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Topic | My horse is too high and I can't get off |
Firewood18 07/05/19 3:41:19 PM #1 | It's Friday. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Good things I could go for a year without right now |
Firewood18 06/29/19 10:41:57 PM #1 | Tom Hanks movies and songs by Queen. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | ITT: We say beloved games are mediocre. |
Firewood18 06/29/19 5:05:32 PM #7 | Batman Arkham games don't excite me. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | I want to die |
Firewood18 06/28/19 11:35:28 PM #10 | You must die! I alone am best. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | She's in love with herself |
Firewood18 06/28/19 7:33:38 PM #1 | She likes the darK --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Weird food combinations (I've got a new one) |
Firewood18 06/25/19 12:09:53 AM #1 | Cold bacon with garlic hummus. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | What's something you can do that nobody believes you can do? |
Firewood18 06/22/19 7:13:00 PM #14 | Have you read Mental Radio by Upton Sinclair? --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Car loans are so dumb. |
Firewood18 06/22/19 12:58:03 AM #26 | I lease a new car every 3 years. I don't want to be stuck with a new car that has out of date tech after a few years. It works for me because I don't go over the mileage and it has the most up to date safety for my family. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | I'm a sausage man |
Firewood18 06/22/19 12:51:43 AM #9 | Saturday mornings are my sausage egg and cheese day. But I always have to tell the guy to not toast the bun and yes to ketchup but he always forgets one. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | This place is kind of a ghost town, huh? |
Firewood18 06/22/19 12:05:49 AM #8 | Don't step on the mome raths. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Daughter is such a weird word |
Firewood18 06/21/19 8:50:06 PM #82 | Bok choy --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Topic about mowing your lawn... |
Firewood18 06/21/19 4:44:45 PM #6 | I do my front lawn and another whole lawn down the street (family rental property) about once a week. My backyard has so much stuff in it (trees, garden, play set and toys) that it takes twice as long and I only do it when it gets to a certain point. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Why is it called pre-heating the oven |
Firewood18 06/21/19 12:55:48 AM #10 | Because there's always been pre fire before fire. Unless you are starting fires with lightening. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Pretty sure the US government wants to alienate the under 40 crowd at all costs. |
Firewood18 06/21/19 12:48:07 AM #32 | Hitler created feminism. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Have you ever made out in dark hallways? |
Firewood18 06/21/19 12:22:59 AM #8 | Yeah when I was 15 and 311 was too popular to be cool probably. Glad when I broke it off with the girl after she moved to Kingston. Really dodged a bullet or made the bullet. I'm not sure. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Pretty sure the US government wants to alienate the under 40 crowd at all costs. |
Firewood18 06/20/19 11:42:41 PM #24 | The under 40 crowd green lit to create more debt with out of control credit and student loans. Yep they hate us because we'll be a new litmus test to see how deep a recession can get before economics adversely affects social norms. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | I've been getting small anxiety attacks after eating |
Firewood18 06/20/19 10:50:08 PM #4 | Thanks Sunny, you're right. I should get my chemicals checked. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | What's the best thing to write in someone's retirement card? |
Firewood18 06/20/19 5:27:20 PM #1 | Something more poignant than You're Freeeee!!! And not as crude as Don't rot too soon. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | I've been getting small anxiety attacks after eating |
Firewood18 06/20/19 3:27:39 PM #1 | Only for the past week or so. I'm not that much overweight (5'10"/180). I don't have any eating disorders and I'm definitely not a foodie. It's not heart palpitations or shortness of breath. It's more like feeling very off and wanting to jump out of my skin. Wtf is going on? --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Who else feels like we can break the simulation we live in sometimes? (Serious) |
Firewood18 06/18/19 11:28:05 AM #5 | I wonder what kind of video game an AI would create on its own. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | What is your favorite movie starring or co staring The Rock? |
Firewood18 06/18/19 11:23:09 AM #20 | Somebody needs to produce a script where he is both in a jungle and a tall building at the same time. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | I just got to the mall and there is three kids wearing shirts that say |
Firewood18 06/17/19 9:28:55 PM #11 | A better slogan would be "virginity is tight" --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | I'm going to make a collage |
Firewood18 06/15/19 11:44:17 PM #4 | ReggieTheReckless posted... eating pasta in nature while being murdered with political subtext Pine barrens --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Would you pay a 25¢ deposit to use a shopping cart/trolley? |
Firewood18 06/15/19 11:37:11 PM #29 | The abandoned shopping cart epidemic is real. Save the carts! Seriously. I own a book documenting the different levels of shopping cart abandonment. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | I'm going to make a collage |
Firewood18 06/15/19 10:56:00 PM #1 | What should be the theme? - Results (4 votes)
Nature
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Murder headlines
50% (2 votes)
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Pasta
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0
Political
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Family photo
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Plastic
25% (1 vote)
1
Food
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Album art
25% (1 vote)
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Fabric
0% (0 votes)
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All of the above and then some
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--- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Daughter is such a weird word |
Firewood18 06/15/19 4:30:40 PM #69 | Eatbitefucksuckgobblenibblechew --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Do you wash your butt with water after number 2? |
Firewood18 06/13/19 12:25:05 AM #7 | If the butt has exploded into a wide diameter, then yes, a wet wipe is useful. I've used a bidet a couple of times and it was overtly useless. I think it was invented for more womanly hygienics. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Ever have a poo that doesn't require wiping? |
Firewood18 06/12/19 11:51:14 PM #10 | LinkPizza posted... CTLM posted...Caution999 posted...Those are ghost poops. If I remember the ye old poop poster, that would be the clean poop. Ghost poops are just long farts on the toilet relieving the colon of pressure. And all farts are ghosts of food. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | You've got to walk that lonesome valley |
Firewood18 06/12/19 11:45:00 PM #6 | Don't look back on your footsteps when a guy named jesus says he was carrying you. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Some people are helpful when you ask them questions |
Firewood18 06/12/19 11:06:17 PM #1 | I was helping a neighbor track down a runaway dog and I was surprised by how many people helped in pinpointing its location. I don't see these people everyday and it was interesting to see people react to a genuine situation. Zigzagging 5 blocks around and we found the dog hiding behind a tire of a truck. I also went to a wake today and heard many stories about a guy who distinguished himself in many ways. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Some homeless guy keeps shitting on the steps at my apartment complex. |
Firewood18 06/12/19 10:50:07 PM #3 | You should post a universal " no shitting" sign on the stoop. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Funniest scene in the Simpsons |
Firewood18 06/11/19 2:01:54 PM #28 | Christopher's intervention scene or when Bobby shows up in full hunting gear to search for Paulie and Christopher in the woods. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Name 3 games you could erase from memory to enjoy them over and over again. |
Firewood18 06/10/19 1:21:29 AM #17 | Shadowrun, LttP and ffiv for snes Deus Ex, Bioshick and Dead Space games for ps2 Portal 2 --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | You know, I gotta say, Hector vs Achilles is still one of the best fights ever |
Firewood18 06/10/19 1:00:51 AM #7 | Put on the glasses --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | How much do your monthly house payments cost, relative to your income? |
Firewood18 06/09/19 12:26:41 PM #21 | MICHALECOLE posted... Pretty much exactly a third --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | I'm watching The Dark Crystal. |
Firewood18 06/09/19 9:17:15 AM #4 | The new Netflix series trailer is tight. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | when was the last time someone gave you emotional support? |
Firewood18 06/09/19 12:03:42 AM #7 | One way or reciprocal? --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Rollerball is such an awesome movie |
Firewood18 06/05/19 6:26:17 PM #1 | An exciting and intriguing story reinforced by stellar performances by top notch actors. And who doesn't love alot of shaky cam and a wholly believable chase scene filmed in night vision? --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | my girlfriend threw up all over my bed and carpet last night |
Firewood18 06/03/19 9:02:21 PM #15 | Resolve definitely cleans up red wine. But I don't know about the puke part. Plus then you have to smell Resolve for a couple of days. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Anyone else watch the new Godzilla? |
Firewood18 05/31/19 12:46:05 AM #6 | Godzilla movies are like that cool uncle you got to hang out with at parties when you were a kid. Then you found out he was wasn't your uncle but just a family friend and a bit of an alcoholic. It's still fun to see him sometimes but you know the act. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | I lost my sunglasses. |
Firewood18 05/30/19 5:20:40 PM #6 | Damn. Nobody got the movie reference. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | I lost my sunglasses. |
Firewood18 05/30/19 12:36:07 PM #1 | They fell into the vortex underneath the passenger seat in my car. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | What kinda topics do you want to see more of? |
Firewood18 05/30/19 12:27:05 PM #9 | Oh, what a day it will be when all of page 1 will be filled with food topics. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | What do you want right now? |
Firewood18 05/30/19 12:18:01 PM #14 | To get over a fuckin cold so I can taste some of those things. Plus I'm heading out of town tomorrow and I'd rather not be sick. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | Friendly tip to check your toaster, coffee maker, etc for dead rodents and pests |
Firewood18 05/30/19 12:12:47 PM #16 | I've heard horror stories of roaches being in the tap lines at bars. I usually prefer getting bottled beer if I'm at a bar. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | If you're looking for me |
Firewood18 05/29/19 7:30:19 AM #7 | But nobody calls you white Stormy. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | If you're looking for me |
Firewood18 05/28/19 10:48:33 PM #4 | Damn you, Eggers! --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
Topic | If you're looking for me |
Firewood18 05/28/19 10:42:46 PM #1 | You'd better check under the sea --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
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