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Topicim not allowed to fuck in my dads house
TeaMilk
11/17/18 4:54:39 PM
#72
KamenRiderBlade posted...
Seriously, you're a grown ass woman!

You can screw whomever you want, however many people at the same time, whenever you want, however you want, with whatever species you want!

If he doesn't want it under his roof, just find another roof to do it under.
thanks for your kind words of encouragement, but i think bestiality is still illegal no matter what i want

SSJGrimReaper posted...
whats TeaDad up to

probably another round of vigorous fucking
he's been fucking his whole life, and now he has the gall to try to ban me from fucking

Irregardless posted...
Fuck in the front yard
great idea, then i could let the neighbors join in

Ryetoast posted...
Wait I thought you lived in the dorm?
omg i don't remember telling you that actually, but yes i do during the school year. Its a 1 room thing I share with a roommate though, so I can't really bring him here
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Topicim not allowed to fuck in my dads house
TeaMilk
11/17/18 4:41:35 PM
#69
Ryetoast posted...
TeaMilk posted...
hmm im worried he could tell though, we'd both have lost our virgin auras when he gets back


Maybe suggest he and his lady take the air bnb for the weekend?
lol it's just a bedroom in an old lady's house, I doubt he'd want to trade his whole house for that. Also he doesn't live with his gf.

hotcegaI posted...
TeaMilk posted...
only the cutest, sweetest kissless virgin gamer on this site

So... whom
don't pretend you don't know.
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Topicim not allowed to fuck in my dads house
TeaMilk
11/17/18 4:17:01 PM
#64
vbty3 posted...
Arent you into fat guys?
yes absolutely. Does that contradict anything in this thread?

HowardStern69 posted...
Yeah I agree, let's see some pictures about that dad. Is he a good dad?
There's a pic in post #37. He's pretty good overall I think. There's definitely worse dads, but he's done some shitty stuff so I don't respect him much anymore.

Ryetoast posted...
Just give him money to see a movie and ;).
hmm im worried he could tell though, we'd both have lost our virgin auras when he gets back

slimfizzle2 posted...
But can you fuck on his house?
maybe if we could get up there lol
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TopicWould three 6'10" 500 lb men who can bench 550 lbs raw win against...
TeaMilk
11/17/18 2:03:47 AM
#19
Topici'm sleepy and depressed and i rly don't want to go to work tonight nya
TeaMilk
11/17/18 12:44:34 AM
#5
no matter how hard your life is, you are NOT allowed to nya
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TopicGod is a girl, whatever you say
TeaMilk
11/17/18 12:41:59 AM
#11
ive got stopped twice at school by these cultists who wanna tell me about the female god and take me to their church
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Topicim not allowed to fuck in my dads house
TeaMilk
11/17/18 12:39:29 AM
#52
EpicKingdom_ posted...
Tell him you will share. @TeaMilk
ok im honestly gonna say that to him

EpicKingdom_ posted...
@TeaMilk

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why did you tag me in my OWN topic

slimfizzle2 posted...
TeaMilk posted...
They're both decently attractive white ladies cuz my dad swore off Asians after my mom ruined his fantasies, hes a great guy

O_o is your mom Asian
well yeah lol i thought that was implied

HowardStern69 posted...
you should do anal on his bed and get shit all over it
well... ive never done anal but i dont think thats how it's supposed to go

bknight posted...
He probably just doesn't want you to bring over girls and fuck, if the girl lives there, she's game.
my bf isn't a girl i THINK
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TopicITT: I answer your dental related questions
TeaMilk
11/17/18 12:06:39 AM
#4
Topicim not allowed to fuck in my dads house
TeaMilk
11/16/18 11:49:28 PM
#38
vocedelmorte posted...
Thats when you know that you should move out.
Or just ignore your dad and still fuck in his house thats what i did, before i moved out
oh i definitely wanna as soon as im financially able. I usually stay with my mom anyway

Conflict posted...
TC what's your birthday
Uhh its at the end of May, why?

RiderofHogs posted...
TeaMilk posted...
well like I said I had paid for an airbnb, but now he's trying to get me to stay at his place instead.

Tell him only if you can take the train to Pound Town with your man.
he'll never agree to it he has the key to Pound City and im not allowed in

P4wn4g3 posted...
Maybe he hates you
yeah. well i know he's disappointed in me at least. tbh he should be happy or something i'm at least dating a guy this time
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Topicim not allowed to fuck in my dads house
TeaMilk
11/16/18 11:47:05 PM
#37
hotcegaI posted...
Who you hoping to bump uglies with
only the cutest, sweetest kissless virgin gamer on this site

slimfizzle2 posted...
Damn TeaDad has got it going on. How fuckable would you say his girlfriends are
I've only met his current gf once, but she's pretty good looking for an older woman. His first gf was a literal angel, so I can't rate her on the fuck scale. He was gonna marry her but then he called it off when she started developing health issues. They're both decently attractive white ladies cuz my dad swore off Asians after my mom ruined his fantasies, hes a great guy

boxington posted...
have you told your dad to "be cool"?

I find it was works wonders
hmm i'll try it next time i talk to him, thanks

FF_Redux posted...
...pics of dad
well i dont wanna post pics without his permission but here's my artistic rendition
47ZGqeD
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Topicim not allowed to fuck in my dads house
TeaMilk
11/16/18 4:33:01 PM
#20
Mr_Karate_II posted...
Why not get your own place?
well like I said I had paid for an airbnb, but now he's trying to get me to stay at his place instead. If you mean long-term, I'm hoping to sometime next year, after I finish my degree and find full-time work
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Topicim not allowed to fuck in my dads house
TeaMilk
11/16/18 4:28:04 PM
#16
hotcegaI posted...
Can you still hold hands
i hope so :(

Laserion posted...
Pay a damn motel room, dude.
i did actually, but now my dad is saying we should stay at his house instead for my "safety". I can still get a refund on the airbnb I guess

Veggeta X posted...
BTW telly is slang for a hotel LMAO.
OHH
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Topicim not allowed to fuck in my dads house
TeaMilk
11/16/18 4:25:08 PM
#9
hollow_shrine posted...
What if you offer to have sex with him? Does that change things? You've gotta explore every option.
in all serious i am completely repulsed by this
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Topicim not allowed to fuck in my dads house
TeaMilk
11/16/18 4:24:21 PM
#8
Veggeta X posted...
TC we could get a telly if you want
thanks, ill need a television to play PS4
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Topicim not allowed to fuck in my dads house
TeaMilk
11/16/18 4:20:35 PM
#5
slimfizzle2 posted...
Does your dad fuck in his house?
im not sure... he moved there after getting separated from my mom, but he's had 2 girlfriends. He's like 60 though
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Topicim not allowed to fuck in my dads house
TeaMilk
11/16/18 4:18:55 PM
#1
TopicScenario: You now have the power to make cheeseburgers appear.
TeaMilk
11/16/18 3:41:36 PM
#14
id go around and give a bunch of cheeseburgers to all the homeless guys in my city i guess
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TopicAnyone here in to binary reverse engineering?
TeaMilk
11/16/18 1:44:52 AM
#2
oh god wait what are you trying to read binary machine code? Or like assembly?
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TopicYou are instantly dead right now. What would be your last google search?
TeaMilk
11/16/18 1:12:02 AM
#27
TopicSnake pooping out smaller snake
TeaMilk
11/15/18 11:57:23 PM
#10
Topic[new] chris hansen breaks down narcissist child predator
TeaMilk
11/15/18 11:04:44 PM
#3
couldnt believe he was just fuckin eating pizza during the ordeal lol
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TopicComcast FIRES a 10 YEAR Employee after he was outed as a PROUD BOY!!
TeaMilk
11/15/18 9:58:34 PM
#11
wtf is comcast doing employing 10 year olds?
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TopicDo you know any Gay/Bi people more than In passing?
TeaMilk
11/15/18 5:13:19 PM
#5
me

ex-gf

most of the people i talk to online outside of here tbh
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TopicCute girls with short hair.
TeaMilk
11/15/18 4:59:15 PM
#58
awesome999 posted...
TiredAmbitiousBird
I just feel so bad for her thinking about how much time she must spend taking care of that

LordMarshal posted...
Theres no girl with small boobs that wouldnt look better with big boobs.

Theres no guy with a small penis that wouldnt look better with a big penis.
you're boring
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TopicCanadian professor argues that anime makes people transgender.
TeaMilk
11/15/18 4:48:46 PM
#13
slice-of-life anime makes them realize that they always wanted to be soft and gentle like [an anime girl], carefree and cheerful like her, enjoy life in its fullest without the heavy chains of masculinity, like her.


Is this even a bad thing though? If this is how they feel about femininity, is it any less valid if it's realized through watching anime? It seems reasonable to expect that most people raised as guys don't have a lot of opportunities to explore femininity.

Anecdotally, I know of quite a few former bronies who ID as girls now. I've heard it said that people that still like MLP are either creeps or trans girls now lol. My ex-gf told me she felt a lot of pressure to avoid feminine things as a closeted trans girl, but she could enjoy MLP and anime freely without suspicion.
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TopicCute girls with short hair.
TeaMilk
11/15/18 4:05:49 PM
#40
good topic

also i wanna cut my hair short again, ive just been letting it grow out cuz im lazy
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TopicIs Leo DiCaprio in Titanic the HOTTEST MAN OF ALL TIME?
TeaMilk
11/15/18 3:51:46 PM
#9
TopicWhat else is there to do on the internet?
TeaMilk
11/15/18 3:03:17 PM
#17
TopicTell me about her, CE
TeaMilk
11/15/18 2:40:15 PM
#7
hes big and soft and eats salami in the bathtub
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TopicMost attractive non-sexual body part on whomever you're attracted to?
TeaMilk
11/15/18 5:12:10 AM
#21
TopicJag har ont i huvet
TeaMilk
11/15/18 4:23:55 AM
#5
TopicSo I got invited to a black-tie party at an New England estate.
TeaMilk
11/15/18 2:30:55 AM
#12
TopicRate my dinner
TeaMilk
11/15/18 2:26:25 AM
#13
i couldn't handle so much meat tbh, i like veggies and a lot of cheese
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Topicandroid emojis are better than apple's
TeaMilk
11/15/18 2:25:32 AM
#5
the blob ones are the absolute best ;_; i still have em on my phone
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TopicRate my dinner
TeaMilk
11/15/18 2:22:36 AM
#11
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
God damn, its an abomination. Did DOC prepare that?
yes actually
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TopicHow to kill time when you're on call?
TeaMilk
11/15/18 12:45:23 AM
#3
TopicRate my dinner
TeaMilk
11/15/18 12:22:01 AM
#1
TopicProgrammers of CE, is learning Java worth it
TeaMilk
11/15/18 12:04:36 AM
#9
i learned with C++ (and never learned java) but I think Python is a good intro language.
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TopicWhen are females at their hottest?
TeaMilk
11/14/18 11:13:43 PM
#11
TopicDid you spin yourself around in a swivel chair as a kid?
TeaMilk
11/14/18 10:44:12 PM
#4
absolutely, it was even better when i could get someone else to spin me
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Topicbig boys are the best tbh
TeaMilk
11/14/18 9:11:23 PM
#68
_Lyonidias posted...
Thats true. Im sorry though, I shouldve known better because you havent really been awful to me.
oh its ok, thanks for saying so.
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TopicDo you people talk about ANYTHING interesting?!?!!?
TeaMilk
11/14/18 9:08:07 PM
#3
TopicI was watching this Asian JOI..
TeaMilk
11/14/18 8:58:47 PM
#8
TopicI was watching this Asian JOI..
TeaMilk
11/14/18 8:49:16 PM
#6
TopicDid you ever see any of those pics online of realistic Pokemon?
TeaMilk
11/14/18 8:31:15 PM
#2
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