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Southernfatman posted...

Lots of cases like this happening recently. I'm starting to think dogs are the new "I was just cleaning it and it went off!" excuse irresponsible gun owners have used.

Or else dogs are just shooting their owners a lot more....

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

samurai bandit posted...

Dont forget the safety lock. This looks like a setup to incriminate Doge, perhaps by Cate!

Constant pro doge media bias.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Money. Ill use my free time to learn what I want.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Awesker002 posted...

Walter tried to be friend. Doge ego out of control. Doge will make walter destroy. Not cause he wants to - cause he has to. Tyranny cant be tolerated.

SiO4 posted...

LOL, Imagine cats falling under the law.
Cats can not be regulated.

The Doge though must be registered.
Let that sink in.

wait now this is the best post ever.

Im consfused.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

@CanuckCowboy
@WALTER

@MabusIncarnate
@a-c-a-b
@JimCarrysToe
@jpennys_cat
@Cleo_II

Best post ever is best post ever.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

The_Doge posted...

Can you smell what the Doge is cooking

Probably its his own poop.




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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

I consider neko case hot af but most probly wouldnt. Her talent is undeniable though.

So molly rankin.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Romes187 posted...

Nice

I always forget about westerns. I think they used to be huge at one point.

Thanks.

Ill be honest if I hadnt read the sisters brothers I never would have had the idea to come up with a western.

The hardest part part of it is how many people end up dying that I didnt expect to. I think itll work well on an eventual re-write though since I was genuinely establishing those characters as opposed to writing them trying to establish them and knowing theyd die.

Also i could be wrong but I think Louis lamour (the king of dimestore westerns) is amongst the most translated and best selling authors ever. That dude wrote an unbelievable number of books.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

no I couldnt. Lol.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

SiO4 posted...

When...lets see who's older!

But ya, My family went, that w/e pong from Montgomery wards machine.
Then Vic 20, Commodore 64, an Atari in there, then NES, and Genisis.

Looking back it was the only real luxury I grew up with, and even then it was kinda not.

Latch key Gen X chicking in.

I was born in 82 but the first console I got to own was a psx. My dad was super against video games but my grandparents (poppa mainly) got me a PlayStation eventually and he couldnt really say no at that point. Lol.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

I have the discipline of a prolific offender. Lol.

Ive got a decent start on a western novel, a locally set novel loosely about bank robbers, a massive William Gibson inspired series that Ive been fucking with on and off since my late teens, and a story about a dog.

Well not not really about a dog. Its more about a dysfunctional family who treat their dog like shit then, after he runs away, the latter half is about loneliness and how you see your place in the world.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Well fin she wasnt hot she wouldnt be a milf.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

I really wanna bang allysa white-gluz

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

https://www.castanet.net/news/World/267520/Woman-shot-by-dog#267520

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

In the interests of full disclosure and unity I pissed my bed sometime in the last year cause I was just that drunk apparently.

Waking up in a wet bed piecing it together sucked. Spending an hour cleaning cause I like that mattress too much not too and then passing out in a chair cause carpet cleaners arent good for cleaning mattresses in general was even worse by the next morning. >_>

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

metallica846 posted...

He works on the mountain. I think he operates the lifts. He's an awesome dude.

Just likes to get stoned, party, board and live his life on a beautiful mountain. No regrets.

Sometimes I wish Id gone that way tbh.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Walters training to play with Doges intestines.

@The_Doge

The showdown is happening.

https://images.app.goo.gl/eo9udmmp4ZCBoiP86

Its time! its time! its SAVANNAH TIME!

doge is no stone cold though.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Big deal when I was a teenager I was
always blazed at work

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Tbh the only things I fold are sheets, and tarps if I have to at work. But its oddly satisfying. Not folding sheets sheets or tarps.... watching this I mean. i hate tarps. I dunno why but duck anything to do win tarps.

Also I asked walter what he thought of doge and he got possessed and went upside down.

https://imgtc.ws/w/aTTgJJK

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Gotta be training differently. Some of his training vids from back when are just dumb af. Its like CrossFit for people who want injuries or something.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

a-c-a-b posted...

I got nothing going on this weekend other than getting really fucked up, playing video games and crankin' good tunes.

I'll keep this topic going.

oh Shit Ive been wanting to find more daze n days type bands. Never knew these guys. Am now a fan.

Anti flag it obviously cool as too

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Touch posted...

Apparently he was fairly decent in Mexico before this.

Yeah Ive see a bit of his matches from Mexico. Hes a good pro wrestler. Didnt take long though.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Where you at doge?Dont be scared homie ~ Walter 2019



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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

metallica846 posted...

What do you do again?

Anything but his sheet laundry.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Well fuck didnt take Cain long to make it big in wrestling.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

metallica846 posted...

My friend got a "degree" from Evergreen. He's a full time ski bum now. I wish I was joking lol.

Being a full time ski bum would be a sick af life. And not cheap. So...

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Id believe him if he claimed trump paid him in steroids to try and get sex tapes with ivanka

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

JimCarrysToe posted...

What was that show with that Marie condo or whatever lady?

i unironically legitimately loves that show and learned from it.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Lmao.

I dont like like most people enough to be social in general. like fuck letting some douche torture me is gonna create a bond let alone be something Id even briefly consider. Fuck that bullshit.


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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Ok

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

LordMarshal posted...

I guess cats are more imporant. Yeah, they should.

Just stop. K thanks.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

LordMarshal posted...

What about actual homeless people? This story is shit.

your weird bitter issues are making you fail at logic.

its like reading a story about trump being an insane piece of shit and thinking people got raped and murdered somewhere today so this shouldnt be news cause thats way more horrible.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

i love this story.

spudger posted...

what kitty rekt his life? xDDDDDDD

Seriously what even happens to a person that makes them respond to this story like that?


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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Lol. Thats was a p cool move by that dog though.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

The_Doge posted...

What Doge Vs Savannah Cate would look like.

No thatd look like the scene of a homicide. One with nothing but pieces left.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Abiz_ posted...

*Swing axe and cuts The_Doge out of boxington belly. Leaves filthy cat to it's fate*

Pfffft Walter would have cut himself out. It would make aliens bursting from the chest look painless.

Doge could follow if he was smart enough but hed probly stay there and die out of spite or ego.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Irony posted...

Yes it was

It totally was. They can not hire her and fair next.... but thats pretty absurd for a supposedly women oriented company all the same.

What they actually did is fucking ridiculous and the definition of unprofessional.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Didnt watch enough of the series to say but I watched nemesis recently and it was great. Tom hardy looked weird as a young dude but he had the same presence.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

FuneralFroth posted...

She can spell offensive but not rude?

Also yes shes a milf you kidding me look at her

This.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

a-c-a-b posted...

Yeah I need to watch Orgazmo again. It's been a while.

I love everything that Matt and Trey have done. My friends and I used to actually play Baseketball after we saw the movie.

Theyre fucking brilliant. I wish I could say I ever played baseketball.

Guide posted...

lmao i can see it

Lol. Its literally one of the top ten core memories I have from hs.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Weak.

George Jones toured with a ride on mower to dodge dui laws. Times they are a changin

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

i havent seen that movie since hs.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

SocialistGamer posted...

Tell us something we don't know.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I think Canuck should be Moe. Were missing Moe and we need a Moe.

If I grow my hair out a bit I could be a great moe. Lol. Im in.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Ralph fucking rules.

I knew a kid in elementary and hs who was like a tall skinny jw version of him. In like grade 11 or 12 he went over to the recycle bin and stood in it and literally said Im standing in the recycle it wouldnt be hilarious if he was trying to emulate Ralph wiggum but he wasnt. He wasnt even allowed to watch the simpsons. It was ficking hilarious.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

He did a good job with that actually. I approve. Walter should be Snowball.

omg. So much this.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

My cat does that with drinks more than food.

It leads to spilling annoyingly frequently.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

DrizztLink posted...

I'm hoping we get imgtc video embedding.

Yeah thatd be cool.

At at the same time Im just happy it exists

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

SiO4 posted...

Haha, Ya!!
I know the situation, with animal remnants. Not to be confused with carpet remnants.
But yes, I've seen some stuff. Cats will bring you back to nature.
Plus, it is funny how some of them just want to know they have food.
They like that piece of mind. Smart, clever, tough and appreciative little devils

Thats about as perfectly as Ive ever seen cats summed up!

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case