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Sackgurl posted...

i like that you didnt even comment on the climax of that plot

i sometimes go back and rewatch from "No, it is not over."

chills, probably the best designed scene in the whole series

*mild future spoilers, TC should avoid*
I enjoy that kind of stuff personally, but I'll always appreciate it more when they abandon the giant spirity deus ex machina and let the characters achieve through their own wit and ability. It's why episodes like The Drill and the battle to get inside the Earth King's palace are my favorite action-y moments in the series.

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Yeah, you're in for a treat with books 2 and 3, TC.

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Um, that's nice. I still don't plan on saying it.

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The Elder Penis III: Peniswind

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National Lampoon's Penis Vacation

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The Lego Penis Movie

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corneliusmagus posted...

Typical American ignorance to not do any research before using a word or thinking about international distribution. Pretty sure Australians and New Zealanders would have the same issue.

I deeply apologize for you being English. If there was anything I could do to rectify this situation, I wouldn't hesitate to do so.

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'Breaking: The Pokemon Company has now filed suit against themselves, claiming that spiteful and frivolous legal action filed by themselves against leakers has caused 'irreparable damage' to their reputation.'

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New Vegas.

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Webmaster4531 posted...

Ant man would die and Thanos would just feel like he's prairie doging.

The ultimate power levels contest: Ant Man growing versus Thanos clenching his anus.

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Sad to hear, RIP. Pierrot le Fou is among my all-time top 5 films.

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inb4 that creepy quote about headless women

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Really cool, thanks for sharing.

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TheDreadedWave posted...

I'd say it's more that being bothered by this is extremely nitpicky.

When it comes to inconsistencies and poor planning in Fallout 3's writing, wondering whether or not Andale should have access to ketchup is a spit in the ocean.

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My take - and bear with me here, it's a radical notion - is that Bethesda's programmers-turned-writers didn't put a whole lot of logistical thought into the whole '200 years after nuclear armageddon' thing.

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Now that we've already taken to calling this 'the darkest timeline' as we're living through it, I'm really hoping that we'll rip off Community a second time and look back on this period of American history as 'The Gas Leak Years.'

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boxington posted...

unpopular opinion, but I ended up enjoying The Ladykillers.

Tom Hanks plays a great, and amusing, villain.

It has its moments. I was surprised that I actually enjoyed the original better. Alec Guiness was terrific; Herbert Lom was great; pre-fame Peter Sellers was a bonus; and I liked that Guiness tried to rope the old lady into their scheme by tricking her into thinking she was an accomplice.

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And then the Action Man fucked his wife. The end.

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garan posted...

I think swapping Vincent to the dragoon is a neat idea.

Now replace Dirge of Cerberus with a standalone Cid-centric 3rd Person Shooter. Would've been the best spinoff in the entire FFdom.

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eston posted...

lol this can't be a serious post. Have you not been paying attention to anything that has been going on?

Everything concerning the President's must be proven beyond an unreasonable doubt.

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Thompson posted...

Rocky & Bullwinkle lampooned modern art in the early 1960s, when Bullwinkle made paintings using only whitewash and gave the works such descriptive titles as "a polar bear eating ice cream in a snowstorm."

Dr. Scratchansniff: 'What have you drawn here, Wakko?'

Wakko (holds up blank page): 'A cow eating grass!'

Dr. Scratchansniff: 'Where is the grass?'

Wakko: 'The cow ate it!'

Dr. Scratchansniff: 'Then where is the cow?!'

Wakko: 'Well he's not going to stick around if there's no more grass to eat!'

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Further proof that no amount of Photoshop can make that man attractive and / or intimidating.

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He's especially good at spreadsheet collating
My what a guy that Gaston!

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I'm starting to get annoyed by shows that do a sequel to an earlier popular concept episode. Always Sunny's 'Chardee MacDennis 2,' Community's 'Dungeons and Dragons 2,' Rick and Morty's Channel-Surfing episodes, etc. Can't think of a single instance where the sequel was an improvement, and it's almost always a sign of a show in decline.

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I'm pretty excited. I've always enjoyed Jason Reitman's work; tbh I first latched on to him since he was Ivan Reitman's son, so it's kind of funny that that's now come full circle. Plus any attempt to recreate the original's magic would likely fall flat, so taking things in a new direction is a better option imo.

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It'd be nice if they'd got banned for pissing all over the spirit of the Olympics by launching military invasions of their former satellite nations on two separate occasions while the games were going, but hey, whatever sticks.

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PiOverlord posted...

Kingdom Hearts has always been basically bigger budget FF/Disney self-insert oc fanfiction.

They couldn't even get a third of this basic equation right in KH3.

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Because no kid wants to play with a Luke Lars action figure.

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Shotgunnova posted...

Y-yeah...jokingly...I totally did that... ... ...yeah.

If they follow the era and setting trend set by Bioshock and Bioshock Infinite, the new game will definitely take place in a Civil War-era space station.

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Pokemon typing doesn't exactly translate to the Avatarverse.

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metallica846 posted...

They cant beat LSU tho.

Same as any other year, the only team that genuinely worries me is Clemson. I'm hoping this will be the year we finally beat 'em.

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That's awful, RIP. He had an unmistakable set of pipes.

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By the time ES VI comes out, we'll all have nano-monitors implanted in our retinas anyway.

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Lol, you all falling for a classic rope-a-dope.

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mew4ever posted...

Serving sizes are big here
Healthy food is expensive
A lot of jobs are sedentary so not much exercise just doing your job
The country is so car-centric that walking and biking for commutes or leisure isnt really much of a thing.
A lot of the country has long cold winters that make outdoor exercise difficult. A lot of the other part of the country has grossly hot and humid summers

Thats a list that doesnt cover everything but I think it covers a lot of bases

This. Our food intake is only half of the problem.

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You forgot the extra 't' at the end of the topic title.

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Hopefully Wisconsin doesn't come back with a vengeance. And hopefully we (OSU) don't have to play Clemson, since they're the one team that always seems to have our number.

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My Giant Motherfucker

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Amenadeel posted...

Shame I missed out on it back then. It's obviously for kids and has a lot of silly moments, but then they hit you with a lot of smart and heartfelt moments.

The Aaang and crew seem to just go from village to village, evading and fighting fire benders.

This post gives me the impression that you're still on Book 1. If that's the case, you're in for a treat because the show goes from good to excellent in Books 2 and 3.


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Ic3Bullet posted...

Do you know if this is compatible with the Ultimate Dragons mod?

I do not, sorry. It might say something in the mod's description. https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/695 It says it's compatible with most dragon mods.

I'd never heard of Ultimate Dragons before, is this the mod you're talking about? https://bethesda.net/en/mods/skyrim/mod-detail/4094857 If so, I'd personally recommend getting Diverse Dragons and then just getting a different mod if you want to bump the health / damage of the dragons. I say this because DD's new dragons all have unique breath attacks anyway; green poison, lightning bolts, explosive fire, health drain, you name it. If this Ultimate Dragons mod randomly adds Alduin's meteor shout, I'd recommend against using it; spells that add a lot of projectiles at once are at higher risk of causing crashing.

Edit: Oh, and is there a way that enemy mage NPCs can use the added spells from mods that add spells?

Not that I know of; enemy mages will make use of certain Ordinator perks, but they won't learn Apocalypse spells. They can occasionally spawn Apocalypse-style staves and use those, however.

Definitely pick up Apocalypse regardless. It does for magic in this game what Ordinator does for perks. The difference being that it doesn't affect or overwrite existing vanilla spells, just adds a ton of excellent new ones that make magic a much more interesting and tactical approach, as opposed to the vanillla method of 'stunlock 'till they finally die.'

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Apocalypse (enai's magic mod)
Apocalypse-Ordinator patch
Thunderchild (enai's shout mod)
Diverse Dragons (30+ new dragon types)
Clockwork (quest + player home)

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I noticed Abis Mal = abysmal as a kid, but that might be because he had extra exposure as a recurring villain on the TV series. At first I thought his name was Abi Smal and was a play on him being short.

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His ability to trick new Smash players into thinking he's a good choice.

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So much hype over something that is, in the best-case scenario, thoroughly mediocre.

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But can she keep posting workout vids? Asking the real questions here.

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Super Saiyan 3 Goku posted...

And I can actually see this happening.

When these senators are campaigning for their re-elections, they'll pretend to act tough and deny history by saying "Oh yes, I stood up to Trump when needed and didn't always agree with him! I was very tough on Trump!" Then let the record show that you voted to acquit him after articles of impeachment were passed on him.

This is why I still think there's a sliver of a chance that the Senate could actually vote for removal. Even the dimmest Republican senator realizes that Trump is a sinking ship; they're just hoping to keep it afloat long enough to finish out his term(s), then they can put it behind them and downplay it later. But if enough senators realize just how much of a shitstain Trump is going to be on the party for decades to come, and come to the conclusion that losing the battle now is worth saving the party in the long run, then...

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Christian RULES posted...

Trump is living proof that there's only so much Photoshop can do towards making a man attractive and intimidating.


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Hairistotle posted...

the senate wont remove but we cant just not impeach...dude's a criminal, unfit for the office in more ways than one. if we dont impeach then we're saying that's fine

This. Between the options of a likely-fruitless impeachment or letting it slide in order to concentrate on winning the next election, the former was necessary in this case. Our reputation on the world stage is in the gutter, and it was important to make the moral play and show that at least some of our government won't sit idly by and let our president flagrantly abuse his power without consequence.

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