty big hockey fan. It wasn't a serious league, so maybe it would be different if it was more competitive and there was money on the line.