Lurker > specialkid8

Sure, I'll take some of those Irish and Polish reparations.

It's too bad she's unrecognizably gross now.

How has no one said jerk it yet? You're slipping, CE.

Ivynn posted...

I have a golden rectum. In and out in 30 seconds. Sometimes I don't even need to wipe!

I mean, obviously, I still do, but it doesn't feel gross and wet.

A god among men

KainWind posted...

I like to sit there for a few minutes when I'm done usually.

Why? Wouldn't you rather be sitting somewhere else? Who wants to hang out in the bathroom?

Rexdragon125 posted...

There are a lot of people at my work who legitimately take well over 30 minutes to poop, it's ridiculous

Same, but I work for a moving company so it's mostly lazy fucks who want to take a break from lifting.

GunmaN1905 posted...

Anyone who votes anything other than option 1 should visit a doctor.

There was a topic a while back where a bunch of people were jumping down my throat because I said it didn't take me that long to poop. Apparently unless you spend ten minutes in there you must literally smell like you are smeared in shit. This is a chance for people to put their butthole where there mouth it.

Quorthon109 posted...

Only game I've played by them is The Technomancer, which I liked despite it's problems. Greedfall seems way more ambitious.

It is. I couldn't even finish Technomancer, but they got Greedfall just under the jank-threshold for playability. It's still clearly a low budget game but it plays a lot better than their past games. I'm really excited for whatever they do next. It's nothing really groundbreaking but it's fun and the aesthetic is unique. Tricorns 4 lyfe.

Are you in and out? Do you just sit there for ten minutes for some reason? Does it actually take you a long time to poop? Tell me about you shit sesh.

Quorthon109 posted...

Nothing set in stone right now, but I'm pretty interested in Greedfall. .

It's pretty good. Still a healthy amount of jank but if you like supporting smaller devs on the up and up it's well worth it.

Probably not getting anything until black Friday when I'll be getting five or six games.

Ave, hail to Sanders!

That looks like a Silent Hill monster.

Just like any medium, movies can be a lot of different things. You're not gonna pick up an Iron Man comic and compare it to Anna Karenina and you shouldn't be comparing an Iron Man movie to Taxi Driver. They aren't high art but they can be undeniably entertaining.

R1masher posted...

I do... just not this crap

This. Most of what has been posted in here is generic incomprehensible growl, slam the guitar as fast as you can stuff that people that don't listen to metal think all metal is. I much prefer power metal and folk metal with much cleaner vocals and a wide range of instruments and sounds. As well as the classics like Iron Maiden and Black Sabbath. Amon Amarth is about as heavy as I like to get but I can still understand what they're saying and they have a melody you can follow.

You went out in public and bought those?

Why would I do that to myself?

R1masher posted...

Let your boyfriend toss that spicy salad

Pls delet

Currently single. Free money.

I had a friend who was seemingly madly in love with me. I didn't find her attractive and, honestly, we had little in common. I was really tempted more than a few times but I never made a move. Probably best to leave it at what it is if you don't really wanna go for it.

My anus is not usually punished for my transgressions but I can feel the fire tonight.

EverDownward posted...

I wouldn't mind

Best waifu

My ex got me to watch a lot of it and I started getting a bit too into it. Some of those characters had some fucking crazy arcs over time.

Holy shit, what?

It's best not to listen to the things CE talks about.

It's hard to play all the games you want when the only currency you have is NEETbux.

Kitt posted...

GoodOlJr posted...

It makes you look special

Hell yeah it does. Only a truly special kind of man have aimming so on point that hands are no longer required.

And how.

He was never on.

Because it feels good.

All the science?

Who needs money when I am now God King Doom?

Good for you. Keep up the good work.

awesome999 posted...

This sounds like it was written by someone who almost exclusively watches anime.

For kids?

I was in Miami.

Haven't since I was a kid. I rarely get sick and it's never serious. I'm also not gonna contribute to resistant strains.

I did. Why would I pull out if I'm wrapped up? Seems like a weak move.

CADE FOSTER posted...

def vegy alt doesnt know how to link images get out vegy

He doesn't believe me, he gets an imgur link.

littlebro07 posted...

Did you wear a condom

And did you bust inside her

Yes. I may have fucked a stripper but I know better than to rawdog one.

Lost_All_Senses posted...

specialkid8 posted...

Because no one ever posts in my topics to begin with so I wasn't gonna put effort into being ignored again.

Eh, good enough for me. Not like I have a dog in this fight. Live your best life and fuck strippers is what I always say

Words to live by.

Most of the (very few) topics I make are just random stupid shit that pops into my head because it's not worth putting effort into anything on CE.
au_gold posted...

I dont believe TC got laid.

https://imgur.com/zGcFTuZ

thronedfire2 posted...

mach25687 posted...

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Umbreon posted...

She wasn't good? Or is your junk itching?

It was just super awkward and seeing the stuff they have in place for it to happen was kind of icky.

Explain.

yes, I want to know more about this too

You pay the regular exorbitant amount to take the girl to a private room, then you pay the dude up there a bunch to "look the other way". They have condoms stashed somewhere but then she throws them away in the bathroom so there's no proof it happened. It's like some don't ask don't tell prostitution. Like, obviously it happens in places but that's just not a curtain I imagined looking behind.

Lost_All_Senses posted...

Bringing up that you had sex but then not going into any details is always telling. If you didn't want to go in to it then why would you even bring it up?

This is like spot the liar beginner edition. Bet this never goes pass vague descriptions of everything.

Because no one ever posts in my topics to begin with so I wasn't gonna put effort into being ignored again.

Smashingpmkns posted...

You had sex at the strip club?

Yep

Umbreon posted...

She wasn't good? Or is your junk itching?

It was just super awkward and seeing the stuff they have in place for it to happen was kind of icky.

mach25687 posted...

How much you spend for that piece of ass?

Way too much.

Regrets were made. Would not recommend.

Greedfall

You're a liar and a murderer. You will pay for your crimes.

Guide posted...

Yes, but probably annoying, too. I still have a slight phobia of traffic even after learning, so I observe all rules, and I have never gone a mile above the speed limit.

No tickets, no dents, several averted accidents.

How long have you been driving? It's usually better to ease up on the rules a bit. Being an overly cautious driver can be just as dangerous as being aggressive, mostly because everyone else is a jackass.

Easily one of his worse movies. Really compounds a lot of the problems he's known for. Christoph Waltz is a lot of fun though.

Literally the best on the roads.

Guide posted...

Almost hilariously cruel.

Yeah, this is about the most definitive proof of god.