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| Topic | Dark Souls 2. Give me a weapon. Other than rapier/mace/twinblade |
| Timohtep 08/25/19 1:55:42 PM #16 | Using that one ring that lets you just beat people to death is the most fun I've ever had in a Dark souls game tbh. Best loadout for sure --- |
| Topic | Haven't been this drunk in a while. |
| Timohtep 08/25/19 3:04:50 AM #4 | Happy birthday, alucard's sister --- |
| Topic | Dog shat in the middle of the room I was sitting in and then pissed everywhere |
| Timohtep 08/25/19 2:32:54 AM #7 | Future_Trunks posted... is this oreo pupper: No. Wrong guy Toasty_Kun posted... That doesnt sound normal The only thing abnormal is her shitting in the middle of the floor in the same room as me. Other than that it's standard for the last like 7 years I have owned this dog --- |
| Topic | Dog shat in the middle of the room I was sitting in and then pissed everywhere |
| Timohtep 08/25/19 2:25:18 AM #4 | pegusus123456 posted... I feel like if your dog literally flooded your entire house, it might be sick. She pisses when she's in trouble. She hasn't done it in a long time, but she does it. And she also actively avoids us when she's in trouble. Hence she pissed everywhere. Both the poop and the piss were of pretty standard healthy quality for her. --- |
| Topic | Dog shat in the middle of the room I was sitting in and then pissed everywhere |
| Timohtep 08/25/19 2:22:34 AM #1 | I was chillin on my phone dickin around and I caught a whiff of shit, and I turn my head and there's a big pile of dog shit like 6 feet away. So I call her over to scold her and she actively avoids coming to me all the while pissing because she knows she did something wrong. She pissed in literally every room but two- the kitchen and the office, the latter of which she isn't allowed inside anyway. So after scolding her I took her outside and she shat and pissed even fucking more out there. The gf was literally home for like 2 hours and the dog didn't peep fucking once to go outside. And I had last taken her out like 6 hours prior to right now. I really don't understand wtf happened. She's sleeping in her crate tonight for sure. --- |
| Topic | I started playing Zelda Call of the Wild, aka Breath of the Wild. |
| Timohtep 08/25/19 12:36:11 AM #68 | Akkala is def my favorite --- |
| Topic | Going on a date tonight. |
| Timohtep 08/24/19 6:54:36 PM #4 | |
| Topic | Is 35 dollars a hour a liveable wage |
| Timohtep 08/24/19 3:33:42 PM #6 | God that would be nice --- |
| Topic | Blue > Green > Purple > Red > Orange |
| Timohtep 08/24/19 1:37:01 PM #34 | Varieties of m&m sorted by color of specific m&m mascot --- |
| Topic | What's the best NSMB game? |
| Timohtep 08/24/19 1:19:53 PM #4 | DS Only one with the best powerup in the series, the Blue Shell. --- |
| Topic | Blue > Green > Purple > Red > Orange |
| Timohtep 08/24/19 12:48:21 PM #23 | Jolly Ranchers --- |
| Topic | She thought there was water in her ear. Turns out it was a venomous spider |
| Timohtep 08/24/19 12:46:50 PM #3 | I had a live gnat in my ear a couple of weeks ago, it got stuck in there I was not sober and it drove me fucking bonkers --- |
| Topic | Just saw this symbol on Facebook in a comment |
| Timohtep 08/24/19 12:06:54 PM #9 | spikethedevil posted... This will never get modded. --- |
| Topic | Just saw this symbol on Facebook in a comment |
| Timohtep 08/24/19 11:58:04 AM #7 | Weezy_Tha_Don posted... its a dick lol, Im on mobile Yeeeee --- |
| Topic | Blue > Green > Purple > Red > Orange |
| Timohtep 08/24/19 11:54:06 AM #17 | Are these flavors of some kind --- |
| Topic | Just saw this symbol on Facebook in a comment |
| Timohtep 08/24/19 11:43:16 AM #3 | Lame it apparently doesn't show up on the site I Google it and it is apparently an ancient egyptian hieroglyph It's a penis --- |
| Topic | Just saw this symbol on Facebook in a comment |
| Timohtep 08/24/19 11:40:21 AM #1 | What does it meeeeeeaaaaaaan --- |
| Topic | I like Street Fighter x Tekken, but WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS |
| Timohtep 08/24/19 3:05:17 AM #3 | literally what y --- |
| Topic | Was half life 2 really that amazing at the time? |
| Timohtep 08/24/19 2:55:09 AM #2 | It's still really really good. But obviously not every game is for everyone. It's okay if you don't like it --- |
| Topic | post here and i'll tell u if ur a good poster |
| Timohtep 08/24/19 2:49:39 AM #20 | What's your favorite kind of soup, TC --- |
| Topic | Why do I keep hearing porn in Half Life? |
| Timohtep 08/24/19 2:48:01 AM #5 | A: you have porn up in another window or something B: you're mistaking ambient or creature sounds for a woman moaning C: someone in your house is boning and you can hear them D: your copy of half life is haunted by a horny spectre --- |
| Topic | Someone is standing outside your window right now |
| Timohtep 08/24/19 1:46:51 AM #5 | that's cool because there's a dog park right outside my window I'm okay with people being in the dog park --- |
| Topic | After all this time I finally finished Samurai Jack. (spoilers likely itt) |
| Timohtep 08/24/19 1:08:55 AM #5 | |
| Topic | Control looks so good but it's not on PC and I don't want to play it at 30 FPS |
| Timohtep 08/24/19 12:18:23 AM #7 | DarthAragorn posted... Yes exactly it's not on PC  --- |
| Topic | Watching Labyrinth, AMA. (Spoilers!) |
| Timohtep 08/24/19 12:16:50 AM #12 | they literally blur out or crop away bowie's bulge on some tv airings --- |
| Topic | Control looks so good but it's not on PC and I don't want to play it at 30 FPS |
| Timohtep 08/24/19 12:14:06 AM #4 | also I just looked at what this game is that you're talking about and it seems to be on PC? dunno what you're talking about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Control_(video_game) Control is set to be released on August 27, 2019 for Microsoft Windows (via the Epic Games Store), PlayStation 4, and Xbox One.[1] --- |
| Topic | Control looks so good but it's not on PC and I don't want to play it at 30 FPS |
| Timohtep 08/24/19 12:11:43 AM #2 | either suck it up and play it on console or suck it up and wait for it to not be on console --- |
| Topic | I have a question about Breath of the Wild |
| Timohtep 08/23/19 11:41:06 PM #23 | Hylian, y u gotta be giving detailed advice and stuff to a guy clearly wanting to figure the game out himself with no spoilers tho --- |
| Topic | Just beat the original DOOM for the first time. |
| Timohtep 08/23/19 11:38:32 PM #3 | Lost_All_Senses posted... You should play that Chex version AVGN just played I'd heard of it, always thought it was hilarious --- |
| Topic | Just beat the original DOOM for the first time. |
| Timohtep 08/23/19 11:33:39 PM #1 | At least I think I did >_> Just finished Inferno. I guess I need to do Thy Flesh Consumed, but it was a later addition to the game, yeah? --- |
| Topic | I have a question about Breath of the Wild |
| Timohtep 08/23/19 10:01:22 PM #3 | After you beat the final boss, if you reload your file, it drops you right outside the final boss trigger. It also puts a star by your file. There is a little bit of content post-final boss, but very very little. Specifically, I think that's it. Not really a post game to speak of, but it does technically have one, even if the story progress stays immediately before engaging the final battle. --- |
| Topic | Did you have to do some hours of community service to graduate high school? |
| Timohtep 08/23/19 1:51:19 PM #17 | Can't remember how many I needed, but I only did a couple hours and faked the rest tbh <_< --- |
| Topic | 50k, or the instant body of your dreams. |
| Timohtep 08/23/19 3:48:33 AM #4 | Body without question --- |
| Topic | oh. my. dog. just got some BADASS new shoes in o: |
| Timohtep 08/23/19 3:14:00 AM #5 | how the fuck are we supposed to view imgur direct links these days --- |
| Topic | Is 1440 @ 144 fps feasible with a single card build? |
| Timohtep 08/23/19 2:16:41 AM #9 | literally why would you ever need 144 fps --- |
| Topic | After all this time I finally finished Samurai Jack. (spoilers likely itt) |
| Timohtep 08/23/19 1:39:29 AM #3 | Evening_Dragon posted... Still a bit salty about it, Cause Big Blue guy was the coolest adversary bar none, but it was good. Yeah I love big blue dude. Honestly I could totally see them leaving it open like that because that image of Jack in the obelisk had no future stuff to be found, which could maybe mean that they wanted to leave it open for another season in which he uses that time obelisk from his own time for whatever reason? Especially seeing as how he had aged in the obelisk --- |
| Topic | After all this time I finally finished Samurai Jack. (spoilers likely itt) |
| Timohtep 08/23/19 1:26:51 AM #1 | Just finished the final episode. Enjoyed it greatly. Especially the fact that they sort of answered the question of that huge oblong pillar time gate from like season 3, by having that finalish battle in the ruins of said obelisk --- |
| Topic | I'm watching Baby Driver and just realized the Mike Meyers masks are a pun. |
| Timohtep 08/23/19 1:24:13 AM #14 | MrNintendo1213 posted... Umm. Yes. I said that No you dadn't MrNintendo1213 posted... The Asian robber brings them Austin Powers masks instead of Michael Meyers masks because he didn't know what Halloween was. This happens because Austin Powers's catch phrase is 'Yeah Baby yeah'. The main characters name is Baby. Yeah Baby yeah. --- |
| Topic | So who do you guys want/think will be the remaining two smash DLC characters |
| Timohtep 08/23/19 12:36:58 AM #7 | RedWhiteBlue posted... Better damn well be Minecraft Steve lawl TheGleamEyes posted... Tales of Arise MC (or Lloyd Irving from ToS) Gooigi would be such an awful choice it boggles my mind --- |
| Topic | I'm watching Baby Driver and just realized the Mike Meyers masks are a pun. |
| Timohtep 08/23/19 12:32:23 AM #12 | Uh The joke is that Austin Powers' actor is Mike Meyers Michael Meyers/Mike Meyers <_< --- |
| Topic | So who do you guys want/think will be the remaining two smash DLC characters |
| Timohtep 08/23/19 12:21:19 AM #1 | Pipe dream choices are Rayman and Quote from Cave Story. Realistic want is Doomguy. I think we'll probably get Doomguy and some weeb shit --- |
| Topic | My gf asked if she could me her ex for drinks, is this okay |
| Timohtep 08/22/19 8:47:23 PM #6 | If you don't trust your gf enough for her to go hang out with her ex, then you have deeper problems. If you think she would sleep with her ex, why are you even with her? --- |
| Topic | What do you think is the best looking car out on the road today? |
| Timohtep 08/22/19 7:47:08 PM #2 | I honestly have always loved how Mini coopers look. Still do <_< --- |
| Topic | When you think of "The Dark Lord", what character do you think of? |
| Timohtep 08/22/19 7:38:46 PM #31 | Recently, Aku But that's just because I've been watching through the series --- |
| Topic | I started playing Zelda Call of the Wild, aka Breath of the Wild. |
| Timohtep 08/22/19 7:36:09 PM #56 | DaveTheUseless posted... Done. You have performed well, soldier. * salute * yeee dawg Whenever anyone is playing for the first time, I always make sure they found and talked to Hestu. Everything else they should experience on their own without any help or anything, but it's mega easy to miss Hestu and he's such an integral part of progression that it's totally worth telling people to find him --- |
| Topic | Why are white people afraid to say black people |
| Timohtep 08/22/19 7:25:07 PM #26 | My family has two different women named Nikki, and one of them is black and the other is white, so we refer to black Nikki as, well, black Nikki. Clearly not rooted in any sort of prejudice or anything, just a really easy point of distinction. --- |
| Topic | Alright guys I'm going to sleep please pray my print doesn't fail |
| Timohtep 08/22/19 7:22:16 PM #21 | Shinnokxz posted... I hate printers. I support our printers for a company of about 100 people. Seriously they are like bees- one gets pissy and the whole hive starts acting up. Printers truly are awful. Except oddly enough 3d printers are much easier to understand, troubleshoot, and fix. They take way fucking longer tho --- |
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