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TopicStarting Skyrim on Xbox One, what do I need to know?
stoltenberg11
10/13/19 10:14:43 PM
#2
Just have fun. Explore the world. Do whatever the fuck you want. The main story can wait and you aren't gonna get btfo by enemies if you don't streamline your skilltree.
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TopicIs Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Tim still the greatest game of all time?
stoltenberg11
10/13/19 10:05:52 PM
#2
whos Tim
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Topic17 y/o Christian HOMESCHOOLED Girl is BANNED from her DANCE for Wearing THIS!!
stoltenberg11
10/13/19 8:21:42 PM
#24
what in the holy hell is homeschool homecoming
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Topic32 y/o Man WALKED 351 MILES to have SEX with a 14 YEAR OLD GIRL!!
stoltenberg11
10/13/19 8:17:19 PM
#10
Full Throttle posted...
On October 10th, he finally arrived in Milwaukee where someone bought him a bus ticket to her hometown but little did he know that Kylee was actually a Winnebago County Sheriff's Deputy assigned to the Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force

lmao so not only did the police trick him they also got him to WALK 350 miles too
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TopicThe Last Jedi was too good of a movie, that's why it's so hated SPOILERS
stoltenberg11
10/13/19 8:16:08 PM
#9
TLJ and GoT S8 both showed glimpses of greatness but neither was coherently put together. makes me wonder if I should be cautiously excited for the future of Star Wars or terrified for it.
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TopicReddit NEET sits in his room all day in a DIAPER
stoltenberg11
10/12/19 9:03:18 PM
#12
I just love the feeling of warm pee spreading through the diaper and can remember as a child feeling the same way. According to older family members, as a child in diapers, I would hide from my mom when they were wet so she wouldnt change me, especially when I got older and she only diapered me at night. Id wet the diaper right after she put me to bed so I could sleep in it and in the morning, try to sneak out of the house in the soggy diaper.
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TopicUp to half of men under 50 suffer from erectile dysfunction, research claims.
stoltenberg11
10/05/19 6:45:35 PM
#7
Is that sentence saying sunlight gives you ED or lack of sunlight gives you ED
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TopicWould a Yugioh card like this get banned?
stoltenberg11
10/01/19 11:18:39 PM
#13
lol banish your entire graveyard for one monster that cant attack or use effects? nah i dont see it being worthwhile in todays game. also needs more PST
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TopicGoing through a riddle app with the gf. Got a real stupid one
stoltenberg11
10/01/19 11:15:51 PM
#2
Dogs pant when they're hot, and grow winter coats, which is thicker fur.
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TopicWould you go to an Aaron Carter listening party for $150? photoshopped a selfie
stoltenberg11
10/01/19 5:05:45 PM
#20
Took me an hour to read that damn font
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TopicTons of new Pokemon Sword and Shield news. 18 gyms. EXP share is not an item
stoltenberg11
10/01/19 4:50:42 PM
#40
kirbymuncher posted...
Solid Sonic posted...
The_Scarecrow posted...
he confirmed to us that every Pokmon in your party gets equal experience automatically as you progress through the game.

That is some "everyone wins" bullshit.

honestly this is one of the best things pokemon has done, the only problem is that I don't trust them to tune the rest of the game to match since they havne't in the past

it lets you catch new pokemon to swap into your team without feeling like you're throwing away a ton of exp. It lets you use a full party without feeling like you're missing out on actually being strong. it gives you a lot more freedom in how to play and prevents the issue where one pokemon gets so ahead that it just stays ahead forever because it's the strongest and therefore fights the most

None of that stuff is an issue though if you play smart
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TopicTons of new Pokemon Sword and Shield news. 18 gyms. EXP share is not an item
stoltenberg11
10/01/19 2:59:12 PM
#9
Always on exp share sounds like making the game too easy, but they could just reduce exp gains across the board to compensate. It'll be dumb for trying to level up individual mons tho. Either have to only have the one mon in your party or spend extra time on it.
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TopicName a character more hated than Rose Tico
stoltenberg11
10/01/19 2:56:41 PM
#64
Ross from Friends is another character I really hate. Just...everything about him. He's a giant asshole and we're supposed to care that he gets with Rachel.

The Trent posted...
stoltenberg11 posted...
Ollie from GoT is hated despite being a cool show addition imo.


what?
ollie was in the books right?

Nah show-only character.
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TopicName a character more hated than Rose Tico
stoltenberg11
09/30/19 9:35:39 PM
#18
Ollie from GoT is hated despite being a cool show addition imo.
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TopicRate this chick/10
stoltenberg11
09/29/19 3:10:03 AM
#12
dem tiddies/10. Face is kinda meh tho
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TopicITT: pics of 5 kittens and their mom
stoltenberg11
09/29/19 3:08:52 AM
#5
awwwwwwwwwwww
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TopicJJ Abrams coming back after TLJ: "You have to honor whats been done"
stoltenberg11
09/29/19 12:42:50 AM
#39
Blackstar110 posted...
AlecSkorpio posted...
Wetterdew posted...
TLJ is so much more interesting than TFA. I'd be disappointed if abrams played it safe again for TROS just because people whined that TFA wasn't what they wanted.


I feel like I'm in the minority that I actually thought Luke questioning his beliefs was interesting and good.

Everything else involving the resistance was boring and horribly thought out though.

No, I agree. My issues with TLJ were solely with Finn, Poe, Rose, and the purple-haired lady. Basically everything they did was contrived or overly corny (even by Star Wars standards) or asinine in some other way.

Rey/Kylo/Luke was really quite interesting and a bold direction IMO

Agreed. I only wish they had followed through on te Rey and Kylo team up that they teased all movie,but they could go through with it in ep 9.

Doom_Art posted...
And I'm curious as to what you mean by "bringing Palpatine back is a massive red flag"

They can't think of anything original to do with the movies so they bring back a previous villain. It's lazy and uncreative, and exactly the sort of thing I'd expect from the ST.
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TopicWhen will Greta go to China to campaign against the co2 emmisions?
stoltenberg11
09/28/19 11:03:17 PM
#26
Probably when she isn't afraid of getting arrested and sent to a labor camp
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TopicOut of these critters which one 'literally' scares you the most?
stoltenberg11
09/28/19 10:51:45 PM
#34
Ill never understand how people can be more scared of spiders when wasps are literal flying death machines
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TopicJJ Abrams coming back after TLJ: "You have to honor whats been done"
stoltenberg11
09/28/19 10:50:42 PM
#12
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Can't wait for Rey to one-shot Palpatine

And Death Star IV
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Topicwhatever happened to 'classic' memes
stoltenberg11
09/28/19 7:30:20 PM
#17
The templates were made for producing quantity over quality but there were some gems occasionally. I liked success kid and 3rd world success kid.
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TopicPOLL: Who was out of line, me or my coworker? /blogfaqs
stoltenberg11
09/27/19 11:27:44 PM
#43
Who cares lol. Besides hearing more than one person say it reinforces the idea.
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TopicPOLL: Who was out of line, me or my coworker? /blogfaqs
stoltenberg11
09/27/19 11:22:51 PM
#41
You shouldn't have let her run all over you. Tell the super what she does to you, that she stole your register etc. Fight back.
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TopicSome mod got tickled because I generalized an ethnicity of non-Shakira fans
stoltenberg11
09/27/19 10:52:36 PM
#30
try not being racist next time
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TopicPizza hut is fucking mad
stoltenberg11
09/27/19 5:40:22 PM
#3
Mr_Karate_II posted...
Touch posted...
7bGCLp4

That looks so good

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TopicWhy did Adam reject Lilith in the Garden of Eden?
stoltenberg11
09/27/19 7:41:10 AM
#32
thanosibe posted...
The Lilith account is from The Aphabet of Sirach

He also created a woman, from the earth, as He had created Adam himself, and called her Lilith. Adam and Lilith immediately began to fight. She said, 'I will not lie below,' and he said, 'I will not lie beneath you, but only on top. For you are fit only to be in the bottom position, while I am to be the superior one.' Lilith responded, 'We are equal to each other inasmuch as we were both created from the earth.' But they would not listen to one another. When Lilith saw this, she pronounced the Ineffable Name and flew away into the air. Adam stood in prayer before his Creator: 'Sovereign of the universe!' he said, 'the woman you gave me has run away.' At once, the Holy One, blessed be He, sent these three angels to bring her back.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alphabet_of_Sirach

Adam sounds like a total prude
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Topicmy wife's unfaithful coworkers: part the third
stoltenberg11
09/27/19 7:31:49 AM
#28
gloBal enemy posted...
This is why you don't bring personal relationships into the workplace.

Or you don't eat where you shit, look for honey where you get money, etc...

or, ya know, you could just not fuck married people.
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TopicSo is this impeachment inquiry good or bad for trump?
stoltenberg11
09/25/19 11:19:22 PM
#3
It's pretty unimportant unless he actually gets impeached. He's already way to polarizing for it to change anyone's opinions on him.
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TopicSums up Fox News... LOL.
stoltenberg11
09/25/19 11:17:11 PM
#12
Milkman5 posted...
stoltenberg11 posted...
Hell, Trump probably isn't even as hated as the last president was


He definitely is... are you really denying that. Literally every celebrity and media outlet hates Trump.
People were screaming in the streets when he won.

Just because more celebrities hate Trump doesn't mean he's more hated. You're not one of those people who thinks celebrity opinions are more important are you?
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TopicLaura Dern, Sam Neill, and Jeff Goldblum returning for Jurassic World 3.
stoltenberg11
09/25/19 11:16:09 PM
#22
Skye Reynolds posted...
This is also gonna force Jurassic World to put up or shut up on whether Lost World and JP3 are canon. Did Dr. Satler agree to have kids with Dr. Grant? Or did she marry that other schmuck and have a kid by him?

Didn't she already have a kid in JP3? I always assumed it was the schmucks kid
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TopicSums up Fox News... LOL.
stoltenberg11
09/25/19 11:13:47 PM
#8
Hell, Trump probably isn't even as hated as the last president was
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TopicWhen twitter digging goes wrong
stoltenberg11
09/25/19 6:02:39 PM
#25
TheVipaGTS posted...
i just don't get it...i had social media when i was a teen and since then. i never made racist, offensive tweets. stop trying to simply pass this off as "kids will be kids" when the people in question are teens are grown enough to understand their words....

You're a caricature of your old self. I think you should leave CE for your own good.
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TopicPhilly hero finds time to rip Eagles wide receiver after saving kids from fire.
stoltenberg11
09/24/19 9:25:58 PM
#8
best interview of the year
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TopicGeorge Lucas seeing The Force Awakens for the first time: There's nothing new
stoltenberg11
09/23/19 11:58:46 PM
#33
SaccharineSmile posted...
He wasnt wrong, but he also wasnt appreciating the pressure we were under to give ardent fans a film that felt quintessentially Star Wars.

Um, new stuff is definitely included in 'quintessential Star Wars'. TFA was so boring
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Topicwhich is the worse insect..
stoltenberg11
09/23/19 11:51:33 PM
#24
Trickfinger posted...
Forgot bed buggs too

woulda voted for that if it was on there
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TopicIf Spongebob was an anime.
stoltenberg11
09/23/19 2:35:29 AM
#2
patrick's speedo lmao
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TopicIn america, why do fat people call other people fat
stoltenberg11
09/23/19 12:33:31 AM
#16
I always get a kick out of fat people telling normal sized people that they need to 'put some meat on them bones or youre gonna blow away'
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Topicmy friend's like the definition of a 4/10 and she's seeing three dudes at once
stoltenberg11
09/22/19 7:12:32 PM
#17
are you gonna post pics proving she ugly or just keep being lowkey jealous of her
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TopicMy cousin's daughter.
stoltenberg11
09/22/19 6:21:04 PM
#13
we gonna need way more detail than what youre giving us tc
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Topicmy friend's like the definition of a 4/10 and she's seeing three dudes at once
stoltenberg11
09/22/19 6:16:06 PM
#3
inTaCtfuL posted...
Pics of your friend

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TopicFrieza gave Vegeta the worse beat down, but Cell delivered the most savage line:
stoltenberg11
09/21/19 11:30:17 PM
#35
AlisLandale posted...
Cell was a better villain when he was a people-eating horror beast that they had to track down. It was a unique angle for the series and it felt like there were actual stakes involved.

Semi-Perfect was still ok because there was that angle of protecting the other villain faction, which was interesting.

Once he went perfect it dragged out way too long and was only saved from abject mediocrity by the father son kamehameha

Yeah pretty much this. The Cell juniors jumped the shark too. They should have axed that part completely. The motivational speeches Gohan got were pretty good though.
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TopicProud Boy tries to INFILTRATE Climate Strike march, beat up by high schoolers
stoltenberg11
09/21/19 5:04:49 PM
#24
he's tiny
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