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| Topic | Ocasio-Cortez's "New Green Deal" would bring the apocolypse to the US! |
| slimfizzle2 12/31/18 12:50:19 PM #9 | But what if the winds blowing at night --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | CYOA: You've been raised from the dead by a necromancer. |
| slimfizzle2 12/30/18 9:59:19 AM #437 | <_< I bet you've been writing stories on other websites ;_; --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | Is it normal for SNES games to freeze soon after being turned on? |
| slimfizzle2 12/29/18 12:20:49 AM #4 | I get hot when I'm turned on! --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | Scenario: Your teenage son is gay and asks for help dating an illegal immigrant. |
| slimfizzle2 12/28/18 3:38:28 AM #3 | My hypothetical gay son would never date a guy --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | Orange man bad. |
| slimfizzle2 12/28/18 3:26:59 AM #7 | These oranges are bad man *starts tripping* --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | games that would be great remastered... |
| slimfizzle2 12/28/18 3:20:08 AM #5 | Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | Orange man bad. |
| slimfizzle2 12/28/18 3:13:04 AM #4 | Kool-Aid man --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | CYOA: You've been raised from the dead by a necromancer. |
| slimfizzle2 12/28/18 2:53:10 AM #435 | Yes. Let's bribe him with drinks --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | 1 in 8 Americans about two years from not having water supply. |
| slimfizzle2 12/28/18 2:46:48 AM #46 | Giblet_Enjoyer posted... For many reasons, Arizona is going to suffer first. Well shit. --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | Scenario: You accidentally ruin a biker gang's best motorbike this Christmas. |
| slimfizzle2 12/28/18 2:35:43 AM #17 | Smash them all in the head with my Ming vase --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | Louisiana cop arrested on 40 counts of animal sex abuse. |
| slimfizzle2 12/28/18 1:56:05 AM #11 | That's such a Louisiana cop thing to do --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | Do you think Hulk Hogan molested his kids? |
| slimfizzle2 12/27/18 2:17:28 AM #11 | Chicken posted... Behaviorism posted...Hogan's had his face so deep between Brooke's buttcheeks that he's seen gold She had a mirror in her butt? --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | Just made a guy shit himself |
| slimfizzle2 12/27/18 2:15:06 AM #2 | Jokes on you. I shat on your car --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | Your apartment is burning. You can only save ONE: Your dog, or a random baby. |
| slimfizzle2 12/27/18 2:13:42 AM #12 | omega cookie posted... Plot twist: I set the fire in an effort to murder both my dog and the baby he was having an affair with. I then run out of the building, tear off my cloths, have forced intercourse with a stop sign, and fly off into the night sky. Why do you think I created my hypothetical gay son --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | Your apartment is burning. You can only save ONE: Your dog, or a random baby. |
| slimfizzle2 12/27/18 2:12:53 AM #11 | @ThyCorndog posted... my dog since the toddlers parents aren't gonna make it and so they'll all get to be in heaven together and also I don't want to explain why I had a random toddler in my apartment Just have to ask about the random toddlers tho? Why so many --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | Short fat guys with small dicks |
| slimfizzle2 12/27/18 1:59:58 AM #15 | I'm a 6 foot fat guy with 3 and half inches of pure fury --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | Your apartment is burning. You can only save ONE: Your dog, or a random baby. |
| slimfizzle2 12/27/18 1:56:57 AM #7 | I help my hypothetical gay son save the Ming vase --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | god damn thats a fucking good milkshake |
| slimfizzle2 12/27/18 1:42:07 AM #6 | Did it bring the boys to the yard? --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | CYOA: You've been raised from the dead by a necromancer. |
| slimfizzle2 12/27/18 12:34:36 AM #432 | Beans --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | black panther was such a good movie |
| slimfizzle2 12/26/18 1:35:00 PM #2 | Surely you can't be serious --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | What's your favorite part of the chicken? |
| slimfizzle2 12/26/18 11:23:05 AM #16 | The anus --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | _Lyonidias is suspended |
| slimfizzle2 12/25/18 10:17:59 PM #247 | TriforceSD posted... I'm missing all the fun. Who is this _Lyonidias? A fucked up attention whore. Likes to post poor me poor me posts. --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | pojr. |
| slimfizzle2 12/25/18 3:00:13 PM #12 | s --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | pojr. |
| slimfizzle2 12/25/18 2:57:17 PM #6 | Chimichanga --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | Kevin Spacey - 'Let Me Be Frank' |
| slimfizzle2 12/25/18 2:05:54 PM #51 | Can I Still Be Garth? --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | Dude where's my car? |
| slimfizzle2 12/25/18 2:00:47 PM #10 | Its power is exceeded only by its mystery, and strangely, its mystery is exceeded only by its power. --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | CYOA: You've been raised from the dead by a necromancer. |
| slimfizzle2 12/25/18 1:46:42 PM #431 | HotLap posted... Merr Chrimmy Married chimney --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | Masturbating otter dies |
| slimfizzle2 12/25/18 3:51:17 AM #42 | |
| Topic | It has been 2 years since Count_Hamstein passed. |
| slimfizzle2 12/25/18 3:09:16 AM #5 | *pours one into my mouth* --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | Masturbating otter dies |
| slimfizzle2 12/25/18 3:08:02 AM #39 | I'm deeding out of respect. --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | Trying to train my cat and wife turns on the blender. Seriously wtf... |
| slimfizzle2 12/24/18 11:49:52 AM #6 | You were training the cat to use the blender? --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | Hypothetical: A bear attacks your dog and carries it away. |
| slimfizzle2 12/23/18 4:25:02 PM #13 | glitteringfairy posted... You mean a sasquatch? Bears don't really do that but sasquatch does frequently Does sasquatch take your dogs on a regular basis --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | CYOA: You've been raised from the dead by a necromancer. |
| slimfizzle2 12/23/18 4:22:29 PM #429 | Marmoset --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | Its literally 2 am...why da flying fuck are you still fucking awake? |
| slimfizzle2 12/23/18 2:43:11 AM #6 | Cause I can't sleep dammit I'm tired Hold me --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | English man breaks into funeral home, has sex with corpse. |
| slimfizzle2 12/23/18 2:39:28 AM #16 | Crimson_Angel posted... Dammit Awesome --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | Undertaker throwing Mankind off the Hell in the Cell still makes me cringe. |
| slimfizzle2 12/23/18 1:04:03 AM #16 | Guide posted... Oh man, the old ECW. When I was a kid, that was on par with straight up satanic cults. The clips were amazing, but I never got to see the whole fights. Thanks for reminding me. Dude. Get yourself a copy of ECW Bloodsport --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | *licks lips while at cow teats* "hmmm imma drink what comes out of there'' |
| slimfizzle2 12/23/18 12:49:08 AM #4 | I got teats. Wanna suck on me --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | Good looking doctor kills himself in hospital because he was frustrated with I.T |
| slimfizzle2 12/23/18 12:33:24 AM #12 | Omnislasher posted... UnfairRepresent posted...His worried parents called later that day because they had not heard from him but staff were unable to find him on the hospital system due to a spelling error of his name Eduard Cigar --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | 5 million dollars but you get teleported to a random spot on earth |
| slimfizzle2 12/23/18 12:30:12 AM #36 | EpicKingdom_ posted... LordFarquad1312 posted...No. By your rules you could spawn at the Earth's core or some shit. I think I see a winky --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | Good looking doctor kills himself in hospital because he was frustrated with I.T |
| slimfizzle2 12/23/18 12:23:28 AM #5 | He was found by Mohammed Ali? --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | Trump: Allies are very important-but not when they take advantage of U.S. |
| slimfizzle2 12/22/18 11:40:23 PM #3 | Did Trump manage to spell ingloriously right? --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | 50 million dollars but you have to personally gun down ten convicted criminals. |
| slimfizzle2 12/22/18 11:38:01 PM #40 | Yeah. Can I toss my midget into the wood chipper? --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | "I don't drink milk, and I never will..." |
| slimfizzle2 12/22/18 10:53:52 PM #9 | Vertania posted... catboy0_0 posted...yeah but he isn't gonna make it to 80 ... --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | Do you think Casey Anthony is guilty? |
| slimfizzle2 12/22/18 10:48:58 PM #38 | AlecSkorpio posted... Back when it was going down, I would say "If the trunk don't smell like dead tot, than guilty she is not." Guilty is not that thot for the dead tot --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
| Topic | Wearing a dress has got to be pointless. |
| slimfizzle2 12/22/18 9:38:17 PM #11 | LastTomorrow posted... large gap Hehehe --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
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