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TopicI fail when it comes to women
Giant_Aspirin
07/09/19 4:35:01 PM
#3
i got so fed up with the bullshit that is online dating and im too much of a pussy to approach women IRL so i just accept my fate of being single forever. it's not so bad after a few years -- you get used to it.

edit: its not so much that im a "pussy", i really just have no idea what to say and im terrible at initiating small talk with strangers
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TopicWhy are cops allowed to panic and act on impulse yet civilians must remain calm
Giant_Aspirin
07/09/19 4:32:46 PM
#8
double standards
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TopicAOC forces border patrol agent to drink toilet water
Giant_Aspirin
07/09/19 4:30:48 PM
#47
Antifar posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
"forces"?

Really, what other options did he have?


true. the need to own the libs overrides everything else.
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TopicDo you like oreos more or chips ahoy?
Giant_Aspirin
07/09/19 4:30:16 PM
#2
oreos are my favorite pre-packaged cookie.

chips ahoy are meh tier

edit: "pre-packaged" is probably the wrong phrase to use here. but i mean the cookies you find in the regular grocery store aisle (ie not the bakery)
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TopicAOC forces border patrol agent to drink toilet water
Giant_Aspirin
07/09/19 3:53:27 PM
#3
"forces"?
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TopicRemember guys, you are who you keep as your company.
Giant_Aspirin
07/09/19 3:46:42 PM
#5
so what does that mean for people who hang around CE a lot?
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TopicThe Spicy McChicken is back
Giant_Aspirin
07/09/19 3:32:53 PM
#17
teepan95 posted...
It's the Remix to Ignition


got every man in here wishin
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TopicHave any of you that visited NYC had a positive experience here?
Giant_Aspirin
07/09/19 3:31:25 PM
#3
i visited for a long weekend (4 days total) in the mid 00s. i enjoyed the experience. nothing really stood out as a negative. we did get off the subway at the wrong stop once and ended up way uptown in spanish harlem and walking around was a bit .... weird, but nothing came of it.
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TopicAquafina will be packaged in cans.
Giant_Aspirin
07/09/19 3:29:33 PM
#2
nice
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TopicDear customer, for the next driver could you please be more specific...
Giant_Aspirin
07/09/19 3:17:18 PM
#35
_Matchabuu_ posted...
I guess shes working at DoorDash for a reason though


this is completely uncalled for and, frankly, makes you sound like an elitist jerk.
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TopicRepublicans - and some Democrats - stand by labor sec who protected Epstein
Giant_Aspirin
07/09/19 3:14:30 PM
#14
Rebel_Patriot posted...
Nice headline implying all Republicans and some Democrats. Literally the reason most Americans distrust the media aka fake news.


it's expected that Republicans will stand behind one of their own, that's not really newsworthy. it is newsworthy, however, that members of the opposition party would continue to stand behind the guy.
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TopicIt is unethical to force healthcare on everyone
Giant_Aspirin
07/09/19 2:59:35 PM
#7
DevsBro posted...
ArchiePeck posted...
It's funny how every other first world country on earth manages a system where everyone has healthcare, and no-one in these countries need ever fear becoming bankrupt or losing their house because they got fucking cancer

I dunno where people get this idea that going to a hospital and not being able to pay means some unspecified party will confiscate your home and everything else you own but I can assure you it's entirely fabricated.


your home is the one thing they cannot take.

but i've heard numerous reports of families being buried in hundreds of thousands of dollars of medical debt from a single incident/illness. and that's with insurance.
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TopicWhy the **** do people pay money for a ******* cold sandwich
Giant_Aspirin
07/09/19 12:43:20 PM
#5
if im in a situation where i cannot prepare my own food for whatever reason and i dont want a greasy burger often the only solution is a fast-food deli sandwich.

also, you can make most fast food at home. it's just a matter of

1) having the ingredients on hand
2) being willing to take the time to prepare it
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TopicWhat albums being released this year should I be looking forward to?
Giant_Aspirin
07/09/19 12:41:59 PM
#2
KeepAnEyeOut posted...
Tool - LP 5


this is all that matters
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Topicone hour photo was robin williams best movie
Giant_Aspirin
07/09/19 12:41:23 PM
#6
i own it on dvd. very good movie. it was fun seeing him play a creep.
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TopicWhat were some MUST have played playstation one games?
Giant_Aspirin
07/09/19 9:39:38 AM
#6
SuperExcitebike posted...
FF7-9, Tactics
Spyro 1-3
Metal Gear Solid
Symphony of the Night
Silent Hill
Xenogears
Mega Man Legends
Resident Evil


add:

Resident Evil 2
Crash Bandicoot Trilogy
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TopicWhy isn't 1% milk an option in today's poll
Giant_Aspirin
07/08/19 5:27:02 PM
#7
Turbam posted...
I'm more upset that 10 % of the population is a soyboy


i use almond milk tyvm
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Topicshould i get Yakuza Zero? dunkey says its dumb
Giant_Aspirin
07/08/19 5:25:21 PM
#5
TheBlueMonk_ posted...
what


you said dunkey said it was dumb. you also said dunkey's word is law. ergo you already think the game is dumb, so why are you asking us about it?
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TopicThe Big Lebowski Sequel The Jesus Rolls Coming in 2020
Giant_Aspirin
07/08/19 5:22:45 PM
#5
i think calling it a "sequel" to TBL is stupid. its not. it's a spin-off featuring one character and has no other relation. its not even directed by CB
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Topicshould i get Yakuza Zero? dunkey says its dumb
Giant_Aspirin
07/08/19 5:09:34 PM
#3
if your mind is already made up why did you make this topic ?
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TopicJeffhardyb0yz
Giant_Aspirin
07/08/19 5:08:56 PM
#2
Makeveli_lives posted...
a young Asian-American woman beginning a journey of sexual discovery after reluctantly enrolling in a class on female sexuality and identity.


hotttt
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TopicMaking less than $120K is considered low income aka POOR in San Francisco.
Giant_Aspirin
07/08/19 4:46:19 PM
#2
that's considered "low income" for a family of four
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TopicI only bought Sekiro and Celeste on the Steam Sale
Giant_Aspirin
07/08/19 4:31:27 PM
#5
those are both 5/5 games. you made good choices.

which will you play first?
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TopicWomen's world cup players earned twice as much proportionately than mens players
Giant_Aspirin
07/08/19 3:22:08 PM
#2
so women actually get a larger share of the overall revenue.

in that case, i agree, this is unfair. men should get 13% as well.
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TopicAlmost broke my Switch today in frustration =x
Giant_Aspirin
07/08/19 3:14:32 PM
#12
the racer in 1st place should get defensive oriented items (banana peels, green shells, etc), that part i agree with. what i disagree with is there being no viable defense against the blue shell. yeah, the music box kinda works sometimes? but its not reliable.
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TopicIf "metroidvania" games were given a proper genre name...
Giant_Aspirin
07/08/19 1:24:53 PM
#57
Tyranthraxus posted...
By invoking the word metroidvania, you're specifically invoking a feel of the 2D sidescrolling and platforming aspect of Action Adventure


agree with everything in your post except the use of "2D" here because that implies that Metroid Prime is not a 'metroidvania' which feels utterly wrong to me.
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TopicIf "metroidvania" games were given a proper genre name...
Giant_Aspirin
07/08/19 11:31:58 AM
#43
Tyranthraxus posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
Tyranthraxus posted...
For the most part a metroidvania is just an action adventure game in 2D with a bunch of platforming. metroidvania is just a much more specific version of the action adventure genre.


i think the term is specific to games where you obtain upgrades as you progress that unlock access to new areas


Sure but how is that different from literally any other action adventure game?

Like, take a look at Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past. Tons of shit you find in the game can be used to go back to other places you've already been and gain access to new areas for more items and powerups.


sure, but not all "action adventure" games feature those mechanics. and while LoZ does frequently use the "return here later when you have a specific upgrade to access this area" thing, it feels like the game has so much more going on and that isn't quite the focus, which is why i'd be hesitant to call LoZ a "metroidvania".

defining genres for games has the same problems as defining genres for music, or other entertainment. things often span multiple genres and its so easy to find an instance of a game from one genre that has element(s) from other(s).
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TopicIf "metroidvania" games were given a proper genre name...
Giant_Aspirin
07/08/19 11:08:32 AM
#36
Tyranthraxus posted...
For the most part a metroidvania is just an action adventure game in 2D with a bunch of platforming. metroidvania is just a much more specific version of the action adventure genre.


i think the term is specific to games where you obtain upgrades as you progress that unlock access to new areas
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TopicTrump on the Homeless: 'I'm going to maybe and I'm looking at it very seriously'
Giant_Aspirin
07/03/19 3:10:00 PM
#9
UnfairRepresent posted...
Trump blamed the liberal politicians


and there it is
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Topic7 million watched USWNT's semifinal win on Fox
Giant_Aspirin
07/03/19 3:09:06 PM
#2
impressive
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TopicHave you ever paid for porn?
Giant_Aspirin
07/03/19 2:35:33 PM
#36
i bought an issue of Barely Legal the day i turned 18 just because i could. yes, an actual print magazine.
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TopicAnyone here have a beautiful wife?
Giant_Aspirin
07/03/19 2:26:04 PM
#3
do you ever ask yourself "Well, how did I get here?"
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TopicMy mailman is a blatant liar.
Giant_Aspirin
07/03/19 2:20:44 PM
#2
meestermj posted...
Mail people are 100% entirely worthless.


i've lived in my house for 7.5 years now. during that time i have received a letter for a different house a total of three times and i've never missed anything (to my knowledge). sounds like you just got a bad one. have you filed any complaints?
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TopicWould you assume you're going to heaven or hell?
Giant_Aspirin
07/03/19 2:00:36 PM
#5
i'm a relatively good person the vast majority of the time. if God is real and chooses to condemn me to hell for not accepting him despite being a 'good person' he's not someone i really want to follow anyway because what kind of narcissistic asshole would do that right?
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Topiclooks like it wont be raining tomorrow in nyc, that means fireworks all night
Giant_Aspirin
07/03/19 1:58:22 PM
#5
here i was, thinking TC was going to be excited about something.
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Topic6 elk, 8 whitetail and 12 turkeys in one day!!!
Giant_Aspirin
07/03/19 1:49:36 PM
#12
CarrieChan posted...
Posting before triggered liberals invade this topic.


tbh it seems like there are more conservatives triggered at the idea of a triggered liberal than actual triggered liberals
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TopicAre you going to watch Stranger Things season 3?
Giant_Aspirin
07/03/19 10:21:01 AM
#15
after hearing so many people complain about S2 i just never got around to watching it, which has left me not very excited for S3
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TopicSome people are animals
Giant_Aspirin
07/03/19 10:04:31 AM
#9
seriously though, since spitting on someone is considered assault this should also qualify.
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TopicWould you trust the food in your fridge if the power was out for a hour
Giant_Aspirin
07/03/19 9:44:49 AM
#11
Foppe posted...
Unless you leave the fridge door open, there will be no difference inside it.


basically this
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TopicAlex Morgan celebrate goal against England pretending to sip tea causing outrage
Giant_Aspirin
07/03/19 9:42:55 AM
#42
shes p hot
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TopicJust got promoted at work
Giant_Aspirin
07/03/19 9:41:23 AM
#2
joke's on you because the extra stress from the new job will kill you by the time you're 63

in serious, congratulations! new responsibilities or is it one of those promotions where you've been doing the job for a while and are finally getting recognized?
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TopicWhat countries have you been to?
Giant_Aspirin
07/03/19 9:40:06 AM
#19
United States (home)
Mexico
Costa Rica
Italy
Netherlands
France
England
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TopicThe Silence of the Lambs
Giant_Aspirin
06/27/19 5:16:12 PM
#5
EffectAndCause posted...
Would you fuck me?

Id fuck me.


so i didn't realize this until like a couple of weeks ago from a reddit post, but in that scene Buffalo Bill isn't wearing a regular wig. he's actually wearing a woman's scalp.
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