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TopicMy horse is too high and I can't get off
Firewood18
07/05/19 3:41:19 PM
#1
It's Friday.
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Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him.
TopicGood things I could go for a year without right now
Firewood18
06/29/19 10:41:57 PM
#1
Tom Hanks movies and songs by Queen.
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TopicITT: We say beloved games are mediocre.
Firewood18
06/29/19 5:05:32 PM
#7
Batman Arkham games don't excite me.
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TopicI want to die
Firewood18
06/28/19 11:35:28 PM
#10
You must die! I alone am best.
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TopicShe's in love with herself
Firewood18
06/28/19 7:33:38 PM
#1
She likes the darK
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TopicWeird food combinations (I've got a new one)
Firewood18
06/25/19 12:09:53 AM
#1
Cold bacon with garlic hummus.
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TopicWhat's something you can do that nobody believes you can do?
Firewood18
06/22/19 7:13:00 PM
#14
Have you read Mental Radio by Upton Sinclair?
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TopicCar loans are so dumb.
Firewood18
06/22/19 12:58:03 AM
#26
I lease a new car every 3 years. I don't want to be stuck with a new car that has out of date tech after a few years.

It works for me because I don't go over the mileage and it has the most up to date safety for my family.
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TopicI'm a sausage man
Firewood18
06/22/19 12:51:43 AM
#9
Saturday mornings are my sausage egg and cheese day. But I always have to tell the guy to not toast the bun and yes to ketchup but he always forgets one.
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TopicThis place is kind of a ghost town, huh?
Firewood18
06/22/19 12:05:49 AM
#8
Don't step on the mome raths.
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TopicDaughter is such a weird word
Firewood18
06/21/19 8:50:06 PM
#82
Bok choy
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TopicTopic about mowing your lawn...
Firewood18
06/21/19 4:44:45 PM
#6
I do my front lawn and another whole lawn down the street (family rental property) about once a week. My backyard has so much stuff in it (trees, garden, play set and toys) that it takes twice as long and I only do it when it gets to a certain point.
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TopicWhy is it called pre-heating the oven
Firewood18
06/21/19 12:55:48 AM
#10
Because there's always been pre fire before fire. Unless you are starting fires with lightening.
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TopicPretty sure the US government wants to alienate the under 40 crowd at all costs.
Firewood18
06/21/19 12:48:07 AM
#32
Hitler created feminism.
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TopicHave you ever made out in dark hallways?
Firewood18
06/21/19 12:22:59 AM
#8
Yeah when I was 15 and 311 was too popular to be cool probably. Glad when I broke it off with the girl after she moved to Kingston. Really dodged a bullet or made the bullet. I'm not sure.
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TopicPretty sure the US government wants to alienate the under 40 crowd at all costs.
Firewood18
06/20/19 11:42:41 PM
#24
The under 40 crowd green lit to create more debt with out of control credit and student loans. Yep they hate us because we'll be a new litmus test to see how deep a recession can get before economics adversely affects social norms.
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TopicI've been getting small anxiety attacks after eating
Firewood18
06/20/19 10:50:08 PM
#4
Thanks Sunny, you're right. I should get my chemicals checked.
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TopicWhat's the best thing to write in someone's retirement card?
Firewood18
06/20/19 5:27:20 PM
#1
Something more poignant than You're Freeeee!!! And not as crude as Don't rot too soon.
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TopicI've been getting small anxiety attacks after eating
Firewood18
06/20/19 3:27:39 PM
#1
Only for the past week or so. I'm not that much overweight (5'10"/180). I don't have any eating disorders and I'm definitely not a foodie.
It's not heart palpitations or shortness of breath. It's more like feeling very off and wanting to jump out of my skin.
Wtf is going on?
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TopicWho else feels like we can break the simulation we live in sometimes? (Serious)
Firewood18
06/18/19 11:28:05 AM
#5
I wonder what kind of video game an AI would create on its own.
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TopicWhat is your favorite movie starring or co staring The Rock?
Firewood18
06/18/19 11:23:09 AM
#20
Somebody needs to produce a script where he is both in a jungle and a tall building at the same time.
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TopicI just got to the mall and there is three kids wearing shirts that say
Firewood18
06/17/19 9:28:55 PM
#11
A better slogan would be "virginity is tight"
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TopicI'm going to make a collage
Firewood18
06/15/19 11:44:17 PM
#4
ReggieTheReckless posted...
eating pasta in nature while being murdered with political subtext

Pine barrens
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TopicWould you pay a 25¢ deposit to use a shopping cart/trolley?
Firewood18
06/15/19 11:37:11 PM
#29
The abandoned shopping cart epidemic is real. Save the carts!

Seriously. I own a book documenting the different levels of shopping cart abandonment.
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TopicI'm going to make a collage
Firewood18
06/15/19 10:56:00 PM
#1
What should be the theme? - Results (4 votes)
Nature
0% (0 votes)
0
Murder headlines
50% (2 votes)
2
Pasta
0% (0 votes)
0
Political
0% (0 votes)
0
Family photo
0% (0 votes)
0
Plastic
25% (1 vote)
1
Food
0% (0 votes)
0
Album art
25% (1 vote)
1
Fabric
0% (0 votes)
0
All of the above and then some
0% (0 votes)
0
Got glue?
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TopicDaughter is such a weird word
Firewood18
06/15/19 4:30:40 PM
#69
Eatbitefucksuckgobblenibblechew
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TopicDo you wash your butt with water after number 2?
Firewood18
06/13/19 12:25:05 AM
#7
If the butt has exploded into a wide diameter, then yes, a wet wipe is useful.
I've used a bidet a couple of times and it was overtly useless. I think it was invented for more womanly hygienics.
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TopicEver have a poo that doesn't require wiping?
Firewood18
06/12/19 11:51:14 PM
#10
LinkPizza posted...
CTLM posted...
Caution999 posted...
Those are ghost poops.


I thought that was when you pooped but when you look in the toilet, nothing is there.

I believe both are correct...

If I remember the ye old poop poster, that would be the clean poop.

Ghost poops are just long farts on the toilet relieving the colon of pressure.

And all farts are ghosts of food.
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TopicYou've got to walk that lonesome valley
Firewood18
06/12/19 11:45:00 PM
#6
Don't look back on your footsteps when a guy named jesus says he was carrying you.
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TopicSome people are helpful when you ask them questions
Firewood18
06/12/19 11:06:17 PM
#1
I was helping a neighbor track down a runaway dog and I was surprised by how many people helped in pinpointing its location.
I don't see these people everyday and it was interesting to see people react to a genuine situation. Zigzagging 5 blocks around and we found the dog hiding behind a tire of a truck.

I also went to a wake today and heard many stories about a guy who distinguished himself in many ways.
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TopicSome homeless guy keeps shitting on the steps at my apartment complex.
Firewood18
06/12/19 10:50:07 PM
#3
You should post a universal " no shitting" sign on the stoop.
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TopicFunniest scene in the Simpsons
Firewood18
06/11/19 2:01:54 PM
#28
Christopher's intervention scene or when Bobby shows up in full hunting gear to search for Paulie and Christopher in the woods.
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TopicName 3 games you could erase from memory to enjoy them over and over again.
Firewood18
06/10/19 1:21:29 AM
#17
Shadowrun, LttP and ffiv for snes
Deus Ex, Bioshick and Dead Space games for ps2
Portal 2
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TopicYou know, I gotta say, Hector vs Achilles is still one of the best fights ever
Firewood18
06/10/19 1:00:51 AM
#7
Put on the glasses
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TopicHow much do your monthly house payments cost, relative to your income?
Firewood18
06/09/19 12:26:41 PM
#21
MICHALECOLE posted...
Pretty much exactly a third

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TopicI'm watching The Dark Crystal.
Firewood18
06/09/19 9:17:15 AM
#4
The new Netflix series trailer is tight.
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Topicwhen was the last time someone gave you emotional support?
Firewood18
06/09/19 12:03:42 AM
#7
One way or reciprocal?
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TopicRollerball is such an awesome movie
Firewood18
06/05/19 6:26:17 PM
#1
An exciting and intriguing story reinforced by stellar performances by top notch actors. And who doesn't love alot of shaky cam and a wholly believable chase scene filmed in night vision?
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Topicmy girlfriend threw up all over my bed and carpet last night
Firewood18
06/03/19 9:02:21 PM
#15
Resolve definitely cleans up red wine. But I don't know about the puke part. Plus then you have to smell Resolve for a couple of days.
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TopicAnyone else watch the new Godzilla?
Firewood18
05/31/19 12:46:05 AM
#6
Godzilla movies are like that cool uncle you got to hang out with at parties when you were a kid. Then you found out he was wasn't your uncle but just a family friend and a bit of an alcoholic.
It's still fun to see him sometimes but you know the act.
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TopicI lost my sunglasses.
Firewood18
05/30/19 5:20:40 PM
#6
Damn. Nobody got the movie reference.
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TopicI lost my sunglasses.
Firewood18
05/30/19 12:36:07 PM
#1
They fell into the vortex underneath the passenger seat in my car.
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TopicWhat kinda topics do you want to see more of?
Firewood18
05/30/19 12:27:05 PM
#9
Oh, what a day it will be when all of page 1 will be filled with food topics.
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TopicWhat do you want right now?
Firewood18
05/30/19 12:18:01 PM
#14
To get over a fuckin cold so I can taste some of those things. Plus I'm heading out of town tomorrow and I'd rather not be sick.
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TopicFriendly tip to check your toaster, coffee maker, etc for dead rodents and pests
Firewood18
05/30/19 12:12:47 PM
#16
I've heard horror stories of roaches being in the tap lines at bars. I usually prefer getting bottled beer if I'm at a bar.
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TopicIf you're looking for me
Firewood18
05/29/19 7:30:19 AM
#7
But nobody calls you white Stormy.
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TopicIf you're looking for me
Firewood18
05/28/19 10:48:33 PM
#4
Damn you, Eggers!
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TopicIf you're looking for me
Firewood18
05/28/19 10:42:46 PM
#1
You'd better check under the sea
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