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TopicWatched Attack of the Clones for the first time in years.
stoltenberg11
12/17/19 5:59:53 AM
#18
TFA is in fact when Star Wars 'died'

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TopicI never knew an octopus could be so cute!
stoltenberg11
12/17/19 4:01:32 AM
#7
Best animal

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Topicthe average CEman described in one image
stoltenberg11
12/17/19 3:57:01 AM
#15
smh at that dude in there with his bare feet out. gonna get nibbled on by teh rats

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TopicIowa home with Confederate, Nazi displays gets vandalized
stoltenberg11
12/16/19 6:47:16 PM
#74
Ryuko_Chan posted...
whats ur problem?
he's just an angry troll. its best to ignore him

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TopicWatching Avatar the last airbender. Why are the fire nation evil/the bad guys?
stoltenberg11
12/16/19 5:35:03 PM
#47
Amenadeel posted...
Ok yeah. This show just went from watchable, to bingeable.

They met jet. For a show of this caliber to actually deal with the morally grey, to show that becoming as bad as the people you're fighting isn't the way, to actually bring up these difficult choices, it's truly amazing. A lot of mature themes, difficult themes.
The best mature themes/morally grey episode blows that one out of the water

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TopicPorsche creates new Star Fighter design for 'Star Wars: The Rise of SkyWalker'
stoltenberg11
12/13/19 10:04:40 PM
#9
Looks kinda cool. Too bad it's illegal to have new things in the sequel movies

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TopicI like my women how i like my neon's <_<.
stoltenberg11
12/10/19 11:47:53 PM
#2
Noble? Gassy? Both??

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TopicDid the Star Wars sequel trilogy make people like the prequels more?
stoltenberg11
12/10/19 11:30:53 PM
#3
It definitely made people appreciate things the prequels did well that have been absent in the sequels

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TopicMing Na Wen is literally 56.
stoltenberg11
12/10/19 11:29:42 PM
#25
dib153 posted...
Being Asian all her age is gonna hit her all at once in 15 years or so
soooo when she's in her 70s? sounds like a damn good deal to me

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TopicWhich of dese titties do you want to have fun with tonight?
stoltenberg11
12/10/19 11:20:16 PM
#25
La-li-lu-le-lo posted...
Girl 2 cause you can tell she's wild and doesn't give a fuck.


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TopicWatching Avatar the last airbender. Why are the fire nation evil/the bad guys?
stoltenberg11
12/10/19 11:17:22 PM
#16
EIiza posted...
The Fire Nation has a trump card that you learn about much later that helped them turn the tide and start their invasions.
Wait, isn't the trump card mentioned almost immediately, or are you talking about a different one?

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TopicWhen you save at just the wrong moment.
stoltenberg11
12/08/19 1:16:23 AM
#4
I had this happen a few times in Halo playthroughs. Was super frustrating to have to start a whole level over on legendary

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TopicLol this was The Last Jedi? Spoilers
stoltenberg11
12/07/19 10:51:02 PM
#21
It wasn't supposed to be a fight but it was a pretty lame scene anyway

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TopicPaste the last thing that you copied
stoltenberg11
12/07/19 10:41:19 PM
#28
B+

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TopicInsane booty
stoltenberg11
12/07/19 10:23:38 PM
#39
Vol2tex posted...
Basically, it doesn't have the intended impact anymore.
And that being to make them cry? I don't think anyone itt is hoping she'll read this thread and start crying.

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TopicInsane booty
stoltenberg11
12/07/19 7:31:25 PM
#32
Purely posted...
I really don't understand why people on the internet act like this shit is good. She's a big fatty. That's it.
She posts with confidence which helps, and thirsty desperate guys who have been conditioned by their corner of society to think obese asses are sexy go crazy over these girls.

Her ass looks like it's slowly taking over the rest of her body. She'll be all ass in 10 years

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TopicRussian billionaire killed by vehicle while walking his dog in England
stoltenberg11
12/07/19 12:26:33 PM
#15
Kitt posted...
You could have just addressed his question, but making a condescending post just required less effort I guess.
all rebel knows how to do is be condescending

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TopicRussian billionaire killed by vehicle while walking his dog in England
stoltenberg11
12/07/19 12:15:19 PM
#8
Solar_Crimson posted...
Assuming that the Russian government is involved (and they probably are), it's rather amazing that they're able to get away with this on foreign soil like that.
Is it? All they have to do is pay someone to go to London and splatter him.

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TopicButthole plays Halo for the FIRST time
stoltenberg11
12/06/19 11:44:46 PM
#20
butthole666 posted...
Yeah i just learned that only reach is available so uhhhhh im gonna refund this till i can play the 3 im actually interested in lmao

what a goon-ass way to release a game
It's the first game in the timeline, and is a pretty solid campaign imo but I wouldn't fault you at all for wanting to play the original 3 first

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TopicWhich Halo campaign is the best in your opinion?
stoltenberg11
12/06/19 8:34:29 PM
#21
GeneralKenobi85 posted...
Heavily disagree on the Scarab. The Halo 2 Scarab is only a threat within the context of the story. It's not a threat to the player at all unless you deliberately go out of your way to get killed by it. And boarding it of course is entirely scripted.

The Scarabs in Halo 3 are a big part of what makes that campaign so good. I mean it's no coincidence that the three best missions in the game are the ones with Scarab fights. And yes a single Scarab is not exactly difficult to fight. And you can potentially destroy it quickly just by shooting its legs and climbing on. But some of my fondest memories of Halo 3 are trying to find creative ways to board the Scarab, usually involving trying to get a vehicle on there.

Also, the double Scarab fight on Legendary can be way more difficult than Halo 2's Scarab boarding on Legendary. You fight them in a flat, open area and if you lose your vehicle you're incredibly vulnerable to enemy vehicles.
I'd rather it stay threatening in a noninteractive way (like a ship) but I hear what you're saying. I think a fusion of the two ideas might have bee nmore something I liked. Like you have to stop the scarab in a certain amount of time before it gets within firing range of a UNSC dropship or something like that.

Also for some reason I remember the second single scarab fight being harder than the double scarab fight. Probably cuz there were like 50 wraiths around too.

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TopicWhich Halo campaign is the best in your opinion?
stoltenberg11
12/05/19 12:54:52 AM
#11
2
1
3
Reach
4
ODST
5

Halo 2 is the most challenging one with the best story. The 'levels' being split up into 2 different actual levels was kinda weird but I don't even think I have a problem with it.

Halo CE is mostly really good but occasionally has some parts that feel a little too quiet. It's also kind of exploitable and the back half drags on a bit. The Flood debut is amazing and the Warthog run is an epic videogame moment.

I actually think Reach has a fantastic campaign. It's long but it doesn't fee like it drags on. The protags getting 'big' victories against the covenant only for the stakes to get raised right away gives the story an epic feel to me. And there were tons of cool weapons added in that game.

I like the 3 campaign but it's not as good as the first 2 by a decent bit. I thought the story was wrapped up in a very satisfying way in 3, but I thought it felt like it lost a bit of character that the first two games had. I'm not sure I really like what they did with the scarabs in 3. They didn't really seem threatening like the one in 2 was. I get that they have to be beatable somehow but giving them incredibly easy-to-dodge weapons just seems cheap to me. The whole rampant Cortana thing was kind of odd too but I think it might be setting up a big angle in 6.

I don't remember 4 that much. The Didact was awesome but dies in a kind of dumb way and I would have liked to see him make it out of 4 alive too. The prometheans are kind of cool but also kind of annoying to fight. I'm not super sure why there's a splinter faction of pro-Sangheili Covenant there fighting with humans again.

ODST had that cool open world kind of thing going on but it wasn't really that kind of game and the flashback missions weren't really a thing I liked. I kinda don't remember too much of the actual story/missions.

5 I hardly remember at all. The 'whose side are you on' thing was a weird marketing gimmick that didn't actually matter in the game and rampant Cortana is a weird choice for a villain (unless it's for the reasons I think it is). Killing that Sangheili terrorist leader right away made that whole plot feel like filler of sorts too, and the team-up with Thel Vadam didn't seem like it was as cool as it should have been.

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TopicWhich best describes your town/city of residence?
stoltenberg11
12/04/19 12:20:51 PM
#9
Ex-Kefiroth posted...
stoltenberg11 posted...
City proper has around 1.4 mil? Overall metro has about 7.5 mil.

Dallas?

u got it bro
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TopicWhich best describes your town/city of residence?
stoltenberg11
12/04/19 12:48:34 AM
#5
City proper has around 1.4 mil? Overall metro has about 7.5 mil.
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TopicJason Momoa SLAMS Chris Pratt for using a PLASTIC WATER BOTTLE!!
stoltenberg11
12/04/19 12:30:56 AM
#18
Does he recycle them? Honestly plastic is terrible but I think if it gets recycled it's not too bad?
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Topicwhat modern day internet trend can you still not believe ppl get money for?
stoltenberg11
12/03/19 10:48:23 PM
#38
Unboxing stuff is the only one that seems just stupid to me. The rest I can sort of justify
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TopicI have drank 2 gallons of eggnog in 3 days
stoltenberg11
11/30/19 6:37:08 PM
#3
my man
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Topiclol Auburn sucks
stoltenberg11
11/30/19 5:41:10 PM
#6
pls Auburn save us from bama
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Topiclol Auburn sucks
stoltenberg11
11/30/19 5:05:21 PM
#3
drivin in my truck
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TopicFellowship of the Ring or Return of the King
stoltenberg11
11/30/19 3:23:25 PM
#22
Fellowship easily. Return was a slog down the stretch, and Aragorn's 'lost king returns to claim his throne' story never really resonated with me for some reason
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TopicGa Tech is missing Paul Johnson and the flexbone...
stoltenberg11
11/30/19 12:35:05 PM
#2
they need more time. team is probably very poorly equipped to run the spread right now
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TopicIt seems like Star Wars fans only like Empire Strikes Back
stoltenberg11
11/29/19 11:35:38 PM
#23
Romulox28 posted...
I think many Star wars fans only like the aesthetic & "potential" of the movies, they mostly don't care about the actual movies themselves lol

This is true in some ways yeah. The universe is great and the things that have been introduced so far give any potential books/movies/shows/games massive potential to be amazing. It's been a long time since a complete movie was made though.
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TopicChoose a letter: [A] [S] [H] [M] [C] [L] [F] [W] [G] [T]
stoltenberg11
11/29/19 11:31:53 PM
#35
Skyrim seems like an easy place to learn magic, and it's not as intense as other places like Azeroth.
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TopicShe's ready
stoltenberg11
11/29/19 11:31:00 PM
#5
who is that
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TopicI JUST got to da Ross vs Rachel thing in friends season THREE *spoilers*
stoltenberg11
11/29/19 8:28:36 PM
#13
Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
Ross was fine to sleep with someone else. Being "on a break" is not a universal thing as to what that means.

Rachel is fine with not wanting to get back with him after he slept with someone else.

At the end of the day, Ross fucked up more because he did want to be with her and slept with someone else.

All good points. I just don't think Rachel had any right to hold it over his head and be a bitch about it.
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TopicIs Luuke Skywalker the dumbest thing in the world?
stoltenberg11
11/28/19 4:01:28 PM
#36
Zikten posted...
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Luuke_Skywalker

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Luuuke_Skywalker

they are evil clones of Luke

man im so fucking confused. there were 2 different Luukes?
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TopicI JUST got to da Ross vs Rachel thing in friends season THREE *spoilers*
stoltenberg11
11/28/19 3:47:03 PM
#7
I will say thought that the stuff that led up to the break was Ross's fault. He was a terrible boyfriend
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TopicDeadline: Rise of Skywalker tracking for $205m OW (lowest of sequel trilogy)
stoltenberg11
11/28/19 3:44:55 PM
#43
hockeybub89 posted...
The two movies are top 5 Star Wars

Literally boggles my mind how people can survive all 3 prequels and then want to burn the entire franchise down and out of their memory over Last Jedi.

because nobody is seriously saying that and youre making it up lol
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TopicI JUST got to da Ross vs Rachel thing in friends season THREE *spoilers*
stoltenberg11
11/28/19 3:43:01 PM
#5
You can't tell someone you are on a break and expect them to just sit around and wait for you to end the break. Rachel was a huge selfish bitch and got what she deserved. Ross was a generally unlikeable character though so fuck him too.
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TopicDan Schneider is such a creep
stoltenberg11
11/28/19 3:34:09 PM
#23
I miss those topics. Good times
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TopicCrunchyroll revealed their Top 25 Anime of the Decade.
stoltenberg11
11/28/19 3:29:09 PM
#63
AoT is one of the most overrated pieces of fictional entertainment of all time. Like, it's entertaining enough to me, but it's not great and struggles to be even good at times.
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TopicWell my moms neighbor is fucked because of the new animal cruelty law
stoltenberg11
11/28/19 3:00:18 PM
#23
wait a minute...

SkyShow posted...
She has literal footage of him coming on her property capturing her cats then, suffucating them to death.

SkyShow posted...
No he is her neighbor. He just opens the privacy fence thing between his and her property, then puts food in cages that are in his yard.

this doesn't match up at all lol.
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TopicWell my moms neighbor is fucked because of the new animal cruelty law
stoltenberg11
11/28/19 2:48:57 PM
#18
SkyShow posted...
No he is her neighbor. He just opens the privacy fence thing between his and her property, then puts food in cages that are in his yard.

Oh I see. That's fucked up. She can't close her side of the privacy fence or something? Seems like the type of thing that should have two doors.
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TopicWell my moms neighbor is fucked because of the new animal cruelty law
stoltenberg11
11/28/19 12:42:12 AM
#15
Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
stoltenberg11 posted...
Why doesn't she do something more than record him? Like go hide outside somewhere and bludgeon him the next time he does it?


yupp, no consequences to this whatsoever

...he's on her property, murdering her pets? I would think not lol
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TopicWell my moms neighbor is fucked because of the new animal cruelty law
stoltenberg11
11/28/19 12:26:22 AM
#13
Why doesn't she do something more than record him? Like go hide outside somewhere and bludgeon him the next time he does it?
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TopicYour current mind is transferred back in time to when you were a middle schooler
stoltenberg11
11/27/19 11:24:20 PM
#21
id probably have no friends because id think everything they did was cringy af
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TopicAttack of the Clones was infinitely better than any Disney Star Wars movie
stoltenberg11
11/27/19 11:23:21 PM
#86
DavidZ2844 posted...
I don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again, I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you- I can't breathe. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating, hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me. What can I do? I will do anything that you ask...

Yeah, ok then TC... its interesting for sure, interesting dialogue definitely

p sure in the op he said it was good sans the cringy dialogue but yeah ok you keep not reading stuff and trying to look smart bro
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TopicDeadline: Rise of Skywalker tracking for $205m OW (lowest of sequel trilogy)
stoltenberg11
11/27/19 8:33:30 PM
#10
quit calling it RotS
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TopicIs LoTR worth the ~10 hour investment?
stoltenberg11
11/27/19 2:40:29 PM
#25
DeadBankerDream posted...
Extended Fellowship has one scene that is pretty much essential for the story and some good stuff about the Hobbits early on

what scene is that
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