Current Events > Am I the only dude who can't figure out how to successfully do doggy style?

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Nuffinz0rz
12/30/18 2:02:01 AM
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Too high, too low, I can never figure out how the fuck I'm supposed to position myself and still be able to generate any sort of routine motion without feeling like I'm falling over after three thrusts
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SauI_Goodman
12/30/18 2:08:05 AM
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doggy doesn't work very well for guys with small penises. your best bet is missionary with her legs on your shoulders for deeper penetration.
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DrizztLink
12/30/18 2:08:41 AM
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orangefire25
12/30/18 2:08:58 AM
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Um
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WizardPowers
12/30/18 2:11:57 AM
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Move her into position so it will work better?
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Nuffinz0rz
12/30/18 2:14:28 AM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
doggy doesn't work very well for guys with small penises

This legit might be the problem
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MangaFan462
12/30/18 2:14:47 AM
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TennTux
12/30/18 2:15:54 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
ayyy
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pres_madagascar
12/30/18 2:18:08 AM
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Nuffinz0rz posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
doggy doesn't work very well for guys with small penises

This legit might be the problem

Yup. To really do doggy well, you need to be at 7 inches.
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Nuffinz0rz
12/30/18 2:21:30 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Nuffinz0rz posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
doggy doesn't work very well for guys with small penises

This legit might be the problem

Yup. To really do doggy well, you need to be at 7 inches.

oh fuck that then
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BeautifulBlaze
12/30/18 2:22:36 AM
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FL81
12/30/18 2:22:58 AM
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FLAMING EVIL HOMER
12/30/18 2:24:30 AM
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I have her on fours on bed and I stand behind on ground.
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Nuffinz0rz
12/30/18 2:25:46 AM
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FLAMING EVIL HOMER posted...
I have her on fours on bed and I stand behind on ground.

I think this is the best bet, last time we did try that but my bed doesn't have a frame so she was too low
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BeautifulBlaze
12/30/18 2:26:45 AM
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orangefire25
12/30/18 2:28:07 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Nuffinz0rz posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
doggy doesn't work very well for guys with small penises

This legit might be the problem

Yup. To really do doggy well, you need to be at 7 inches.

Jesus that's comically untrue
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Nuffinz0rz
12/30/18 2:28:24 AM
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BeautifulBlaze posted...
Do you accidentally stick it in her ass, TC?

That did happen once, but I was being delicate so she told me that ain't it chief
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CapnMuffin
12/30/18 3:07:02 AM
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Get close then you can make small height adjustments.

Your knees closer together = you higher
Her knees farther apart = her lower
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Ultima Dragon
12/30/18 3:08:10 AM
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You should try lazy doggy or the prone bone if you haven't already. I really can't last very long in that position, lol.
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bknight
12/30/18 3:28:08 AM
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Nope, not the only only one. Most hated position, does not help that I have short legs and am only 5 inches. The position I prefer is her on her back, scooted up to the edge of the bed with me standing on the ground and pounding away, can really brace myself that way and generate more trust by pushing against the floor. Reposition her every now and then when she ends up pushed up and sometimes I climb on the bed on my knees instead of on the floor to go in for kissing and full body contact with penetration, but you lose the leverage. First time a girl wrapped her leg around back in that position was hot, but it's equally hot when you can lean in and force her legs up around her head.
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Acceptance
12/30/18 3:30:42 AM
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Usually I can find the sweet spot, but if Im having an issue shell just reach under and place it where it needs to be.
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Nuffinz0rz
12/30/18 12:07:50 PM
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Ultima Dragon posted...
You should try lazy doggy or the prone bone if you haven't already. I really can't last very long in that position, lol.

hmm prone bone could work

what is lazy doggy

or is lazy doggy and prone bone the same thing
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JBaLLEN66
12/30/18 12:09:45 PM
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I cant either and Im 7 inches
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ArchiePeck
12/30/18 12:12:00 PM
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The finish is sooooooo good though - when you know you're nearly there and grip her hips and start pulling her in with each thrust...
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bluezero
12/30/18 12:13:09 PM
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ScazarMeltex
12/30/18 12:14:20 PM
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bluezero posted...
Doesn't even feel good for the guy.

You clearly have been doing it wrong. Wife and I's favorite position for the last 14 years.
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Mistere Man
12/30/18 12:14:33 PM
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Nuffinz0rz posted...
BeautifulBlaze posted...
Do you accidentally stick it in her ass, TC?

That did happen once, but I was being delicate so she told me that ain't it chief

Ok I like this lady.
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bluezero
12/30/18 12:15:41 PM
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ScazarMeltex posted...
bluezero posted...
Doesn't even feel good for the guy.

You clearly have been doing it wrong. Wife and I's favorite position for the last 14 years.

I'm not surprised if I was, but it just feels...different. Not like missionary.
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meestermj
12/30/18 12:16:35 PM
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The only issue I have is that my girl's legs give out on her and it turns into a prone bone.
Her favorite position.
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apocalyptic_4
12/30/18 12:17:39 PM
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If I ever had problems finishing I'd just do doggy and I'd always bust after a few mins it's the best position.

Try adjusting height with pillows or have her legs spread and your knees close together. Or have her arc her back a bit idk
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Mistere Man
12/30/18 12:19:50 PM
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Are you thrusting while she stays still?

Or are you pushing and pulling her as you stay still?

Or a combo of both?

Often one of these works better than the others depending on the individual.
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soulunison2
12/30/18 12:21:40 PM
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Use pillows
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Fony
12/30/18 12:21:47 PM
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My fiancee and I like it with her wearing platform stilettos and me standing behind her with one of her legs up on the counter top. Doggy is great too.
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Vicious_Dios
12/30/18 12:24:13 PM
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You ever Fish Hook her?
You ever Poltergeist her?
You ever Houdini her?


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Flockaveli
12/30/18 12:25:27 PM
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My dick is too small for that.
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hitokoriX
12/30/18 12:27:49 PM
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Nah bro don't worry about size. Take the advice of some of these other folks.
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Space_Man
12/30/18 12:31:09 PM
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is she arching or back or sorta slumped over? if she arches her back it'll feel better for both of you and she'll do it automatically if you're going hard enough.
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MARKINGRAM22
12/30/18 12:32:23 PM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Nuffinz0rz posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
doggy doesn't work very well for guys with small penises

This legit might be the problem

Yup. To really do doggy well, you need to be at 7 inches.


Basically if you're less than six just hook up with girls that have no ass
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The Popo
12/30/18 12:53:38 PM
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Have you considered using a car jack to get her to the appropriate height?
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Nuffinz0rz
12/30/18 12:57:05 PM
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The Popo posted...
Have you considered using a car jack to get her to the appropriate height?

Yes
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Flockaveli
12/30/18 12:57:57 PM
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MARKINGRAM22 posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Nuffinz0rz posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
doggy doesn't work very well for guys with small penises

This legit might be the problem

Yup. To really do doggy well, you need to be at 7 inches.


Basically if you're less than six just hook up with girls that have no ass

I feel like a king when I fuck short skinny petite girls.
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Jeff AKA Snoopy
12/30/18 1:01:17 PM
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Depending on ass size it can be a bit tough too.

Girl with a great ass? That can oddly get in the way when it comes to vaginal penetration from behind. She ends up having to arch her back a lot to get into a position that makes it work well.
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