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frozenshock
12/31/18 12:52:58 PM
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I'm gonna welcome you in my house.

Free beer for all CEmen.

I'll give you a guided tour and everything. You'll have a good time.

Just make sure you understand French before coming.
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pres_madagascar
12/31/18 12:53:33 PM
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Not this time of year, no thanks. You wanna have me in late spring, sure thing.
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frozenshock
12/31/18 12:54:39 PM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Not this time of year, no thanks. You wanna have me in late spring, sure thing.


But the freezing cold is part of the charm
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BlingBling22947
12/31/18 12:54:52 PM
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next year, I promise
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pres_madagascar
12/31/18 12:56:13 PM
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frozenshock posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Not this time of year, no thanks. You wanna have me in late spring, sure thing.


But the freezing cold is part of the charm

But I'm a baby and live in the desert.

Would love to hit up the Montreal comedy festival sometime too. I have Canadian family.
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K181
12/31/18 12:58:02 PM
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Montreal: Come for the strip clubs, stay for the laughing at delusional Habs fans.

Fun town.
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frozenshock
12/31/18 12:58:15 PM
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pres_madagascar posted...
But I'm a baby and live in the desert.

Would love to hit up the Montreal comedy festival sometime too. I have Canadian family.


I'd love to go to the desert but I'm afraid of cactuars.

Never been to the comedy festival though. Just seen it on TV. I don't go out much.
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frozenshock
12/31/18 12:58:34 PM
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K181 posted...
Come for the strip clubs


Yep.

Yep yep yep.
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Roxborough4Ever
12/31/18 12:59:36 PM
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are those ice hotels up yet
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pres_madagascar
12/31/18 1:01:43 PM
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frozenshock posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
But I'm a baby and live in the desert.

Would love to hit up the Montreal comedy festival sometime too. I have Canadian family.


I'd love to go to the desert but I'm afraid of cactuars.

Never been to the comedy festival though. Just seen it on TV. I don't go out much.

Lol I live in Arizona. Scorpions are honestly the worst thing you'll deal with in residential areas. The cougars and bears and rattlesnakes and shit are outside of populated areas.

I've been stung by a scorpion before, on my toe. Hurt worse than having my nipples pierced did.
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synth_real
12/31/18 1:02:38 PM
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I'd go visit Montreal if it wasn't in Quebec
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CyricZ
12/31/18 1:02:51 PM
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I've heard strip clubs have beds

In case you get tired for some reason
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frozenshock
12/31/18 1:03:04 PM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Lol I live in Arizona. Scorpions are honestly the worst thing you'll deal with in residential areas. The cougars and bears and rattlesnakes and shit are outside of populated areas.

I've been stung by a scorpion before, on my toe. Hurt worse than having my nipples pierced did.


Well in the residential areas near me we've had a serious coyote problem for years. Coyotes have attacked people, even killed pets.

https://montreal.ctvnews.ca/montreal-is-tracking-down-coyotes-after-spate-of-bites-in-ahuntsic-cartierville-1.4032400
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Flockaveli
12/31/18 1:03:51 PM
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Point me to your finest Asian women.
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frozenshock
12/31/18 1:04:20 PM
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Flockaveli posted...
Point me to your finest Asian women.


If you want asian women, go to Vancouver
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Pancake
12/31/18 1:04:58 PM
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kick out all the habs fans first
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frozenshock
12/31/18 1:05:57 PM
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UnholyMudcrab
12/31/18 1:07:40 PM
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sktgamer_13dude
12/31/18 1:08:32 PM
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Im way better at reading French than speaking/listening so I think I can survive.
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Bio1590
12/31/18 1:09:43 PM
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It's not even cold in Montreal right now lol
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frozenshock
12/31/18 1:10:22 PM
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sktgamer_13dude posted...
Im way better at reading French than speaking/listening so I think I can survive.


All you really need to know are the days of the week in french

This way you can read the no parking signs to know what days you're allowed to park
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Bio1590
12/31/18 1:10:35 PM
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CyricZ posted...
I've heard strip clubs have beds

In case you get tired for some reason

Gotta get those good ol' Nuru Massages.
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Bio1590
12/31/18 1:11:04 PM
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frozenshock posted...
sktgamer_13dude posted...
Im way better at reading French than speaking/listening so I think I can survive.


All you really need to know are the days of the week in french

This way you can read the no parking signs to know what days you're allowed to park

>Driving in Montreal
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Flockaveli
12/31/18 1:11:40 PM
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frozenshock posted...
Flockaveli posted...
Point me to your finest Asian women.


If you want asian women, go to Vancouver

Hon hon hon merci
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frozenshock
12/31/18 1:18:44 PM
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Flockaveli posted...
frozenshock posted...
Flockaveli posted...
Point me to your finest Asian women.


If you want asian women, go to Vancouver

Hon hon hon merci


But we have a lot of haitian women in Montreal though

They're hot
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crazygamer21
12/31/18 3:13:59 PM
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frozenshock posted...
sktgamer_13dude posted...
Im way better at reading French than speaking/listening so I think I can survive.


All you really need to know are the days of the week in french

This way you can read the no parking signs to know what days you're allowed to park

there's nowhere to park in Montreal at all, so you really don't even need to know that much
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