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| Topic | The perfect girl but she is utterly obsessed with Voltron |
| synth_real 12/31/18 3:39:39 PM #20 | UnfairRepresent posted... She has robots that combine into sex toys This I gotta see --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Come to Montreal, everyone. |
| synth_real 12/31/18 1:02:38 PM #11 | I'd go visit Montreal if it wasn't in Quebec --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Is 5 inches big enough? |
| synth_real 12/30/18 8:38:15 PM #8 | Unless it's a chode, 5 inches is "Is it in yet?" tier for me --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Has anyone here made a video game before? |
| synth_real 12/30/18 3:30:51 PM #4 | I've done it before when I was in university with a couple of other guys for a class. It was a shitload of work for a dinky little game. Fortunately, one of the guys had more experience with programming than me, he got us set up with an SVN repository which made working on it separately so much easier, but even things like getting animations working properly from sprite sheets we blatantly stole from other games is way more work than a lot of people would realize. I no longer have anything to do with programming, for the record, nor do I want to. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Is wanting the wall just a sunk cost fallacy now? |
| synth_real 12/30/18 4:56:00 AM #6 | Kineth posted... Not exactly sure of this specific fallacy, but the wall is a fallacy nonetheless. The Sunk Cost fallacy is when one has put a lot of resources into an unsuccessful venture, and keep going trying to finish it, reasoning that if they don't, everything they put into it would be wasted. Usually this just leads to even more being wasted on it, instead of just pulling out and cutting their losses. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | What does the room you're currently in smell like? |
| synth_real 12/27/18 7:17:14 PM #8 | My fart --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Crafting in games needs to be intuitive otherwise it's so fucking dull. |
| synth_real 12/26/18 4:06:59 PM #42 | kirbymuncher posted... Typhon posted...It really doesn't. My teenage nephew figured it out with no internet access. Minecraft gives you a table of all the stuff you can craft with things you've collected so far, and has for a while now. You can just click it in the menu, and it automatically puts the ingredients in the grid for you --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | You gain the infinity gauntlet,what would you do |
| synth_real 12/25/18 3:59:10 PM #45 | I'd make my own planet to live on with dragon dildo trees. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I'm 26 and can still eat what I want without getting fat |
| synth_real 12/24/18 11:30:10 PM #47 | I used to be like that, but after I turned 30 it was over. I used to have to wear a belt with my pants so they wouldn't be falling down. Now I have to wear a belt with them because I can't get the top button done up any more --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | You're in a public bathroom and the only soap available is shaped like a penis. |
| synth_real 12/24/18 8:53:26 PM #8 | I just googled it, and there are multiple sellers who offer penis-shaped soap, and what an awesome coincidence, I'm going to need to buy some hand soap soon. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Tiny Indian woman becomes the fastest Asian to ever cycle the globe. |
| synth_real 12/24/18 5:43:41 PM #13 | UnfairRepresent posted... Elements, both human and natural, tested the Indian cyclist. This included being chased by a Grizzly bear in Canada That certainly helped out her time --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Christmas Eve Drinking Topic |
| synth_real 12/24/18 5:33:12 PM #6 | Drinking some El Dorado 12 year aged dark rum. It's actually a little sweet and syrupy as far as liquor goes, but you can drink this shit straight no problem. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | You ever gave a gay dude a boner? |
| synth_real 12/24/18 3:48:14 PM #3 | I did, and then I took care of that boner. I'm just a nice guy like that --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Do furries tie the knot when they get married? |
| synth_real 12/24/18 3:44:17 PM #28 | It depends on what their fursona is. Horse cocks don't have a knot, just a medial ring. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Is it just me, or is raquetball lame af? |
| synth_real 12/23/18 3:44:04 PM #6 | I used to play racquetball when I was a kid. Holy shit are those balls ever bouncy --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | remember Soda Shaq? |
| synth_real 12/22/18 2:37:19 PM #2 | The blueberry cream soda was seriously great shit --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | The royal canadiam mint makes tons of star trek silver coins |
| synth_real 12/22/18 1:17:57 PM #6 | argonautweakend posted... Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...I am Canadian. What's the problem? O_o so just don't put that side on display --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Oh no! The last two games you played have just merged into one! |
| synth_real 12/22/18 1:13:20 PM #71 | Minecraft and KOTOR. Wonder how long it would take to craft a lightsaber --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | if kanye west was an NPC in a video game |
| synth_real 12/21/18 10:43:18 PM #8 | When Kanye stays at a hotel, he's Kanye Guest --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I feel like my employer took advantage of me last week. What do? |
| synth_real 12/21/18 10:33:31 PM #2 | So they tried to work things out to pay you as little as possible for the overtime hours that your worked. Update your resume, start applying to other places, and never answer your phone on your day off when work calls you ever again. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Taliban celebrating news the US is withdrawing from Afghanistan |
| synth_real 12/21/18 8:27:54 PM #25 | Considering the fact that the US put the Mujahideen in power in the first place, who became the Taliban after coming to power in Afghanistan, this is really just a case of the hens coming home to roost. They resisted the Soviets, then they resisted the Americans. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I just had a flashback of this priest/religious figure guy kissing me (blogfaqs) |
| synth_real 12/21/18 7:50:17 PM #7 | IHOP posted... synth_real posted...TBH, I'm kinda jealous, it kinda makes me wish my family was Catholic because I think I was one of the bois a priest totally would have molested, and yet I went totally unmolested. Now I'm in my thirties and getting chubby from my appetite and beer, and nobody wants to molest me. Shit, I was just making an off-colour joke after drinking a little too much rum and I ended up bringing up bad childhood memories. I'm sorry, dude --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I just had a flashback of this priest/religious figure guy kissing me (blogfaqs) |
| synth_real 12/21/18 7:05:38 PM #5 | If you weren't even 12 years old yet, and were kissed by a dude with a beard, unless he was one of those rare super high testosterone boys, you were totally creeped on by a pedo. TBH, I'm kinda jealous, it kinda makes me wish my family was Catholic because I think I was one of the bois a priest totally would have molested, and yet I went totally unmolested. Now I'm in my thirties and getting chubby from my appetite and beer, and nobody wants to molest me. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Anyone else in a good fucking mood right now? |
| synth_real 12/21/18 6:39:06 PM #7 | I just drank a quarter of a bottle of rum in two drinks. Things are going pretty good rght now, though that might change by the end of the night --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | What cocktails should I try tonight? |
| synth_real 12/21/18 6:32:57 PM #13 | The Burt Reynolds. Half and half spiced rum and butter ripple schnapps. There's a bar in my town where you can order it by just holding a finger under your nose to make the sign of the mustache. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I eat fermented garlic & honey on a daily basis. |
| synth_real 12/21/18 6:26:36 PM #4 | SunWuKung420 posted... Beer as a health food. I'm consuming dark rum as a health food right now, and holy shit do I ever feel fucking healthy right now --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | The Kurds should not trust the United States. |
| synth_real 12/20/18 7:52:00 PM #6 | BlingBling22947 posted... as soon as Turkey moves on them United States gonna pretend they never heard of them This is what the US has been doing with them for decades, pretend to support their bid for independence when they want to stir up shit in the Middle East, and then leave them hanging out to dry. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | What are your honest thoughts on kid leashes? |
| synth_real 12/19/18 7:27:46 PM #4 | Better than just letting their kids run amok --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Name an underrated episode of South Park. |
| synth_real 12/19/18 6:31:13 PM #5 | How to Eat With Your Butt --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Only imperial stormtroopers are so precise |
| synth_real 12/17/18 8:03:22 PM #13 | DevsBro posted... Questionmarktarius posted...DevsBro posted...I dunno, maybe Han Solo's uncle snuck on the Death Star and used Force Inaccuracy on everyone or something. You know, I was having a chuckle to myself about The Glove of Darth Vader earlier today --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | If Kingdom Hearts isn't the best game of 2019 I will eat my tighty whities. |
| synth_real 12/17/18 7:21:41 PM #5 | 2019 will be the year that TC becomes Cotton_Mouth_Joe --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | If evolution is so smart why are green vegetables so damn nasty |
| synth_real 12/16/18 1:53:19 PM #10 | DevsBro posted... Broccoli is the only exception. It's so that we don't eat them, and instead gobble down stuff that slowly kills us so the veggies can rule the earth when we're gone. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | What are your honest thoughts on churches? |
| synth_real 12/16/18 12:10:06 PM #12 | They seem to burn really, really well --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Sequels better than the original? |
| synth_real 12/11/18 6:41:36 PM #13 | Mass Effect 2 Baldur's Gate 2 Master of Orion 2 --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Florida School does Active Shooter Drill UNANNOUNCED causing SCREAMING STUDENTS |
| synth_real 12/09/18 2:46:38 PM #7 | JTekashiro posted... Wait... do the schools actually do unannounced drills like this? What kind of educator thinks that is a good idea? Of course a bunch of kids are freaking out when you pull this kind of stuff. Well, if that's how they would act in a real situation, then obviously it's a good idea to know that before some loony with a gun shows up and their lockdown plan doesn't work because everyone is freaking out --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Tbqh, if you just mindlessly judge addicts you're probably a bad person. |
| synth_real 12/07/18 6:52:04 PM #34 | Having known a decent amount of people with substance abuse problems, lots of them were broken people before they ever saw drugs or alcohol, the shit just takes away their chances of making things better. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Do you like Neutral Milk Hotel? |
| synth_real 12/07/18 5:57:23 PM #12 | This is my first time listening to this band, despite seeing them mentioned numerous times, especially on 4chan's /mu/. I genuinely hope it's also the last. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Remember when you had to go get your pictures developed |
| synth_real 12/05/18 6:29:27 PM #13 | I miss those days, I could always tell by the looks on their faces who developed my photos and had to see my hairy balls --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Festive Satanic statue added to Illinois statehouse |
| synth_real 12/05/18 6:26:27 PM #21 | shockthemonkey posted... frozenshock posted...Perascamin posted...Satanic "Religion" is so cringy The Satanic Temple (who put up this statue) aren't into the whole objectivist thing. I also get the impression that they don't get laid a lot. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | What would you do with The Flash's powers? |
| synth_real 12/05/18 6:21:38 PM #16 | I would shit in other people's pants, then watch their reaction when they realize their drawers are full --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | 8 billion dollars tax free. What do you focus on? |
| synth_real 12/05/18 6:15:04 PM #24 | I'd buy a massive brewery and start a charity to give the all the homeless free beer. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I got some dos Equis. |
| synth_real 12/03/18 6:48:52 PM #9 | Too bad you're no more interesting than you were before --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Canada Dry is the best ginger ale |
| synth_real 12/02/18 8:07:16 PM #11 | Canada Dry also makes a cranberry ginger ale for Thanksgiving, and it sometimes sticks around until Christmas time. I think it's the best pop ever. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Oblivion build thread |
| synth_real 12/01/18 12:26:21 PM #56 | butthole666 posted... Yeah but aint that shit ass anyway Not the level 1-4 version of it, it's the same cost as making an identical version, but it deals so little damage that it doesn't matter anyway --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Worst thing to say to a priest in a confession booth? |
| synth_real 12/01/18 10:42:03 AM #10 | Forgive me father, I peed in the holy water --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Why is Jordan Peterson considered controversial? |
| synth_real 11/30/18 8:24:25 PM #13 | He became a controversial figure when he didn't want to recognize a students alternative gender identity because he thought it was a product of cultural Marxism --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Oblivion build thread |
| synth_real 11/30/18 6:49:57 PM #46 | 5/5/1 is inferior to 5/5/5 because Luck really isn't a great stat, especially for a magic user. It's basically just a boost for all your skills which are under 100, and a lot of skills are really easy to max out. You can make a custom 1 magicka cost spell from each magic school, and put an elastic band around the cast button and check on it every few minutes to max out those skills. Make a destroy armor on self spell and periodically repair your armor to level up bot Destruction and Armorer for endurance at the same time. Go find a mudcrab, and stand there while continuously casting a 3 cost healing spell to level up your armor skill and Restoration at the same time. Grab a waterbreathing item and aim yourself into a corner in a pool of water to level up Athletics. You never need to worry about Mercantile because you can just create a fortify Mercantile and Charisma spell for 3 seconds, and cast it right before talking to any merchant, it will even allow you to invest in their shop. Once you've taken castle Battlehorn and buy the kitchen upgrade, you can get infinite ingredients to level up Alchemy and make fat stacks of gold. And if you want a really powerful weapon, enchant it in this order: Elemental damage 10 pts (up to you which element) Elemental Weakness 100% for 1 sec (obviously the same type as the damage) Weakness to Magic 100% for 4 seconds If enchanted in this order, every hit from this weapon will cause both weaknesses to stack on the target, which means after a few hits you will start dealing catastrophic damage. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
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