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TopicITT: We post song lyrics.
Firewood18
08/08/19 10:31:41 AM
#22
She thinks she missed the train to Mars
She's outback counting stars
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TopicAre you ever gonna get MARRIED???
Firewood18
08/08/19 10:26:50 AM
#15
kind9 posted...
I don't know, but if I do it won't be a religious marriage.

Is there a good reason to get married?

For tax reasons because the government is stupidly unfair to individuals.
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Topicf e a r. i n o c u l u m.
Firewood18
08/07/19 10:46:08 PM
#4
I've already listened to it 8 times in the past hour.
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TopicRemember, PotD, the man of tomorrow is forged by his battles today.
Firewood18
08/07/19 7:25:45 PM
#8
I think some people's forges are a little too smoky.
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TopicBest nostalgic show.
Firewood18
08/07/19 7:20:10 PM
#24
The Fresh Prince of Gilligans Island
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TopicI have no idea how anyone writes stories nowadays
Firewood18
08/07/19 8:46:11 AM
#15
All work and no play makes Jack a dull bog.
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Topicthose who are over 25, do you still have all your wisdom teeth?
Firewood18
08/05/19 9:16:10 AM
#23
3 came in and are just fine. The fourth just never existed.
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TopicSo I moved in with some guy from an ad I posted on Craigslist and I have
Firewood18
08/03/19 11:35:21 PM
#19
Yeah that's a good roommate.

My first and only roommate also had a different schedule, loved beer and didn't mind any smoke in the house.
Lasted almost a good 3 years until a succubus got her hooks into him and dragged him off. But by then I was able to pay the rent for the whole place on my own.
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TopicWhat is your dream car?
Firewood18
08/03/19 3:24:11 PM
#11
funkyfritter posted...
Mead posted...
Self driving

I just drove 2 hrs in Connecticut traffic. Fuck that asinine shit. Let me sit back and relax.
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TopicThere's the bathroom on the right
Firewood18
08/03/19 3:21:20 PM
#1
Excuse me while I kiss this guy
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Topicfear inoculum
Firewood18
08/02/19 12:36:52 AM
#3
This dipshit man will buy that new record.
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TopicAre you happy with your health insurance
Firewood18
07/31/19 2:43:28 PM
#8
Yes, it's better than anyone else's I've ever met.
No copays or fees. Just $70 in dues taken out of every other biweekly check.
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TopicZombieland 2, eh?
Firewood18
07/30/19 11:31:45 PM
#1
Double Tap - Results (5 votes)
It just makes me want to watch the first one a second time
20% (1 vote)
1
Yay
20% (1 vote)
1
Lame
20% (1 vote)
1
It will be just as good
0% (0 votes)
0
It will be be just as bad
0% (0 votes)
0
It will be a great follow up
40% (2 votes)
2
It's a pile of poo with a crap trailer
0% (0 votes)
0
Bill Murray
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TopicHave you ever had to tell someone they need to leave?
Firewood18
07/29/19 10:21:26 AM
#12
I've used the old "you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here" line plenty of times.
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TopicWhat would we do without sponges?
Firewood18
07/28/19 1:43:33 AM
#5
Molitheus posted...
Ask Bob.

No, this Patrick. Bob is dead, Dave.

darcandkharg31 posted...
Doing dishes like a peasant pssh, just buy new ones.

Paper plates?
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TopicWhat would we do without sponges?
Firewood18
07/28/19 12:58:46 AM
#1
Do the dishes with rags? Nobody likes rags.

I must have these answers.
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TopicDjango
Firewood18
07/27/19 3:31:37 PM
#3
Reinhardt? The crazy gypsy that played guitar with missing fingers?
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TopicSo, I went to a strip club tonight.....
Firewood18
07/27/19 3:13:45 PM
#20
Thers a strip club a couple of towns over from me that has a big sign out front that says "Try Our Salad Bar!"
Cracks me up every time I drive by it.
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TopicSo, I went to a strip club tonight.....
Firewood18
07/27/19 11:33:08 AM
#8
Yeah the strip clubs here kind of suck. The ones I've been to are either very depressing or horribly skeevy.

Mexican strip clubs are so much better. The first one I went to in Cancun was sort of high end. I had a girl sit with me and we could fondle each other quite explicitly. I only had to buy her a "drink" every 15 minutes or so (a discreet bouncer would signal me when it was time). We got so into it that at one point most of the other patrons were watching us instead of the stage. We only stopped when the professional pole dancer came on. It was basically a nude and erotic circus soliel, she was doing the most wildest poses 10 feet up on the pole. Eventually the girl with me proposed that we go upstairs so that she could finish me off. I told her that I only had enough money left for a lap dance. She said she couldn't bare teasing me anymore and helped me pick out a girl from the bar. So I got an ok lap dance (hands on mind you) from a girl that seemed a bit drugged out. All in all, it was a great night and I only spent around $100.

The second club in Mexico was when my wife and I were honeymooning on the island of Cozumel. We asked a local policeman to direct us to a good one and when we got there it was a bit early. The madam and the ladies were just lounging around but were happy to see us. We just wanted a couple of drinks and a private dance. When we went into the little booth the power cut out and we ended up getting our strip tease to the tinny music from her cell phone. Funny good time.
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TopicI just remembered Rodrigo y Gabriela is a thing.
Firewood18
07/26/19 12:58:02 AM
#2
They are in my iTunes library but never in the playlists I listen to regularly.
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TopicThis a poll
Firewood18
07/24/19 12:35:39 AM
#1
Is poll - Results (10 votes)
Yes
20% (2 votes)
2
Perhaps
10% (1 vote)
1
Heroes
10% (1 vote)
1
Chairs
10% (1 vote)
1
Mitochondria
10% (1 vote)
1
Taxes
0% (0 votes)
0
Roll over
10% (1 vote)
1
No
10% (1 vote)
1
Fast
0% (0 votes)
0
Slow but rhythmic
20% (2 votes)
2
Vote
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TopicHow do you, umm, invent things?
Firewood18
07/22/19 10:06:14 AM
#15
Get a crafting table then hope that your investment + RNG pops out something useful.
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TopicIn this topic we list TV series that ended perfectly or really well
Firewood18
07/21/19 9:31:16 PM
#27
The Shield
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TopicThe sport of boxing has actually become interesting again
Firewood18
07/20/19 10:33:12 PM
#1
Vasyl Lomachenko
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TopicDoor knobs will fail
Firewood18
07/18/19 12:45:48 AM
#1
And you could be trapped in a room with no way out.
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TopicYou going to storm Area 51 on Sept 20th?
Firewood18
07/17/19 11:58:13 PM
#75
Where are the deranged villains taking over City Halls?
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TopicI have a tree in my backyard
Firewood18
07/17/19 1:46:37 AM
#1
It's really big and one day it's gonna fall.
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TopicPlease. Don't pull me over mister officer please
Firewood18
07/14/19 1:39:07 AM
#1
Away to our destination no license, no insurance, the tags on the plate say December 2007. When it's dirty it looks gray but it's really blue.
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Topicdo you judge people based on their phones?
Firewood18
07/14/19 1:31:17 AM
#30
I'm still using a flip and I'm fine with its long use battery and its basic sturdy shit. It's all I need. My wife has the Smart phone that needs replacing every 18 months.

Phones have always been status symbols. Where,when and size.
3 Men and a Baby made people install shower/toilet phones.
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Topicsex topic also drinking topic
Firewood18
07/14/19 1:18:18 AM
#3
Stay away from sugary alcoholic drinks and never drink a straight liquor that comes in a plastic bottle.

I've never had a problem with getting it up while drunk. Arousal may be dampened but its just added to intense longevity.
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TopicLow IQ & Conservative Beliefs Linked to Prejudice
Firewood18
07/14/19 12:00:58 AM
#13
High IQ and idealist beliefs linked to optimistic blunders.
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TopicYa'll need to get outside more.
Firewood18
07/11/19 12:09:52 AM
#17
I just got back from 3 days in the Catskills and got sunburned on the beach of north south lake. I'm good.
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TopicWhat do you do with your nail clippings?
Firewood18
07/08/19 1:44:29 AM
#5
I had a girlfriend that would clip them into the Sunday newspaper after her dad was done with it.

I've been with my wife for 10 years and I don't know what she does with them.
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TopicWhat do you do with your nail clippings?
Firewood18
07/08/19 1:03:50 AM
#1
How do you clip? - Results (12 votes)
Into a sink
16.67% (2 votes)
2
Just let it fly. Watch out for shrapnel.
16.67% (2 votes)
2
Gather them up and put them in the garbage
25% (3 votes)
3
Gather them up and burn them to avoid curses
0% (0 votes)
0
Don't cut them and let them fall off naturally
0% (0 votes)
0
Nail biter. Chew and spit them
16.67% (2 votes)
2
Always filing
0% (0 votes)
0
Gather them up and save them.
8.33% (1 vote)
1
Nail biter. Chew and eat them
16.67% (2 votes)
2
Manicure/pedicure
0% (0 votes)
0
That snick sound
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TopicMan I haven't posted here in years.
Firewood18
07/07/19 1:48:31 AM
#2
What game?
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TopicThey remade Jacob's Ladder
Firewood18
07/07/19 1:35:28 AM
#8
Yeah that close shot of the gurney wheel was weak and Tim Robbins was so less than prime for that role.
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TopicYou guys really blew it. I don't think sunny is coming back, ok?
Firewood18
07/07/19 1:07:58 AM
#34
Sunny was our Charlie.
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TopicThey remade Jacob's Ladder
Firewood18
07/07/19 12:53:55 AM
#6
The update to 21st century idealism with a modern cast and cgi graphic enhancements of horror will make this movie superior.
The next generation of people will surely see the imperfections in the original when comparing the two movies.
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TopicHe rode a blazing saddle
Firewood18
07/07/19 12:24:35 AM
#8
Gene Wilder was so high on his horse.
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TopicThey remade Jacob's Ladder
Firewood18
07/07/19 12:22:45 AM
#3
That kind of piercing is definitely one of the worst. Sure it's cool when you flash it to all of your friends, but then it becomes a deal breaker to some SO and you're left with some slag that is prone to infection.
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TopicThey remade Jacob's Ladder
Firewood18
07/07/19 12:13:39 AM
#1
I bet It's going to make the original look like crap.
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TopicI literally ate half a pineapple before my date last night and she ditched me
Firewood18
07/07/19 12:10:22 AM
#2
Why the pineapple and what was the film?
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Topicquit my new job at walmart
Firewood18
07/06/19 12:47:48 AM
#55
I had a retail job in my teen years. It was the worst even though I worked with some of my best friends and there was shitty management.
I still would use it as a reference today though because I can actually deal with people face to face regularly.

Your best bet is to work in a factory or service job where you do your thing and not heve to interact much with those around you.
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TopicIs rice actually healthy?
Firewood18
07/06/19 12:11:59 AM
#16
You can't live on rice alone and you can't live on beans alone. But you can live on rice and beans.
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TopicIs Mead the worst poster on PotD?
Firewood18
07/05/19 11:31:18 PM
#74
Mead has posted videos of him talking about PotD people. That is the worst.
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TopicCoke vs Pepsi
Firewood18
07/05/19 11:28:44 PM
#45
Coca Cola. The original symbol of the free West.
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TopicMy horse is too high and I can't get off
Firewood18
07/05/19 10:08:52 PM
#8
Not while all these people are yelling at me to get down.
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TopicMy horse is too high and I can't get off
Firewood18
07/05/19 7:19:33 PM
#3
It might get spooked and trample me if I do that.

Better off just staying up here through the weekend.
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