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Topicto the people who say "oof"
Mistere Man
12/31/18 3:11:22 AM
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Topicto the people who say "oof"
Mistere Man
12/31/18 3:10:27 AM
#6
Why not?
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TopicThe next season of Venture Brothers is supposed to be the last season
Mistere Man
12/31/18 3:02:12 AM
#3

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TopicWorld's most famous "spiritual healer" could be a serial molester.
Mistere Man
12/31/18 2:47:16 AM
#54
WesternMedia posted...
Roxborough4Ever posted...
JuliusSaci posted...
StarSpangled posted...
JuliusSaci posted...
Damn, some wierd shit happened at the PD he was arrested. First, all the computers stopped working. Then, the police chief went to turn on the air-condtioner but it exploded. One of the cops who arrested him suffered a bike accident and broke his arm.

Eerie voodoo shit.

Damn things are starting to look bad


Its only a small taste of his power. If the police keeps nagging him, he will summon Ifrit.


WTF.......posted 1 week ago..........was it fake? real? wtf was going on??

this is the world we live in

You made me do this!


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TopicIt is absolutely wild that people can wake up and be happy and ready to go.
Mistere Man
12/31/18 1:11:02 AM
#8
I am sad but I still get up as I am too stubborn to stay down.
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TopicI am in heaven
Mistere Man
12/30/18 11:41:44 PM
#21
catboy0_0 posted...
jpennys_cat posted...
Would you know my name, if I saw you in heaven?

cats never reveal their name

Well one of them as they have three.
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TopicStill no job.
Mistere Man
12/30/18 10:57:11 PM
#5
Your job is to keep people from getting married.

So just remember you're doing Gods work
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TopicMicrosoft: -Releases most powerful console ever-
Mistere Man
12/30/18 10:45:07 PM
#13
Doom_Art posted...
Microsoft: *Creates most powerful game console ever*

Also Microsoft: *Puts no games on most powerful game console ever*

Most powerful console? HA!

https://goo.gl/images/e9qXUx
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TopicI am in heaven
Mistere Man
12/30/18 10:38:19 PM
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TopicArmed man in tactical clothing headed to a Texas church to 'Fulfill a Prophecy'
Mistere Man
12/30/18 10:35:18 PM
#8
What if getting arrested was the prophecy? (Insert creepy music)

Just kidding glad this was stopped before it became something horrible.
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TopicI remember this was a secret, no one knew about it
Mistere Man
12/30/18 10:20:34 PM
#18
catboy0_0 posted...
bossjony posted...
Go to bed catboy

make me


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TopicThe perfect girl but she is utterly obsessed with Voltron
Mistere Man
12/30/18 8:13:26 PM
#8
Form Blazing Sword!

In my pants.
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Topicone good thing has come from the Trump presidency
Mistere Man
12/30/18 8:08:16 PM
#7
Aliens? (Nervous laugh)

Noooo, I mean hey look at this!


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TopicWill Smith: my genie will be something never before in a disney movie, hip hop
Mistere Man
12/30/18 7:36:15 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
Mistere Man posted...
darkphoenix181 posted...
DK9292 posted...
I was just talking about this with my cousin the other day.

Hiring someone like Will Smith to play the Genie is wrong if they're just going to make him try to recreate Robin Williams' performance. So I appreciate it that they're going to let him have his own take on the Genie.

That said I DO feel his style of humour is a bit unfitting for the Genie, and this hip-hop thing sounds like it's going to fall hard. But I'll reserve judgement until I see it.


I mean, he is literally just gonna play himself

that is all it means

basically, Will Smith playing Will Smith from Fresh Prince of Bel Air with blue paint on

No blue paint that was just the thumb nail.


will has said genie WILL

be blue

no pun intended

Really? Seems strange but whatever I guess.
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TopicWill Smith: my genie will be something never before in a disney movie, hip hop
Mistere Man
12/30/18 7:34:26 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
DK9292 posted...
I was just talking about this with my cousin the other day.

Hiring someone like Will Smith to play the Genie is wrong if they're just going to make him try to recreate Robin Williams' performance. So I appreciate it that they're going to let him have his own take on the Genie.

That said I DO feel his style of humour is a bit unfitting for the Genie, and this hip-hop thing sounds like it's going to fall hard. But I'll reserve judgement until I see it.


I mean, he is literally just gonna play himself

that is all it means

basically, Will Smith playing Will Smith from Fresh Prince of Bel Air with blue paint on

No blue paint that was just the thumb nail.
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TopicCan you eat only one Lay's chip?
Mistere Man
12/30/18 7:15:09 PM
#7
I have done it before.

For the record it was one of those test flavor chips, and I hated it.
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TopicWhen's the last time you had your D sucked?
Mistere Man
12/30/18 7:04:57 PM
#4
Does the vacuum count? If yes I am never doing that again!
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TopicImagine not liking the way your body smells
Mistere Man
12/30/18 7:02:56 PM
#7
catboy0_0 posted...
1337toothbrush posted...
You may like your body stank but others don't. Go wash yourself.

I'm not leaving my house today

Here you go.

https://www.catbirdnyc.com/catbird-bath-soak.html
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Topicwould you be able to open a new pack of chocolate chip cookies and only eat 1?
Mistere Man
12/30/18 6:52:03 PM
#5
Depends on how they taste.
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TopicFavorite cookie out of these 3?
Mistere Man
12/30/18 6:44:19 PM
#9

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TopicYou should be showering every day
Mistere Man
12/30/18 6:39:01 PM
#16
No way I'll get wet!
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TopicYou are attacked by a random Pokemon and must defeat it in battle.
Mistere Man
12/30/18 6:16:11 PM
#4
Pidove

I, I dont think I will be leaving here alive!
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TopicWorst movie theater experience?
Mistere Man
12/30/18 6:12:20 PM
#4
Look I have already apologized for the incidents numerous times. I am sorry I ate your friends but when on the run from the government you tend to get hungry. Did you want me to starve? I didnt ask to be bioengineered like this, but I am trying to make the most of it. Also being frozen sucks which is why I never saw the movie!
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TopicThe perfect girl but she is secrely a Reptile (Saurian) from Mortal Kombat
Mistere Man
12/30/18 5:26:31 PM
#25
Not really into Cloaca.
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TopicLiterally Smash Bros 5 and still no
Mistere Man
12/30/18 5:01:00 PM
#8
SpriteLimit posted...
Who would even play birdo?

Who would play as possibly the first openly trans video game character?

Who wouldnt?
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TopicThe crowd cheering might be my favorite part of Smash Bros
Mistere Man
12/30/18 4:57:35 PM
#13
Wow! I did not know it had that many characters!

Even the Koopa kids!
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TopicThe crowd cheering might be my favorite part of Smash Bros
Mistere Man
12/30/18 4:50:37 PM
#10
Akagami_Shanks posted...

Fox fox fox sounds like fuckfuckfuck!
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TopicPS1 Classic dropped to $60 already
Mistere Man
12/30/18 4:48:56 PM
#19
It needed more games on it, preferably hard to find ones.
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TopicAm I the only dude who can't figure out how to successfully do doggy style?
Mistere Man
12/30/18 12:19:50 PM
#32
Are you thrusting while she stays still?

Or are you pushing and pulling her as you stay still?

Or a combo of both?

Often one of these works better than the others depending on the individual.
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TopicAm I the only dude who can't figure out how to successfully do doggy style?
Mistere Man
12/30/18 12:14:33 PM
#28
Nuffinz0rz posted...
BeautifulBlaze posted...
Do you accidentally stick it in her ass, TC?

That did happen once, but I was being delicate so she told me that ain't it chief

Ok I like this lady.
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TopicHave you ever no death a game?
Mistere Man
12/30/18 12:11:48 PM
#60
Duck hunt

Didnt kill a single duck.
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TopicHeroic young couple return $5,000 to small Vietnamese tourist family who lost it
Mistere Man
12/30/18 11:42:44 AM
#2
Nice.
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TopicAnybody else like their oatmeal super thick and sticky?
Mistere Man
12/30/18 11:26:51 AM
#6
I got something super thick and sticky for you, right here! (Points at pants)

I really have no idea what it is but do you have any idea how to clean it? I mean these are new pants and I would hate to just throw them out over this.
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TopicYou can live in Atlanta, Chicago, or Dallas
Mistere Man
12/30/18 11:22:18 AM
#17
So many Atlanta's!


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TopicPersona 5 announcement incoming in an hour or two
Mistere Man
12/30/18 11:08:44 AM
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TopicPersona 5 announcement incoming in an hour or two
Mistere Man
12/30/18 10:52:00 AM
#57
Hopefully not just a dance game version or something.
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TopicI just made things weird with a guy I like
Mistere Man
12/30/18 1:13:27 AM
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Devil_Katt_II posted...
am I going to be the person that always makes things weird and never gets reciprocation?

Welcome to the club. Here is your complimentary hat to hide your shame.
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TopicFavorite cookie out of these 3?
Mistere Man
12/30/18 1:05:04 AM
#3
I used to get something called a sugar butter cookie it was great imo.
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Topicwhy do you guys love me so much
Mistere Man
12/30/18 12:47:50 AM
#2
Shaman form Katt was awesome!
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TopicName a cooler U.S. President than Michael Wilson
Mistere Man
12/30/18 12:44:17 AM
#5
William Henry Harrison

He died in 30 days from drinking water contaminated by sewage.

Beat that?!
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TopicCyberbullying is now a crime in Michigan punishable by jail time
Mistere Man
12/30/18 12:39:49 AM
#50
Devil_Katt_II posted...
RaptorLC posted...
GrindcoreShark posted...
Kineth posted...
And he's gone.

Wrong again


I beg to differ.


This!
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TopicYou can live in Atlanta, Chicago, or Dallas
Mistere Man
12/30/18 12:28:50 AM
#4
Can I travel?
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TopicWhat are the chances a mouse got into my Super Nintendo?
Mistere Man
12/30/18 12:24:40 AM
#9
Sex box?
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TopicWould you have sex with a married woman?
Mistere Man
12/30/18 12:08:08 AM
#9
Married to someone else? No

Married to me? No

Married to the mob? Not sure I have a choice.
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TopicHow the fuck can I be "cute, but not my type"?
Mistere Man
12/30/18 12:04:54 AM
#9
It means youre cute but you dont get the water works going. Like a cute kid when she wants a Man.
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TopicIs catboy a cool cat?
Mistere Man
12/29/18 11:42:16 PM
#16
You know I am only joking with you.
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