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Topic | ITT: We post song lyrics. |
Firewood18 08/08/19 10:31:41 AM #22 | She thinks she missed the train to Mars She's outback counting stars --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Are you ever gonna get MARRIED??? |
Firewood18 08/08/19 10:26:50 AM #15 | kind9 posted... I don't know, but if I do it won't be a religious marriage. For tax reasons because the government is stupidly unfair to individuals. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | f e a r. i n o c u l u m. |
Firewood18 08/07/19 10:46:08 PM #4 | I've already listened to it 8 times in the past hour. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Remember, PotD, the man of tomorrow is forged by his battles today. |
Firewood18 08/07/19 7:25:45 PM #8 | I think some people's forges are a little too smoky. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Best nostalgic show. |
Firewood18 08/07/19 7:20:10 PM #24 | The Fresh Prince of Gilligans Island --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | I have no idea how anyone writes stories nowadays |
Firewood18 08/07/19 8:46:11 AM #15 | All work and no play makes Jack a dull bog. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | those who are over 25, do you still have all your wisdom teeth? |
Firewood18 08/05/19 9:16:10 AM #23 | 3 came in and are just fine. The fourth just never existed. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | So I moved in with some guy from an ad I posted on Craigslist and I have |
Firewood18 08/03/19 11:35:21 PM #19 | Yeah that's a good roommate. My first and only roommate also had a different schedule, loved beer and didn't mind any smoke in the house. Lasted almost a good 3 years until a succubus got her hooks into him and dragged him off. But by then I was able to pay the rent for the whole place on my own. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | What is your dream car? |
Firewood18 08/03/19 3:24:11 PM #11 | funkyfritter posted... Mead posted...Self driving I just drove 2 hrs in Connecticut traffic. Fuck that asinine shit. Let me sit back and relax. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | There's the bathroom on the right |
Firewood18 08/03/19 3:21:20 PM #1 | Excuse me while I kiss this guy --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | fear inoculum |
Firewood18 08/02/19 12:36:52 AM #3 | This dipshit man will buy that new record. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Are you happy with your health insurance |
Firewood18 07/31/19 2:43:28 PM #8 | Yes, it's better than anyone else's I've ever met. No copays or fees. Just $70 in dues taken out of every other biweekly check. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Zombieland 2, eh? |
Firewood18 07/30/19 11:31:45 PM #1 | Double Tap - Results (5 votes)
It just makes me want to watch the first one a second time
20% (1 vote)
1
Yay
20% (1 vote)
1
Lame
20% (1 vote)
1
It will be just as good
0% (0 votes)
0
It will be be just as bad
0% (0 votes)
0
It will be a great follow up
40% (2 votes)
2
It's a pile of poo with a crap trailer
0% (0 votes)
0
--- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Have you ever had to tell someone they need to leave? |
Firewood18 07/29/19 10:21:26 AM #12 | I've used the old "you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here" line plenty of times. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | What would we do without sponges? |
Firewood18 07/28/19 1:43:33 AM #5 | Molitheus posted... Ask Bob. No, this Patrick. Bob is dead, Dave. darcandkharg31 posted... Doing dishes like a peasant pssh, just buy new ones. Paper plates? --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | What would we do without sponges? |
Firewood18 07/28/19 12:58:46 AM #1 | Do the dishes with rags? Nobody likes rags. I must have these answers. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Django |
Firewood18 07/27/19 3:31:37 PM #3 | Reinhardt? The crazy gypsy that played guitar with missing fingers? --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | So, I went to a strip club tonight..... |
Firewood18 07/27/19 3:13:45 PM #20 | Thers a strip club a couple of towns over from me that has a big sign out front that says "Try Our Salad Bar!" Cracks me up every time I drive by it. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | So, I went to a strip club tonight..... |
Firewood18 07/27/19 11:33:08 AM #8 | Yeah the strip clubs here kind of suck. The ones I've been to are either very depressing or horribly skeevy. Mexican strip clubs are so much better. The first one I went to in Cancun was sort of high end. I had a girl sit with me and we could fondle each other quite explicitly. I only had to buy her a "drink" every 15 minutes or so (a discreet bouncer would signal me when it was time). We got so into it that at one point most of the other patrons were watching us instead of the stage. We only stopped when the professional pole dancer came on. It was basically a nude and erotic circus soliel, she was doing the most wildest poses 10 feet up on the pole. Eventually the girl with me proposed that we go upstairs so that she could finish me off. I told her that I only had enough money left for a lap dance. She said she couldn't bare teasing me anymore and helped me pick out a girl from the bar. So I got an ok lap dance (hands on mind you) from a girl that seemed a bit drugged out. All in all, it was a great night and I only spent around $100. The second club in Mexico was when my wife and I were honeymooning on the island of Cozumel. We asked a local policeman to direct us to a good one and when we got there it was a bit early. The madam and the ladies were just lounging around but were happy to see us. We just wanted a couple of drinks and a private dance. When we went into the little booth the power cut out and we ended up getting our strip tease to the tinny music from her cell phone. Funny good time. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | I just remembered Rodrigo y Gabriela is a thing. |
Firewood18 07/26/19 12:58:02 AM #2 | They are in my iTunes library but never in the playlists I listen to regularly. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | This a poll |
Firewood18 07/24/19 12:35:39 AM #1 | Is poll - Results (10 votes)
Yes
20% (2 votes)
2
Perhaps
10% (1 vote)
1
Heroes
10% (1 vote)
1
Chairs
10% (1 vote)
1
Mitochondria
10% (1 vote)
1
Taxes
0% (0 votes)
0
Roll over
10% (1 vote)
1
No
10% (1 vote)
1
Fast
0% (0 votes)
0
Slow but rhythmic
20% (2 votes)
2
--- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | How do you, umm, invent things? |
Firewood18 07/22/19 10:06:14 AM #15 | Get a crafting table then hope that your investment + RNG pops out something useful. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | In this topic we list TV series that ended perfectly or really well |
Firewood18 07/21/19 9:31:16 PM #27 | The Shield --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | The sport of boxing has actually become interesting again |
Firewood18 07/20/19 10:33:12 PM #1 | Vasyl Lomachenko --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Door knobs will fail |
Firewood18 07/18/19 12:45:48 AM #1 | And you could be trapped in a room with no way out. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | You going to storm Area 51 on Sept 20th? |
Firewood18 07/17/19 11:58:13 PM #75 | Where are the deranged villains taking over City Halls? --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | I have a tree in my backyard |
Firewood18 07/17/19 1:46:37 AM #1 | It's really big and one day it's gonna fall. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Please. Don't pull me over mister officer please |
Firewood18 07/14/19 1:39:07 AM #1 | Away to our destination no license, no insurance, the tags on the plate say December 2007. When it's dirty it looks gray but it's really blue. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | do you judge people based on their phones? |
Firewood18 07/14/19 1:31:17 AM #30 | I'm still using a flip and I'm fine with its long use battery and its basic sturdy shit. It's all I need. My wife has the Smart phone that needs replacing every 18 months. Phones have always been status symbols. Where,when and size. 3 Men and a Baby made people install shower/toilet phones. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | sex topic also drinking topic |
Firewood18 07/14/19 1:18:18 AM #3 | Stay away from sugary alcoholic drinks and never drink a straight liquor that comes in a plastic bottle. I've never had a problem with getting it up while drunk. Arousal may be dampened but its just added to intense longevity. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Low IQ & Conservative Beliefs Linked to Prejudice |
Firewood18 07/14/19 12:00:58 AM #13 | High IQ and idealist beliefs linked to optimistic blunders. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Ya'll need to get outside more. |
Firewood18 07/11/19 12:09:52 AM #17 | I just got back from 3 days in the Catskills and got sunburned on the beach of north south lake. I'm good. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | What do you do with your nail clippings? |
Firewood18 07/08/19 1:44:29 AM #5 | I had a girlfriend that would clip them into the Sunday newspaper after her dad was done with it. I've been with my wife for 10 years and I don't know what she does with them. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | What do you do with your nail clippings? |
Firewood18 07/08/19 1:03:50 AM #1 | How do you clip? - Results (12 votes)
Into a sink
16.67% (2 votes)
2
Just let it fly. Watch out for shrapnel.
16.67% (2 votes)
2
Gather them up and put them in the garbage
25% (3 votes)
3
Gather them up and burn them to avoid curses
0% (0 votes)
0
Don't cut them and let them fall off naturally
0% (0 votes)
0
Nail biter. Chew and spit them
16.67% (2 votes)
2
Always filing
0% (0 votes)
0
Gather them up and save them.
8.33% (1 vote)
1
Nail biter. Chew and eat them
16.67% (2 votes)
2
Manicure/pedicure
0% (0 votes)
0
--- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Man I haven't posted here in years. |
Firewood18 07/07/19 1:48:31 AM #2 | What game? --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | They remade Jacob's Ladder |
Firewood18 07/07/19 1:35:28 AM #8 | Yeah that close shot of the gurney wheel was weak and Tim Robbins was so less than prime for that role. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | You guys really blew it. I don't think sunny is coming back, ok? |
Firewood18 07/07/19 1:07:58 AM #34 | Sunny was our Charlie. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | They remade Jacob's Ladder |
Firewood18 07/07/19 12:53:55 AM #6 | The update to 21st century idealism with a modern cast and cgi graphic enhancements of horror will make this movie superior. The next generation of people will surely see the imperfections in the original when comparing the two movies. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | He rode a blazing saddle |
Firewood18 07/07/19 12:24:35 AM #8 | Gene Wilder was so high on his horse. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | They remade Jacob's Ladder |
Firewood18 07/07/19 12:22:45 AM #3 | That kind of piercing is definitely one of the worst. Sure it's cool when you flash it to all of your friends, but then it becomes a deal breaker to some SO and you're left with some slag that is prone to infection. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | They remade Jacob's Ladder |
Firewood18 07/07/19 12:13:39 AM #1 | I bet It's going to make the original look like crap. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | I literally ate half a pineapple before my date last night and she ditched me |
Firewood18 07/07/19 12:10:22 AM #2 | Why the pineapple and what was the film? --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | quit my new job at walmart |
Firewood18 07/06/19 12:47:48 AM #55 | I had a retail job in my teen years. It was the worst even though I worked with some of my best friends and there was shitty management. I still would use it as a reference today though because I can actually deal with people face to face regularly. Your best bet is to work in a factory or service job where you do your thing and not heve to interact much with those around you. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Is rice actually healthy? |
Firewood18 07/06/19 12:11:59 AM #16 | You can't live on rice alone and you can't live on beans alone. But you can live on rice and beans. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Is Mead the worst poster on PotD? |
Firewood18 07/05/19 11:31:18 PM #74 | Mead has posted videos of him talking about PotD people. That is the worst. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Coke vs Pepsi |
Firewood18 07/05/19 11:28:44 PM #45 | Coca Cola. The original symbol of the free West. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | My horse is too high and I can't get off |
Firewood18 07/05/19 10:08:52 PM #8 | Not while all these people are yelling at me to get down. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | My horse is too high and I can't get off |
Firewood18 07/05/19 7:19:33 PM #3 | It might get spooked and trample me if I do that. Better off just staying up here through the weekend. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
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