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| Topic | Crash Bandicoot is a better game than Super Mario 64 |
| SMAP- 12/17/19 3:50:14 PM #9 | The action feels more constant in Crash, which makes it a more consistently enjoyable experience imo --- sigless user |
| Topic | Maitland Ward I make more money doing porn. At one point she made 62k in a month |
| SMAP- 12/17/19 12:02:11 PM #20 | When this boy meets wooooorld... --- sigless user |
| Topic | what do americans eat for christmas? |
| SMAP- 12/17/19 11:27:37 AM #61 | Uncle_Boobs posted... Da booty thank you Uncle_Boobs, very cool! --- sigless user |
| Topic | MJ vs Prince |
| SMAP- 12/17/19 11:21:13 AM #24 | RedWhiteBlue posted... I honestly never saw the talent in Prince that everyone else does. The only thing I'm aware of about him that's big, because of how much people talk about it when he's mentioned, is purple Rain. I also saw the movie Purple Rain. Princes entire 80s output is legendary, and then some more good cuts still from the 70s, 90s, and even 2000s https://youtube.com/watch?v=HEugh8DWQqA https://youtube.com/watch?v=l7vRSu_wsNc https://youtube.com/watch?v=v0KpfrJE4zw --- sigless user |
| Topic | MJ vs Prince |
| SMAP- 12/17/19 1:27:07 AM #17 | I prefer Princes songs a bit more usually but theyre both absolutely incredible musicians --- sigless user |
| Topic | Fast food? Youth today are fucked! |
| SMAP- 12/17/19 12:50:04 AM #6 | Delirious_Beard posted... Would you guys <b>SHUT THE **** UP!?!</b> ^^ I cannot believe you brought this pasta back and I am so happy that you did. --- sigless user |
| Topic | Professional Pick Up Artist (PUA) shows off his skillz |
| SMAP- 12/17/19 12:45:48 AM #11 | Shes not looking to date right now? Well, you fucking get her to look. Make her head turn, stare with big owl eyes and have her mouth water at the exquisite cut of meat that is you. You're a goddamn filet mignon of a man and you better show her. One good plan is to cut the sleeves off of your shirts on the next date to show off your body. I'm not talking about wear a cut off to the date either. Cut those bitches off at the restaurant. This shows how assertive you are and that you're also have an artsy side. That Chiles waitress that always touches your arm will let it linger a bit longer. That cashier that hands you your receipt will run it down your bicep before she puts it in your hand. That girl at the ticket booth won't just tear your ticket. Shell tear her lip open from biting it so hard. After she sees all of the attention you're getting her competitive glands will go into overdrive. Shes all hormones at that point. She literally cant control herself so I hope you're into scat play because you're going to have the kinkiest sex of your life because shes got something to prove. The following day she will come to her senses and feel like a huge slut. Feel free to use that feeling to manipulate her into thinking that this is the start of something amazing. She will instead feel like this some sort of rom com bullshit and that you are her soulmate because that's better than facing the truth. Congratulations, you've now got a gf by the end of your second date and you put some feelers out for rebound sex with the staff at the restaurant when it inevitably goes south. --- sigless user |
| Topic | Fast food? Youth today are fucked! |
| SMAP- 12/17/19 12:43:59 AM #2 | Fast food? Youth today are fucked. --- sigless user |
| Topic | Fast food? Youth today are fucked |
| SMAP- 12/17/19 12:42:45 AM #4 | LordFarquad1312 posted... Or you could not be a sexist pig and learn to cook, since it's an indispensable skill in life and quite fun as well.Fast food? Youth today are fucked. --- sigless user |
| Topic | Fast food? Youth today are fucked |
| SMAP- 12/17/19 12:40:19 AM #1 | Fast food? Youth today are fucked. Women don't even know how to cook anymore. Ladies, you want a guy to do back flips for you, show him that you're a badass in the kitchen. BTW, this used to be a given like 30 years ago. Cooking, knowing how to do it. Some guy is going to eat garbage food with his lady; they're both going to be farting up a storm (fake food like that does numbers on your digestive system) in less then an hour after eating that, as well as getting a headache from the insulin spike. Junk food just makes you feel terrible in general 20 minutes after you eat it. Then they'll start to argue since they both feel like ass. And this is why couples can't stay together. They don't eat good food. --- sigless user |
| Topic | Fast food? Youth today are fucked. |
| SMAP- 12/17/19 12:39:20 AM #9 | HylianFox posted... Fast food isn't even fast anymoreFast food? Youth today are fucked. --- sigless user |
| Topic | Fast food? Youth today are fucked. |
| SMAP- 12/17/19 12:32:39 AM #4 | Wewillrocku posted... junk food is sweets not fast food but cooking at home is just a life skillFast food? Youth today are fucked. --- sigless user |
| Topic | Why is the woman talking to me instead of her boyfriend? |
| SMAP- 12/17/19 12:29:38 AM #2 | Shes not looking to date right now? Well, you fucking get her to look. Make her head turn, stare with big owl eyes and have her mouth water at the exquisite cut of meat that is you. You're a goddamn filet mignon of a man and you better show her. One good plan is to cut the sleeves off of your shirts on the next date to show off your body. I'm not talking about wear a cut off to the date either. Cut those bitches off at the restaurant. This shows how assertive you are and that you're also have an artsy side. That Chiles waitress that always touches your arm will let it linger a bit longer. That cashier that hands you your receipt will run it down your bicep before she puts it in your hand. That girl at the ticket booth won't just tear your ticket. Shell tear her lip open from biting it so hard. After she sees all of the attention you're getting her competitive glands will go into overdrive. Shes all hormones at that point. She literally cant control herself so I hope you're into scat play because you're going to have the kinkiest sex of your life because shes got something to prove. The following day she will come to her senses and feel like a huge slut. Feel free to use that feeling to manipulate her into thinking that this is the start of something amazing. She will instead feel like this some sort of rom com bullshit and that you are her soulmate because that's better than facing the truth. Congratulations, you've now got a gf by the end of your second date and you put some feelers out for rebound sex with the staff at the restaurant when it inevitably goes south. --- sigless user |
| Topic | Fast food? Youth today are fucked. |
| SMAP- 12/17/19 12:28:47 AM #1 | Fast food? Youth today are fucked. Women don't even know how to cook anymore. Ladies, you want a guy to do back flips for you, show him that you're a badass in the kitchen. BTW, this used to be a given like 30 years ago. Cooking, knowing how to do it. Some guy is going to eat garbage food with his lady; they're both going to be farting up a storm (fake food like that does numbers on your digestive system) in less then an hour after eating that, as well as getting a headache from the insulin spike. Junk food just makes you feel terrible in general 20 minutes after you eat it. Then they'll start to argue since they both feel like ass. And this is why couples can't stay together. They don't eat good food. --- sigless user |
| Topic | How to pick up women at the grocery store |
| SMAP- 12/17/19 12:26:39 AM #4 | Shes not looking to date right now? Well, you fucking get her to look. Make her head turn, stare with big owl eyes and have her mouth water at the exquisite cut of meat that is you. You're a goddamn filet mignon of a man and you better show her. One good plan is to cut the sleeves off of your shirts on the next date to show off your body. I'm not talking about wear a cut off to the date either. Cut those bitches off at the restaurant. This shows how assertive you are and that you're also have an artsy side. That Chiles waitress that always touches your arm will let it linger a bit longer. That cashier that hands you your receipt will run it down your bicep before she puts it in your hand. That girl at the ticket booth won't just tear your ticket. Shell tear her lip open from biting it so hard. After she sees all of the attention you're getting her competitive glands will go into overdrive. Shes all hormones at that point. She literally cant control herself so I hope you're into scat play because you're going to have the kinkiest sex of your life because shes got something to prove. The following day she will come to her senses and feel like a huge slut. Feel free to use that feeling to manipulate her into thinking that this is the start of something amazing. She will instead feel like this some sort of rom com bullshit and that you are her soulmate because that's better than facing the truth. Congratulations, you've now got a gf by the end of your second date and you put some feelers out for rebound sex with the staff at the restaurant when it inevitably goes south. --- sigless user |
| Topic | I miss the PS2 era >_> |
| SMAP- 12/16/19 2:20:13 PM #20 | Heartomaton posted... Ape Escape 2. --- sigless user |
| Topic | Which musical acts do you think most defined the mid-1990s? |
| SMAP- 12/16/19 11:49:25 AM #9 | The motherfucking Smashing Pumpkins --- sigless user |
| Topic | Is DragonForce still the hardest metal known to man |
| SMAP- 12/16/19 11:14:01 AM #8 | The best dragonforce songs are the wussy ballads --- sigless user |
| Topic | At what point, do you stop watching the Simpsons |
| SMAP- 12/16/19 11:08:13 AM #17 | |
| Topic | It's almost 2020. How do you feel about dubstep now? |
| SMAP- 12/16/19 10:27:43 AM #11 | Veggeta_MAX posted... BTW My favorite EDM song is I'll Fly With You by Gigi D'Agostino one of the absolute greatest songs ever made --- sigless user |
| Topic | Lizzo is showing out lately |
| SMAP- 12/16/19 3:08:48 AM #6 | De Evolution posted... industry plant as someone whos been following her since waaaaay before this year... lol --- sigless user |
| Topic | TIL Pet Shop Boys are not one hit wonders, have 14 albums |
| SMAP- 12/15/19 10:29:19 PM #16 | |
| Topic | Did you know the US Army has an esports team? |
| SMAP- 12/15/19 1:00:56 PM #2 | Reek. --- sigless user |
| Topic | Melted butter is much better than maple syrup on pancakes. |
| SMAP- 12/15/19 12:26:14 PM #2 | I like both --- sigless user |
| Topic | Have i just outgrown them or arent TV sitcoms funny anymore? |
| SMAP- 12/14/19 1:20:43 PM #7 | Sitcoms have never been like... amazing tv or anything but the older ones sure feel like they used to have more soul in them --- sigless user |
| Topic | Funny how times change, you all hate CoD now! |
| SMAP- 12/14/19 11:49:04 AM #1 | Man when Call of Duty 2 came out CE was creaming their pants. --- sigless user |
| Topic | Aladdin star Mena Massoud hasn't got auditions or calls since doing Aladdin. |
| SMAP- 12/14/19 11:48:16 AM #2 | Man when call of duty 2 came out ce was creaming their pants --- sigless user |
| Topic | It's going to be amusing if the PS5 looks like its dev kit |
| SMAP- 12/14/19 11:03:56 AM #8 | uwnim posted... It is shaped like the number V the number V --- sigless user |
| Topic | Your reaction: Your brother is yelling at his girlfriend in public. |
| SMAP- 12/13/19 5:32:08 PM #1 | You're out with your brother and his girlfriend one day in preperation for Christmas and it seems normal until you leave to go the toilet. When you get back it has gotten uncomfortable as he has gotten madder than Mr House when you refuse to hand over the Platinum Chip in Fallout New Vegas and is shouting angrily at his girlfriend. His girlfriend seems downcast and is apologizing but he's still yelling at her in a barrage of irritation. People are starting to stare. https://i.imgur.com/95wWXnG.jpg How do you react? What do you do? --- sigless user |
| Topic | Your reaction: Your sister's boyfriend is yelling at her in public. |
| SMAP- 12/13/19 5:29:50 PM #17 | |
| Topic | Woah an Adam Sandler movie is getting raving reviews |
| SMAP- 12/13/19 5:10:31 PM #25 | GodBlessAustin posted... Punch Drunk Love is the worst Adam Sandler movie. PTA is a terrible director. Never enjoyed anything by him.lmfao --- sigless user |
| Topic | TIL Pet Shop Boys are not one hit wonders, have 14 albums |
| SMAP- 12/13/19 2:10:46 PM #6 | They have plenty of hits, even stateside, as well as some really good deep cuts --- sigless user |
| Topic | Woah an Adam Sandler movie is getting raving reviews |
| SMAP- 12/13/19 2:10:10 PM #10 | Hes absolutely capable of good acting, just watch Punch-Drunk Love, he just seems to have more fun doing dumb comedies in vacation spots --- sigless user |
| Topic | All this time i thought Chvrches was some mumble rap trash |
| SMAP- 12/13/19 1:04:39 AM #23 | Hating on autotune is so 2010 --- sigless user |
| Topic | Xbox Series X is a dumb name |
| SMAP- 12/13/19 1:02:40 AM #5 | Purely posted... When have they not used a stupid name? 360 wasnt really a bad name --- sigless user |
| Topic | I cannot think of a better movie than The Waterboy. |
| SMAP- 12/13/19 12:11:50 AM #2 | Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex --- sigless user |
| Topic | Project Scarlett officially named "Xbox: Series X" |
| SMAP- 12/12/19 9:13:15 PM #2 | Lmfao --- sigless user |
| Topic | 1st game that comes to mind when you hear 'Good DLC' |
| SMAP- 12/12/19 11:57:32 AM #4 | Rock Band --- sigless user |
| Topic | Netflix January 2020 |
| SMAP- 12/12/19 1:14:11 AM #9 | Grindcorp9000 posted... which?Wouldnt you like to know, you horny schmuck --- sigless user |
| Topic | Netflix January 2020 |
| SMAP- 12/11/19 10:50:02 PM #2 | Wow, cant believe theyre adding hardcore porn to netflix --- sigless user |
| Topic | Terrible game(s) you liked? |
| SMAP- 12/11/19 2:43:27 PM #3 | Playstation All Stars Battle Royale --- sigless user |
| Topic | Name the best TV father |
| SMAP- 12/09/19 10:27:53 PM #33 | Zeeak4444 posted... Alan Matthews cjsdowg posted... "Uncle" Phil these --- sigless user |
| Topic | PAPA ROACH was Spotify's most listened to Rock/Metal artist of 2019. |
| SMAP- 12/09/19 4:32:57 PM #23 | Conflict posted... Literally one of the worst bands ever. --- sigless user |
| Topic | I don't know if Epstein killed himself or not but one thing I know for sure is |
| SMAP- 12/09/19 12:02:11 PM #2 | This topic has been hijacked and is now about tacos. --- sigless user |
| Topic | Who will win Jeopardy's Greatest of All Time competition in January? |
| SMAP- 12/09/19 12:42:49 AM #3 | I'm going to say James holzhauer only because of age. I feel like Brad Rutter could have been the one to break the record had he not had the limit. Now, Jennings and Ruttr are a little older, so I think they won't be as quick to the buzzer --- sigless user |
| Topic | Who will win Jeopardy's Greatest of All Time competition in January? |
| SMAP- 12/09/19 12:40:08 AM #1 | Ken Jennings won 74 consecutive games back in 2004, the longest streak in Jeopardy's history. During his run he amassed over $2.5 million. Brad Rutter has never been defeated by a human player; he first appeared on Jeopardy back when the show implemented a rule that retired a player after winning five games. He has subsequently returned for several tournaments, winning them all and pushing his total winnings to over $4 million. James Holzhauer dominated the show earlier this year, beating the previous all-time record for one-day winnings ($77,000) sixteen times, ultimately winning 32 games and nearly equaling Ken Jennings' $2.5 million total in less than half the time. This January, Jennings, Rutter and Holzhauer will compete in a series of games to determine the greatest of all time, with the winner walking away with another million bucks in their bank account. The first to win three games is declared the champion. Who do you think it will be? --- sigless user |
| Topic | Top 100 Favorite Songs |
| SMAP- 12/06/19 6:16:39 PM #22 | the purge --- sigless user |
| Topic | Post Your Favorite Tweets From Donald Trump Here |
| SMAP- 12/06/19 9:29:01 AM #1 | |
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