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Topic | Imagine doing one those elaborate proposals only to get rejected |
Offworlder1 12/30/18 9:39:16 PM #7 | People need to stop doing this shit in a public place with lots of people watching, no one is going to like being put on the spot infront of all those people. If your serious about asking do it in a small intimate setting, grand displays with a large crowd only serve to be ego trips for the person proposing. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | if your wife proposed to you with mgs2 dog tags fast would your panties fly off |
Offworlder1 12/30/18 9:21:00 PM #6 | Never played the games, not invested at all with the series. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | Is it morally irresponsible to own a gun? |
Offworlder1 12/30/18 9:19:23 PM #22 | Your mother in law is an idiot, lots of gun owners have children and successfully teach them the proper gun safety and those children do the same for their children. Be a responsible gun owner and keep your guns secure properly, teach your children the right things. Dont let some idiot tell you your irresponsible just to guilt trip you into making a bad choice. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | Guy gets stuck on an elevator with diarrhea for 41 hours |
Offworlder1 12/30/18 4:55:27 PM #7 | I feel so bad for that poor man, I really hope he gets over this trauma. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | Black 2, Platinum, and Emerald are the three best pokemon games. |
Offworlder1 12/29/18 2:47:16 AM #7 | Its ok to be wrong topic creator. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | You get 3 million dollars but in 2020 Alex Jones become president |
Offworlder1 12/29/18 2:45:21 AM #4 | Id take that deal. He is likely to be ineffective and impeached, or someone might assassinate him. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | Black 2, Platinum, and Emerald are the three best pokemon games. |
Offworlder1 12/29/18 2:44:09 AM #3 | Imagine being this wrong by not including Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver, and Pokemon FireRed/LeafGreen. Pokemon Black 2 and Pokemon Platinum are great games though. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | So the mods are fine with transphobia? |
Offworlder1 12/29/18 1:47:12 AM #32 | Pretty sure the mods are nuking and slapping people with moderations if your trans bashing. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | Just logged in FB for the first time in years... Everyone is now married.... |
Offworlder1 12/29/18 12:50:50 AM #4 | Seems like your under the belief being married means they are living good or happy lives, not everyone that gets married is happy. You need to live your life the way you want to, marriage could be part of that but its not the end all be all. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | Scenario: Your teenage son is gay and asks for help dating an illegal immigrant. |
Offworlder1 12/29/18 12:47:37 AM #16 | Dark_SilverX posted... Build the wall and throw my son and his alien over. That is some cold shit. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | Scenario: Your teenage son is gay and asks for help dating an illegal immigrant. |
Offworlder1 12/29/18 12:36:08 AM #14 | Rika_Furude posted... being gay isnt a problem, but Also harboring illegal aliens is a crime, a federal crime, would call ICE and let them deal with it. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | Rate this conversation I had on Tinder out of 10. |
Offworlder1 12/29/18 12:28:34 AM #26 | She is overwhelmed by your suave replies. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | TSA to deploy more floppy-ear dogs, because they are less scary than pointy-ears |
Offworlder1 12/28/18 10:39:21 PM #9 | All those cute pups with pointy ears left out, thats not right. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | You see a big shining electrical orb appear in front of you. |
Offworlder1 12/28/18 8:23:15 PM #3 | Give him my clothes and hope he lets me live. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | Do you agree with this comic on romance? |
Offworlder1 12/28/18 8:09:27 PM #8 | Love the dude in the background, shes already got a dude in her life. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | You're about to fight Xenomorphs. Choose your weapon. |
Offworlder1 12/28/18 7:53:54 PM #4 | M41A Pulse Rifle by Armat --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | Barney Stinson is a dude who just wants to ejaculate every episode |
Offworlder1 12/28/18 3:38:00 PM #6 | Hes a man who goes after what he wants, he is true to himself. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | Worst game you bought in 2018? |
Offworlder1 12/28/18 3:37:23 PM #15 | So far due to it having forced enemy level scaling: Assassins Creed Odyssey. Really sad too since I had really been looking forward to the game but as is the game is broken. When they give an option to turn off enemy level scaling the game will likely be amazing. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | Not going to lie, Megaman X is pretty difficult. |
Offworlder1 12/28/18 3:27:33 AM #12 | I love the Mega Man X original trilogy, challenging and rewarding, played them as a kid, beat them all a bunch of times. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | The perfect girl but she chokes you everytime she wakes up. |
Offworlder1 12/28/18 3:25:24 AM #35 | UnfairRepresent posted... Offworlder1 posted...What if you tie her hands behind her so she cant dio anything to you when she wakes up ? Yup. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | The perfect girl but she chokes you everytime she wakes up. |
Offworlder1 12/28/18 3:05:19 AM #32 | What if you tie her hands behind her so she cant do anything to you when she wakes up ? What happens if she loses both hamds in a freak accident ? (Yeah I am going there out of boredom) --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | have you ever had a manager who wasn't a complete bitch or an asshole |
Offworlder1 12/28/18 2:48:47 AM #2 | Yes and its good to have a fair boss who does not overstep or abuse their power, even better when that boss will do the same work as you when people need help. A good boss seems to be rare these days, I treasure mine, hes a good dude who throws great parties. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | Scenario: UnfairRepresent is your lawyer at a murder trial. |
Offworlder1 12/28/18 2:41:34 AM #24 | Fire him and get an attorney who knows what they are doing, one with a high win ratio for not guilty verdicts and could represent my best interests. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | Does anyone else wish that they were born as a girl? |
Offworlder1 12/28/18 2:37:04 AM #5 | Nope, happy the way I am, I like being a man. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | Interracial homeless men break into apartment to have a meal and a shower. |
Offworlder1 12/28/18 2:20:39 AM #10 | If he is smart he will move out of Commieforia so he can get a gun and be better prepared to keep his family and himself safe. If he tries to get a gun in the shit state it will be extremely difficult and hes lucky the two homeless dudes were so harmless it could have been a lot worse. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | Transexual loses her shit when a gamestop employee calls him a sir. |
Offworlder1 12/28/18 2:08:35 AM #102 | Shameful behavior here, and there was no reason to trash the store, correct people sure but then get your stuff and leave with dignity. Instead of leaving the cussing and low class behavior begins, this person could have easily made their point and left not act like some class less idiot. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | The ending(s) of ME3 still piss me off to this day (spoilers) |
Offworlder1 12/28/18 1:58:29 AM #205 | Yeah they should have let you micro manage the different fleets to maximize their effect and be a much grander scale then the suicide mission of ME 2. If you did everything to max out your EMS there should have been a secret ending that is the golden ending in that you defeat the reapers against all odds showing Shepard is the key to victory. Should have been like how the reapers were amazed you accomplished the suicide mission without any deaths. The golden secret ending should have Shepard die however, no surviving or maybe they lived, Shepard has to die to show they were able to do the impossible but at the cost of their life. Shepard living in a golden ending would not have the same impact like a heroic sacrifice and would not fit the space jesus thing as they were already ressurected once. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | A picture of my new adopted guinea pig and my cat together. |
Offworlder1 12/27/18 11:44:28 PM #32 | There should be more positive and good topics like this on CE. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | Why Mark Zuckerberg has an unattractive wife. |
Offworlder1 12/27/18 11:37:38 PM #38 | Forgettable posted... Isn't she a childhood friend? I heard this too and it makes sense he would marry someone he could trust, they are likely in love too. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | Stop ordering diet soda with your fast food meal. |
Offworlder1 12/27/18 11:01:13 PM #4 | If they get a bottle of water it's the best option, diet soda does not taste good. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | The ending(s) of ME3 still piss me off to this day (spoilers) |
Offworlder1 12/27/18 10:59:31 PM #198 | Crepes posted... The reapers are a necessary evil. I have not seen such blatant shit posting, and bullshit lies like this one in a while. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | Would you fuck dis fat chick? |
Offworlder1 12/27/18 10:48:52 PM #4 | That is NOT a fat chick. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | Mary was like 13 or 14 when God told her he was going to make her pregnant |
Offworlder1 12/27/18 10:39:13 PM #11 | This topic is just asking for mods to kill it. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | The ending(s) of ME3 still piss me off to this day (spoilers) |
Offworlder1 12/27/18 10:17:59 PM #190 | I hope this has proven to people destroy is the only good ending and the most paragon choice you can make. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | Would you recommend pulling out your dick in a strip club? |
Offworlder1 12/27/18 10:15:12 PM #18 | Only do this in a one on one private dance after the dancer clearly says she is cool with it. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | The ending(s) of ME3 still piss me off to this day (spoilers) |
Offworlder1 12/27/18 10:04:03 PM #184 | The entire last part of the game once you get to Star brat has been confirmed to have been sabotaged since Casy Hudson and some other people not the main writers decided at the last minute to pull some bullshit, this is not a rumor but a fact. Casey Hudson even said "the endings will NOT be choose A,B, or C" in a published article among other things yet what we got was "choose A,B, or C" for the endings. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | The ending(s) of ME3 still piss me off to this day (spoilers) |
Offworlder1 12/27/18 10:00:32 PM #181 | You clearly don't understand that "control" simply hands Shepard control of the reapers, they still exist as they are, an example would be a person driving a car, driver 1 is a crazy killer who runs people over, the car is controlled by the driver. Driver 1 eventually decides to give the keys to Driver 2 who is a saint and would not harm any living being, the car does not change only the driver and the intent. Difference with the reapers is they do have intelligence, and we know reaper tech indoctrinates people, there is no way to know if "good Shepard" can be corrupted, damaged, or fucked with since the "control" ending makes him an A.I. with the same morals and logic as "organic living Shepard. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | The ending(s) of ME3 still piss me off to this day (spoilers) |
Offworlder1 12/27/18 9:52:22 PM #175 | Have you ever heard of "being subtle" Darmik, I'd think Star brat who has seen and tried "peace" and seen conflict between organics and synthetics might have figured out direct threats don't always work. Star brat clearly wants the reapers to keep existing and they were willing to make a deal with the geth twice. First time the heretics thought "reapers are cool gods" and the reapers said "yeah you can fight as our soldiers, then in ME 2 and 3 the "good geth" make a deal with the reapers and retain who and what they are. Indoctrinated races are always destroyed we learn from Javik yet the geth get two times to serve the reapers without losing their identity and are enhanced by the reapers. That is clearly the reapers showing they favor synthetics, and Star brat deciding the geth are useful without being "reaperfied". Star brat's reaper control and the reapers letting the synthetic geth be on their side with minimum changes shows they only give a damn about synthetics and are fine with organics being wiped out. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | The ending(s) of ME3 still piss me off to this day (spoilers) |
Offworlder1 12/27/18 9:41:07 PM #170 | Darmik posted... He becomes the Reapers. You just answered why Star brat supports "Control", Shepard becomes a reaper and the reapers SURVIVE. Darmik posted... Yes they are. They're absorbed into being a new Reaper. Remember the Mass Effect 2 final boss? Being turned into a reaper is NOT surviving it is being assimilated into the reapers with who you are wiped from existence, the final boss of ME 2 is created from the bio matter of the people literally killed via liquidation. An example is Kelly if you did not save the crew in time, she is fucking killed there is no getting her back or resurrecting her, she was melted down into matter to be used like when you mix butter and eggs, and dough to make food. The butter is "there" but it will never be the same as it originally was nor is there a way to "reverse" the process. Darmik posted... His goal is to find peace between organics and synthetics. Reapers were his initial solution. He considers Reapers to be a fusion of both organics and synthetics. That is not peace, that is killing organics and using the dead leftovers to create a fucking freak show nightmare, Star brat's "solution" was not peace it was kill the organics and use the raw material to make new reapers, only synthetics benefit from that. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | The ending(s) of ME3 still piss me off to this day (spoilers) |
Offworlder1 12/27/18 9:29:59 PM #167 | Darmik posted... I was first created to oversee the relations between synthetic and organic life. To establish a connection. But our efforts always ended in conflict. So a new solution was required. When the best "solution" Star brat came up with was mass genocide of organics through the reapers it's clear as day the fucking thing is morally bankrupt. Darmik posted... You must act. It is now in your power to destroy us. But be warned, others will be destroyed as well. The crucible will not discriminate. All synthetics will be targeted. Even you are partly synthetic. This is clearly Star brat trying to manipulate you into thinking "destroy is bad", it clearly only cares that SYNTHETICS will be wiped out, and then tries to scare Shepard with the old "you might die too so this is not a good choice" as if Shepard is not willing to make the sacrifice of their life to permanently wipe out the reapers. Star brat only gives a fuck about synthetics and it's world destroying reapers surviving not organics or "peace". --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | The ending(s) of ME3 still piss me off to this day (spoilers) |
Offworlder1 12/27/18 9:15:55 PM #164 | Darmik posted...
The reapers wipe out the race the race is never brought back or given a revival at any point, reapers do not seed worlds with organics they only kill them and the "primitives" who have not reached a certain tech level are spared. Edi and the geth can literally be recreated to being nearly the same as before as the knowledge is there along with "back ups" most likely. Darmik posted...
If that were true the reapers would have been trying to get Shepard on their side in ME 2, they do not nor do they try in ME 3, also Shepard is still mostly organic, he was not recreated as a cyborg or a machine. Darmik posted...
The reapers surviving is his goal, as long as the reapers are not destroyed he accomplishes his goal, not hard to understand. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | Do you tip after a dance at a strip club?? |
Offworlder1 12/27/18 8:17:11 PM #47 | Daffadilio posted... Offworlder1 posted...Even if they do remember dont give a shit, if she asks for another tip say no, if she asks why not tell her I dont want to nor am I obligated to tip you. I say that because some dancers where I have do a hard sell for a tip after a lap dance, you do not need to be rude but being direct gets the point across and they stop hounding you. Most strip clubs I have been to do not have dancers asking for tips after a dance but the two places I did go with dancers asking for tips needed a firm no. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | The ending(s) of ME3 still piss me off to this day (spoilers) |
Offworlder1 12/27/18 8:12:51 PM #152 | Axiom posted... Offworlder1 posted...Axiom posted...I played a complete paragon playthrough the first time then made the choice to wipe out all AI. Lmao whoops Edi already said she was willing to sacrifice herself fo the greater good, also the geth and synthetics can be rebuilt, that is NOT genocide, also fuck the reapers cause they do need to be wiped from existance. Synthesis is the most renegade/evil option you can make, you rewrite everyones dna without anyones consent, you are letting the reapers win since you have become like them, Its also leaving the reapers free to war anyway later since no one controls them and just because they understand others does not mean they would not choose to resume killing of their own free will. Control is a fantasy since its been hammered into the player through all three games no one can resist indoctrination. If TIM was a reaper slave (someone who was also extrememly strong willed) there is no way Shepard could pull it off. Most importantly is that Star brat supports synthesis, and control but opposes destroy, with it being the reaper controller/hive mind/conscious logic says to go with the option it does not want. Having synthesis or control benefits Star brat some how or it would be impartial, so choosing destroy is very clearly the right decision. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | $10K untaxed but The Admiral is made a mod again |
Offworlder1 12/27/18 6:19:21 PM #46 | Sure I would take that deal and especially that untaxed free money. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | The ending(s) of ME3 still piss me off to this day (spoilers) |
Offworlder1 12/27/18 6:16:28 PM #141 | Axiom posted... I played a complete paragon playthrough the first time then made the choice to wipe out all AI. Lmao whoops You made the paragon good ending choice. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | Do you tip after a dance at a strip club?? |
Offworlder1 12/27/18 6:15:46 PM #26 | Even if they do remember dont give a shit, if she asks for another tip say no, if she asks why not tell her I dont want to nor am I obligated to tip you. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | two students beat down teacher, class laughs |
Offworlder1 12/27/18 6:12:57 PM #127 | People sayimg kids being kids doing racist shit are secretly racist shitbags themselves. Just cause physical harm did not occur does not make it any less serious, racism needs to die out and when it happens throw the book at the school kids doing that racist bullshit. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | Do you tip after a dance at a strip club?? |
Offworlder1 12/27/18 6:10:10 PM #24 | Do not tip if you got a lap dance, the only thing you pay for is the dance nothing else, if she asks for a tip refuse her. The only time you tip is when your watching the stage show and you enjoy that dancer, or when they come around with a tip basket. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | The perfect girl but she chokes you everytime she wakes up. |
Offworlder1 12/27/18 6:04:49 PM #18 | How will having a locked door between her and you not help ?? --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
Topic | The ending(s) of ME3 still piss me off to this day (spoilers) |
Offworlder1 12/27/18 6:03:33 PM #139 | Indeed, and its clear who made the reapers are practically as morally bankrupt as the reapers themselves. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 |
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